522 dormitories are besieged again
The three of us bent all the way to the dormitory building.
There was no one in the dormitory building, and the extra places were quiet. Coming to the door of our dormitory, the three of us looked at each other. At the same time, he kicked the door open. There were two "bangs", and the three of us stood at the door, and we were suddenly shocked by the scene inside.
The dormitory is draped in red and hung with colors, many colorful ribbons running through the air, and a large colored ball hanging in the middle, which is arranged like a birthday venue. Wait, it's really a birthday venue, because there is still a birthday cake on the table in the middle.
Ma Jie was standing at the table, putting the candles one by one.
"Brother Fei, Brother Monkey, Brother Jie, come in!" Ma Jie excitedly gestured to us.
I walked in inexplicably. Is it today's birthday? It's not me, it's not a monkey, it's not Huang Jie, it's Ma Jie? Before I walked to the table, I glanced at the birthday cake on the table, and there were a few words written on it: Lu Li's birthday.
"Brother Fei, today is Lu Li's birthday!" Ma Jie's expression was particularly excited.
None of the three of us spoke. The faces of each one are darker than the other.
"Brother Fei, Brother Monkey, Brother Jie, I know that several of you hate Lu Li, this person's mouth is really not ordinarily bad, I also scolded him today, he said that he knew that he was wrong, and he would change his past mistakes in the future. I was also very happy, and Lu Li said that today is his birthday. Let me help set up this birthday party, hoping that this human gun will bring everyone back together...... Phineas, what do you think?" Ma Jie looked at us with a grin.
We still didn't speak.
"By the way, Brother Fei, I heard that you went to fight Chen Yaoer today, what is the result? Lu Li told me, this time you cooperated with the one-handed army, and cleaning up Chen Yaoer was like chopping melons and vegetables!" Ma Jie looked at the faces of several of us, "However, you don't seem to be lightly injured?"
At this moment, there was a sudden cacophony of people on campus, and it seemed that a number of people were rushing towards the dormitory building.
"What's the situation?" Ma Jie looked puzzled, leaned over the window and froze.
None of us had to go to the window to know what was going on in ten lives.
fell into Lu Li's trap again, and Ma Jie was used by him.
The monkey turned. Hui Jia turned over the side of his bed for a long time, and scolded: "My guy has been taken away." ”
Huang Jie also went to his bed and counted the same gains. We usually press our guys on the futon, but now it seems that Lu Li has made preparations in advance and took our guys away.
The noise outside is getting louder and louder, and the dormitory building is getting closer and closer.
At this moment, my pistol also rang out, and Gu Yao called.
"Brother Fei, Lu Li organized several students to go to the dormitory building!"
"Yes, I know, I see it. I sighed.
"What's going on. Are you in the dormitory? How can you pay to be in the dormitory?!"
"I'll talk to you about this person when we can save the day, it seems that we are more fierce and less throat now. "I hung up the phone.
"How...... What's going on?" Ma Jie was still stunned.
The crowd had already poured into the dormitory building, and the footsteps were like thousands of horses, and they were shouting so loudly that they almost collapsed the building. The people who pay more and the people who pay more, even one person and one spit, are enough to drown us!
Huang Jie walked through the door and dragged some big "ten" characters on the top, and the "ten" word fell to the ground with a bang, and one wore it on the door, and the other wore it on the wall on the other side. At the same time, the door was smashed outside, but because of this big cross, they couldn't get in for a while.
"Damn, open the door!" "Today is your end!" scolded outside, but the door to the dormitory still didn't move.
I didn't even want to add that this man's Iron Cross, which I hated so much from the beginning, can still come in handy today.
"Where's our guns?" I asked the monkey.
"It's time to put Cana South Street...... After all, it is not safe to put these two West on the body. The monkey smiled wryly.
"Plus...... What is going on with Gades? "Ma Jie still hasn't figured out the situation.
"Don't you understand?" I turned my head and said to him, "Yiqiē is all Lu Li's work, and his real identity is the boss of the Eleventh Middle School." ”
"How, how can it be!" Ma Jie looked shocked.
"It's true...... I briefly told Ma Jie about the previous events and today's events, "I'm sorry, I've been hiding it from you, because I'm afraid that you will be ganged up in front of Lu Li, who knows that today will cause a big disaster." ”
"This ...... This ......" Ma Jie was completely stupid, suddenly his legs were weak, and he sat on the ground with his buttocks, and there were already some tears in his eyes: "Brother Fei, it's all my fault, I'm sorry ......" Hugh Gang clawed.
"No, it's not your fault, those who don't know are not guilty, and it's my fault to say that it's wrong. "I pulled Maj up.
"Phineas ......"
I waved my hand and motioned for him not to say anything more, it was useless to say anything now.
"Damn, I bought him a birthday cake too!" Ma Jie slammed the cake to the ground.
The sound of kicking the door outside was even more earth-shattering, even if there was a big cross on the top, but it was a wooden door after all, with the sound of "click" and "click", several people were smashed and the chaotic crowd outside could be seen.
Someone stretched his face and scolded: "Open the door quickly, you won't last long......"
Huang Jie punched out, and the person made a "whoosh" sound, and he was directly silent, and it is estimated that several teeth have fallen out. The sound of slamming doors continued, and a wooden door crumbled with it. I looked at the door, and in less than five minutes the army was about to rush in, and it was obviously too late to call for help.
This time, we don't have Wang Yao's pistol town, I'm afraid we can only wait for death.
Lu Li's methods were the same as last time, first to make us lose friendship, then to beat us up, and then to let the whole school beat us. Last time, he also deliberately created an atmosphere, making us feel that being beaten by everyone was accidental, but this time, Lu Li obviously didn't have this person's patience, or he just wanted to turn his face with us directly, so he directly sacrificed the last big killing weapon.
Being beaten up by the whole school, I really don't want to fucking try it a second time.
Now, not only are the corridors outside full of people, but the dormitories are also full of people, and it is impossible for us to even jump out of the window.
Besides, there's no rope tied to the outside of the window.
No matter how god the monkey is, he imagines that if he doesn't add it, there will be this catastrophe, right?
"Fortunately, I have long wanted to add this calamity to Calais, and I have prepared in advance. The monkey said suddenly.
"......" I also said: "What are you ready for?"
Huang Jie and Ma Jie also looked at the monkey.
"Before I came to Eleventh Middle School, I knew that this place was the Longtan Tiger's Den, how could I do it if I didn't make some preparations in advance, otherwise it would seem that my black four generations had no level?" the monkey said triumphantly.
"Don't talk nonsense, just say the way!" The slamming of the door outside became more and more intense, and there were more and more impromptu children on the wooden door, and I really didn't have time to listen to the monkeys anymore.
"If you give me a cigarette, I'll sue you. ”
". I scolded him and gave him a cigarette.
Huang Jie was still guarding the door, and when he saw someone's hands, faces, and feet sticking in from the imminent, he took the human dun cloth handle and went up fiercely-well, like whack-a-mole, and there were screams from outside.
When the monkey saw that there was a gun to take advantage of, he said, "Lend me another five pieces ......."
"Fuck!" I couldn't help it, and when I went up, I pinched the monkey's neck: "You fucking Gadi don't talk about it!"
Ma Jie was beside him with tears in his eyes: "Brother Fei, Brother Monkey, don't fight, let's hurry up and think of a way to escape this catastrophe." ”
"I said, I said......" The monkey was so pinched by me that he couldn't breathe.
I let the monkey go, and the monkey patted his chest twice, rubbed his throat, and then pointed to the big cross that ran through the center of the dormitory and said, "Do you know how many pounds this thing has?"
I shook my head, I don't know what the monkey is saying about this person.
"I have estimated that there are at least five pounds. The monkey held out a palm.
"Well, then what. "I tried to be patient.
"If this thing is held in the palm of the hand, who can carry those people outside? It's like Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick, it will die if you touch it, and you will be injured if you touch it. The corners of the monkey's mouth curled slightly.
...... "I suddenly wanted to kneel some, kneel for the monkey, how did he come up with this genius idea?"
"Why don't you speak, do you think I have a bad idea?"
"Good, good, good, great. I jumped up and pointed to the cross and said, "Come, give me some to try!"
The monkey was stunned for a moment: "Zuo Fei, aren't you kidding, where am I moving, this thing is five-eyed." ”
"I cǎo, you also know that you can't move!" I grabbed the monkey's ear and shouted at him, "Since you can't move, then how can you use your heart as a weapon, you fucking tell me! You think you are Li Yuanba!" Li Yuanba's drum urn and golden hammer legend has eight eyes, but that is exaggerated in the novel.
"Damn, I'm going to die. The monkey pushed me away, "I didn't say that everyone was picking it up." I mean, the four of us, carry it together. I'll tell you, just this thing, if you swing it casually, you can sweep down a large number of people!"
As the monkey spoke, he danced excitedly: "This person's idea, I have wanted to add it since the first day! Because I have thought from the beginning, North Street is someone else's, maybe the eleventh middle school is also someone else's, if someone sends dozens of students to deal with us, what should we do? So, I moved this big cross into our dormitory, just to prevent this day from Calais! Look, use it now! How to pay, am I very far-sighted?"
"Not bad, not bad. Huang Jie, who was about to open the door, shook his head.
......I looked at the monkey in a few words, and I admitted that the monkey's method did seem to have a little bit of work, but I couldn't figure out if he wanted to add this person on the first day of school, or if he just wanted to add it?
The monkey didn't have half an honest word in his mouth.
"How's that, let's get started?!" the monkey's eyes burned. R832