Chapter 390: Weird
"Auntie, it's good that God has mercy on you and let you die and come back to life, otherwise...... Wei Guo and I jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it away! All of this is Yu Lian's sin, Auntie, I will try to forgive you, but thinking of the scene when I saw Uncle Chen shooting Wei Guo upstairs just now, I still can't completely forgive you! Wei Guo is the man I love, and if you hurt him, you are digging out my heart. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info you want me to forgive you, I think I need time. “
"Auntie understands, you kid is sensible. It is also his blessing that Wei Guo met you. Wei Guo, this kid is a stuffy child, he hasn't cried since he was three years old, but he is also recruiting people now, and he has great skills, you can grow snacks in the future, don't be taken advantage of by any delicate tricks. Brother Shan is right, you should hurry up and guard him. ”
"Hey, I know, I will live well with Wei Guo, God has shortened his happiness and happiness, I will give it all to him, and I will give him more. ”
Fang Min instantly burst into tears and said with emotion: "Your child is too attractive, Auntie is rare for you, but it's a pity that Dajun is not my son, otherwise, Auntie really has the heart to rob you to be your daughter-in-law." ”
Lin Xiaoman smiled, looked out of the door again, and shouted, "Don't let that stingy person hear it, he'll be jealous." Auntie, I'm leaving. ”
Lin Xiaoman opened the door lightly, and as soon as he walked out, he saw Xu Weiguo standing in the aisle, with deep eyebrows, perfect contour lines, and a long body.
"Xu Weiguo!" she leaned over happily, wanting to throw herself into her arms but afraid of being seen.
Xu Weiguo turned around and walked towards the staircase, Lin Xiaoman followed step by step, as soon as he turned the corridor, when he reached no one, he was pulled by a strong and powerful hand, pressed in his arms, and hugged him.
"You wanted to hug me just now, didn't you?"
"Well, yes, there are too many people. ”
"Now that there's no one, you can let go of your hands and feet. ”
Lin Xiaoman hugged his waist with his backhand, leaned his head on his chest, and squinted his eyes in satisfaction, like a good cat.
"Like me?"
"Well, I like it, I like it very much, I like it so much. ”
"Do you still want to meet me in thousands of past and future lives?"
"Ha, don't you don't believe in past lives and future lives?"
"Now begin the letter, and you answer me. ”
"Yes!"
"Say it all. ”
"Thousands of past and future lives, I still want to meet you and like you. ”
"Then let's go home, Xiaohua said today that she was going to sleep with Qin Shanshan, and she won't be back for a few days. ”
"Well, when did you see him?"
Xu Weiguo was silent, his eyes flashed, "She said it when I sent her in the morning." ”
"Oh, then, let's go home!"
Xu Weiguo glanced at the stairs, hugged Lin Xiaoman and left. After the two of them left, Wandou touched his head and came down the stairs, muttering to himself in confusion as he walked.
"Lin Xiaohua? Lin Xiaoman...... , Well, Lin Xiaohua should be the battalion commander's wife and sister. Who is Qin Shanshan? How did you find Lin Xiaohua and persuade her to sleep with Qin Shanshan for a few days?"
Wandou thought about it again and again, and then patted his chest to cheer himself up and said: "Wandou, the time to test you has come, hurry up and find Lin Xiaohua! Even if you break your leg, you have to give the battalion commander this task." ”
When Xu Weiguo returned to Jiulitun, he saw Chen Anran and Hu Dou staring at the door of the house, and the atmosphere was a little weird.
The discipline buckle on Chen Anran's neckline was pulled off, and Hu Dou had three nail scratches on his face.
Seeing Xu Weiguo coming back, Chen Anran flattened his mouth and complained: "Brother Weiguo, he is a hooligan and wants to drag me to sleep." ”
Lin Xiaoman was dumbfounded.
Xu Weiguo raised his eyebrows, and looked at Hu Dou again: "Is there such a thing?"
Hu Dou stiffened and nodded, "I said it." ”
Lin Xiaoman held his forehead and asked Hu Dou: "I asked you to ventilate and report the news, why do you want to pull Chen Anran to sleep?
Hu Dou looked Lin Xiaoman up and down, "Why don't you look like a tiger but a cat?"
"That's right. You first explain the matter of pulling Chen Anran clearly. ”
"I didn't find the battalion commander, so I waited outside the fence, and when I heard a commotion upstairs, I said that there was a shameless woman who wanted to send meat to bed, so I went in...... At that time, I didn't know that Long Er Ten and Long Shijiu had brought people to the next door to get dressed. As soon as I came up, I saw a woman standing in this room, and there was a strange smell in the room, so I held her down and ......"
Chen Anran suddenly jumped to his feet, pointed at Hu Dou and shouted, "Don't say it." ”
Xu Weiguo saw that Lin Xiaoman wanted to hear it very much, his eyes lit up, so he said to Hu Dou: "Go on, explain clearly." ”
"Brother Wei Guo!" Chen Anran blushed instantly, "You hate it!"
I held her down and kissed her violently, and after kissing her for about ten minutes, she wanted to earn, so I held her hand, clamped her, and kissed her against the wall, so as not to let her scream. Later, I touched it again...... She's there. Then I told her: The battalion commander is very busy, and he wants to find a man to sleep, and I am free! I went to pull her clothes again, and she arrested me...... Later, she said that I was mistaken, it wasn't that she was going to climb into bed, it was another one.
I told her that I had been kissing her for a long time, and she could kiss her back. I touched her breasts, and if she wanted to think that my breasts were small, I would suffer a little loss and let her touch them underneath. She hit me again......"
Hu Dou is also a tendon meat, the whole person is like a silent knife, the edge is hidden, Chen Anran naturally can't win him.
But this is a loss...... Did you eat it in vain?
Lin Xiaoman asked Chen Anran: "Do you want to fight or kill, or cut it directly, I will call the shots for you!"
Chen Anran blushed and shook his head, "I don't know, I don't know what to do." He scratched me painfully. ”
Xu Weiguo stretched out his hand and patted Hu Dou's shoulder, "She is Chen Yingshan's only daughter!" Hu Dou, you are ready to sit on the tiger chair and stuff chili water. ”
Hu Dou said: "Battalion commander, I have suffered on your behalf! If you die, you will give me a credit, and you will burn a paper woman for me." ”
Xu Weiguo snorted coldly: "Have you suffered it on my behalf?"
Hu Dou immediately stopped being sloppy, and secretly glanced at Chen Anran and said: "I see how good she looks, thinking that you have it, you must not ask for it." Then I fell in love with it, so I kissed it first. ”
Lin Xiaoman looked at Xu Weiguo with a smile, "Look at the goods you brought out a litter of crooked soldiers, if they are all good things, they will take it first, no matter which one he is, he is bold and hairy, and he is willing to cut off his whole body, and dare to pull the emperor off the horse?"
You are used to being lawless, are you planning to go to your daughter-in-law like this? Are you a bandit or a bully? Hu Dou, I can tell you, don't be complacent, Chen Anran's father is in Jinguan City today, you are going to be unlucky!"
"Then I'll take the blame now!" Hu Dou is beating snakes and sticks, and he is determined to make trouble.
Lin Xiaoman was dumbfounded, and Chen Anran cried urgently.
Xu Weiguo snorted, dragged Hu Dou up again, and said in a low voice: "If you want to go quickly, his son's bullets are all empty, and he can't kill you, even if the bones of his whole body are broken, he will earn a deputy commander of the Air Force as his father-in-law."
He relied on Lai Pi to kidnap Aunt Fang at the beginning, you also go and try it, and see if you can rely on a daughter-in-law to come back? ”
"Guaranteed to get the job done. Hu Dou saluted with great joy.
In the evening, Xu Weiguo told Lin Xiaoman that the house needed to be disinfected and the smell was removed, so he moved the quilt to the cave.
Lin Xiaoman is right to think about it, the smell in the house is strange, and it's good to clean up.
She was a cave man on the top of the mountain with Xu Weiguo for two days, and then she said this idea, Xu Weiguo was silent for a long time, and then asked her: "The only pastime for the cave people on the top of the mountain to eat is to go to bed." Day and night. ”
Lin Xiaoman was dumbfounded.