After the opening, the stage turned and the first joke "Audition" began. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Although this paragraph is not the content of "We All Love to Laugh", it is one of the classic series of the predecessor "Love to Laugh in the Room".

Zhai Nan took out this paragraph first, just because he wanted a good start and went straight to dry goods.

On the stage, Zhang Hongyu, a mustache, wore the director's vest, pinched the script in his hand, and looked like an uncle, and walked slowly onto the stage. Then he pulled up a chair, sat down, and began to shout, "Auditionist!

Chen Feng, who had been prepared for a long time, immediately walked up and said, "Hello director, I am an audition actor. ”

Zhang Xiaomoustache looked at people with his nostrils, looking arrogant, "Audition actor, right?"

Chen Feng said very humbly: "Yes, yes, yes, audition actors." ”

Zhang Xiaozi nodded and said, "Our play needs actors to have a live reaction to the environment, can you do this?"

The performance on stage has begun, and Zhai Nan is backstage, already busy. As the chief director of the show, he is naturally inseparable from him everywhere.

Fortunately, Zhang Hongyu and Chen Feng on stage are stable, and the quality of the program can stand the test. Several guests returned to the lounge and watched the scene through the TV in the lounge.

Yuan Yi looked at the screen and couldn't help laughing: "It's really funny to me, how can a director try out the play like this." ”

Huang Wencheng said: "It's good now, there were really directors in the past, and there would be so many requirements, but it was not so exaggerated." ”

Liu Tianwang said: "When I was young, I also experienced this time, and I went to auditions everywhere, although it was hard, but it was also a process of accumulating experience. ”

Just when a few people were chatting, Zhai Nan had already walked in and said, "How many, are you chatting?"

When the four of them saw Zhai Nan coming in, they got up one after another.

Zhai Nan hurriedly said, "Come, sit down." As he spoke, he sat down on the sofa with the others, "I'm coming! As he spoke, he took out the task card.

Huang Wencheng, who was sitting nearby, wanted to reach out and take it. Zhai Nan said, "Hey, Mr. Huang, this task is not for you. It is a task for Yuan Yi and Yao Yilan. ”

When Yuan Yi heard this, he got up and took the task card, and after opening it, he saw that it was written, "Love to smile and slippery." ”

Yao Yilan smiled and asked, "What does this mean?"

Zhai Nan said with a smile: "It's on a special stage, according to the scenario set by the director, which is a test of skill." ”

Yuan Yi said in surprise: "Live performance?

Zhai Nan smiled: "It's all improvised!"

Yao Yilan asked, "I saw Director Zhai smiling like this, how do I feel like a ghost?"

Zhai Nan smiled, "Why don't we take a look first." Let's take a look at it and find out. With that, he got up and led the two of them away.

When they arrived backstage, the two of them saw the specially made slippery stage, and their eyes were full of consternation.

Yuan Yi said in surprise: "Isn't it, it's so steep?"

Yao Yilan asked, "There won't be any danger, right?"

Although they had already passed the gas to the two before, they were also stunned when they really saw the slippery stage.

Zhai Nan hurriedly said: "There must be no problem with safety, the stage has been specially treated, and there will definitely be no security problems." Why don't you two go up and try it out first and see how it goes?" and pulled them up.

After the two of them went up, they really couldn't stand on their feet at all. Zhai Nan had been standing at the door all the time, and he didn't dare to go too far inside. This stage was also created by Zhang Dabeard with all his might, which fully met Zhai Nan's requirements, but he couldn't stand on his feet at all.

At this time, the camera has also taken enough footage, and the camera is turned off.

Zhai Nan pulled Wu Haotian over and said: "This is the leading actor in our link, if you feel that you can't stand, just grab him." ”

Yao Yilan couldn't help asking, "What if he can't stand it?"

Wu Haotian smiled: "Then I will use you as a meat pad, and I will definitely not let you break it." ”

Yuan Yi nodded and said, "Okay, when will it start." ”

Zhai Nan took out the walkie-talkie and asked Zhang Dabeard in front of him, and then said, "In a few minutes, the previous show will be over, and then you guys will come." ”

Wu Haotian said: "That's right, let's move first, warm up, don't wait for a while to get injured again." With that, he took the two of them and started moving.

After a while, the performance of the joke house ended, and the stage turned, slippery and turned to the front.

This episode of the slippery stage is dressed up as a gym.

Fat Zhou pulled over a chair, wore the director's vest, held the script in his hand, and sat in front like an uncle.

Zhou Fatzi picked up the microphone and said, "Yao Yilan, I want to go to the gym to exercise today." ”

Yao Yilan, who was standing outside the stage, heard Zhou Fatzi's words and immediately walked into the stage.

Fat Zhou smiled and said, "She saw the hula hoop, and she especially wanted to turn the hula hoop!"

Yao Yilan was also very cooperative, "Great, I just want to play this." With that, he walked over against the corner and took down the hula hoop.

Zhou Fatzi glanced at the script, and said with a wicked smile: "She wants to go to the middle to turn." ”

When Yao Yilan heard this, he was stunned for a moment and asked, "To the middle?"

Fat Zhou nodded and said, "Yes, go to the middle to play." ”

Yao Yilan smiled bitterly and reluctantly took a step towards the middle of the stage. But when she took the second step, she slipped and fell directly to the ground.

Yao Yilan simply lay on the ground completely and began to lie coquettishly, "This is too difficult!"

Zhou Fatzi still said unsatisfied: "Hurry to the middle!"

Yao Yilan used both hands and feet, and finally climbed to the middle of the stage. Fortunately, there are a few fixed footpegs on the ground. Yao Yilan kicked the foot pedal, finally stabilized his figure, and really began to turn the hula hoop.

When the audience saw this, they immediately applauded.

Zhou Fatzi immediately said: "Yuan Yi just finished filming and also came to the gym. ”

When Yuan Yi heard this, he immediately came to the stage, but he didn't dare to take half a step more, and he leaned against the corner.

Zhou Fatzi smiled evilly and said, "Yuan Yi fell in love with Yao Yilan at first sight!"

Yuan Yi was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Beauty, do you want to read the glow-in-the-dark script together?"

When the audience heard this, they immediately burst out laughing.

Zhai Nan watched the scene with good results, Yuan Yi reacted very wittily on the spot, and Zhou Fatzi also had a good grasp of the rhythm. There's a big beard watching here, so there should be no problem. Zhai Nan turned around and left, quietly sneaking back to the lounge.

Liu Tianwang and Huang Wencheng were still in the lounge, watching Yuan Yi and Yao Yilan's performance through the TV.

Liu Tianwang also smiled unkindly: "Yuan Yi and Yilan are going to be miserable by this little fat man." ”

Huang Wencheng said: "Fortunately, the mission card was not given to me, otherwise my old bones would have been broken." ”

As soon as Huang Wencheng said this, Zhai Nan walked in and said with a smile: "Teacher Huang, I'm here to send you a task card." ”

Huang Wencheng was stunned for a moment, and Liu Tianwang immediately smiled: "Old Huang, you are really a crow's mouth!"

[Sunday is still the fourth watch!I'm really getting more and more diligent!] (To be continued.) )