Xi Caiwei played with the pen in her hand and said, "Brother Jun, do you know why Teacher Jiang wants you to go?" ”

"I don't understand. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Song Baojun was not very impatient with her gossip, but remembered that he had blackmailed her for 2,000 yuan in medical expenses, but he was embarrassed not to answer.

Xi Caiwei didn't care about the other party's reaction, and said with great interest: "Exxon at the University of Brinton in New York, USA? Professor Ferdinand was invited to give a lecture, and the news was released a few days ago, and I already knew about it. But do you know why the organizer invited Mr. Jiang from our Chinese Department to participate? ”

"I don't know." Song Baojun looked at her and signaled that she should be able to end this meaningless conversation.

Xi Caiwei didn't notice anything, and said with a smile: "Hehe, I know, do you want to hear it?" The inside story is very exciting. ”

"I don't want to." Song Baojun sat with a straight face.

Xi Caiwei found that Brother Jun didn't seem to be very interested, and hurriedly said: "Actually, Mr. Jiang's rival is Teacher Fang Xiaoying from the School of Foreign Languages, and the relationship between the two of them was stiff before. They used to go to the same high school, studied at Chaju University, stayed on to teach at the same time after graduation, and also fell in love with a man at the same time. Originally, that man also liked Teacher Jiang very much, but later Fang Xiaoying stepped in, and that man also made a mistake and made Fang Xiaoying pregnant with his child. The two broke up, the man married Fang Xiaoying, leaving Mr. Jiang alone. ”

"Oh, Mr. Jiang is quite pitiful." Song Baojun nodded, indicating that he understood.

Xi Caiwei saw Brother Jun's reaction, her spirits were lifted, and she continued: "Teacher Fang is a vinegar jar, and she always suspects that her husband eats back grass to find Teacher Jiang, and the two of them often quarrel. Teacher Jiang was also involved, and he refused to stop. She also caused trouble against Teacher Jiang from time to time in school, and this time she was invited to participate in the speech "On the Superiority of English", which must have been specially slapped in the face. ”

Song Baojun finally said: "It turns out that there is still this relationship. ”

Xi Caiwei said: "There will also be questions and debates in the speech, and the organizers hope to enhance the interaction of the audience and welcome voices that agree or question. Deliberately inviting Teacher Jiang from our Chinese Department to compete for whose major is more advanced? I see, Teacher Jiang must be very embarrassed, if you don't go, Teacher Fang will say that she is self-aware and dare not show up, if she goes, who has the ability to argue with Professor Ferdinand in the United States? ”

"Is there no talent in the Chinese department?"

"You may not know who Professor Ferdinand is." Xi Caiwei's gossip arose, and she gushed endlessly for a while: "Ferdinand is a famous linguist at Brinton University, who has edited the "British English Dictionary", and has published more than ten papers and academic monographs, which have caused great repercussions in the world. Many of the courses in the School of Foreign Languages directly quote his monographs as teaching materials. Professor Ferdinand is very famous, and he has even learned a lot of Chinese, and can do ordinary daily communication. I think our Chinese tutor may not be as good as him in terms of language learning. ”

"No wonder Teacher Jiang has a headache, a Chinese teacher is invited to listen to a lecture on the superiority of English, I'm afraid it's particularly unpleasant."

"It's not so upset, Mr. Jiang almost wants to jump off the building!" Xi Caiwei chatted happily, patted Song Baojun's thigh, and said, "Just go and listen, the person who invited her is a former rival." You said that Teacher Fang is really hateful, not to mention robbing Teacher Jiang's husband, and wanting to show off in front of others, if it were me, I would not be allowed to pour a few scoops of sulfuric acid on her. Therefore, Mr. Jiang has been looking for students with a deep theoretical foundation in the past few days, and he can be eloquent, and when the time comes, he will not lose too ugly when he goes to listen to the debate stage of the speech. ”

Song Baojun was about to answer, and Liu Xiyue, who had been observing in the previous rows, couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and said loudly: "Xi Caiwei, what rumors are you spreading?" Don't keep harassing other students, okay? ”

Xi Caiwei didn't dare to provoke Liu Xiyue, and finally held back the momentum of chatting, and said in a low voice: "I'll talk to you later." "Returning and Guo Jun changed seats again.

Song Baojun wiped away a cold sweat.

Liu Xiyue thought about it, simply walked over with high heels, slightly cocked her chin and said proudly: "Guo Jun, I'll change places with you." ”

Guo Jun had just changed back, and he was placing stationery and textbooks, and when he heard this, he suddenly admired Brother Jun. You are looking for a beautiful woman one after another, and you don't want me to wait for the ** silk to live? Hurriedly packed up his things and got up, walked forward step by step, and quietly glanced at Qiu Jiali's direction, full of envy.

Liu Xiyue sat beside Song Baojun unceremoniously and said, "Hey, why do you always provoke indiscriminate women, doesn't it have a good impact on the class if you go on like this?" ”

Song Baojun's hypocritical personality smiled and said: "My favorite person is you, so you are also a non-trivial woman?" ”

Liu Xiyue's face blushed and quickly returned to normal: "Hmph, crooked reasoning and heresy." Xi Caiwei and Xie Qilu are in the same party, often tricking boys, and asking her boyfriend to help, don't blame me for not warning you in advance. ”

"You mean Xi Caiwei's boyfriend Dong Changhe?" Song Baojun's face showed a strange look.

"Yes." Liu Xiyue flaunted the gossip she heard from somewhere, and said, "Dong Changhe is from the Department of Chemistry, and he is still the head of the baseball club, known as the baseball King Kong." Last semester, there was a man in the second class next door who pestered Xie Qilu, so they thought of a way to let Dong Changhe beat the man. So, I said that you don't have the ability to provoke others, so you don't even know how to get beaten. ”

Song Baojun held his forehead and was speechless for a while, and said, "Yes, Dong Changhe is very fierce, and I can't afford to provoke him." ”

"But it's your luck, Dong Changhe doesn't know what kind of leave he asked, I heard that he hasn't been back to school for almost a month. Otherwise, if you talk to other women for a long time, I'm afraid you will ...... Gee! Liu Xiyue shook her head while sighing, not knowing whether she was sighing for Song Baojun's good life or sighing that Dong Changhe was too domineering.

At this time, Tang Guyi walked into the classroom and started to talk about "The History of Ming and Qing Novels", "Golden Vase Plum" has been finished, and then he wants to talk about "Three Words and Two Beats". didn't take the roll call, just picked up the handout and talked, ignoring the small actions of the students in the audience.

Those who sleep still sleep, those who talk still talk, and those who play with their mobile phones never look up at the teacher. Everything was exactly the same as it was before the teacher came.

Song Baojun stiffened his head, lowered his voice and continued the previous topic, saying, "What are you afraid of, don't I have Sister Liu to cover me?" ”

Liu Xiyue raised her eyebrows proudly and said, "It's good if you know, as long as you listen to my sister, I will guarantee that you will not be bullied by anyone at school." ”

"Uh......"

Liu Xiyue immediately changed her vicious tone: "However, if you continue to associate with those indiscriminate women, don't blame my sister for being unkind to you!" ”

"Why did Sister Liu say this?"

"What's the matter with yesterday's fat woman?" Liu Xiyue asked fiercely, "Ye Jingchun, that strong woman, do you really want to gather the four beauties who are tall, short, fat and thin?" ”

When Song Baojun heard Ye Jingchun's name, he couldn't help but look back, but saw that there was another person sitting in the seat where Ye Jingchun was usually located, it turned out that she didn't come to class today. He replied casually: "Yes, I plan to collect all kinds of beauties in the four body types of tall, short, fat and thin, the four directions of the southeast, the northwest and the four disciplines of arts, science, sports and arts." Yesterday that girl was just one of them. ”

"You, you're kind!" Liu Xiyue was annoyed for a while, and wanted to leave again. Seeing that there was still a teacher on the stage lecturing, he couldn't leave the table casually, so he finally held back his anger and said, "Your brain is in water!" ”

"It's just a joke, so why take it seriously."

"you!"

Liu Xiyue turned her face and ignored him, and Professor Tang was babbling on the stage and didn't pay much attention to listening.

Liu Xiyue is a stupid big sister, playing with her mobile phone for a while, browsing a few funny messages, sending a few fat goose friend status, basically forgetting what she was angry about before, reaching out and stabbing Song Baojun, and asked quietly: "Hey, do you know that Long Ya's girlfriend knelt down at the door of the classroom yesterday afternoon and begged for mercy?" ”

The last time the otaku brotherhood got together to drink, Liu Xiyue was with Huo Caifeng, so I remembered.

Song Baojun scratched his head: "Well, I don't know very well, people kneel to others, why do you care so wide?" ”

"Don't pretend to be garlic." Liu Xiyue sneered, "I saw Guo Jun sending a message in the class group saying that you are the mastermind behind the scenes, is there such a thing?" ”

"Eldest sister, think about it carefully, I'm a non-famous otaku at school, a little shrimp who doesn't fart a sound, what qualifications do I have to instruct others?" Song Baojun listened carefully to Professor Tang's speech, and wrote down a few key words in his notebook while answering casually.

"Oh, aren't you famous? Playing the piano is a sensation in the whole school. I've always been approached by people asking for your phone number, but luckily I noticed their bad intentions and turned them all down. Liu Xiyue pouted, her lips were moist and pink, and her white and neat teeth loomed in the middle, looking quite cute.

Song Baojun immediately became interested: "Does someone care about my number?" Male or female? Isn't it pretty? Which department? What grade are you? How's the figure? Do you have a boyfriend? What is your name? How old is it? Where is the fairy town? ”

Seeing his anxious performance, Liu Xiyue said angrily: "They are all men, and I want to pick up soap with you." ”

Song Baojun had no choice but to keep his mouth shut.

"Hey, tell me quickly, did you direct the bitter love scene yesterday? I didn't expect the scene of Long Ya brushing his sleeves away was quite handsome. Chic, resolute, and so manly. ”

This time, Song Baojun was not calm, and hummed: "It's not me, can he be handsome?" ”

Liu Xiyue simply hugged Song Baojun's arm and shook it back and forth, and said with a coquettish smile: "You really instructed it?" Let's talk about it! ”

Song Baojun's heart was rippling, and he deliberately touched the girl's full chest with his arm with a shake, feeling that the touch was quite good, and said: "Actually, it's nothing, Long Ya's girlfriend Huo Caifeng watery Yang Hua, seduced other men, and was caught red-handed by us, so she was anxious and came to ask Long Ya for forgiveness, don't you say it's ridiculous?" (To be continued.) )