Chapter 36: Ghost Robbery

Hearing Feng Tian say this, I couldn't help but widen my eyes, looked at her from head to toe, and then looked at her again from head to head, and when she saw it for the third time, she finally became annoyed and angry, "What are you looking at!"

"I've been hugging all night, and I've already touched the place where I should have touched, and I'll see if there's anything tight. I snorted and hurried back to the point before she ran away, "I just want to see where you can attract so many cockroaches, are you the reincarnation of a female cockroach?"

Feng Tian said angrily: "It's not just cockroaches, but also those ghosts outside!"

I looked at the window, and the ghosts were still lying on the windowsill licking the glass, and they didn't seem to mean to come in, "Are they going to peep there until dawn?"

"They must have seen the process of killing that ghost, so they were afraid to come in, and if they had arrived, they would have already come in by now. Feng Tian said softly, "I remember one time my dad went out to run errands, and I was the only one at home, and I had a nightmare, and as a result, several ghosts ran into the house to catch me, but fortunately my dad came back in time, otherwise I would have died that time!"

It's hard for me to understand the logic of this, "It's not scientific to have a nightmare that can attract ghosts and cockroaches, so if you have a spring dream, can you still attract perverts and mandarin ducks?"

Feng Tian pushed me angrily, "People are talking about serious things, can you not keep talking about useless interruptions!"

"I'm getting down to business, too!" I said innocently, "I've never heard of people having nightmares that can attract ghosts, let alone cockroaches, it doesn't make sense at all, who said that, is it jealous of your big breasts?"

"What does it have to do with the size of my breasts? Feng Tian pinched me in shame, but the love was much better, "It's my dad who said it, I didn't have breasts at that time!"

I suddenly said, "It turns out that you are also so big, I thought you were born with great talent." ”

Feng Tian was made lose his temper by my gag, and sighed: "I just found out, why are you so unorthodox, no wonder you are still a virgin!"

I was unconvinced and said, "What's wrong with a virgin? Yang Qi is sufficient, otherwise what else can I rely on to protect you! You dare to say that you are not a virgin now? Damn, you won't be so open, you will break the virgin at such a young age! What kind of person is it? It's so courageous, I don't know that having a relationship with an underage girl, even if you are voluntary, it is still rape!"

"What nonsense!" Feng Tian's face was flushed, obviously he couldn't stand my nonsense with no discipline and no bottom line, "Let's go and get rid of those ghosts outside the window first, if you don't kill them, they will come over every night in the future, but it will be troublesome!"

I took out the last few coins from my pocket and pinched them in the palm of my hand, trying to get out of bed, but I was really embarrassed to look at the cockroaches all over the ground, "How can this go, it's disgusting!"

Feng Tian said: "Cockroaches eat filth and filth, if you want to drive them, you have to use the Chase Curse, you can't use it now, look at me!" After speaking, he took a step on the bed, swaying back and forth, left and right, looking as if he was drunk, the ten fingers of his two hands opened and closed like petals, and recited in his mouth: "The four major enlightened, heaven and earth are normal, Xuanshui bath filth, dispel ominous, double children guard the door, seven spirits are in the house, Yunjin refining Zhai, all the qi is mixed with health, inside and outside the Zhenzhen, Baozi Huangsheng, urgent as the law!"

When she read the order of urgency, she stomped her feet with her two fingers and threw forward a little, and then she heard a click, and the bed board collapsed by her, and the two of us fell together and rolled together.

I threw my whole head into her arms, a little dazed, and struggled to look up, trying to speak, but as a result, a soft and fragrant mass of something squeezed into my mouth, and a round and hard thing was on the tip of my tongue.

No experience, I don't know what it is, I was startled at first, I spit it out and withdrew my head, and when I looked at it again, I regretted it at the time, what did Nima do so quickly, that was Feng Tian's ****!

In the chaos, the towel she wrapped around her body was torn off in half, and a pair of snow peaks were completely exposed to the air, and when I looked up just now, I just happened to bite one.

What a great opportunity, I was spit it out by myself!

Feng Tian hurriedly pushed me away, picked up the towel that was blocked in front of his chest, and scolded: "Dead pervert!"

It's just that her voice is soft and her face is red, and this scolding is not powerful.

This expression, this demeanor, is really a crime!

If it weren't for the current situation, I might have turned into a beast.

However, no matter how big my nerves are, no matter how much the sperm worms are in my brain, I can't do anything like kissing and shooting under a group of ghosts, so I have to get up naturally, and ask Feng Tian first if he is injured, and after getting a confirmed answer, I have the leisure to pay attention to the cockroaches on the ground.

Not to mention, Feng Tian's spell is really good, the cockroaches on the ground are receding as quickly as the tide, and when I look at it, only a small part is being drilled into the cracks in the corner of the house.

It looks like we'll need to sprinkle some anti-cockroach medicine tomorrow, or else this house won't be able to live.

Without the cockroaches to stop me, I acted at once, rushed out of the house with the coin, turned to the windowsill, and without saying a word, threw the coin at the ghosts with a spell.

Those ghosts were smashed by me with money and screamed, and they ran away with their heads in their hands.

I was trying to chase after the victory, but the coins ran out, and I couldn't help but be anxious, if I let these ghosts escape, it would be troublesome if I attracted more ghosts.

The gag just now was to alleviate Feng Tian's feelings, but it doesn't mean that I didn't take her words to heart.

We have lived in this house for half a year, and there have never been ghosts to visit, as soon as Feng Tian came, the ghosts followed, if it had nothing to do with her, it would be called ghosts.

However, these thoughts can only be hidden in my heart temporarily, Feng Tian's psychological burden is heavy enough now, I can't stimulate her anymore.

I can't say anything today to let these ghosts run away!

I immediately rushed to Dasha's house.

Dasha has a saving habit that he has developed since he was a child, he doesn't spend coins, and when he comes back to save, he has a piggy bank the size of a real pig, and I don't know how many coins there are.

But before I could rush into Dasha's house, I overheard someone chanting aloud, "Teach me to kill ghosts, and be with me." On the call for the jade girl, the collection is ominous. Mountaineering rocks are cracked, wearing seals. Wearing a canopy on his head, he is burly on his feet, supporting Liujia on the left and defending Liuding on the right. There is the yellow god in the front, and there is the Yue chapter in the back. The divine master kills, does not avoid the strong, first kills the evil ghosts, and then cuts the night light. What god does not subdue, what ghost dares to be? Urgency is like a law. ”

Such a long list of incantations can be recited in one breath, and the words are clear and audible.

Damn, this spell is really *** bursting.

In the sound of the incantation, a terrible ghost scream sounded, it was an ugly call, I was stimulated to goosebumps, turned my head to look, and saw a figure jumping down from the wall, wielding a peachwood sword in his hand, one sword at a time, one sword at a time, and with a few strokes, those ghosts were cut to pieces, and fell to the top, and they screamed: "The mage spares his life!"

The man shouted: "People and ghosts have different paths, since you are no longer human, and you don't go to reincarnation quickly, but you can't stay in the world and can't fall in love, and you have the heart of harming people in the house, I will definitely not be able to spare you today! Look at my supernatural powers!" As he spoke, he took out a cloth bag and raised it.

I hurriedly shouted, "Wait a minute!"

The man's movements were stagnant, he glanced up, and said with a smile: "It turns out that Xiao Su is my Taoist!"

I took out my mobile phone to turn on the flashlight function and took a photo, only then did I see the person's appearance clearly, and I couldn't help but be surprised, "Old Wu Tou is you?"

The person who came was in his early sixties, wearing a big vest and big trousers, and stepping on a pair of cheap plastic slippers under his feet.

But strictly speaking, this person is really an ordinary old man sitting in the cold at the mouth of the alley, at least in my previous cognition.

We all call him Lao Wu Tou, what the name is not clear, opened a small shop at the mouth of the alley, usually every day when there is nothing to do, sit in the shade of the store door to enjoy the shade and watch the excitement, we three bachelors take care of his business, usually joke with him and talk nonsense, never thought that he would be a mage, it seems that he is still a mage with some real skills!

"Hehe, I'm really blind, I didn't see that Xiao Su you are also an expert. Old Wu Tou smiled and said, "If you have something to say, I'll take these ghosts first!"

"Don't think about it!" I immediately exclaimed, "these ghosts have entered my house, and I injured them just now, and they are about to be taken away, so you jump in and insert a pole, do you know what it means to come first and come first!"

I was too anxious to kill the ghost who climbed the bed just now, and I didn't think much about it, but just now I remembered the matter of selling the hanged ghost to Shueisha Chen Musheng, since that ghost can be sold, can these ghosts in front of me also be sold? This is all money, how can it be cheap for nothing This old Wu Tou who jumped out to pick peaches.

As for if there is no old Wu Tou to make a move, whether these ghosts will have escaped by the time I take the coin and come out again is not within the scope of my consideration, anyway, Feng Tian said that if these ghosts are not caught today, they will come to watch her tomorrow!

All in all, in short, although I don't know how to collect these ghosts, I can't watch Old Wu Tou pick up the bargain!

Old Wu Tou smiled and said: "Xiao Su, I've been watching outside for a while, you will smash the ghost with a coin, and if you have no money, you have to go back to the house to withdraw it, if you don't have me, these ghosts would have run away!"

Damn, this old man is a thief, he actually peeked outside before he came out.

I stiffened my neck and didn't show weakness, "Even if they run away, they will come back tomorrow, and besides, I injured them first, why should you take them all!"

Old Wu Tou smiled and said: "Okay, even if you do it first, in your house, you have the right to accept them, but will you accept ghosts? If you can, you can take them now, I won't stop you!"

Damn, this old man is going to eat me!

I was furious, and as soon as I rolled up my sleeves, I was about to go to Dasha's house to get some coins and come out, but I didn't want me to turn around, but I saw Feng Tian standing at the door wrapped in a towel, and sneered: "Who said he wouldn't accept ghosts? We'll accept it now, you see!"

Old Wu Tou was still smiling, and turned his head to speak, but as soon as he saw Feng Tian, his face immediately changed!xh118