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Lin Xiaoquan frowned and said: "Come on, but I'll exercise the power of the director, I think, let's guess the boxing and drinking order, you women don't know, then let's come to the text, if you want to fight without martial arts, you and I will tell stories, or jokes, if you tell a good story, don't drink, if you don't tell a good story, then bounce crookedly." ”

Zhao Man said okay, Lin Xiaoquan said first: "I'll just say four sentences, you can see if this is the truth, saying that we drink alcohol, no matter the time, no matter the occasion, no matter who we are with, no matter what kind of wine, we will never shrink our heads." ”

After Lin Xiaoquan finished speaking, everyone said yes, Zhao Man took a drink, her face suddenly turned red, and Feng Zhe felt that she was more and more like a toy and fake doll.

Next came Hu Duan, Hu Duan said: "There was a bull and a cow grazing in the field with their calves, and a limousine came over, and the bull said: It's not good, you two eat, I'm leaving, the county cadres have come down." The cow asked: What is terrible about you eating yours and coming down from the cadres? The bull said, "You don't know, I eat vegetarian food, and they eat bullwhips as soon as they come, and this is no worse than killing me." The cow said, "Then I have to run, and the bull asked, "What are you afraid of?" You don't have a bullwhip! The cow said: You don't know, these cadres brag after eating the bullwhip! Then the calf said, "Then I have to go with you," and the bull and the cow asked, "What are you going?" The calf said, "You don't know, they pull the calf after they blow it!" ”

After Hu Duan finished speaking, several people didn't laugh, Hu Duan was happy there alone, and when the fun was over, he looked at everyone and said, "Isn't it funny?" ”

"Is it funny?" Li Xueqin said disdainfully: "Those who know understand that you mean the county, but those who don't know, think you scold us, how different are we from the people in the county you said?" Or do you hate the lack of cows on the table? ”

Hu Duan was dumbfounded when he heard this, drank wine and said, "Huh, I'm not asking for my own hardship." ”

"You're begging for a drink."

Zhao Man looked at Li Xueqin as he spoke, Li Xueqin smiled and said: "I tell a story, saying that a young lady walked into the bank and wanted to exchange a hundred yuan for a small denomination, and the bank clerk said after reading it, Miss, this is a counterfeit currency of yours, and the young lady screamed when she heard it, saying: God! Playing for nothing? I was raped. ”

Lin Xiaoquan and Zhao Man listened and laughed, but Hu Duan said that it was boring, and asked Li Xueqin to talk about it again, and Li Xueqin said: "It's boring? It's hard for you! ”

"Why don't you talk about it? Drink without talking! ”

Li Xueqin pouted and said, "Okay, let you be convinced!" The village production team bought a male * donkey, but it died within a few days, and it happened that the female * donkey * was in heat, so the village people hurriedly called the village party secretary who was holding a meeting in the county: the branch secretary! The female * donkey is in heat, the male * donkey is dead, now do you buy the male * donkey first, or wait for you to come back? ”

Now Hu Duan also smiled, Feng Zhexin said that this judicial office is all talents, go out to eat both men and women, absolutely kill the Quartet, it will be your turn later, if you can't let go, it may be difficult to blend in with them in the future, if it is too vulgar, but it is a bit against your own will, you have to think about it.

After Li Xueqin finished speaking, Zhao Man was about to drink, so Li Xueqin stopped and said, "I'll drink with my eldest sister, evenly, let's have half a cup of two people." ”

Feng Zhe took a look, although this Li Xueqin was small, she was delicate and knew how to protect people.

Zhao Man looked at Feng Zhe after drinking, Feng Zhe said: "Sister Zhao just finished drinking, a little fierce, I will also say one, say wife, sister-in-law and brother-in-law, fight a natural phenomenon." ”

Zhao Man frowned when he heard this, and Hu Duan asked, "What kind of riddle is this?" A natural phenomenon? How many sisters are in a meeting? ”

"What a meeting! Natural phenomenaNatural phenomena, do you understand? Lin Xiaoquan glared at Hu Duan, and Li Xueqin looked at Feng Zhe and smiled: "In the end, I came from the city and seen the world, how can such a simple sentence and three people stump all four of us?" ”

Li Xueqin is also twenty-four or five years old, her lips are red and her teeth are white after drinking wine, she is very eye-catching, Feng Zhe looked at her and didn't speak, she looked like a black-faced Baogong who was impartial in enforcing the law, Li Xueqin looked at Zhao Man, Zhao Man only looked at Hu Duan and Lin Xiaoquan, and when she saw that everyone shook her head, she said: "It seems that I have drunk this wine." ”

Feng Zhe didn't let everyone wait for a long time, so he said: "Wife, sister-in-law, brother-in-law, fight a natural phenomenon, and the mystery is the sunrise of Mount Tai." ”

"Tarzan sunrise?"

Hu Duan was still repeating, Li Xueqin and Zhao Man were already laughing, and Lin Xiaoquan slapped the table and shouted: "Huh, isn't it the sunrise of Mount Tai!" The sister-in-law's wife and brother-in-law were both born to the mother-in-law, but it's not the father-in-law's sunrise! Xiao Feng, with you, hahaha......"

Several people laughed, Feng Zhe didn't let Zhao Man drink alone, he learned from Li Xueqin and Zhao Man to share half of the wine, just drank it, Li Xueqin frowned on the side, covered her mouth and ran out, Hu Duan said in his mouth: "It's not usually like this, the amount of alcohol has become smaller today?" ”

Lin Xiaoquan didn't speak, Zhao Man followed and walked out, and said halfway: "Be careful of people beating you with guns." ”

"What's wrong with me, who did you provoke?" Hu Duan wondered, and Zhao Man said, "Li Xueqin is pregnant." ”

Hu Duan sighed at this time: "I see, pregnancy reaction, gun-wielding people will also play conspiracy, and they are still hiding a small spy here." ”

Lin Xiaoquan frowned, Feng Zhexin said that she was pregnant and still drinking? Lin Xiaoquan said: "Xiao Feng is here, Xueqin is pregnant, and I see that our institute has become a gang of four again."

After giving birth to a child, she will have to take maternity leave, so one day in the future, there will be four more people in the judicial office, but Feng Zhe felt that there was something wrong with what Lin Xiaoquan said, and it seemed that the reason for Li Xueqin's pregnancy was caused by herself.

As he was talking, a man came in from outside the private room, and as soon as he came in, he said, "Lin Justice, do you dare to call me for wine?" ”

This person is tall, thin, with a loud voice, and looks very momentum, Lin Xiaoquan's eyes opened: "How can I see you anywhere!"

Hu Duan called Director Tang, Feng Zhe stood up, and said in his heart Could this person be the director of the Banjianfang Town Public Security Police Station?

This person patted Hu Duan's shoulder and nodded at Feng Zhe, his eyes were full of scrutiny, and Feng Zhe was even more sure of this person's profession.

"Xiao Feng, this uninvited, half-room earth overlord, director of the police station Tang Jingtian, old Tang, this is the Xiao Feng we just came."

"Director Tang is good."

Feng Zhe and Tang Jingtian greeted each other, Tang Jingtian sat next to Lin Xiaoquan and asked: "I can hear your laughter on the street, I was so scared that I wanted to set off a gun, and I almost hit the wall, Lin Justice, you have to compensate me for mental damages."

Lin Xiaoquan had already taken a wine glass and poured wine for Tang Jingtian at this time, and grinned: "You can pull it, and you don't look at the place if you slander people."

"So much, is it enough?"

Tang Jingtian's eyes widened and he said, "Get off the horse?"

"Enter the door with a glass of wine, and if you don't drink you, you leave."

Lin Xiaoquan squeezed his eyes at Hu Duan as he spoke, and Hu Duan picked up his cup and said, "I also salute Director Tang with a cup."

Hu Duan's action made Feng Zhe feel that he was very eye-catching, and he not only toasted the wine, but also did not let the wine that Lin Xiaoquan poured for Tang Jingtian seem to be a hard pour.

Tang Jingtian drank Hu Duan and touched it, and as soon as he drank it, Lin Xiaoquan laughed: "If you drink a drink, you will definitely arrest the public security, and you will also be the life of the public security."

"That's, are you greedy or what, why don't we change them?"

Tang Jingtian said while eating vegetables: "I was tired to death today, one will be open until now, just looking for something to eat, hey, I heard you laughing in this house, I caught you."

"You're, it's the environmental comprehensive management meeting in the town today, right? Can it be held until this meeting? ”

Tang Jingtian looked like this, Lin Xiaoquan said teasingly: "The meeting will be held at eight o'clock, and you will arrive at nine o'clock, and you will go out to pee at ten o'clock, you are so honest today?" This is not common sense. ”

Tang Jingtian was about to refute when he heard it, Zhao Man and Li Xueqin came in, Tang Jingtian looked at Zhao Man and said: "I just smelled a fragrance, and I didn't see anyone when I came in, thinking that your director Jinwu was hiding Jiaojiao, it turned out that Comrade Zhao Yiman and his sister went to fight the flood." Zhao Man didn't talk to Tang Jingtian either, Feng Zhe was almost done, so he got up with the wine and said, "Director Tang, I'm new here, please take care of me in the future."

Tang Jingtian drank wine, and he knew Feng Zhe, and Zhao Man said at this time: "Let me take two boxes of milk, and Xueqin and I won't drink."

"Don't you have two, why do you need them?" Tang Jingtian targeted Zhao Man again, Lin Xiaoquan and Hu Duan laughed, and Zhao Man said: "It's almost okay for you, Deputy Mayor Liu is looking for you over there, but you are hiding from us to take down the subordinates and make fun."

"Where there are subordinates, this is my leader!" Tang Jingtian argued to himself, and Lin Xiaoquan scolded: "I knew that you kid was treacherous, and you said that you had a meeting, and you said that you could hear me talking on the street, so you were already next door!"

"No, Hu Duan, change the big cup for Director Tang."

"Why, didn't I keep in touch with my brothers and sisters? You said no, Yiman? ”

Lin Xiaoquan didn't care what Tang Jingtian said, just poured the wine, and Tang Jingtian said, "That...... The phone called, I'll go out and pick it up. ”

Lin Xiaoquan grabbed Tang Jingtian and smiled: "You kid, don't play Riggrand, where is the phone?" I see it's Secretary Fang calling, isn't it? ”

The secretary of the Meishan County Party Committee is called Fang Xu, Tang Jingtian couldn't get out, sat down again and said: "The phone has hung up again, it seems that there is no big deal, belch, the public security is not easy to do."

A few people persuaded Tang Jingtian to drink, Tang Jingtian came here to avoid drinking, where is he willing to drink, his mouth is indiscriminate: "Just now Lao Lin said that drinking a sip of wine is a dry one, it must be to arrest the public security, I summarized it, today I will report to the leaders of the experience of so many years, if what you say is so correct, everyone, you can let me go?"

Lin Xiaoquan knew that it was not interesting to force Tang Jingtian in a hurry, everyone was too familiar with each other, and they were originally laughing, so he heard Tang Jingtian say: "Drinking wine is like drinking soup, and generally grasping industry and commerce; Drinking alcohol is like drinking water, and the Commission for Discipline Inspection is generally arrested; Drinking alcohol is like drinking tea, and it is generally arrested; You don't need to be persuaded to drink, and you generally arrest the court; If you drink a drink, you will generally be arrested by the police; Drink and drink straight, generally grasping tissues; drinks fiercely, and generally arrests political workers; Drink with a large bowl, generally catch the city management; One bite of three, two, five, generally grasp the land; Three catties are not drunk, and they generally grasp finance and taxes; Don't shout tired for three meals, and generally catch charges; drunk is not injured, and the county and township are generally arrested; Don't complain about drinking, sit in the government; The national wine plus foreign wine is a leader; is only willing to drink Moutai, and the leaders come up. ”

As soon as Tang Jingtian said, everyone in the room laughed, Tang Jingtian saw that it was almost over, and was about to leave, when he saw Feng Zhe, he said that when he entered the door, he found that this person was not smiling, he spoke politely, he was young and not talking, and he was also spiritual, so he picked up the cup and said: "The first time we met today, I wanted to sit more, but I was wanted over there and chased me here, so I ran away, and I had a drink with my little brother before leaving."

Tang Jingtian was not just intentional or unintentional, what he was holding in his hand was the big cup prepared by Lin Xiaoquan just now, almost four taels or so, Feng Zhe thought that he was originally here to hide from the wine, and it was not good for him to drink too much, and Lin Xiaoquan also looked at himself, and his eyes were elegant, so he decided, how to support the scene today, and lose people without losing the battle.

Feng Zhe picked up the small wine glass and went over to Tang Jingtian to change, and said: "The judicial system is one, Director Tang is the head of the police station, that is my leader, the leader shoulders the heavy responsibility of public security of 200 square kilometers in half of the town, and must keep a clear head at all times.

Tang Jingtian laughed when he heard it, and Hu Duan asked: "No, don't you get dizzy if you have too much wine?" How can you be sympathetic to your subordinates? ”

Lin Xiaoquan and Zhao Man waited for Feng Zhe to answer, Feng Zhe said: "Wine is food***, the more you drink, the better you are."