Chapter 36: Dog Mom, Dog Dad, Dog Master, Help
Help, help!
When Xiao Ha saw His Majesty the cat, he howled as if he had been stepped on by his tail, and his voice was terrible, as if someone was strangling it by the neck with a rope and was about to slaughter it.
His Majesty the cat glanced at him coldly, shook his beard, meowed, and suddenly frightened Xiaoha obediently lying on the blanket, with his feet facing the sky, sticking out his tongue, half-tilting his head, as if he had been immobilized.
There is only a pair of white eyes, bones are spinning, ready to slip away at any time.
"You're so naughty, does your mother know?" Wang Jie stretched out his hand, grabbed Xiao Ha's four legs in his hands, and picked it up with all his strength...... This dog is really fat, really heavy, and weighs more than 100 pounds......
Wang Jie whistled, and the yellow-skinned earth dog ran out of the kitchen in a hurry, holding a plastic knife in his mouth, throwing it on the ground, raising his head to look at him, waiting for the next order.
"Bring a basin, so as not to wait for the ......blood to be sprinkled on the ground," Wang Jie cocked his thumb, picked up the knife, bit it in his mouth, and ordered the earth dog.
The earth dog ran into the kitchen, and after a while, he brought a large plastic basin and threw it on the ground with a bang, which frightened Xiaoha.
This, is this preparing to unload the mill and kill the dog?
"Whoa......" Xiao Ha saw that Wang Jie pinched all four of his paws, and was lifting it hard, when his liver and gall were suddenly cracked, and he screamed wildly, mixed with a trace of fear in his voice.
"Xiao Ha is wrong, don't slaughter Xiao Ha in stew, Xiao Ha will never dare anymore......" This time it really poked Xiao Ha's sore spot, and he hurriedly admitted his mistake, for fear that Wang Jie would slaughter him in anger.
"I can't fucking cure you anymore!" Wang Jie ignored his struggle, kicked the plastic basin with his foot, pressed Xiao Ha's head into the basin, pinched his neck with one hand, and picked up the plastic knife with the other.
It's actually just a piece of plastic.
"Whoa...... "Whoa" Xiaoha's screams have changed their taste, the two hind legs are playing hard, the eyeballs are gurgling, the dog mom, the dog dad, the dog master, help, if you don't come to Benha, it will become dog broth!
"Still don't admit your mistake?" Wang Jie asked, staring at Erha's scheming eyes.
"Whew, Benha is wrong, Benha will no longer be naughty......" Xiao Ha hurriedly blinked and communicated with Wang Jie with consciousness.
"Do you dare to lose your temper in the future?" Wang Jie asked again.
"Don't dare, don't dare, Benha will definitely be a good baby in the future. Xiao Ha shook his ears quickly, his eyes blinked like lightning, and his attitude was extremely sincere.
"Get up!" Wang Jie stood up and handed the plastic piece to the earth dog, which jumped up and threw it into the trash.
"Why are you playing a temper, why are you demolishing the house?" Wang Jie stared at Xiao Ha and asked.
"The master is not at home, and Benha wants to relax. The husky lowered his head and quietly squinted his eyes to look at Wang Jie, looking afraid.
"Your relaxation is to dismantle the house?" Wang Jie asked again with a secret thought in his heart that his nature was really difficult to change.
"Yes, the demolition makes Benha happy. The husky quietly stretched out a paw, and his eyes quietly drifted out of the window, ready to take advantage of Wang Jie's inattention and escape.
"Do you know that the master has worked very hard to raise you, can you not dismantle the house in the future?" Wang Jie suddenly hugged his neck and asked with a serious face.
"Yes, as long as you don't kill Ben Ha and drink the stew...... " Xiao Ha glared, it's too bad, he found out, he can't run away, what a smart dog master......
"Then ......" Wang Jie said, reaching out and taking off the dog ring around Xiao Ha's neck, which made Xiao Ha look confused, wasn't he afraid that Ben Ha would escape, how could he still untie the dog pen, did he change his hexagram again?
"I know it's hard for you to carry this every day, as long as you promise me to be a good dog obediently, I won't bring you this thing, and you still have big bones to eat every day, how about it?" Wang Jie threw the dog pen aside, holding Xiao Ha's paws, smiling, and judging the two of them as viciously as they were just now.
"Whew......" Xiao Ha stood up, howled, and then lay down again, tilted his head, and looked at Wang Jie suspiciously.
That hateful dog ring, as long as the owner takes Xiao Ha for a walk, it has to be buckled, heavy and hard, strangled uncomfortably, how many times in Xiao Ha have dreamed of taking off this damn collar, easy and comfortable sleep.
But what he didn't expect was that this wish came true unexpectedly!
"I won't bring this to you, and you will also agree to my conditions, okay?" Wang Jie shook the collar at him, and threw it far away, the shadow that pressed on Xiao Ha's heart finally disappeared, he stood up, wagged his tail happily, and yelled at Wang Jie twice.
That means he agreed.
"In the future, I will be a good dog who is obedient and sensible!" Wang Jie touched his ear, took out a large bone with meat from the kitchen, and put it in his food bowl.
Watching Xiao Ha lying on the blanket, holding the meat and bones with his paws and gnawing happily, he raised his head from time to time and wagged his tail at Wang Jie, and called out, Wang Jie was full of emotion, just now he deliberately scared him, but he didn't expect it to have an unexpected good effect, in the face of this wild dog, it is rare to be able to do this.
Wang Jie rubbed his hairline, stood up, came to the sofa, looked at the little flower cat staring at the TV with a serious face, and raised his paws from time to time to gesture in mid-air, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty, aren't you hungry, do you want to eat dried fish?"
"Meow!" the little cat stared at the TV screen, without looking back, and meowed.
Wang Jie went to the kitchen to look for small dried fish, but rummaged through the cabinets and only found a few empty pockets.
Hearing Wang Jie's footsteps approaching, the little flower cat still stared intently at the TV, raising a small paw into the air, waiting for Wang Jie to put the dried fish on its paw.
But after waiting for a long time, there was still no dried fish.
His Majesty Cat had to turn his head and look at Wang Jie with an angry face, what about my little dried fish, did you let you steal it again?
"No!" Wang Jie hurriedly raised his hand, "I swear to God that I didn't move a single piece, and the last bag of dried fish was eaten up by you last night." ”
Lie to me, open your mouth, ah......
Well, you didn't steal it.
Alas!
His Majesty the cat sighed, licked his paws, and suddenly his mood for watching TV was much worse.
Wang Jie couldn't help but laugh when he saw his dejected appearance, and touched his head, "Your Majesty, rest assured, as long as you have money, not to mention small dried fish, big sharks can be bought." ”
"Hurry up and buy it, go buy it!" When the little flower cat heard that there were still small dried fish to eat, her eyes immediately lit up, and she meowed and urged Wang Jie.
"Don't worry, don't worry......" Wang Jie took out his mobile phone and chose a few on Taobao, Xiaohua Mao was a little uneasy, swished a few times and jumped on his shoulder, tilting his head to see him swiping around on the mobile phone.
"Which one do you like?" Wang Jie asked when he saw that he was interested in the mobile phone, pointing to the picture of the small dried fish on it.
"Meow...... The little flower cat looked at it for a long time, and finally raised its paws, pointed to a picture of a saltless deep-sea dried fish, and nodded happily.
"Your Majesty really has an eye...... Wang Jie looked at the price, obediently, it is really a king's style, only choose the expensive one, not buy the right one!
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