Li Fan was furious in his heart, and he raised his fist and wanted to beat him, but he was stopped by the goddesses. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Seeing Li Fan being pulled away, Hu Fei pretended to be innocent and shouted, "Classmate Li Fan, what are you doing here? I didn't mean it." ”

Li Fan looked at the appearance of the other party's villain, and his stomach was angry, but now it is useless to beat the other party. It's nothing to be wronged and lose some face, but Li Fan can't stand it even if it affects Mu Xue and them. When the anger in my heart came up, I didn't care about it. Stubbornness has also come up, isn't it just cross talk? Lao Tzu will get one!

With a belly of fire, it immediately entered the system. I bought the cross talk skill book first, and I bought it directly to the high-level.

The rest is to choose cross talk, and there are naturally high-quality choices of cross talk in various space-time universes in the system.

However, with Li Fan's current situation, he can only choose stand-up comedy, and the range of options is too narrow. Looking at a few books, although it is not bad, Li Fan always feels that it is much worse than a few books of lip-synching that he reads at random. The art of cross talk, in other words, is the most mature classic of counterpart comedy, and it is funny to play with each other. The other single-mouths appear to be thinner, and the group mouths sometimes appear scattered. It's not that it's bad, it's hard to grasp, and it's not enjoyable to watch.

But if you talk about lip-sync, you need two people. Let's not talk about where to find a good praise for a while, but I found it, there are less than ten minutes, and I don't even have time to let the other party memorize the lines, and I'm still acting a fart!

Li Fan is now empty of countless classic cross talk books, and he can't use them.

became even more angry, and after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't think of a way, and Li Fan, who didn't give up, asked the system.

Unexpectedly, the system replied: "This problem is easy to solve, and the skill book of this system is divided into two types: internal virtual version and external physical version." The internal virtual version can only be used by the host, and the external physical version can be used for the goddess and the object specified by the host. However, the price is a bit higher, three times that of the internal virtual version. The host can purchase an external virtual version of the cross talk skill book and the physical version of the purchased cross talk lines. Use it for the designated person, which can instantly let the other party master the cross talk skills and book lines, which can completely solve this problem. ”

That's great!

Now the problem is solved, the next is to recruit a partner, after thinking about it, the fat and water do not flow into the outsider's field, so his friend Zhang Jie.

Li Fan didn't think about finding a goddess partner, standing by his side is both eye-catching and closer. But after thinking about it, I still vetoed it, mainly because the goddesses are too beautiful and dazzling, and when they stand beside themselves, they attract all people's eyes away, and no one pays attention to their teasing, so it is not appropriate for the goddess to be a compliment, and it is definitely noisy. In the end, it will also affect the performance effect of cross talk.

The partner has decided.,All that's left is to choose the book.。 Because he has lived on the earth in his dream for more than 20 years, Li Fan has some habits, and when choosing some items in the system, he always habitually chooses the products of the dream world first. Although there are countless classics in various time and space of the cross talk book, there are also alien planets.

Li Fan is still used to looking at the earth first, and first look at the book of the dream world he has "lived".

I don't know if I don't see it, but when I look at it, it makes Li Fan a little surprised.

With regard to linguistic works of art, there have been serious historical deviations and trends between the two worlds.

The most critical deviation is that in the dream world, in the eighties of the twentieth century, sketches, an art form born from cross talk, did not appear in the eighties of the twentieth century in their own world, or died young.

In the dream world, it can be said that in the later stage, the popularity of sketches far exceeds that of cross talk.

This world is different from Li Fan's dream world. In the entertainment industry, language programs are not popular for sketches, but for cross talk. Cross talk dominates the language programs of various galas, but the sketches have basically disappeared in the long river of history.

Obviously, there is a wonderful deviation between the two worlds in the time dimension and history. So much so that the well-known sketch comedians in the dream world, Benshan, Dandan, Niu Qun, Feng Gong, all those who have performed sketches, have not appeared in this world. Nothing related to them, including his works, appears.

Take the famous comedy star Niu Qun Feng Gong who appeared in the dream world as an example, although Niu Qun Feng Gong was a cross talk actor at first, but later Feng Gong acted in sketches. If the performance form of this world sketch has not been developed, it is impossible for Feng Gong, who naturally reached the top with it, to exist in this world. Without Feng Gong, his partner herd is naturally drowned in history, and these two characters are lost in the cross talk world. Naturally, the cross talk they performed in the early days did not appear.

This is cheap Li Fan, you must know that the cow herd Feng Gong has performed many classic cross talks, such as "Thief Company", "Point Company", etc., all of which are classics, and some of them are still very classic and funny in the 24th century.

For example, "Thief Company", placed in the 24th century of Li Fan's world, it can be said that the lines are slightly rewritten, and it is an original classic cross talk.

Hmph, Li Fan sneered, Hu Fei wanted to see himself make a fool of himself, but there was no door.

You can't sing with your own voice, you can only rely on the lyrics.

But cross talk! Hmph, Li Fan is very confident that he will lift a stone and shoot himself in the foot. Especially when it is determined that the skill books of the god pushing system such as "The Basics of Cross Talk Performance" can also be used by Zhang Jie, Li Fan is even more confident.

After returning from the system to reality, Li Fan didn't have time to get angry, and hurriedly said to Wu Qing: "Zhang Jie, that kid, call me over, and I will perform cross talk with him on stage in a while." ”

Wu Qing was stunned: "You still perform cross talk?"

Li Fan said: "Yes!"

Wu Qing asked, "But the original cross talk, where can I find it?"

Li Fan said: "I wrote a book before, and it just works." Don't grind, time is running out, hurry up and get Zhang Jie for me. ”

Wu Qing was a little puzzled, but he turned around and immediately went to find Zhang Jie.

Yu Chi Muxue asked a little worriedly, "Can it work?"

Li Fan said with a smile: "For the sake of our family's Muxue heroine is not ashamed, if you can't do it, you can do it!"

Yu Chi Muxue smiled, and there was an imperceptible trace of worry at the corner of his eyebrows. I have been in contact with Li Fan for a while, and I have some understanding of the other party's character. If it's really okay, Xiao Lizi will take it out just now, and he won't want to replace it with a song. So Xiao Lizi actually didn't have the bottom just now, and now he is forced to catch the ducks on the shelves. However, as a lady, she knows that what men need at this time is not women's worries, but support and trust. smiled: "That palace is waiting for you to cross talk, hehe, our little plum is versatile!"

"That's," Li Fan said with a sigh: "I have too many advantages, you will slowly find out in the future, haha!"

"Stinky poverty!" said Yu Chi Muxue with a smile

Li Fan smiled: "Hehe, don't say it, I want to quickly write down the lines in the cross talk book, and I will be right with Zhang Jie in a while." After finishing writing hard, he is making a show and hiding people's eyes, otherwise he will take out the skill book of the system out of thin air, which will be eye-catching. Although it's a world of supernatural abilities right now, and there are a lot of weird things, it's better not to attract people's attention.

Seeing Li Fan reading wildly there, several goddesses were all a little worried, and no one bothered Li Fan. As a goddess, she is basically a beauty with a wise heart, so she naturally guessed a little like Yu Chi Muxue. I know yes, I'm afraid that Li Fan is writing a cross talk book now, and he is also a little curious. This junior, who hadn't paid attention to before, really has an unimaginable talent. The original song has come and gone, and now it is writing cross talk, which is quite unexpected.

Hu Fei, who was not far away, looked at Li Fan and the goddesses with jealousy, looked at Li Fanwei's familiar appearance and jealous teeth, and snorted coldly in his heart: "Original cross talk? ”

Cross talk is not more difficult to create than songs, after all, it is something that is performed for ten minutes, not a song, three or four minutes. The most important thing in the creation of songs is the music tunes, which are so wonderful that you can't write a single note when you are not inspired. But almost as soon as the inspiration came, it was done in one go, and it was quickly possible to compose the score, and then it was relatively simple to fill in the lyrics.

Therefore, there are many music songs that are made overnight, such as the famous symphony "To Alice", etc., there are many musicians who are famous for their inspiration and rapid composition, such as Mozart, who can compose and play on the spot.

Improvising songs, although surprising, there are still a lot of people.

There really isn't, after all, it's ten minutes, hundreds, hundreds of lines. There is also a need to design the baggage inside, and to consider the grasp of the scale, the cooperation of the expression and demeanor, there are many things inside, but it is not something that can be completed in a flash of inspiration. The aura may bring the direction of creation, but the details in the middle need to be pondered slowly, bit by bit, and repeated rehearsals before the effect can be known.

So Hu Fei snorted disdainfully, waiting to see Li Fan's joke: "I want to see how you died for a while." ”

Let's not mention that Li Fan is writing quickly here, here Zhang Jie followed Wu Qing and came with a snort: "Little Lizi, you are looking for me!"

"Good thing!" Li Fan said with a smile and pulled Zhang Jie into a lounge.

Yu Chi Muxue and the others knew that Li Fan and Zhang Jie needed to match words, and they didn't bother. Yu Chi Muxue took the sheet music and sang it in a low voice there, practicing the song while waiting.

Pulling his friend into the house, Zhang Jie asked, "What's the good thing?"

"A good thing to show your face!"

"What's a good thing to show your face?"

Li Fan smiled: "Looking for you to cooperate and say cross talk." ”