Chapter 40: The Great Fool (2)

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No one expected things to develop like this, and everyone was dumbfounded, especially Boss Zhang, but he just shook it for a moment, and then his heart blossomed.

Huang Mao is the worst guy under Xiao Pingtou's hands, this kid is the most unpopular thing on weekdays, he even eats and takes it in his store, but he didn't expect to have today, let Xiao Pingtou spray this head and face, Boss Zhang was relieved, but he showed great concern on his face, and immediately sent a towel over, and hurriedly instructed the waiter to take Huang Mao to the bathroom to deal with it.

Xiao Pingtou vomited, his face was pale, he couldn't figure out the situation himself, what was wrong, his heart hurt so much just now that he almost died, and now he vomited again, no need to be said, he himself was a little scared.

With a smiling face, he said to Hua Tianyu: "Brother, what do you say is wrong with me?"

Hua Tianyu said solemnly: "Actually, you are sick!" and then tapped his fingers on the table for a long time without speaking.

Xiao Pingtou accompanied the smiling face, this was in a hurry, this kid spoke halfway, and slandered in his heart: "Isn't this nonsense, of course Lao Tzu knows that it is a disease, otherwise he would not beg you in a low voice." But the other party looked pensive, and Xiao Pingtou didn't dare to ask if he asked someone.

Hua Tianyu was silent for a while, and then said, "Do you often go to the bathing center?" ”

Xiao Pingtou is a flurry, how does the other party know, although he is puzzled, he doesn't dare to ask more, and nods his head busily.

"I sue you, your illness has touched me, otherwise you will not survive for three days. What is the place of the bath, that is the place where the humidity is extremely heavy, do you understand in Chinese medicine, 'wet' is one of the six evil poisons in Chinese medicine, and the human body is sick because of these six elements that cause the human body to get sick.

You often go to that kind of place, every time you go after drinking, drinking too much alcohol will cause the qi and blood to accelerate, and over time, this damp poison will invade your body little by little.

Although you don't feel much now, as time goes by, this damp poison accumulates more and more, and it is looking for a breakthrough.

It's like if you block a river, the more water accumulates, the higher your dam will be, but no matter how much you strengthen the dam, the river will eventually find an outlet.

Our human body is like this dike, and the damp poison is like the river water, once the river water is vented, it will destroy the dike.

The reason why you say that you will not live for three days is because you look at the complexion on your face and conclude that the damp poison in your body has accumulated to the limit, and once it breaks out, it is like a river bursting its banks, and your body cannot bear it at all.

I said that you can't get out of this store, that's because you drink and smoke every day, and the dampness and poison have reached a critical point.

The heart is open to the tongue, and your tongue is too large, which means that your heart is not good, so the dampness and poison attack the heart, and if you suddenly attack, you will fall to the ground in heartache. I teach you to breathe deeply, this is the way to relieve the hair of dampness, but it can only relieve the pain for a while, you are already in great trouble, life and death are just a moment. ”

Xiao Pingtou listened to Hua Tianyu's face was pale and ugly, and he was sweating in his head, and the wine also woke up in fright.

Hua Tianyu is not wrong at all, he goes to the bathing center almost every three days, massages, and health care, which are all common things.

What happened just now, Hua Tianyu's explanation is reasonable, Xiao Pingtou has always been suspicious, although what Hua Tianyu said is scary, but Xiao Pingtou may not believe it all, but he doesn't dare to ignore it, now Hua Tianyu explains how he dares not to believe it.

The other party's explanation was meticulous, as if he had seen it with his eyes, this was clearly a master, Xiao Pingtou didn't dare to joke with his life.

After hearing what Hua Tianyu said, he hurriedly said: "Brother, brother, you save my brother, how should I treat this disease, as long as you cure my brother's disease, in the future, my brother will cover you in this area, see who dares to provoke you." ”

Hua Tianyu smiled faintly, knocked on Xiao Ping's head and said, "You cover me, do you think I need your cover?"

Xiao Pingtou was blushing when Hua Tianyu said it, but he came out of society, and his face was thick enough.

"Brother, I said the wrong thing, I said the wrong thing, this, this" Xiao Pingtou's face was flushed, he was embarrassed to save Hua Tianyu to treat him at this time, he had to soak other people's horses just now, but how could he open his mouth.

Xiao Pingtou is also a character, the eldest husband can stretch and bend, he turned his heart sideways, and said with a smile: "Brother, it was my brother's fault just now, my brother is not a person, my brother is wrong, you don't remember the villain, you show your brother, as long as you can cure my brother's disease, I want my brother to do anything." ”

Boss Zhang had never seen Xiao Pingtou so low-minded, his eyes when he looked at Hua Tianyu changed, this young man is amazing.

An Yixuan was dumbfounded, she didn't know if what Hua Tianyu said was right or wrong, it sounded the same as the truth, but she had an intuition, Hua Tianyu was 100% fooling the other party, but how did he do it, how did he break it so accurately, An Yixuan was full of doubts.

Hua Tianyu patted Xiao Pingtou's shoulder and said with a smile: "Okay, I'm not a person with a small belly, since I met me, that's fate, I'll treat you, that is, I'm kind, seeing your illness sue sΓΉ you, can he sue you if you are someone else?

Since you have encountered it, I will treat all three of you, and you will know when I am done, but fortunately you have met me, otherwise you will be in great trouble. ”

Xiao Pingtou said yes repeatedly, how dare he say no.

Hua Tianyu himself couldn't help laughing, paralyzed, this grandson, who showed off his martial arts just now, brother doesn't fool you.

"In this way, if you want to say that your disease is serious, it is a fatal disease, but if you want to say that it is not serious, then it is nothing, the key is how to treat you.

As I said earlier, if you comb through the dampness and poison in your body, you will be fine, so I will give you acupuncture, just like building a drain in this embankment, so that the river will drain slowly, and you will be fine.

There are needles for acupuncture in the pharmacy opposite, ask your companion to buy a pair, borrow Boss Zhang's place and I'll dredge it for you, Boss Zhang, you have no problem. ”

"No problem, no problem, just treat, just treat, I have a room upstairs. Boss Zhang replied very happily.

Xiao Pingtou saw that Hua Tianyu was willing to make a move, and hurriedly Xiao Changmao went to buy a silver needle on the other side, and he greeted him with a smile on his face, and almost didn't lick Hua Tianyu's toes.

Long Mao came back in a few minutes and bought a set of silver needles, as well as alcohol and medicine cotton.

Hua Tianyu borrowed Boss Zhang's room and asked Xiao Pingtou to lie on the bed, holding a silver needle, at this moment he had a feeling of 'I am a knife, and man is a fish'.

Grandma's, tell you to bully people on weekdays, it's only strange that grandpa doesn't play you to death.

It wasn't until half an hour later that Hua Tianyu 'cured' the three of them, left the addresses for Xiao Ping's first three people, and he and An Yixuan left directly.

Xiao Pingtou stared at the back of Hua Tianyu leaving, and then said to Changmao and Huangmao: "This kid is a master, do you feel it, when he gives acupuncture, this body is comfortable, I am sweating." Fortunately, the three of us met him today, otherwise if this disease flares up, it will be gone. ”

Xiao Huangmao said: "Third brother, how do I feel a little wrong, is this kid fooling us!" Xiao Huangmao has a lot of resentment towards Hua Tianyu, if it weren't for him, how could he make the boss vomit all over his face, and now he thinks about it disgustingly.

Xiao Pingtou touched his head and said: "Let's start from the beginning, he said that I won't live for three days, I am sick, and then said that I can't get out of this door, and then I will go out, I really didn't go out, right." ”

Yellow hair and long hair nodded repeatedly.

"Then I begged him to see me, and he told me to take a deep breath, and I did what he did, and soon I was all right, and my heart didn't hurt, right? ”

The two of them nodded at the same time.

"Then he told you to press a few positions on me, and I threw up at once, and he said I was damp and poisonous.

Then he said, we often go to the bath because of the damp poison, didn't we say that we always go to the bath, he actually saw it, right?

You two, look, is there a flaw in this?"

"No!" Little Yellow and Long Fur shook their heads at the same time.

That means that every step of the way is right, and this is a master! ”

Little Yellow Hair and Long Hair nodded at the same time

Just when these three stupid X's were discussing their condition, Hua Tianyu had already walked to the school gate with An Yixuan.

"Tianyu, what happened just now, is that person really sick?"

Hua Tianyu smiled: "Guess what?"

An Yixuan shook her head: "I can't guess, but I have an intuition, you are just teasing them at all, those people are not good people at all, you can't help them." ”

Hua Tianyu said with a smile: "How can I help them, a few scumbags, just treat them, see if they dare to bully people in the future." ”

An Yixuan asked curiously: "But how do you know that little flat-headed can't walk out of the store, why didn't I understand." ”

"It's a bit on the high side. Hua Tianyu explained: "Do you remember when that little flat head reached out to grab you?"

An Yixuan nodded, her face was slightly red, she remembered the scene when Hua Tianyu was blocking in front of her, even now, she could feel the feeling in her heart when Hua Tianyu was in front of her.

"I grabbed him by the wrist and pushed him and pressed him on the chest. There is an acupuncture point on the human chest, called Tanzhong acupoint, which is the center of the body's qi and blood flow, and is the confluence of the twelve meridians of Zhoutian.

When he drank wine, his qi and blood ran faster than ordinary people, and after I pressed his Tanzhong acupoint with my fingers, it would stop the qi and blood from going up, just like cutting off the river suddenly, it would cause the river to rise instantly, and when I suddenly felt at ease, it would break the embankment, and I used this principle.

Do you remember, when I was in the store, I told you that some special pronunciations of guΓ² can resonate with the human body, and use this method to cure diseases, which is the method of Chinese medicine Zhu Youshu.

According to the explanation of modern scientific knowledge, it is actually to achieve the resonance of the magnetic field, and finally restore the magnetic field of the human body to normal, and then cure the disease.

The method I use to pronounce sounds is the Taoist 'nine-character mantra', and the Taoist master I met at the beginning taught me how to pronounce sounds, so I used the vibration of sound to communicate with the magnetic field on his body.

I judged the approximate time, and when he walked to the door, I used sound vibration to affect the resonance of the human body's magnetic field, so that the qi and blood on his body burst out instantly. ”

An Yixuan's eyes widened, Hua Tianyu said very clearly, she didn't expect that Hua Tianyu's medical skills were so powerful, completely beyond her cognition.

"Then how do you know they always go to the bath? ”

Hua Tianyu touched his nose, this question seems to be a little difficult to answer, people like Xiao Pingtou drink wine every day, can he not go to that kind of place to massage and have fun after drinking, this is very easy to guess, but I can't tell An Yixuan.

I had to laugh and say: "This is purely blind, if it is not blinded, I will change the word." ”

"You're so cunning!" An Yixuan couldn't help but laugh.

"It's not called cunning, it's wisdom. ”

The two looked at each other and laughed at the same time.