August 5, 217 in the Han Yuan calendar, leap June 14.

There was not a single cloud to be seen in the blue sky, the weather was sweltering, and the thick air seemed to freeze, making people breathless.

In the indoor rehearsal hall of the Zhongxi Grand Theater, the air conditioner continued to make a whirring sound, and the temperature had reached the lowest, but it still couldn't bring people a cool feeling.

Standing in front of the aluminized rehearsal mirror, holding a few pages of manuscript paper in his hand, looking at the lines on the script, Fang Xiaoyun held back a smile and read with emotion:

"No, you are, your eyes are a pool of clear water, and I want to stand on the tip of your nose and prick it, but I can't swim. Don't save me, don't save me!?let me stay in these clear eyes, oh, no, save me, save me, don't let my corpse cloude your eyes......"

As a drama actor in the troupe directly under the Zhongxi Grand Theater, Fang Xiaoyun is rehearsing a brand new book.

Just yesterday, Dean Kong and Manager Zha of the Market Development Department posted a message in the troupe's light chat group at the same time, saying that in addition to "Red and White Things", the theater has recently come up with a new comedy-style play, and asked who is interested in rehearsing this play.

Seeing this message, the group was a little quiet for a while.

Because the main income of a drama actor is distributed according to the performance task, a classic adaptation like "Red and White Things" can be performed in three or five days of rehearsal at most.

But if it's a brand new work, it will take a long time.

The main actor will not arrange performance tasks during rehearsals, so the actor can only get a basic salary and post allowance during this time.

Seeing that no one in the group had been speaking, after hesitating for a few seconds, Fang Xiaoyun took the initiative to stand up:

"I'll take on a role in a new play. ”

She was one of the few actors in the troupe who was still single, and she decided to eat soil for her sisters when she was not hungry.

"Count me in!"

As soon as she stood up here, a new message came from the light chat group, the person who said this was Jiang Ming, an actor about the same age as her.

I don't know whether it is intentional or unintentional, Fang Xiaoyun always feels that Jiang Ming seems to be a little interesting to him, whether it is rehearsing new plays or other things in life, this boy will always take extra care of himself.

However, since the other party had never talked about emotional topics in front of her, she was too embarrassed to ask, after all, how embarrassing it would be if everything was her own delusion.

Seeing that the roles of the male and female protagonists were accepted, the originally silent light chat group gradually became lively, from supporting roles to new plays, from the starring roles to the relationship between the two, those quiet accounts before were active again.

"Okay, then the new play will be handed over to Xiaoyun and Jiang Ming to rehearse. ”

After determining the list of the two leading actors, Manager Cha of the Market Development Department sent a smiling expression, and then added:

"By the way, let me tell you something, the copyright of this new play was bought by the theater for 150,000 yuan. ”

"What? 150,000!"

Fang Xiaoyun still remembered that when Zha Yingyun sent this message, the entire light chat group fell silent again, and everyone, including her, was shocked and speechless.

"What drama script can be worth 150,000?"

She didn't know, and she didn't dare to imagine, but she knew one thing very well, and that was that such a script would be starring her!

One hundred and fifty thousand!

Starring!

Thinking of these two words, Fang Xiaoyun was so excited that his breathing became short.

"Xiaoyun, come here, I'll show you something. ”

A man's voice pulled Fang Xiaoyun back to reality from his thoughts, and looked in the direction of the sound, only to see that on the bench for the actors to rest in the rehearsal hall, Jiang Ming, who had small broken hair, was holding his mobile phone and waving to her.

"What's that?"

Asked suspiciously, Fang Xiaoyun turned around and walked towards the bench, since she got this script worth 150,000 yuan from Manager Cha this morning, she put all her energy into rehearsals, but what made her feel painful was that the lines and plot of this script were so funny.

Even the lines she spoke to herself made her laugh several times.

"Xiaoyun, look at this, this is the post I saw in the Xuanzhou trade union. ”

Seeing Fang Xiaoyun coming to his side, Jiang Ming handed the phone to the girl and whispered:

"I went to find out today, and Manager Cha said that our book of "Earl of Oolong Mountain" was exchanged for a transaction with a company, and that company will hold a concert in our theater on Qixi Festival. ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the screen of his phone and continued:

"Then I went to check it out, and I found that a lot of guilds and forums have this post, you see, the content of the post, it says that there are five concerts in our theater from August 26 to August 28, so I guess the script should be this company. ”

After Jiang Ming finished speaking, Fang Xiaoyun looked at his phone and read out the titles of several posts word by word:

"Shocked, the eight benefits of being single, the first reason is classic enough!"

"Tanabata quickly get rid of the single book, don't regret it!"

"Men and women cry, a concert makes all lovers in the world become long-lost brothers and sisters!"

“......”

"Uh..."

Looking at this kind of title that makes people unable to complain, Fang Xiaoyun secretly glanced at Jiang Ming, if it weren't for the other party's straight expression, she would have thought that this was a joke with her!

When did the shock party, the headline party actually have to hold a concert in their theater, and the speed of this degeneration is simply a little difficult for her to accept.

What's even more exaggerated is that when she clicked on the post, she saw a poster similar to a small advertisement for the treatment of incurable diseases on the street!

"Brother is an old Chinese medicine doctor, specializing in bragging, Zhongxi Grand Theater, can you see you on Qixi Festival?"

"Men don't lose kidneys, women rise to the cup, and the reshaping of the three views is not blowing!

For such a concert poster, Fang Xiaoyun was completely blindsided after reading it, and just when she was about to exit the post, she suddenly saw a song attached to the post, and I don't know if it was out of curiosity or for some other reason, her finger clicked the play button in a ghostly way.

"It's freezing rain on Valentine's Day, the couple with umbrellas, and you who bite the straw with Mak Kee, bite to the sixth and a half, I tried to talk, you said you were waiting for a jerk, said that he has been upgraded to an ex-boyfriend most likely: licked the railing in the north, went to the south to escape the cold, and was blown into the flu by the air in the bag of potato chips......"

The outside of the mobile phone echoed in the rehearsal hall, and when I heard this song, several other actors who were rehearsing also stopped, stood in the distance, and asked curiously:

"Good sound, Xiaoyun, what song are you listening to?"

"Okay, Xiaoyun, tell me whose song this is, I'm going to listen to it too. ”

“...”

"What song?"

Glancing at the title of the song being played, Fang Xiaoyun smiled awkwardly and said in a low voice:

"This song is called, a hundred ways to die of an ex-boyfriend..."