September 9, 2017. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Saturday.

Nine o'clock in the evening.

Xingdu TV.

The third competition of the second season of "I Am a Singer" is in full swing.

Usually, the audience watching this show is attracted by the singing of the top singers on "I Am a Singer".

This night was a little different.

I heard that Zhang Qiyang, the son of the richest man, came to the competition as a kicking singer, and many people locked their TVs on Xingdu Satellite TV with the mood of watching the excitement, waiting to see Zhang Qiyang fire.

Three years ago, Zhang Qiyang, who was 20 years old at the time, debuted as an independent singer, and as soon as he stepped into the entertainment industry, he immediately set off a bloody storm in the circle.

He has fought with countless celebrities, scolded anyone who is not pleasing to the eye, and also privately moved with several grumpy stars in the circle, all of which were photographed by the paparazzi and published in the newspaper, which made the richest man lose face, but made ordinary audiences too addicted.

Zhang Qiyang got the reputation of the first cannon in the entertainment industry, known as "Master Cannon".

The son of the richest man is a brainless cannon, which makes many ordinary people have a huge sense of superiority.

Especially when Zhang Qiyang was embarrassed, the general public would spare no effort to scold him to death, and vent the hatred of the rich in one go.

This feeling is wonderful.

This night, I heard that Zhang Qiyang was going to take the stage on a top singer stage like "I Am a Singer", and many netizens were ready to move.

No one is discussing the performance of other singers, everyone is looking forward to Zhang Qiyang's debut-

"I don't know who Pao Ye will slap tonight, the singers who compete with him are all empty-hearted!

"Master Pao is going to sweep "My Song"!"

"He's a big piece of garbage! Appearing in "My Song" is completely defiling the stage of "My Song"!"

"The director's head of "Singer" was caught in the door panel, how can you invite a garbage like Zhang Qiyang to compete!, change the channel!"

"The cannon fodder all voted for Pao Ye by SMS, and only by rushing into the top three can Pao Ye stay on the stage of "My Song". ”

"Rich is good, you can play cotton on "My Song", I really feel sad for those singers who can't be on "My Song"!"

"Garbage Zhang cannon out of "My Song"!"

"The cannon is mighty! Blow up the stage of "Singer"!"

"I have my father, my mother, and my sister's mobile phones ready, and I will give you four votes, Master Pao, we will give you the first place tonight!"

"Whoever votes for Zhang Dacang is Dasha X!"

"Whoever doesn't vote for Pao Ye is Dasha X!"

"A singer like Pao Ye, who wants to sweep all the awards in the world music scene, is to give face to "Your Song"! mortals, tremble!"

"Dare not vote for Pao Ye, Pao Ye directly bought "My Song", I don't play, none of you can play!"

"Come on, I'm a little cannon fodder, I can't wait to hear your out-of-tune singing. ”

"Master Pao, who can sing to your level and still call himself a singer, there is no second one in the Chinese music scene!

"Pao Ye, even if you go out of tune and go to grandma's house, I still love you!

Cannon fodder, get ready, you're going to charge!

……

The singer who is about to kick the gym has appeared.

In the backstage of "My Song", all the staff are waiting for it.

Everyone was afraid that Zhang Qiyang would indiscriminately set off guns in the live broadcast program and make trouble for the TV station.

Xiao Meiyun, the director of the show, personally went out and communicated with Zhang Qiyang's agent and assistant again and again, asking them to tell Zhang Qiyang not to talk about it after he came on stage, just sing.

All the singers on "My Song" don't need an opening statement after taking the stage, this is a stage for pure singing, and the singers just need to dedicate their best performances.

Everyone was worried for a while, seeing that the last competing singer was about to end the competition, and then they couldn't find Zhang Qiyang!

"What about Yang Shao?"

The staff of the program team was in a hurry.

"Yang Shao has a stomach upset, he went to the bathroom, he should be coming out soon, he has been squatting for almost 10 minutes. ”

Zhang Qiyang's assistant, Qin Xueyang, a fat girl wearing a black baseball cap and a black mask, whispered to everyone.

"Isn't going to be wrong? Send someone to the bathroom to look for it. ”

The executive director's anxious head was sweating.

Qin Xueyang hurriedly stopped and said, "Don't! Don't rush him, whoever wants to urge him when he goes to the toilet, he will be furious." When he got to the stage, no one could stop him from saying nonsense. ”

Listening to Qin Xueyang talk about this, the people in the program team were going crazy, and they couldn't wait to kick out "My Song" to Zhang Qiyang.

If it weren't for the fact that this young master was the son of the richest man Zhang Zhenhua, they wouldn't be in such a hurry with him.

Inside the bathroom.

Zhang Qiyang, who was in the spotlight, was leaning on the walls on both sides, in pain.

The corners of his eyes were full of bitter tears, and Zhang Qiyang felt that his butt was about to explode.

A few minutes ago, he was still writing a web novel in front of a computer in another world.

Suddenly, there was a shock to the back of his head, as if he had been hit with a stick, and he fainted all of a sudden.

When he woke up again, he would have traveled into the body of the richest man with the same name who had scurried to the point of being half dead.

In this painful process, Zhang Qiyang and the memories of the original owner were fused.

If it is in a very comfortable situation, he finds himself in the body of the richest man's son, Zhang Qiyang will definitely jump in place.

But now that it is so collapsed that he wants to die, Zhang Qiyang is not happy at all.

The original owner, although he is the son of the richest man, is delicate and expensive, but he actually loves to eat roadside stalls!

This time, I was masturbating on the side of the road and broke my stomach.

That guy was probably killed when he was sparse, which gave the new Zhang Qiyang a chance to cross.

As soon as I crossed over, I endured the tenth-level pain of a woman giving birth.

Zhang Qiyang was really in pain, grinning in pain, and wanted to roar a few times.

At this time, I heard two staff members walk in from outside the bathroom.

They definitely didn't know that Zhang Qiyang was playing with his life in the toilet.

When they booed, they chatted about Zhang Qiyang.

"The richest young master doesn't know if he was frightened by the aura of our show, he was still squatting in the toilet before he appeared, and he was probably scared and didn't dare to come out. "It was a middle-aged man who spoke, and his voice was a bit girly.

"Ahem. Another young staff member is estimated to be a newcomer to the program group, and quickly coughed twice and reminded in a low voice: "Brother Bao, don't talk nonsense, Yang Shao may be in this toilet." ”

"No, he has a toilet in his lounge. ”

"Oh. The young man breathed a sigh of relief and said directly: "I really don't understand, what is Director Luo asking that garbage to come to our show? Is it to increase the ratings? I heard that the ratings of our show exploded tonight, and it is about to break through 6%, which is higher than the ratings of the finals last season." It's really evil, why is the appeal of garbage so great?"