Chapter 809: Tell a joke to Shao Si
"This is not hell, this is Qin Shi Mingyue. Yang Dong said.
When Qian Xiaoting saw Yang Dong and knew that she was not dead, tears slid down all of a sudden.
"Why did you save me, why didn't you let me die?"
"Damn, eldest miss, you are also a person in the twenty-first century, do you think which girl who was raped in the twenty-first century committed suicide?" Yang Dong said disdainfully.
"I'm not your girlfriend, so of course you don't care. Qian Xiaoting cried.
"yes, you don't have a boyfriend, you're a suicide fart. Yang Dong looked disdainful.
"You ......"
Qian Xiaoting was speechless by Yang Dong's anger, "wow", and cried louder, but it didn't sound as sad as just now.
"Okay, you don't bother, it's good and necessary for a woman to cherish her body, but a woman's chastity refers to psychological chastity, not physical.
You were raped, and you didn't want to, if your boyfriend cares in the future, it means that he is narrow-minded and not worthy of you at all, what are you crying for, it's really hypocritical. ”
Yang Dong turned his face away and didn't look at Qian Xiaoting.
"You don't care?" Qian Xiaoting looked at Yang Dong.
"I care about. ”
"Then you marry me. ”
"If you don't mind if I have winter bamboo, you can. Yang Dong turned around.
"Then let's agree on a wedding date. Qian Xiaoting said.
"This is not the original world at all, we don't have any relatives and friends, how can we get married?"
Qian Xiaoting's expression darkened suddenly, she turned her face away, held back the tears in her eyes, and swallowed hard: "I know, you just talk, which man can bear his woman to have such an experience." ”
Yang Dong suddenly threw Qian Xiaoting's shoulder. "I mean, although we can't get married, we can cave the house first, and you see if I care if you have that kind of experience." ”
After Yang Dong finished speaking, he pressed Qian Xiaoting on the stone behind him, Qian Xiaoting was stunned for a long time, and finally understood that Yang Dong was playing for real. hurriedly rejected Yang Dong.
"Well, I also said that I don't care, you don't want to. Yang Dong sighed and said.
Qian Xiaoting's face was slightly red, and she said in a low voice: "We don't have a relationship foundation for the two of us, even if you don't dislike it, I can't do that kind of thing with you, at least I have to fall in love or something first." ”
"You know that, too?"
Yang Dong suddenly changed his expression, and said to Qian Xiaoting seriously: "Girl, listen." As long as you take care of your body, then your body is precious, and those who wear colored glasses on you are dirty in their own hearts. You're going to have to go down and live for them, you know?"
"Live to show them?" Qian Xiaoting muttered.
Yang Dong nodded: "Girl, you are a good girl, I believe you can find a good man in the future." Don't do anything stupid, it's irresponsible for your own life. ”
Qian Xiaoting was silent for a long time. Nodding heavily: "I remember, thank you, Brother Yang." ”
Yang Dong smiled lightly, touched Qian Xiaoting's hair, and stood up.
Only then did Qian Xiaoting notice the surrounding environment, as if she was in a big mountain. The air was very fresh, and he suddenly thought of Yang Dong's words just now, and said in astonishment: "Brother Yang, what did you just say? This is Qin Shi Mingyue? What Qin Shi Mingyue?"
"Have you ever watched the Qin Shi Mingyue anime?"
"Yes. ”
"Who's your favorite?"
"Young Commander. Qian Xiaoting said without hesitation.
"Hey, really? Then I'll take you to see Shao Si Ming. ”
Yang Dong took Qian Xiaoting's hand. Before returning to the cave, Shao Siming was sitting on the side pranayama, and Xiao Lori was afraid of smoking her, so she roasted a pheasant in the distance.
"That's Shao Si Ming. Yang Dong pointed to Shao Si and said.
Qian Xiaoting's eyes widened: "Won't it?"
Qian Xiaoting walked up to Shao Siming, circled around Shao Siming, and looked at Shao Siming carefully.
"Hey, where did you buy this young master's suit? I'll buy one too. ”
Shao Siming opened his eyes, glanced at Qian Xiaoting, and then at Yang Dong, and after confirming that it was the idiot brought by Yang Dong, he closed his eyes indifferently and continued to heal.
"Where did you buy this wig? I've bought it too, but it's the first time I've seen it so realistic, so I'll take a look. ”
Qian Xiaoting reached out to pull Shao Si Ming's hair, Shao Si Ming frowned slightly, and suddenly her breath moved, Qian Xiaoting was bounced out, and a tree vine flew in, wrapped around Qian Xiaoting's small waist, and hung on the tree.
"Hey, hey...... Put me down, let me down. Qian Xiaoting shouted.
Yang Dong leaned back and turned his back with a smile on the side, and said to Qian Xiaoting: "Do you believe it now?"
Qian Xiaoting looked at Shao Si Ming again, and it took a long time to come back to her senses: "She is really Shao Si Ming, is this really Qin Shi Mingyue?"
……
"It's incredible, it's even more incredible than seeing King Yama when he died. ”
After spending half an hour digesting the facts in front of her, Qian Xiaoting finally calmed down, but she was still surprised.
"I've always dreamed of wearing court dramas, how did I get here?" Qian Xiaoting said with disappointment.
"My dream is to listen to her. ”
While Yang Dong was doing carpentry work, he looked at the healing Shao Si Ming, the flying god was broken by Sasaki again, and it happened that he was idle, Yang Dong planned to do another one.
"She really doesn't say a word?" Qian Xiaoting said curiously.
"Yes. ”
"I don't believe it, I'm sure I'll be able to get her to speak. ”
Qian Xiaoting took out a hundred yuan from Yang Dong's pocket and threw it behind Shao Siming, "Shao Siming, your money has dropped." ”
Shao Si didn't move.
"Idiot, it's up to me. ”
Yang Dong walked towards Shao Siming and sat down beside Shao Siming.
"Shaoshao, I'll tell you a joke,
Once upon a time there were two brothers, the eldest brother had a parrot at home, a fierce wolf dog, one day the second brother came to the eldest brother's house as a guest, the eldest brother had something to go out, before leaving, he specially explained: the wolf dog at home is teased, but don't mess with the parrot.
After the eldest brother left, the second brother was bored alone, so he began to tease the wolf dog, but no matter how he teased, the wolf dog did not bite, and the second brother thought to himself: The wolf dog is like this, and this parrot is also a broken bird, what can you do to me?
As a result, the parrot speaks: bite him.
Second brother died at the age of 24......"
"Hahahaha. Qian Xiaoting burst out laughing.
Shao Si Ming healed quietly, and his eyelids didn't blink.
At this time, Xiao Lori came over and glanced at Qian Xiaoting: "Who is she?" looked at Qian Xiaoting's clothes: "It's very similar to you." ”
Yang Dong ignored Xiao Lori and continued to tell jokes to Shao Si Ming, but he didn't believe that Shao Si Ming didn't speak.
"Isn't this funny? Yang Dong groaned, "I went to cut my hair that day, and as soon as I went in, the boss asked, "Young man, cut your hair?"
I said, "Hmm. ”
He asked, "What haircut are you going to get?"
I said, "Boss, give me a haircut that will find my daughter-in-law." ”
After listening to this, the boss lit a dry cigarette and spit out a sentence from the smoke, "It seems that it is time to test what I have learned all my life."
Hahaha...... Ha ha...... Ha ......" (To be continued.) )