Chapter 1542: This Cave House Must Be Troublesome
Now the villagers regard Ye Qiu as very important, and they have brought everything back, they are simply very happy.
Just like in the afternoon, when he said that he wanted to watch that movie, Ye Qiu really let them go, do you say they are happy?
At this moment, Ye Qiu's prestige in the village is getting higher and higher, and now the people in Tuliusha Village regard Ye Qiu as a god.
Ye Qiu didn't feel anything about this, but he was quite helpless about the group of monsters in the village, these guys were always thinking about those things every day.
I don't go out to work all day long, so how can I get it if I go on like this?
The money for this wedding was all taken out by Ye Qiu alone, and all the materials were Ye Qiuhua's money.
If this continues, there will definitely be a shortage of money.
I can't help but Ye Qiu is a little worried about money, but at this moment, he still has to do this wedding with Sakura first.
"Tsuchikage-sama, you'd better get ready tonight, this haunted room must be put in order. β
"It's just, it has to be put together. β
"It's rare for the village to be lively, and tonight will be at least twelve o'clock. β
"Agreed. β
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Ye Qiu was really still too naΓ―ve, he thought that he would be able to avoid this cave house by showing a film to the villagers today, but as a result, he still had to make trouble.
"Let's eat and drink first, come on, come on, cheers. Ye Qiu was already planning to infuse them all, so that he could easily spend this night.
"Dry wool, don't drink it, you have to make trouble tonight. β
"That's it, don't drink it, this cave room is going to make a big fuss tonight, but what should we do if the room laughs at us?"
"That's easy. β
Ye Qiu was instantly frightened and took two steps back, I went, I actually wanted to build a room in this open space and come out, these guys are simply too good.
Ye Qiu was simply frightened, and the cloth around him was instantly raised, and then a piece of it was pulled horizontally, and a bed was laid out.
Half an hour later, the people had finished their meal and cleaned it up as quickly as possible.
Then he made all the beds, and it was on top of the open space, with cloth on all sides, and then there was also a piece of cloth on it, and he lit an unknown number of candles, and began to make trouble in the cave room.
Ye Qiu's first thought was to have a bang with Sakura here tonight, how could this be done, it was impossible to enter, it was too embarrassing.
Ye Qiu was speechless in his heart, but he ran away tonight, because the nature of everyone was obviously very high, and if he didn't make trouble with this cave room tonight, he would definitely not be able to play.
Then, there was a scene in the cave room.
First, Ha Qiu and Sakura sat on the bed.
Everyone first grabbed the red envelope, and good words kept coming out of their mouths.
"A quilt with four corners, give birth to a son to go to college. β
"Good ......"
"One peanut and two rice, we have to do it tonight. β
"Good ......"
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
The kind words simply came so violently that the red envelopes in their palms were rapidly decreasing.
Ye Qiu and Sakurako were very happy, but this was just the beginning, because those people were still eating something and then continued to say good things.
The kind words of the red envelope lasted for more than an hour, and then the scene that Ye Qiu was afraid of began.
"Put on the props. β
"Speed, what the hell, hurry up and get on the props. β
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Listening to the word props, Ye Qiu shrank in fright, Sakura was a little puzzled, but her face was always covered with that layer of shyness, and she probably guessed what was going to happen next.
Sakurako was a little apprehensive in her heart, she didn't know if these villagers were going to make trouble, and they even gave them props, which was terrifying, which had to make Sakurako think more about it.
Anyway, Ye Qiu was already scared, these villagers were simply too good at playing.
"The bananas are coming, go first and start with the bride. β
"Right. β
Everyone brought a banana, then asked Ye Qiu to stand up, pushed the banana away, and let Ye Qiu use his legs to clamp it underneath.
"Clamp it steady, don't drop it, now the bride comes to lick this banana, you can't eat it, but to hold it, you must have both speed and strength. β
A middle-aged man asked Sakurako to add the banana under Ye Qiu's crotch, and when Sakurako heard it, his face immediately turned red and his ears were red, this is really too playful.
However, if you get married today, as long as it is not too unreasonable to ask, you must play it.
So Sakurako opened the corners of her mouth, took it in her mouth, and then swallowed.
"What's it called, Ye Qiu, what are you doing, you have to call it at this time. β
"The bride wants speed, and then she has power. β
Then Ye Qiu was even more drunk, and saw that Sakurako had added the banana to a very slippery one.
It's just so slippery.
"What does it smell like?"
Everyone asked in unison, but Sakurako didn't answer.
What asked. β
The crowd asked again, and this time Sakurako answered, and she said, "Sweet." β
"No, keep adding. β
Ye Qiu was speechless, Nima is going to play with the dead, what can the banana ask, it must be sweet.
Sakurako is also a little scared now, these villagers are really too good at playing, and they actually played such a move.
"Do you know what it tastes like now?"
The crowd asked again, and this time Sakurako became smarter, and she said, "It stinks, it smells a little fishy." β
"That's right, change the props. β
Everyone laughed, Sakurako couldn't be more red anymore, this is simply too rebellious.
As soon as Ye Qiu heard about changing props, his body shrank again, this is to kill us.
I really just want to sleep, can this cave room not be noisy?
However, the villagers didn't care about them, and immediately brought another egg, and then handed it directly to Sakurako.
"Push this egg from this corner of your father-in-law's pants to the next one, and then come out, we have to ask, do you want to answer?"
"Yes. Sakurako nodded with the egg in her hand, and then began to move.
She stuffed the egg into Ye Qiu's trouser legs, and then slowly pushed it up.
Everyone watched quietly, watching Sakurako carefully push the egg up, and then arrived in the middle.
The villagers began to ask, "Did you touch it?"
Sakurako was a little puzzled at first, but knowing the villagers' methods, she replied very smartly: "I touched it." β
"What did you touch?" the villagers continued.
"Touched the egg. Sakurako replied awkwardly, her face becoming more and more blushing, and she was almost about to burrow into the ground.
"Then you keep touching it, and say it when you touch the gun. The villagers burst out laughing.
Sakura was speechless for a while, and Ye Qiu was also speechless to the extreme, it was so funny.
At this moment, they found out that it was so tiring to get married, and they had already made a private decision for life.
However, this is a little unfair to Sakura, so yes, Ye Qiu has no regrets in his heart.
Sakurako touched the middle part of it for a while, and really touched Ye Qiu's gun, and Ye Qiu also felt a little, but he tried not to think about it too much, because in this way, it would not get hard, otherwise it would be foreign at that time.
"I touched it. Sakurako said, the crimson on her face was already dripping.
"What did you touch?" the villager asked with a laugh.
"I touched the gun, it was long and big. β
Sakurako said, and she really fought because she knew that these villagers would definitely ask.
"Haha......"
The villagers couldn't help but laugh, and then let Sakurako continue, while they watched.
"Get on the props, hurry up. β
Someone was calling again, so another prop came up.
This time, the props are a bit funny, a washbasin and a stick, and then the villagers teach Sakurako a lesson, and the drama begins.
"Bell. β
Sakurako buckled the iron washbasin on Ye Qiu's head, knocked it with a stick, and then asked, "Do you have a woman outside?"
"Poof......
Ye Qiu spurted blood instantly, Nima, is this going to play like that? It's just drunk, don't want it.
The village names all turned around and laughed at the moment of questioning, which was simply too funny.
"No, I don't. Ye Qiu replied, and very sincerely.
"Bell. β
With another iron sound, Sakurako struck the stick again, and then asked, "What do you like me best?"
"Your heart. β
"This doesn't count, you have to say the body part, and that part has to be sensitive. β
The villagers immediately objected, and Ye Qiu was speechless in an instant.
"You have to tell the truth, if you tell a lie, then you can't do it, today you have a hole in the house. β
Ye Qiu directly wanted to say, grass and mud horses, don't make trouble, Lao Tzu is going to sleep.
However, this will not work, and he can only honestly say, "Rabbit." β
"What's a rabbit?"
"Haha......"
"Ahem......"
"It's the brisket. Ye Qiu coughed and said solemnly, and then the villagers nodded with satisfaction.
But then came again, the last question, Sakurako had to ask.
"Bell. β
As the sound of iron continued, Ye Qiu knew that the killer weapon was coming, and he was ready in his heart for the coercion of 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past.
"What posture do you and I like to use to do that?"
"Poof......
Ye Qiu vomited blood directly, this question was simply too lethal, although he was ready, he couldn't resist it.
"Hurry up and answer, what posture?" The villagers were already clamoring for answers, but Ye Qiu was speechless to the extreme.
Sakurako's face was already even redder, and she didn't even dare to look at Ye Qiu, let alone the rest of the villagers.
She kept her head down silently, the question just now was too challenging.
The bride lifted her head and stared with affection. β
The villagers shouted one after another, and Sakura also raised her head helplessly, and then looked at Ye Qiu, there was really only a feeling left in her eyes.
Of course, shyness is also within the relationship.
Then they were all waiting for Ye Qiu's answer, what kind of posture do you like?
Ye Qiu wanted to say, as long as it's cool, it's okay.