Chen Zilong was completely stupid. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Narcissus spoke, "So, he's your Schrödinger's brother-in-law." ”

Yu Minglang used Schrödinger's cat quantum mechanical thinking to flicker, oh no, it's to explain.

In this world, there are always a lot of critical attacks on the scumbags of the students, such as now...

"Who is Schrödinger?" Jia Xiufang heard the name after listening to it for a long time, and she didn't understand anything else.

Yu Minglang explained with a smile, "Schrödinger is an Austrian physicist and one of the founders of quantum mechanics. ”

"So, you are tutoring Da Long's homework?" Jia Xiufang was dizzy when she heard it.

Xiao Qian and Yu Minglang looked at each other and smiled, with naughtiness in their eyes.

I can't talk about counseling, but it's true to spoof Chen Zilong together.

Jia Xiufang patted Chen Zilong, who was already dizzy, "Look at you, you don't know anything, you know how to eat!"

"It's they who are talking about strange theories, and I always feel like I've been cheated..."

"Don't talk about calves, your sister and your brother Lang, and Sister Xian'er, all know this physicist who is a crocodile, and even he knows that he has a cat, why don't you know!"

"It's too bullying," Chen Zilong muttered.

"You still dare to scream!Go back to the house and do my homework!" Jia Xiufang slapped Chen Zilong, then turned her head and smiled kindly at Minglang.

"Minglang, have you eaten?"

"Not yet, Auntie!" Yu Minglang shouted enthusiastically.

"Then you wait, I'll give you a hot meal. ”

"You don't treat yourself like an outsider. Xiao Qian glanced at Yu Minglang.

Yu Minglang said seriously, "Do I still need to pretend to be here, right, Auntie?"

"Gee, I just like this guy who doesn't pretend. Wait a minute, right away. Jia Xiufang smiled.

The mother-in-law looked at her son-in-law, and the more she looked at it, the more satisfied she became.

"Mom, you fry some meat, I'm hungry too. Chen Zilong said with a greedy face.

Jia Xiufang slapped him on the head, "You don't have a brain as much as you eat, what you eat, don't you eat with your fox friends outside?

Chen Zilong pouted and went out, "Mom, you are just eccentric, he is not your son-in-law now, even if he really marries my sister, it is also half a son-in-law, I am a son!"

"You're not a good son, and you can't catch up with Minglang's half-pulled, do your homework!"

"I won't... What to write, I'll go watch TV, I'll play the four talents in gold, I'll take a look. Chen Zilong was leaving, and Jia Xiufang dragged him back.

"If you don't do your homework, I'll give you a golden costume of four big bears, Qian'er, you tutor your brother. ”

"I don't let her tutor, she always beats me!" Chen Zilong protested.

Yu Minglang said gently, "Auntie, I'm idle, I'll teach Dalong." ”

"Nacheng, you go to counseling, I'll cook for you. Jia Xiufang glared at Chen Zilong fiercely, "Learn from you Brother Lang well! Really, I don't know how I gave birth to you, your sister is always in the top few of the whole grade group, and your Brother Lang is also the top student in the college entrance examination, how can you be counted down..."

"Brother Lang wasn't born by you... Besides, I haven't complained about you giving my sister all the good genes. ”

"I didn't give birth to it, it was also my girl's favorite, which means that my girl has a good eye!

Yu Minglang smiled at Ke Chunliang harmlessly, "Yes, what Auntie said is very reasonable, let's go, Dalong, go to your room." ”

Chen Zilong looked at the fierce and vicious Xiao Qian, and then at Yu Minglang, who was smiling so well, he decided to find Brother Lang to teach, no matter how you look at it, Brother Lang is more gentle... Right?

Just look at Yu Minglang's current performance, no matter how you look at it, it is a very good and exemplary model, but I witnessed how Yu Minglang cooperated with Xiaoqian's mischievous Tang Shuixian throughout the whole process, and I watched it a little schizophrenic.

When Minglang took Chen Zilong to his house, Tang Shuixian asked Xiaoqian.

"He's not split-personality, is he?"

"The naughty him and the serious him exist at the same time, as soon as you touch him, the other one collapses, so what you see is only Yu Minglang in your eyes, but the real Yu Minglang is the simultaneous existence of two states. Xiao Qian explained seriously.

"I understand, he's Schrödinger's Yu Minglang!"

"Well, there are parallel spaces, and two of them exist at the same time. ”

The two female students glanced at each other and laughed at the same time.

Chen Zilong took Yu Minglang into his room, and as soon as Yu Minglang entered the room, his eyebrows raised.

Even if the room is so much bigger than his Qianbao, it's still so... Dirty?

The quilt on the bed was not folded, the garbage on the floor was messy, the desk was a mess with a thick layer of dust, and there was a strip of instant noodles stuck to the dusty table, which had dried up.

Compared with his Qianbao's room, one is in the sky and one is underground.

Chen Zilong didn't feel how dirty and messy he was, and smiled at Minglang, "Brother Lang, I have comic books here, do you want to read them?"

"Isn't it learning?"

"Don't, what those ladies say to each other, we can't listen to it, right, Brother Lang, my future brother-in-law?"

Chen Zilong slapped Yu Minglang's sycophants to death.

"Don't want to study? Okay, the future brother-in-law will show you what housekeeping is. ”

Yu Minglang walked to Chen Zilong's bed, stretched out his hand and dragged him over, and just wanted to fold it, Chen Zilong's stinky socks and dirty underwear hidden on the bed all leaked out.

"Good housekeeping, for character development, great help, the quilt requires a square and side octagonal!" Yu Minglang seemed to have not seen Chen Zilong's embarrassed expression, clicking and folding the quilt.

Chen Zilong's face was about to smoke when he looked at it on the side, and he couldn't get Yu Minglang to rob it, so he could only watch Yu Minglang fold his quilt in a short time, and the secrets of the sloppy boy were exposed in this way.

"Next, I'll show you the housekeeping of the wardrobe and the bottom of the bed-" Yu Minglang made a gesture and turned over the bottom of the bed.

Chen Zilong's bed is full of things that can't be seen, and the dirty things that can be crushed to death when the wardrobe is opened, where can Yu Minglang really move, and said busily begging for mercy.

"Don't, Brother Lang, I'm serving you, study, can you study?"

Yu Minglang compared the desk, Chen Zilong hurriedly picked up the pants that he had changed out of bed, wiped the dust on the desk with the pants, and made a gesture of please, Yu Minglang knocked on the table.

"Bring the textbook. ”

"Textbook, oh, wait. ”

Chen Zilong began to rummage through the boxes and cabinets to find textbooks, he usually doesn't bring a schoolbag to school, going to school is a calf, the teacher doesn't care about him, this is a complete bad guy.

Textbooks or something, I can't find them for a long time.

"Well, Brother Long, I'll be able to find the language book, okay?"

Yu Minglang swept his eyes, "Let your sister teach you Chinese." ”

"She always beats me, and I don't want her to teach. ”

"Oh, why did she hit you?"