Chapter 133: Director He is so funny
"I'm sorry, Director He, I don't think going to the Conservatory of Music to study under the name is a delay in youth. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Song Baojun shook his head lightly.
Director He suddenly stopped, and his face became very serious: "If you have to go, it's not impossible." But here in the Chinese department, I think you have a hard time passing. ”
Song Baojun said cautiously: "Director He is worried that I don't have enough energy to balance both ends? You can rest assured that I guarantee that the credits of the Chinese Department will definitely meet the standard." ”
Director He sneered three times and said, "I'll make it clear, as long as you go, I guarantee that you won't get a single credit this semester!"
Song Baojun was stunned, he really didn't expect a person's face to change so quickly.
People often say, "I'm just scared!" is somewhat exaggerated. Only Song Baojun can pat his chest and vouch, he has grown up in countless threats since he was a child, and there is absolutely no adulteration.
"Song Baojun, there is a kind of waiting at the school gate after school!"
"Song Baojun, if you don't bring the money this afternoon, the king of heaven will not be able to protect you when he comes!"
"Song Baojun, believe it or not, I beat you?"
"Song Baojun, help me copy my homework, why don't you want to write?
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And so on, I don't know the geometry, but the memory is especially deep, as if it was just yesterday. has always faced the most cold eyes, so when otaku have awakened obscene, philosophical, violent, literary and artistic personalities, the last thing they are afraid of is the threat from others.
He looked at Director He's oily fat face, and said with a calm smile: "Then Director He is welcome to do it." ”
Usually when it comes to that part, the student will give in or give in disguise. Director He didn't expect Song Baojun to be so unruly, he suddenly squinted his eyes slightly, and a displeased emotion rushed to his heart, and said coldly: "I hope you won't regret it then." ”
Song Baojun touched his short hair and smiled, "I regret it no matter how much I don't study, but Director He, if you regret it, you may not be able to keep your job." He strode forward.
"Song, Bao, Jun!" Director He said word by word behind him.
Walking into the office of the head of the department, Dean Zhou was sitting on the sofa waiting, with a cup of cold tea on the coffee table, and when he saw Song Baojun entering the door, he stood up and said with a smile: "Xiao Song, I mentioned it to you Director He just now, didn't you delay your class?"
"It's okay......" Song Baojun stepped forward to shake hands with Dean Zhou, caught a glimpse of Director He following behind, and said loudly: "My professional knowledge in the Department of Chinese has long been extensive in ancient and modern times, learning through China and the West, knowing astronomy and geography, five hundred years before and after are in my hands, there is no one before and after, what is it to miss a few classes?"
Director He's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he didn't hear it. You're crazy!
Dean Zhou only thought that the boy in front of him was joking, and said with a smile: "Okay, let's go to the conservatory together, everyone is waiting, and Teacher Tu is about to arrive." ”
A few polite words to Director He, and said goodbye and went out. Song Baojun stayed by and ignored him, and Director He didn't look at him again.
Sitting in Dean Zhou's Chevrolet car, Song Baojun pretended to ask casually: "Dean, is the employment situation of our conservatory really bad?"
"Why do you say that?" Dean Zhou smiled, unimpressed.
"Well, that's what I heard from Director He just now. He said that the situation at the conservatory was not ideal, and asked me not to go there. But I wanted to be able to study under Mr. Tu, so I withstood the pressure. ”
Dean Zhou pondered: "This old He, what do you mean by this?"
Song Baojun smiled like an ordinary student without any scheming: "Director He is really funny, he said that the students of the Conservatory of Music only entered by going through the back door and being led by the unspoken rules of the leader, and the teachers have no real talents, let me be careful." How can this be, I can't see that you have a good relationship with Director He, and you can even make this kind of joke. ”
Dean Zhou said lightly: "No, Lao He really doesn't choose what to say." Okay, don't spread this word out at will, so as not to chase the wind and catch shadows for those who have a heart. ”
Song Baojun saw that his hand holding the steering wheel was trembling slightly, knowing that a few words had worked, so he stopped saying nothing.
The car stopped in the open space in front of the auditorium of the Conservatory, and there were many cars around. The auditorium has been set up, with various flower baskets at the door, and a banner with yellow letters on a red background with the words "Congratulations to the famous musician Professor Tu Fen on his appointment as the honorary president of our school".
As soon as a young man who was anxiously watching saw Dean Zhou parking the car, he hurriedly rushed over and whispered, "Dean, Professor Tu has arrived, and everyone is waiting for you." ”
"Oh, okay, I'll be right over. Dean Zhou pulled Song Baojun away, thought about it and turned around and said, "Have you booked a table at the Jade Emperor Hotel in the evening?"
The young man was Zhang Yu, the director of the academy's office, who was actually equivalent to the dean's secretary, and his face was full of embarrassment when he heard this: "I haven't had time to tell you yet, Professor Tu mentioned it just now, and she will never accept extravagance and waste, if we have to eat and drink in a high-end hotel, then she would rather not participate." ”
Dean Zhou is also a decisive person, and said: "Then arrange it in the canteen, and see how many tables are arranged." It doesn't matter if the environment is not good, the key is that the food should be high-end and the wine should be brand-named. It is best to invite the chef of the Jade Emperor Hotel to try to satisfy all the leaders. ”
Seeing that Song Baojun looked like he wanted to speak and stopped, he asked, "Xiao Song, is there anything wrong with you?"
Song Baojun said: "Well, I don't know if I should say something, since Mr. Tu has stated that he doesn't like extravagance and waste, then I don't think it should be just for show." What is the difference between setting up high-end dishes in the canteen and costing tens of thousands of yuan at every turn, and a big hotel? I'm afraid that in the end, everyone will be unhappy, and our college will not please both sides......
"Yes!" Dean Zhou patted his head and stopped Zhang Yu, who was about to turn around: "Xiao Zhang, wait, don't be so wasteful, let the canteen be done according to the standards of receiving section-level cadres, and each table is not allowed to exceed 800 yuan." ”