Valentine's Day Special: The Death of a Single Dog

A night of romance and endless battles. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoUntil dawn, the two sides still did not decide the winner, and finally had to end the game in a draw.

After a shallow sleep of about two hours, the couple got up one after another, ready to start their Valentine's Day journey.

"Happy Valentine's Day, wives, today we are going to have a good time and dress up beautifully. Ji Shang Zhenyi was quite excited and swore an oath.

"Why aren't you afraid of being peeked at by others? I remember someone in Paris who was jealous because someone came up to say hello?"

Hearing his wife talk about this, Chi Shangzhen felt a burst of fire in his heart.

"Don't mention that damn Frenchman, that is, Lao Tzu's temper has decreased a lot over the years, and if I kill him when I am young, he will be considered lucky. ”

"Bastard, you dare to send flowers to my woman, looking for a dead foreign devil. Ji Shangzhen said angrily.

Hearing her husband's jealous words, all the girls who were changing their clothes smiled. Being cared about so much by their own men shows that they are still very attractive, which the women are very satisfied with.

"Stingy fellow, isn't it normal for Europeans to send flowers to beautiful ladies? Chi Shang Yahui continued to mend the knife.

"That foreign devil didn't have a good heart at all, he had a long ghost head and toad eyes, and he looked like a color embryo. ”

angrily spewed at the foreign devil who peeked at his wife, and then Chi Shang really turned his right hand behind him and said solemnly: "Who said I won't give you flowers, I'll send them now." ”

After speaking, Chi Shang Zhenyi took out a handful of fresh red roses from behind him as if by magic, handed it to Chi Shang Yahui in front of him and said, "Yahui, Happy Valentine's Day, I have been fortunate to you all these years." ”

Looking at the large bouquet of roses handed to her, Chi Shang Yahui suddenly felt that her eyes were a little moist, she didn't expect that such a proud man as her husband would really follow those young people to send flowers to herself, which really touched her too much.

But then the emotion in Chi Shang Yahui's heart began to weaken, because she found that after giving her flowers, her husband had transferred to other sisters.

"Saya, Happy Valentine's Day, you sacrificed a lot for the sake of the Chi Shang family. ”

"Mei Yi, happy Valentine's Day, it's good to have you with you all these years. ”

"Shioko ,......"

The originally quite romantic flower delivery was sent out of anger in the end, especially when the girls saw that Chi Shang Zhenyi actually used paper cranes to send Valentine's Day wishes to the three Kardashian sisters who didn't know where to travel, they were immediately even more dissatisfied.

"Hmph~ Someone just scolded foreigners, but now he is sending paper cranes to foreigners, what a fickle man. Minako sat on the side with an airway.

"Forget it, in Chinese parlance, this is fate! Marry a chicken and a dog and a dog, marry a wheel and walk all over the ground. Our husband is such a person, haven't the sisters known it for so many years? "Sami, who has the mildest personality, dares to complain a little after all these years of development.

"Alas~ Sometimes I really envy those Chinese girls, saying that let men kneel on the washboard. It's the same woman, why is there such a big difference?" Xingmei held the rose that Ji Shang Zhenyi had just given in her hand, and said with envy.

"What is kneeling on the washboard, I've heard people say that even if the girl over there becomes a black fungus, there will be men rushing to ask for it. Shanai, who is usually more concerned about the situation of women in the world, is jealous.

“……”

Seeing that these old ladies began to be endless, Chi Shang Zhenyi immediately opened his voice: "Okay, okay, don't remember the bitter and sweet, we are here for Valentine's Day, not to have a criticism meeting, hurry up and do it, wife." ”

Seeing that Chi Shang's sincere words have the meaning of softness, the women did not continue to chase and fight, after getting along with the husband and wife over the years, they have long figured out the temperament of their men, and it is okay to be a petite temper appropriately, but if it is too much, it will definitely make him angry.

All the women are smart and clever women, how can they do things that annoy their own men.

After a while, the couple finally packed up and went out, and the women all had anticipation on their faces, for them today was the first Valentine's Day in decades, and they hoped that the trip would leave a good memory.

Ignoring the envious and jealous eyes of the waiter behind him who was hit by his eleventh crit last night, Chi Shang really walked out of the hotel door with a group of wives cheering.

"Blue sky and white clouds, I like it. Husband, where are we going to play?" As soon as she left the hotel gate, Sha Cai opened her arms and sighed, and then asked her husband about his next itinerary.

Hearing his little wife's question, Chi Shang Zhenyi directly took out Ajaccio's map, glanced at it casually and said, "We don't have a fixed itinerary today, it doesn't matter where we go, as long as we are happy." Let's go, wives!"

The next day, the husband and wife were in the city for their own Valentine's Day trip, because the husband and wife are not ordinary people, so the physical strength is also very good, walked one scenic spot after another, ate a local characteristic of the food, and left bursts of joyful laughter everywhere they went.

For Ji Shang Zhenyi and his wife, they really enjoy this kind of leisure life now, and the husband and wife feel relaxed in this city where no one knows them.

As the spots are visited, the sun begins to slowly set and the sky becomes darker and darker. However, the couple's Valentine's Day trip is not over yet, and they still have a lot of places to go.

"Woo~ The sun is going down, let's hurry up and go to Cape Parata to watch the sunset. Mei Yi, who was biting a local snack in her mouth, looked at the gradually darkening sky, urging her husband and sisters to speed up.

"It's good to watch the sunset, I like to watch the sunset the most. Saya said excitedly with a blushing face.

As they spoke, the husband and wife found that they seemed to be walking and seemed to suddenly become quiet and gloomy, without even a trace of insect chirping, but the husband and wife were not afraid at all, but were still a little excited.

"I didn't expect to meet monsters when I went out for Valentine's Day, I was so lucky. Looking at the demonic aura that was gradually appearing around her, Xingmei said excitedly.

"It's a surprise that there are still monsters who dare to come to us for trouble. Keiko said calmly, but there was still a hint of excitement in her tone.

Just as the women were talking, there was a sudden 'woo' roar in front of the dark alley, and there was a deep hatred in the voice.

"What kind of monster is this husband?" Looking at the monster that looked like a dog and not a dog in the distance, Xizi asked his husband.

Looking at the dog-shaped monster with monstrous hatred for his husband and wife in the distance, Chi Shang Zhenyi said with a solemn face: "If the husband didn't see it, this monster should be a spirit monster 'single dog' condensed by the resentment of single people all over the world in recent years, this is a very evil, very vicious, very terrifying monster." ”

"This monster is jealous of all creatures in pairs in the world, especially humans. ”

"Legend has it that every year on Valentine's Day, February 14, the 'single dog' will appear in the city where lovers gather, hide in a dark corner and hate a pair of lovers, waiting for the right time to kill others. ”

"A man like a husband who has eleven wives is regarded as a sworn enemy by this kind of 'single dog'. Now this guy has started to go berserk. ”

The women couldn't help but feel a little nervous when they heard their husbands talk so much about the 'single dog'.

"Husband, will the monster generated by the resentment of the single people in the world be very powerful?" said Sami with a worried face.

"Rest assured, although this 'single dog' is not small, it is not terrible, as long as you know how to deal with it, ordinary people can easily clean it up. Ji Shang Zhenyi stared at the single dog in front of him who was slowly approaching his husband and wife.

"Can ordinary people easily clean up?" the women asked in unison.

"That's right. Chi Shang said with a solemn face.

"How?" asked the women again.

Looking at the single dog that was slowly approaching the distance of ten meters between his husband and wife, Chi Shang said in a slow voice: "As long as we show affection, we can violently kill this single dog." ”

After speaking, Chi Shang Zhenyi moved quickly and turned around and gave a deep kiss to Chi Shang Yahui beside him.

"Whew~~~"

Just when Ji Shang Zhenyi and Ji Shang Yahui kissed deeply, a terrible scream suddenly came out of the mouth of the 'single dog' who was approaching quickly. The cry was miserable, as if it had been hurt by something.

Hearing the terrible bark of the 'single dog', Ji Shang really knew that his 'show of affection aoe' had flashed into the other party's dog eyes, and now is the time to make persistent efforts.

At that moment, Chi Shang really let go of Yahui in front of him, and said to the other women in a deep voice: "Everyone come over and have a wet kiss with their husbands, I want to chase this single dog with victory and give it eleven times the critical blow." ”

Hearing her husband's command, all the women did not dare to delay Qi Qijiao's voice accordingly. Then one by one, they stepped forward to offer wet kisses to show affection.

As the women hugged and kissed Chi Shang one after another, the 'single dog' who was fixed let out a more painful scream, and the heart part of the body seemed to be vibrated and beat faster and faster, as if there was a danger of explosion and fragmentation at any time.

In addition, the pair of shiny dog eyes that were previously shining are now completely closed, and two long bloody tears flow from the corners of the eyes.

As Chi Shang Zhenyi and his sister-in-law kissed, the single dog who had been screaming miserably seemed to have suffered the heaviest blow, opened a pair of bloody eyes and looked at Chi Shang Zhenyi and his wife who showed affection in the distance, and let out a desperate roar from his mouth, and his body 'bang' turned into a black mist and disappeared between heaven and earth.

Slowly letting go of the little sister-in-law with a crimson face, Chi Shang Zhenyi looked at the 'single dog' who had disappeared between heaven and earth in the distance, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: 'I didn't expect that a wet kiss with my sister-in-law could actually produce tenfold hatred and crit damage to a single dog~~~'