"It's funny to say that I was humiliated by one of my wives to the point of uselessness, and I was powerless in front of her, maybe I was already a wreck at that time, or it was earlier, but I didn't find out myself. - "A Confession of a Waste, Teach You How to Be a Scumbag - Yoshida Hibiscus Chapter" by Tian Licheng

Early the next morning, Tian Licheng got up early - today is the first day of rehearsals, and it is not okay not to prepare well!

But this is not the main reason why he got up early: yesterday he forgot to bring the medicine back with Nishino, and when he thought that the patient would be out of medicine in the morning, he couldn't lie down~~ He wanted to make a cameo again in the role of the courier brother.

"Knock knock" Lao Tian knocked on the girl's door a few times.

After a while, Nishino came to open the door sleepily. Today she was wearing silver-gray pajamas and a fluffy black coat, her face was much more ruddy than yesterday, and she seemed to be recovering well.

"Nanasa, I'm sorry to wake you up early in the morning. I suddenly thought that I forgot to give you the medicine I bought yesterday.,I'm afraid you'll run out of medicine in the morning.,After a while,I'm going to go to school to prepare for the school festival.,I won't be back until very late.,It's too much waste to think about letting you buy it again.,So just send it directly.。 ”

"Eh, thank you, Mr. Kaneda, Asassi~~" The girl took the medicine with both hands, and thanked with a gentle smile: "Is the school festival? Is Mr. Kaneda preparing to open a store? or is it an activity in the department?"

"No, I formed a band with a few friends. At that time, we will have a performance at the school festival, so I need to rehearse well with the members recently. ”

"Wow~~I'm so envious~~~ After I graduated from high school, I had to give up my school because Nogizaka's work was too busy, and I felt so sorry. Nishino whispered that after the girl was selected for Nogizaka, she went to Beijing alone and started working.

"Then it's good to visit the University of Tokyo more often when you have time and feel the atmosphere of the university, after all, it is so close to the University of Tokyo. ”

"Actually, I've been there before, but the University is too big, and I couldn't tell where it was after walking for a long time, so I had to go back the way I came. As she spoke, the girl was a little shy and spat out her tongue in embarrassment.

"Haha, then next time I'll be a tour guide, just take you for a good walk. Lao Tian patted his chest, looking like he was wrapped around me.

"Eh, is it okay? Great!" the girl waved her little fist excitedly, but then said in a low mood, "I don't know when the schedule will be available." ”

"Haha, there's always a chance. By the way, next Sunday, at 2 p.m., it will be our performance time, and the venue will be in the square in front of the main teaching building of the University of Tokyo, if you are interested, you can come and see it." Lao Tian said.

"Well, I'll come when I have time!" Nishino nodded vigorously.

"Then I'll take my leave, you can rest well. ”

"Well, bye~"

After completing the role of the courier boy, Lao Tian returned to his small equipment room and considered the equipment that might be needed for the performance. He was going to move a few of the equipment he used regularly to the activity room - since he was going to rehearse later, it would be more convenient to transfer these things to the school first.

"Let's move all these treasures together, by the way, and the keyboard stand is also together, but this one is a little too heavy, okay, it can only be a luxury. The equipment was so heavy that Lao Tian had to hire a small truck and ask the driver to help him, and together they delivered it to their exclusive activity room.

Although Lao Tian was bleeding a lot today (Dongying labor is more expensive), he still felt a little satisfied when he looked at the rearranged and rebranded base, "This is what I think music looks like, haha."

After the arrangement,It's already noon,After he enjoyed a delicious meal in the school cafeteria,He walked around slowly for a while to eliminate food.,Then go back to the activity room and start thinking about the school festival concert.。

The order of the songs, the MC's lines, how to warm up the scene, how to do some publicity first, so as not to be too embarrassed in case no one comes to listen to it - at least some audience members pretend to be offstage.

The most important thing is which two new songs should I use? Hey, that's a hassle.

Thinking about it, he suddenly felt a little tired, after all, May is easy to get sleepy, and he obviously wanted to lie on his stomach for a while, but it turned out to be a nap.

When he woke up from his sleep, he found that the eldest lady was wearing black-rimmed glasses and looking at him like Aralei.

"You, what are you doing! Startle me, can you not do this in the future!" Tian Licheng was really frightened this time, and he felt that his heart was about to jump out.

"Have you done anything bad? Isn't there anything bad about it, just staring at you and seeing how long you can sleep? It's not the first time. Miss Yoshida said disapprerovingly, "It's rare that you arrived early, so of course I want to give you some special treatment." ”

"Do you know that your glasses are particularly scary, and it reminds me of Yasuya Akimoto!"

"Huh, it turns out that Xiao Tiantian, you like the chubby one?" Shi Geqi quipped.

"You're all already there, have I slept that long? Lao Tian saw that his teammates had arrived, so he wanted to start practicing early.

"Well, of course the rehearsals are going to begin, but can you tell me what the equipment is like first?" Yoshida said, pointing to a red keyboard, "NordStage2, 20,007."

Then she pointed to a black keyboard: "This KorgKronosX, 10,000, this YamahaMOF, 6,000, that is the RolandAX, 8,000, you have a few things here that add up to about 60,000 yuan, where did you steal it?"

"Hey, I didn't expect you to be so knowledgeable. When to understand the market, are you interested in developing in the direction of keyboard players? I can teach you. Lao Tian looked like a hippie smile, wanting to cover up the past, after all, this is not something ordinary students can afford.

"Don't change the subject for me, tell me quickly, where did you get it? If you ask someone else to borrow it, return it immediately! There is still such a long time before the end of the performance, what if it is broken or lost?" The eldest lady saw through Lao Tian's trick, her eyebrows tightened, and she crossed her waist and scolded

Lao Tian was sitting like a suspect in the interrogation room, with his hands on his knees, and said solemnly: "Report to the leader, I bought it." ”

"En~~~~ Really?" the eldest lady asked suspiciously, her eyes staring at Tian Licheng's eyes, wanting to dig something deeper into them.

"Really, really, no stealing, no robbing, legal sources. I wrote a book on the Internet, although I hit the street, but I still have a little manuscript fee, I save, I save! I swear by my discipline!" Lao Tian hurriedly raised his hand and cursed, while silently reciting in his heart: "God, don't take it seriously, I have no discipline for a long time!"

"Xiao Tiantian, you haven't had discipline for a long time! Shi Geqi couldn't help laughing on the side.

Lao Tian was momentarily stunned, frozen there like a clay sculpture, with a loveless expression, and his left hand was still held in the air as he had just sworn just now.

Or how to say that it's not yourself who knows you best, it's your teammates. Dear Pig Teammates. Is this how you cheated me? Lao Tian had 10,000 alpacas galloping past in his heart.

"Huh~~~" The eldest lady dragged out a long voice, she looked disgusted, looked at Lao Tian with disdain and said: "Your dignified student of the Literature Department of Dongda actually has the heart to write an online novel, you can't understand it, it makes people feel disgusting when you think about it."

"Hey, Miss, you can despise me as a person, but you can't despise online literature, have you read the Seven Flowers Literature Network? There are a lot of good works in it. Lao Tian hurriedly protested, thinking to himself, "Anyway, I also relied on this to turn over, if you say that you are useless, how should I deal with myself?"

"I've seen it, what male protagonist was originally a cultivation genius, because he picked up something and became a mediocre talent, he was despised by his family. I accidentally found out that he picked up the soul of an old grandfather, or a baby with an effect against the sky, and then the protagonist was awesome, hanging all the way, pretending to be forced to slap his face, seeing people cut people, seeing gods cutting gods, seeing stars cutting stars, destroying your whole family if you don't agree with each other, and with a full-plane blow. Am I right?" Yoshida said like a cannon in his mouth.

"You're biased, although it is undeniable that some works are like this, but there are many other genres. ”

"What else is reborn in ancient times, either braised pork, or making soap, inexplicably got the emperor's favor, and then started from a commoner before he was completely developed at a young age, all the way to get promoted and rich, pretending to be forced to slap his face, who prevents you from getting rich and kills whom, who prevents you from being promoted and kills whom, who blocks you from picking up girls and killing whom, and finally dominates the world. It is polite for the descendants to grow up, and it is not polite to change the dynasty and dominate the earth. The eldest lady's eyes seemed to have the spirit of the king in the novel.

"Eh? this~~may~~may~~~~ There is also a little bit of a novel like this. Lao Tian was a little lacking in confidence, and his voice with rebuttal was much quieter.

"I've also seen the protagonist get all kinds of systems, game system, food system, main god system, fan system, live broadcast system, the most ridiculous thing is that even the inn has a system, can't you do something else? Are you going to have a system even for the toilet? How can the brain hole be like this? As long as there is a system, the world is in my hands! Follow the system to do tasks and you can go to the peak of life, do you say roar or not, do you say cool or not?" The eldest lady waved her hands and asked.

"Uh~~~ Although I really want to say roar, I want to say cool, but when you say this, it seems to be a bit of that. Lao Tian had already been blanked by the eldest lady's questioning.

"The most disgusting thing is the kind of fantasy that I go back to the middle school days, soak class flowers, soak school flowers, and then soak class flowers, department flowers, school flowers, and go to society after seeing a beautiful one, and the national cloth species. Think about it with your brain.,Is it possible?Is it possible?Is it possible that the male protagonist himself is strong on the whole universe when he strokes the sky??"The eldest lady crossed her waist with one hand and pointed at Tian Licheng with the other and asked.

Lao Tian had been completely defeated by the eldest lady, and he felt as if there was the goddess Athena standing in front of him, with a scepter in one hand and a shield in the other.

His eyes were blank, and he looked at the eldest lady with a dull expression, wanting to die and struggle, but the inner voice told him not to resist, and surrendering obediently on the spot could avoid an instant explosion.

"You~~ You have a point~ I, I'm speechless. "Lao Tian followed his heart's choice.

The eldest lady clapped her hands, her eyebrows curled, like a parent, and said earnestly: "It's okay." It's not hopeless that you can realize your mistakes. Young people like us should focus on reality, study hard, participate in club activities, enrich our daily life, and don't think about something in our minds all day long. There is no regret medicine to take in the world, grasp the present, take care of the people around you, especially your partners, is the most important thing! Xiao Tian Tian, do you understand?" After speaking, the eldest lady was like a leader, patted Lao Tian's shoulder, and her big eyes flickered, as if to say, young man, do a good job, I am optimistic about you.

"That~~ Hibiscus-chan, or let's rehearse first, hehe. Yamamoto, who has always been taciturn, saw Lao Tian being ravaged by the eldest lady's serial blows, and felt that he was also cold in his heart, and hurriedly broke the siege.

"Yes, yes, rehearsals are important, rehearsals are important. Shi Geqi also smiled awkwardly, although the object of Yoshida's education just now was Lao Tian, but he felt that the eldest lady's attack also had a strong splashing effect, because what he liked to see the most was to pretend to be forced to slap his face, three wives and four concubines, the world's cloth, no, the world's martial arts.

"Hmph! It's rare that you have a good heart today, for the sake of you wanting to contribute to the team, I won't say anything else, and I will give you three requirements - when rehearsing, give me a little care, give me a little heart, when performing, give me a little care, can you do it!" The eldest lady looked at Lao Tian condescendingly, although the content was a question sentence, but the tone was clearly a imperative sentence.

"Yes, I will definitely try to find myself and my temperance. For this performance, I will definitely do my best, and then die!" Lao Tian raised his hands, as if worshiping heaven and earth, and offered his loyalty and faith to the eldest lady.

"It's pretty much the same, what about the good songs? Why don't you take it out and let us appreciate it together?" Yoshida saw that Lao Tian had a good attitude in confessing his guilt, and decided to let him go for the time being.

"Oh, oh, here. You see, I took several songs for you to choose, which one you like, let's use which one, quality and quantity, and also comes with three packs after use, which will definitely make you sing at ease and sing comfortably. Lao Tian smiled flatteringly, took out a few scores, and respectfully handed them to the eldest lady.

"Oh my God~" Seeing Lao Tian looking like a small field to please Lafayette, Shi Geqi and Yamamoto both held their foreheads with their hands and turned their faces away - it's too miserable, the consequences of offending the eldest lady are too miserable, fortunately, the eldest lady doesn't like us!