Chapter 9 Dormitory Infiltration Plan
Panting and running out of breath for three hundred meters, hiding in a small wood, Li Fan sat on the ground: "Mom, it's finally here, it scared me to death, fortunately I'm witty, I'm smart, haha!" ”
Can't wait to take out the stockings: "Submit the task!" ”
The space in his hand was distorted, and the stockings were swallowed by the system's bracelet. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
After three seconds, I saw the light of the bracelet flickering violently and shaking, as if it had eaten something bad, twisted and vomited.
Poof, poof, a pair of stockings were spit out.
"Ahem, ahem!" The system even humanized the sound of vomiting and coughing: "Phew! Bah! Bah! Bastard, the host intends to use the stockings of the ugly girl and the big fat girl to pretend to be the goddess stockings, and the crime is extremely evil, and he will be given an eighth-level electric shock as a punishment! ”
"What! Yes! --" Li Fan screamed miserably, and was constantly rolling on the ground by electricity.
The system is still "bah": "The ugly girl's stockings are so bad that they choke me to death!" ”
Half a minute later, Li Fan was about to foam at the mouth of the electric shock, and the electric shock stopped.
Li Fan looked at the sky stunned, speechless, how could it be? I was busy during the day, why was I busy in vain, not only did I work blindly, but I didn't fish well, and I was shocked by electricity. God, are you playing with me?
It's obviously Yu Chi Muxue's stockings, how could she become a big fat girl.
Impossible, Li Fan picked up the stockings and took a look, but no, the stockings were so thick that the elephant's legs could be put in, and it was not Yu Chi Muxue at first glance. Yu Chi Muxue's ** is round, how can there be such a thickness, Yu Chi Muxue's two legs can be worn into this stocking.
How so? Li Fan thought about it carefully, he only cared about Yu Chi Muxue at that time, and the big fat girl's body was too big to block it, so he should have seen it wrong, and mistakenly took the big fat girl's wardrobe for Wei Chi Muxue's.
Dizzy! This time it's over! This method can only be used once. Even if it can still be used, it will be tomorrow night, and the time will not be too late, and the task time will end at one o'clock at noon tomorrow.
What should I do?
For today's plan, the only way to do it is to be ruthless, sneaking into the girls' dormitory at night, entering Wei Chi Muxue's dormitory, and stealing stockings.
I really don't want to use this method, and if I am caught, I will not only be expelled, but also bear the reputation of "pervert". It's better to steal money and be fired, but the reputation is not stinky.
But there is no way, these stockings will be stolen sooner or later, stealing early and stealing late are stealing, and stealing early is not a reward.
To enter Wei Chi Muxue's dormitory to steal stockings, there are several major difficulties.
One. Girls' dormitories are generally stationary, and boys enter, and there are guarded aunts at the door. It's okay during the day, there is a girl with her, find a reason, and the aunt can still let her go. At night, for any reason, the aunt will not let the boys enter the girls' dormitory.
Two. How to enter Wei Chi Muxue's dormitory, especially at night. The door of the dormitory is a smart electronic lock, fingerprint recognition, facial feature recognition. People who are not in the girls' dormitory are not allowed to enter, especially after curfew at night.
Three. Everything must be completed within an hour after Yu Chi Muxue undressed and slept.
What a headache, Li Fan fell into deep thought.
Don't underestimate Li Fan's IQ, Li Fan is a sling, maybe the only thing that doesn't sling is his IQ.
Li Fan of this world, the reason why he was able to enter Zhongxing University is because he worked hard two months before the college entrance examination, and he was admitted with a score of 1153 points in eight subjects. Unlike Li Fan in the "dream", he was still lazy in the college entrance examination, and was only admitted to Xuzhou Institute of Technology.
Li Fan's usual grades have not passed a single subject. As a result, the college entrance examination was only 47 points short of a perfect score, and the whole school was shocked. Zhongxing University, who admitted him, learned about the situation and was also suspicious. But let's say that he cheated, it is impossible, because at that time, there were only three people in the entire college entrance examination who scored higher than him, and these three people were also in the Jupiter examination room, Saturn examination room, and Mars examination room. No one was in the earth examination room, that is to say, Li Fan had the highest score among the candidates in the entire earth at that time. He's cheating, who is copying? You can't cheat in the space of millions, tens of millions, or even hundreds of millions of kilometers.
For this reason, Zhongxing University also sent a special evaluation team to evaluate Li Fan, and the result was that Li Fan's IQ was as high as 281, even in the 24th century, where the per capita IQ was as high as 126, which is also an astonishingly high IQ. Therefore, Li Fan successfully entered Zhongxing University.
However, after entering Zhongxing University, this kid's laziness has been committed again, and he still fails every course.
But his IQ cannot be doubted, and this kid has a lot of ideas, so he will have an idea in a while.
In the girls' dormitory, the lights go out at 10 p.m. sharp. At 9:45, Li Fan appeared at the door of the girls' dormitory. Holding a lunch box in his hand, it is full of dishes that the dormitory aunt loves to eat. Self-reliant since he was a child, and with a high IQ, Li Fan's skills are not to be said, not to mention the level of a special chef, but also the level of a first-class chef.
Li Fan carried the lunch box and went directly to the girls' dormitory, walking in as if no one was around.
"Hey, hey, that classmate, this is a girls' dormitory, and boys are not allowed to enter." I heard the duty room next to the door of the dormitory, and the janitor aunt shouted loudly.
"Hello, aunt!" Li Fan greeted politely and walked towards the duty room: "Auntie, have you eaten?" ”
"Eat!"
Li Fan smiled: "Auntie, do you want to have some supper." After speaking, Li Fan put the lunch box on the table and opened it, and the sweet and sour pork ribs inside exuded an attractive aroma.
Aunt Xu, who is the gatekeeper, has the best sweet and sour taste, sweet and sour pork ribs are her favorite, and when she smells the tempting taste, she can't help but move her index finger.
But the aunt's political consciousness is still very high, although she is very moved, but she still refuses: "Young man, don't take things, buy me!" ”
Li Fan smiled: "Na! Auntie, you are strong-willed and decent, which can be bought with a head. ”
"Hehe, I love to hear that!" Aunt Xu said with a smile.
Li Fan smiled: "Aunt Xu, I'll go in and find someone, and I'll come out immediately." ”
"No, the lights are going out!"
"Auntie, just let me in for a while, I promise to come back before the lights go out." Li Fan said with a smile
Aunt Xu also smiled: "Don't come to this set, you don't know when I do, after you go in, if you don't come out, where will I find you." Young man, you've seen a lot of aunts. If you want to date a girlfriend, come back during the day! ”
Li Fan gave a thumbs up: "Auntie, you are really good, you can see it even now." ”
"That's it!" Aunt Xu smiled: "I am very experienced in dealing with you little rabbits. I've been a dormitory administrator for more than 20 years, and I've experienced how many classes of students, and I've studied your cautious eyes and small methods. Young man, it's not that the aunt is not accommodating, but it is really not good for the boy to enter the girls' dormitory at night, in case something happens. It's hard for anyone to explain, is it? ”
"Hmm!" Li Fan shook his head in disappointment: "Auntie is really not good?" ”
"No way!"
Li Fan shook his head helplessly and said, "Okay, aunt, I'll go back!" ”
Li Fan turned around and walked out of the duty room. The aunt remembered something and shouted, "Young man, your lunch box!" ”
Li Fan turned around and smiled: "Auntie, sweet and sour pork ribs will make you supper!" ”
Watching Li Fan go away, Aunt Xu smiled and said, "This young man, it's really." The person is not bad, next time he comes during the day, let him in! ”
Looking back at the sweet and sour pork ribs in the lunch box, Aunt Xu couldn't help but pick up a piece with chopsticks and put it in her mouth. couldn't help but admire: "This young man has good skills." The wives he married later were blessed. It's just that people look average, otherwise they will be able to marry a beautiful daughter-in-law. ”
After taking a bite, she was still unsatisfied, and Aunt Xu was not polite, and began to move aggressively.
Li Fan didn't go far, he hid in the flower bed not far away and watched, and couldn't help laughing: "Okay, it's done!" ”
Ten minutes later, Aunt Xu felt sleepy and fell asleep unconsciously.
Li Fan walked into the girls' dormitory generously. He didn't think about being able to enter the dormitory by interceding in the first place.
And his goal isn't just to get into the dorm. When I entered the dormitory, I couldn't enter Yu Chi Muxue's room, and I didn't have a key. Intelligent dormitories that don't need keys at all. With fingerprints, as well as the computer's facial recognition system.
However, the dorm has a key, and just in case, the dorm keeper has a master electronic key that opens all the rooms. Li Fan's initial goal was the master electronic key on Aunt Xu's body.
Looking at the ******** that was easy to get his hands on, Li Fan smiled proudly: "Auntie, I'm sorry, you've worked hard, take a rest, I'll borrow the key for the time being, and I'll pay you back later!" ”
There is no monitoring in the dormitory, and there is no administrator, Li Fan can easily swing in. The only problem is that I don't know where Yu Chi Muxue's room is?
However, this problem is easy to solve, and the administrator has a record of all the room occupants. The administrator, Aunt Xu, had already slept, and Li Fan quickly found Yu Chi Muxue's room number -3102.
Li Fan smiled shamelessly and evilly: "Classmate Wei Chi, I'm here, have you taken off your stockings?" Wait for me to collect it, hahaha! ”