671 The old man taught me to wrap the dragon
I slept until daylight, and I didn't even go to the morning self-study, and Ma Jie called me in a daze, but I asked him to go first. I didn't want to face it, and in the end it was the homeroom teacher who woke me up and scolded me on the phone for being a bloody dog, and I got dressed in a panic and went to the day school building, and the second class had already begun.
There is nothing special in the day room, Lin Keer sent me a text message, and I replied with a ride. After class, I went to the toilet to smoke and chatted with the bastard of the first year of high school, and he asked me if Liang Qi was looking for me last night. I said yes, and was later driven away by Wang Yao. He scolded Liang Qi when he was happy, saying that he was pretending to be forced, and I knew that he would scold him when he was happy.
At the end of the third class, Wang Yao came to me and said that he had negotiated with Ding Sheng and Liang Qi, and he would not trouble me in the future.
I asked her really? She said really. Also said to eat together in the evening.
I'm happy to do it directly, saying that he won't be happy but ambushing me. Wang Yao said that she would not do it, if he dared to do this again, she would definitely not let him go. I see that Wang Yao said sincerely, so I just said okay and give him another chance.
Wang Yao said: "However, there is one more condition for Ta Le. ”
"What?"
"Say you are happy to apologize. ”
", there's no mistake. Let me be happy and he will be happy to apologize, and he will be happy to find trouble all the time!"
"Okay, can you give me some face, you Le Dai didn't suffer much, last time I was in the Blue Moon Hotel, but last night I attacked Liang Qi in the water room...... Okay, okay, I know that you are happy to suffer losses, so you should give me a face, he is happy to be a brother after all, you are happy to apologize but not ashamed. ”
Seeing that I didn't speak, Wang Yao said: "Zuo Fei, I've been grinding a lot of mouths, you should give me a little face, okay?" I really don't want to see you fight anymore!"
Looking at Wang Yao's earnest appearance, although I was unwilling, I still couldn't bear to refuse her, so I said, "I'm okay here." But I can't do it alone, so I'll go and ask the monkey if he's happy?"
Wang Yao said: "Okay, if the monkey doesn't want to, I'll tell him personally." ”
It seems that Wang Yao, a peacemaker, should be determined, and he will not hesitate to replace him to make me happy.
The monkey said before that Wang Yao and Tale had a better relationship. It's enough for Wang Yao to be happy for me so many times, if he doesn't even want to sell this little face, he really doesn't know what to do.
Because I was still responsible for escorting Lin Keer, I didn't rush to find Monkey and Huang Jie after school at noon, but went to pick up Lin Keer from class first, but went to the cafeteria to eat together. The Internet café where she went after sending her back to the dormitory.
Monkey and Huang Jie are still playing games, but looking at them listlessly, they didn't scold the vitality of the country in the past, and they were a little absent-minded when they played games. I thought to myself, what are these two doing, are they having any frustrations, or are they being scolded in the game? I walked up behind them and patted them on the shoulder, and they both turned their heads at the same time, jumped up at the same time, and said with disgust:
"Zuo Fei, you come for!"
"Zuo Fei, I miss you so much!"
"Zuo Fei quickly go buy me a meal. ”
"Zuo Fei, I haven't eaten for a day and a night!"
“……”
I wonder if he would have starved to death if I hadn't come to the Internet café.
I went to a small shop outside to buy two fried noodles for him, and then I personally delivered them to the computer. The two of them devoured and ate, and sure enough, they quickly regained their vitality, not only greatly speeding up the operation of the keyboard and mouse, but also scolding the stupid people of the whole country with foaming at the mouth.
When his happiness stopped for a while, I found an opportunity to talk about Wang Yao's affairs. The monkey didn't speak after hearing this, and I knew that it was too embarrassing to make the monkey admit defeat and apologize, which was not in line with his character at all. I sold it well and persuaded it: "Monkey, count it out, it's not easy for Wang Yao to do it, how many times do you help us to make a speed, let's just sell Wang Yao's face?"
The monkey still didn't speak, his eyes kept on the computer screen, and he quickly operated the mouse and keyboard.
"I know you're not good at guarding, but Wang Yao is even worse at guarding, both sides are her good friends, right......?"
The monkey was still silent, but I saw that his brow was furrowing more and more, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and his anger seemed to be about to be full. At the end, he scolded: "Can the two fools in Shimono not send people to the head for me again, you are happy with the whole family, do you dare to say where you are from !!!!!"
“……”
I suddenly wanted to slash the monkey to death.
Even Huang Jiedai next to him couldn't help it, he ripped off the monkey's headset and said: "Can you respect Zuo Fei's people who are nagging Ye Tianwei next to you, what he said is all serious!"
I looked at Huang Jie gratefully, this person has such a strong sense of justice, it is estimated that he is the descendant of Huang Feihong.
The monkey was stunned: "Ah, Zuo Fei, what did you just say?"
I suddenly wanted to kill the monkey with a knife.
"Yes, Zuo Fei, why did you just say?" asked Huang Jiedai.
I suddenly wanted to kill him with a knife.
But it's too late. As soon as I was about to speak, Huang Jie pounced on his seat.
"Ahhh
The monkey couldn't help but think, "I'm cāo, you just finished a game before you came to pull my headset...... Zuo Fei, wait a minute, I'll finish this game right away. ”
God, give me an AK47 and I'm going to make them both!
The strong have their own strong players.
The wicked have their own grinding.
The weeds overgrow the corn.
The ruthless are afraid of being stunned, and the stunned are afraid of dying.
People are not ruthless, and they can't stand steadily.
At this moment, my mind was full of these mourning words. I stood up and walked between their cases while holding out the middle fingers of my two hands—the middle finger of sin. There was a "click", and the computers of the two were black at the same time.
"!" both of them jumped up at the same time, and I smiled wickedly at his crazy face.
"You bastard!" the monkey grabbed my neck: "You make us Leshanxi people stupid to know!"
Huang Jiedai pinched my neck and feet, "You really smear the people of Leshan......
There was a ghost crying wolf howling in the Internet café, which attracted a crowd of onlookers, I dragged them out of the Internet café, and waited for their relationship to calm down, and then I told Wang Yao about it again.
"That's it?" the monkey asked me.
"yes. I was stunned.
"Delay my fun time!" Huang Jie dropped a sentence and entered the Internet café.
"Sick you. The monkey went in with him.
I hurriedly chased into the Internet café, and when I saw that they had already sat down, I quickly pounced on them and said, "Monkey, don't you go to dinner at night, before they have opened the game." ”
"Eat Mao, can you eat it when you see him?"
As soon as I heard this, I knew that the monkey would not agree to reconcile with Ding Sheng and Liang Qi. I said, "How do you explain Wang Yao?"
The monkey smiled: "Don't worry, isn't Wang Yao your lover? ”
"What?" Huang Jie poked his head over: "Wang Yao is Zuo Fei's lover?
I stroked my forehead: "Monkey, can we say something serious? Even if we don't agree to reconcile with Ding Sheng and Liang Qi, we have to give Wang Yao an explanation!"
The monkey didn't answer me, but put his hand into the crotch of his pants.
“…… Monkey, what are you going to do, it's not good in broad daylight, is it?"
The monkey ignored me, and after a while he found something black and threw it on the table. When I saw it, it turned out to be a USB flash drive.
"There is an audio in it, you take it to Wang Yao and let her make her own decision. ”
I was overjoyed, and I knew that the monkey had caught a good product, but I didn't dare to take it: "Where did you just take it out?"
"Nonsense, can I put such an important thing outside? I have a pocket on my underwear, don't worry, it's very clean, we are so iron-clad that we still care about this funeral?"
“……”
I went to the bar to get a wet wipe, ignoring the cold eyes and sneers of the monkey, and wiped the USB flash drive well.
"Let's go. "I put the USB stick up.
"Wait, there's one more thing. The monkey whispered.
"What?" I leaned down, bringing my ear close to the monkey's mouth, and waited for his next instructions.
I love to compete for the boss every day, but who dares to deny the identity of the monkey's boss now?
The monkey grabbed me by the ear and whispered, "Lend me five dollars, for dinner has not yet arrived." ”
"Haha, I know!" Huang Jie came over at some point and said: "You still want to hide it from me, no way, lend me five yuan!"
I angrily threw down my ten dollars and left the Internet café.
Although it was still noon, I immediately called Wang Yao.
"What audio?" Wang Yao seemed to be asleep in a daze.
"I don't know, the monkey just makes you listen. ”
"Okay, you wait for me downstairs in the women's dormitory. ”
I went downstairs to the women's dormitory and sat under the shade of a tree. After a while, Wang Yao came down, obviously not waking up yet, yawning all the way, her hair was a little messy, but she looked extremely cute.
"What the hell is it, so mysterious. Wang Yao also had a laptop in his hand.
"Who knows. "I plugged in the USB stick.
The two of us sat on the steps and watched the XX security guard scan the USB flash drive, and after a while, more than a dozen Trojan viruses popped up.
Me, Wang Yao: "......"
"I guess the monkey downloaded something randomly. I laughed dryly, "Kill it." ”
After killing the virus, ten minutes have passed. Although it was early autumn, it was still sunny at noon, and we were sweating on our foreheads for a while. But I didn't feel annoyed at all, Wang Yao sat next to me, and I didn't feel annoyed when I sat for three days and three nights.
However, Wang Yao didn't think much about it, she quickly opened the USB flash drive and muttered to herself: "Audio...... Which one?"
I looked at the text jiàn and was stunned, there were ten audios in it, and there were different numbers.
Damn, which one is it, isn't the monkey playing with people!
"Hey, this!" Wang Yao said suddenly.
I looked at it, and there was a "fly left here" audio in the pile of audio.
It's still a monkey carrying! It's a sweet little padded jacket!
Wang Yao quickly clicked on it, the audio was very short, it was sold for ten seconds, and the voice played outside the notebook was quite loud: "Haha, Zuo Fei, click on it? The audio I let you watch is not this, you can click on the audio of No. 07." "There was the sound of a monkey lewd.
Me, Wang Yao: "......"
I suddenly felt that monkeys were so boring.
Wang Yao shrugged, but clicked on the audio of No. 07, and it turned out to be the sound of calling the bed.
"Oh, BABY, COMEON......" AND TM A FOREIGNER!
Both of us blushed instantly, it's not that I haven't seen a pornographic video, I've never seen it with a woman, let alone Wang Yaowei!
The European and American women in the audio are still screaming, but fortunately there is no one around, otherwise we will be embarrassed.
Wang Yao said with a straight face: "This is what the monkey asked me to listen to?"
I was embarrassed and said, "I don't know, who knows what kind of wind the monkey smokes......"
The sound of calling the bed stopped abruptly, but there was a monkey's obscene voice: "Haha, Zuo Fei, Wang Yao, are you two together? I'm joking with you, but it's not this that makes you happy, you can just click on the 13th audio!"
...... "I've never seen such a boring monkey!"
Wang Yao sold it well but clicked on the 13th audio, but there was a woman's voice calling the bed inside, the difference is that this time it seems to be a Japanese girl: "Yiku...... One library ...... Ami Butterfly!"
Wang Yao squinted at me: "This is you colluding with the monkey to play with me, right?"
I hurriedly said, "I really don't have it, I just got the USB flash drive." ”
Monkeys are really ...... I'm sick!
The sound of calling the bed stopped again, and the monkey's voice sounded again: "Okay, don't tease you, let's go and order the audio of No. 5." ”
"Hurry up Audio 5!" I said.
"Before I click on the 5th audio, I want to ask, what does the little couple mean?" Wang Yao's eyes were like knives.
I cried with a sad face: "I don't know......"
"If you talk nonsense outside, I'll castrate you as ......," Wang Yao said as she turned on the No. 5 audio.
I listened intently, and unsurprisingly I heard the sound of a woman calling for the bed.
"Damn!" Wang Yao was so angry that he almost smashed the notebook.
"If you bear with me, you know the monkey's style, and that's how he teases...... The monkey said that there is really something very important to tell you!" I hurriedly stopped Wang Yao, for fear that her thousand-dollar notebook would be smashed.
Wang Yao took a good breath before continuing to sit down and listen to the audio. Under the instructions of the monkey, I clicked on the 15th audio, 27th audio, 36th audio, 12th audio, and 23rd audio...... Of course, I listened to the sound of women all over the world calling for the bed, and finally even Indian women came out, and the accent was so bad that I couldn't bear to hear it.
My face and Wang Yao's face is getting redder and redder, and this is the first time I've listened to pornographic audio with a girl, and when I listen to it, it's ten buckets without repetition, I don't know whether to thank the monkey or hate the monkey?
Just as I heard an Arab woman calling for the bed, a voice suddenly came from overhead: "Zuo Fei, Wang Yao, what are you two doing?"
When I looked up, it turned out to be Lin Keer.
Lin Keer pushed open the window in the dormitory on the third floor of the women's dormitory and looked at me.
Fortunately, it was far away, and she didn't know that Wang Yao and I were listening to pornographic audio.
"Ah, the monkey said that there was something for Wang Yao to see. I hastened to say.
"Can I watch it together?"
Before I could speak, Wang Yao immediately said, "Yes, come and watch it together!"
"Okay. Lin Ke'er disappeared into the window, and it was estimated that she would come downstairs in a while.
I looked at Wang Yao with a complicated expression: "Are you sure you want to ask her to listen to it together?"
The two girls who were having an affair with me at the same time listened to pornographic audio with me...... What a strange sight this is, I'm cǎo!
Wang Yao said coldly: "I suspect that the monkey is playing with us, now click on the last audio, if there is no important thing he said, I will sell it as soon as possible." ”
"Okay. "I have no other way to do it, and I can scold the eighteenth generation of the monkey's ancestors in my heart.
I followed the monkey's instructions, clicked on the No. 1 audio, this time the final string did not call the bed sound, but the voice of the monkey came: "Wang Yao, I am recording this audio in the Internet café now, the previous fast funeral yellow audio generation was specially set up by me, in addition to being a gift to you and Zuo Fei, I hope this funeral audio can ease your feelings...... Yes, you may feel sad and even cry when you listen to the recording below. But it doesn't matter, Wang Yao, please believe me, believe in Zuo Fei, I am happy to be with you forever. Are you ready to do it? ”
"Wow......" Lin Ke'er happened to run over on her behalf, and I made a "shhh
With the sun shining overhead, the three of us sat under a small shade tree, and the whole world was silent except for the rustle of the leaves blown by the wind. The monkey's voice was followed by a ten-second silence, like the collective solemnity of everyone at a funeral ceremony as they prepared to descend from the coffin.
At the end, there are promising voices, there are a lot of people, very noisy, it seems to be drinking, and from time to time there are voices of persuasion to drink, and drinking orders are heard. After a while, a voice rang out: "Ding Sheng, let's have a drink on behalf of the two brothers." It was Liang Qi's voice.
"You drink less, and every time you drink too much, you make trouble. Ding Sheng's tone was not very pleasant.
"Haha, it's okay, come, drink, drink!"
After the two touched the cup, Liang Qi said: "Ding Sheng, I really can't figure it out, what is there to do with our music and Wang Yao, do you want to soak her?"
Ding Sheng: "Soak her? I don't want to be beaten to death by her brother, what's so good about being a crazy woman, women all over the world will never die for me." ”
Liang Qi: "Haha, you still have a high consciousness, if Wang Yao throws himself into his arms, I will definitely want it, not for nothing." ”
Ding Sheng: "You just can't control your crotch, and a quick woman must not be provoked." "Hughie Changcai.
Liang Qi: "Why do you still have to deal with her, why do you want to be with her all day long?"
Ding Sheng: "Do you remember the goal of our music?"
Liang Qi: "Of course I remember, dominate Dongcheng No. 1 Middle School, and then slowly develop outside the school, and be the number one force in Dongcheng!"
Ding Sheng: "Speed is right, for our music, it is not a problem to dominate the first middle school, and the third year of high school is the world of our music, but if you want to develop outside, Wang Yao and her brother are a hurdle that cannot be overcome." Let's have a good relationship with Wang Yao, and in the future, we will be able to get close to Wang Yao and her brother, and after gaining her brother's trust, we will kill her brother and take the off-campus speedy territory!"
Liang Qi: "Haha, so that's the case. Ding Sheng, Ding Sheng, it's still your vision. ”
Ding Sheng: "So, as a last resort, don't provoke Wang Yao, let's play the emotional card with her, meet her requirements, the better you treat her, the more you will return in the future......"
"Hahaha......" both of them laughed.
The audio stops abruptly here, and there is no nonsense for the monkeys in the later generations, and everything that should be said is said in front of the audio.
I don't know where the monkey got this audio, and there is no need to pursue this generation now, this thing is like a depth charge, exploding heavily in Wang Yao's heart, blowing up her heart piece by piece.
What does it feel like to be betrayed by someone you trust?
I don't know, I haven't experienced it, I can't imagine Wang Yao's pain.
Wang Yao is motionless now, she didn't even blink her eyes, as if the audio hadn't ended yet, as if she was still waiting for the audio to finally pop out of an easter egg, Ding Sheng and Liang Qi laughed together and said, "Wang Yao, I'm joking with you!"
But it won't, and the regeneration doesn't, because the audio is over here.
Wang Yao held the notebook in a daze, and did not speak for a long, long time, and the rustle of leaves left by the wind between heaven and earth. R832