Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia have always been very harmonious between the two little guys, but they are not without contradictions, and the biggest problem is probably that even the father doesn't know who is the sister and who is the sister. No way, when the watermelon cracked that day, Zhou Yu saw that it was a physical baby, and he instantly entered a state of confusion, where do you remember which one jumped out of the watermelon first.

This is a confused account that has been settled out of the blue.

In order to compete for the title of sister, it is inevitable that there will be some disputes between Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia, which is also the most common reason why the little sisters are angry with each other. And it is also for this reason that Zhou Yu has been taught a lesson by the elders in the family, and the child's mother has not been able to believe it so far, and she can't even tell who is older and who is small, she has never seen a father like this.

When the two little princesses quarreled over who was bigger and who was small, Zhou Yu's only way was to let the two solve the problem in a two-dimensional duel.

Whoever wins, who will be a sister for a week.

There are many ways to fight a duel, such as painting that you just learned, and even martial arts are permitted. However, Zhou Yu did not allow them to use force without the presence of an adult to supervise them, or they would be sent to Uncle Xiaobao to recite the scriptures for a week.

Lou Xiaobao is probably the person who these two demon kings of the mixed world are most afraid of, and their father has no deterrent power for them at all, and he goes crazy with them many times. Of course, in addition to the 'family law', the ruthless person who dares to beat his left hand to the black green is still a bit deterrent.

However, Uncle Lou Xiaobao is different, the more pure and the more benevolent the monks, but this guy has a cold face, and he is almost like Jin Yiwei. Looking at Xiaofeng's child, you know that no one is scared outside except for the two female devils in the amusement park, but as soon as she gets home, she honestly looks like a good baby.

Following Uncle Xiaobao's cultivation is probably the thing that the two little female devils are most afraid of. This is a bit similar to Zhou Yu, anyone who shouts can lie in bed, but the junior brother immediately got up honestly.

No way, Lou Xiaobao is a professional martial arts coach, and he has never practiced gunnery for a day. And Zhou Yu is a half-ass, except for fighting with Xiaobao every morning, he basically doesn't practice. Originally, the talent and foundation were not as good as others, but they were not diligent, and they relied on a 'vitality value' to cheat, and it was the biggest joke to win.

If you don't open the 'beast', Zhou Yu will basically be suppressed. If you are late in the morning or lie in bed, you will have to suffer when you take the test.

All in all, the grandfather is a virtue.

Although Xiaoyun Xiaoxia can't distinguish between sisters and sisters, the two of them are really bigger than Xiaobao's son Xiaofeng, so this little guy who could have dominated the world is destined to live in the shadow of the two devils.

These three people get together, and the most common situation is that one person comes up with a bad idea, two people carry it out, and finally the third person carries the black pot. And this third person basically refers to Xiaofeng. The only little man in the poor threesome has become a professional backstabber.

It's not that Xiao Feng didn't want to rebel against this inverted triangle relationship, but he can't do martial arts, and he can't talk about eloquence, like millet plus a rifle on an airplane cannon, and other skills are also inferior, what can he use to resist?

"Uncle Zhou, you are partial, you have taught all your skills to Sister Yun and Sister Xia, and I am always bullied. ”

Poor Xiaofeng once again carried the pot, and was punished by his father for copying the Diamond Sutra ten times, and then came to Zhou Yu with red eyes. has a strict father in the family, so he naturally has a greater sense of closeness to other people's fathers, especially Zhou Yu, who has no adult atmosphere, and has become a spiritual harbor after Xiaofeng's injury.

This time, it was Xiaoyun who suddenly wanted to eat the peaches in the small orchard, so she secretly touched it with Xiaoxia. Xiaofeng, this kid is not so bold, and he only lets out the wind outside.

This small orchard is the same as a small farm and pasture, and it breeds some fruit trees with 2-dimensional attributes, which is a garden accumulated by Zhou Yu in the past few years. 'Animated peaches, increase the texture of the characters', 'game cherries, increase the quality of the game', etc., are all useful, so they are not often eaten by others.

Basically, every time I harvest, more than half of it will be used to feed the staff of the three basic houses of anime and games, so that they can work harder. And the remaining half, in addition to keeping a little for himself, will also be distributed to some other people who are close to him, such as Uncle Fu and the like.

The fruit in the small orchard is delicious, I don't know how many times better than the outside, and it can make people drool when they say it. However, it is a pity that Zhou Yu, who has mastered the technology, has no intention of expanding his business at all, guarding a small garden and living a happy life.

However, these were not enough for the two little witches to eat, so they made up their minds with the freshly ripe peaches.

The small orchards were guarded, and the free-range gardens were not ordinary birds, but patrols in the small pastures. However, these patrols are ineffective against Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia, no matter what they do inside, they can do it, after all, they are princesses.

Therefore, Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia can easily sneak into the small orchard. However, they were not greedy, and after picking a few large peaches, they began to retreat. However, it was a pity that the success failed, and when he came out, he was seen by the old man who liked to walk around in the orchard.

It stands to reason that this is his own homeland, and it can't be regarded as stealing, so if Zhou Yu is replaced, he may turn a blind eye and pass over. But it's a pity that Xiaobao will not be so soft-hearted, and Xiaofeng, who is behind the pot, was punished for copying the scriptures all of a sudden.

But Xiaofeng is not happy, obviously they are all running together, why can't they climb over the wall by themselves, obviously Xiaoyun Xiaoxia went up easily, but was caught. So, he thought that Uncle Yu had taught Xiaoyun Xiaoxia all his good skills, after all, the people in the amusement park said that Uncle Yu was the most powerful person in the amusement park.

Touching Xiaoyun's little head, Zhou Yu didn't know how to comfort him, so he could only show his skills and make a big cake in the shape of an aircraft carrier, and celebrate Xiaoyun's birthday ruthlessly, which is a little reward for his two uncompetitive backs.

However, it is a pity that this huge and incomparable cake was finally eliminated by the children of Luhua Village. Especially Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia, the two overlords, snatched away the part of the ship island that used the most exquisite materials on the aircraft carrier, making Xiaofeng want to cry without tears.

After the two imps who got the cheap came back, they rushed to the luck of their father, for no other reason, why didn't they have such a big cake on their birthday?

Yes, the two ends are not human.