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"Everyone, what's going on, now is the most critical time for the national ranking of higher education institutions, why don't you write one by one?"

"Wu Shoujing", the head of the Chinese Department of Yenching University, looked a little serious, and summoned a lecturer from the Chinese Department of Yenching University to say.

"Professor Lu, what's going on with your hymn interpretation, didn't you say that it will be released recently?"

Seeing that everyone didn't speak, Wu Shoujing asked Professor Lu Shengping directly.

"This ......"

Lu Shengping was a little embarrassed, looked at Wu Shoujing, and said: "Director Wu, the hymn is the source of our Chinese poetry, and any word in it has a deep meaning. I understood it too simply, so I'm going to look it up again. ”

"Okay. ”

Wu Shoujing was helpless, turned his head and asked Cheng Li: "Professor Cheng, aren't you preparing to participate in the hundred forums to explain the Romance of the Warring States recently, why, I haven't seen you publish some research experience on the Romance of the Warring States recently?"

To evaluate a school's ranking, in addition to looking at the school's faculty, the most important thing is to look at the academic papers published by the school. As a Chinese department, some of the hymns, the four great masterpieces, historical literature, prose, novels, poetry...... This kind of work or thesis has considerable benefits for improving the academic level of a university.

Originally, Wu Shoujing didn't want to come here to urge, because in the past two years, the Chinese Department of Yan University has been ranked first. It's just that this year, Mizuki has produced a Huang Yifan, although the academic theory called Huang Yifan is just a new Chu rhetoric that has not been recognized for the time being. However, this guy named Huang Yifan is too famous. If you have nothing to do, you can write a little novel at every turn, and you can also eat traditional novels and online novels. In this way, when the college rankings, Huang Yifan, who was young at that age, added a lot of points to Mizuki.

No way, Chinese people have always attached great importance to university rankings. As the head of the Chinese Department, I must be the first in everything. So, there was such a meeting. But unfortunately, when asked about Cheng Li, Cheng Li said: "The program team of the Hundred Forums said that academic papers on the Romance of the Warring States Period can only be published after the program is recorded. ”

Yes, let's take the contract of the hundred pulpits directly. Wu Shoujing was a little speechless, and finally looked at Fang Xingjian: "Teacher Fang, haven't you been publishing a lot of prose recently, why have you interrupted recently." I looked, and your prose is very well written. Write more, and I can help you recommend it to youth magazines when the time comes, and it can also improve your reputation. ”

"Thank you, Director. ”

Fang Xingjian was overjoyed in his heart, and was about to nod, when he suddenly thought of something again, and hurriedly said: "This, my director, I haven't had any inspiration recently, and I guess I will have to rest for a few months before I can write again." ”

"A few months off?"

Wu Shoujing's eyes glared at Fang Xingjian.

Damn, a few months off is long past college rankings.

A meeting ended in silence.

When Wu Shoujing left, the professors and lecturers in the meeting spoke in an uproar.

"Guys, are we being too careful?"

Cheng Li opened his mouth and said, "What if that is not Mr. Qiushui?"

"What if?"

Lu Shengping also answered: "Be careful to get the ship of ten thousand years, I remember all the scenes of the siege of Qiushui in the prose back then. Now, those guys are too embarrassed to say they can write prose. ”

Lu Shengping said with palpitations: "Fortunately, I didn't participate in the war back then, if I did, I am afraid that I would not be able to get the position of a professor for the rest of my life." ”

"Don't talk about that. In fact, I don't say whether that autumn water is real autumn water, but the long mother and the Classic of Mountains and Seas are really well written. ”

"I think so too. The other party's words are very simple, but under the simplicity, they are touching everywhere. Although this article is not as touching as the one in the back, the image of the eldest mother is very vividly written and easy to remember. I'm afraid that there are not many of us sitting there who can match this pen power. ”

"Therefore, Yan Da invited Qiushui to come this time, making it clear that he wanted Mr. Qiushui to be in town. Let's not mess with Qiushui. Don't let him say "kill millions of soldiers in the literary world", we will lose more than we gain. ”

Before "killing millions of soldiers in the poetry world", everyone always thought that Qiushui was crazy, but as a result, the poetry world hung up directly.

Now after the poetry world, you can completely kill the literary world.

Anyway, Professor Yigan really can't think of anyone else in this world who is Mr. Qiushui's opponent.

Of course, what "killing millions of soldiers in the poetry world" is talking about poetry. In fact, academic research does not have to be limited to poetry, but can also study other aspects. For example, the study of some documentary materials, or the study of famous works. In this way, it can avoid a direct collision with the autumn water. However, who knows if this guy Qiushui is a learned generalist. Take a look at the Hou Yi Shooting Sun he wrote, this is definitely a thorough study of the literature and historical materials, which created such a bullish myth.

Moreover, not to mention Hou Yi's shooting of the sun, the "Way of the University" he wrote is much more classic than a large number of documents and historical materials.

Those who have great talents have already written about philosophy education throughout China, what literature are you still studying.

It's not a comparison, this comparison, damn, this is not a dimensional existence at all.

Not to mention the writing aspect.

Look at Fang Xingjian's kid writing prose, now it is estimated that he wants to die.

Do you want to compare prose with Qiushui and give you a chance, you don't have the guts?

But there are still some opportunities to write novels. After all, Qiushui has written so many articles, but he has never written any novels. However, there must be such a thing as fiction to be artistic. However, it is precisely the novel that is the most difficult to academicize. Unless you write a work such as the four famous novels, otherwise, no matter how well you write and sell well, it will only be a best-selling novel.

Are best-selling novels worth looking into?

It's certainly worth looking into.

But can best-selling novels make it to the temple?

Nonsense, of course not.

These professors are shrewd people, who know who can afford to be offended, and who they dare not even touch.

At this time, the one in Mizuki BBS, whether it is real Qiushui or fake Qiushui, they don't want to touch Qiushui's mold.

I have to say how wise these professors are in their thinking.

When they made the decision to kill and were unwilling to PK with Mr. Qiushui, another essay written by "Qiushui" was released.

The name of this essay is called: From Baicaotang to.

It doesn't matter if you don't know the meaning of the title for the time being, just look at the text and you will know how classic this prose is.

[Not to mention the green cabbage furrows, the smooth stone well bars, the tall honey locust trees, and the purple-red mulberries; there is no need to say that the cicadas are moaning in the leaves, and the fat wasps are lying on the cauliflowers, and they call the Son of Heaven lightly, and suddenly rush from the grass to the clouds. The short mud walls around it alone are infinitely interesting. Lacewings sing here, and crickets play their harps here. When you open the broken bricks, you will sometimes encounter centipedes, and cantharids, if you press your fingers on its spine, it will slap and spew a puff of smoke from the back of the hole......]

Is this poetry?

No.

This is an essay.

To be precise, it's a poetic prose. (To be continued.) )