Chapter 289: Let you see what it means to be a great god-level operation
Xiang Ling has been very busy at work recently, so busy that he often works overtime, because autumn is the epidemic prevention season, many pet owners will choose to inject their pets in this season, which also suffers the little monkey, every day holding the window and waiting for a long time, until I saw Xiang Ling enter the door, then jumped down from the window sill, ran to her face, raised his paws high to eat.
"Oh, for you!" Xiang Ling pushed the door in, handed the little monkey a piece of candy, the little monkey skillfully peeled off the candy paper and stuffed it into his mouth, swayed to the sofa, and lay down to look at the old turtle lying under the sofa with his eyes closed, and suddenly quacked, come and see, this guy is showing his head!
The old turtle just smiled honestly, and when he saw Xiang Ling coming back, he was relieved, slowly climbed to the food bowl, ate a mouthful of turtle food, looked at Xiang Ling, who was sitting down to eat with Wang Jie, and nodded slowly.
After eating, Wang Jie hugged his mobile phone to watch the news, and the little monkey also came over, tilting his head to watch him play with his mobile phone, although he couldn't understand it, but seeing Wang Jie's very serious appearance, he also followed the pretending seriously.
Xiang Ling sat aside to play entertainment, which aroused the monkey's great interest, and he immediately pushed Wang Jie, twisted his ass and squeezed between the two, squatted on the sofa, held his chin with his hand, and watched her play games with excitement.
"Alas, it's failed again!" Xiang Ling patted his phone in annoyance, the little monkey chirped, Xiang Ling turned his head and touched the little monkey's head, "Do you want to play? Come and I'll teach you, you see, a few colors put together, a little, it's gone......"
The little monkey nodded as if he didn't understand, raised his paw and touched the screen of the mobile phone, and immediately came the prompt sound of the system, and he screamed happily, and his two paws scratched his chest, looking very excited.
"Oh, let's play with you!" Xiang Ling handed the phone to the little monkey, leaned over to Wang Jie, and leaned on his shoulder, "Brother Jie, don't look at the phone, tell me a story......"
"That'...... I'll tell you a story about selling a girl's matches......" Wang Jie raised his head slightly, looked at the ceiling, and made up the story faintly, Xiang Ling listened to it with a happy face, and patted him from time to time, laughing and scolding, he would make it up blindly, and the little matches were all adult traffickers......
The little monkey held the mobile phone and kept pressing.
After the story was told, Xiang Ling quietly stood up and came to the little monkey's side, with his hands behind his back, smiling and watching the little guy play the game.
The little monkey was stuck in the eighty-seventh level, so angry that he threw the mobile phone on the sofa, wow wow screaming, and when he looked up and saw Xiang Ling smiling at him, the little monkey immediately picked up the mobile phone obediently, puffed up his cheeks and blew the ash on it, and rubbed it clean with his hairy little paws, and smiled at Xiang Ling with a flattering smile.
This monkey didn't break the hostess's mobile phone, you see, you see......
Xiang Ling touched the little monkey's head, took the phone and looked at it, it was almost out of battery.
However, Xiao Xiaole was beaten by the monkey all the way from the forty-fifth level to the eighty-seventh level, and Xiang Ling was dumbfounded, isn't this little monkey so smart?
The point is, I only taught him once!
"Monkeys are the smartest primates, especially this golden snub-nosed monkey, and their IQ is far beyond that of ordinary animals...... "or ......" Wang Jie said slowly.
"What do you want to do with the little monkey? I can't make a movie, it's such a cute and beautiful monkey, I don't want it to be called by others......"
"Don't worry, I won't be wronged again......" Wang Jie smiled and winked at Xiangling.
He played a game of Go on his mobile phone and taught the little monkey to play Go every day, but the little monkey was not interested in this kind of game with only black and white at all, and he had to wait until Wang Jie became angry and turned his face to sit on the sofa obediently, tilting his head to play a game with him.
Of course, every time it is the little monkey who loses.
Slowly, the little monkey was extremely resistant to this kind of board game, and every time Wang Jie asked him to play a game, the little monkey would put his two paws to his ears and pretend not to hear.
Wang Jie dragged it to the coffee table like a dead dog, and the little monkey looked at the mobile phone screen with a helpless face, learning the way the fat man smashed alfalfa grass, grinning his teeth, and teasing while Wang Jie was not paying attention.
"Would you like to have a good time?" Wang Jie was so lonely that the little monkey hid on the stairs and grimaced at him, don't go and don't torture the monkey!
So Wang Jie simply put a king glory in his mobile phone, and was abused by people every day, for three days, but he was still a bronze, and every time he was reported by someone to maliciously give away his head.
Wang Jie couldn't stand it anymore, threw his phone on the sofa, and went to the kitchen to cook.
The little monkey slipped over quietly, picked up Wang Jie's mobile phone and looked at it, this is a five-on-five King Canyon match, Wang Jie's hero is Zhaojun, who has set an excellent record of 0:10, and a large number of people below scolded the hang-up, the language was very vulgar, and the attitude was extremely rough, so that Wang Jie had to sigh at the low quality of the Chinese people.
The little monkey seemed to be very interested in this kind of game with a strong sense of graphics, and he scratched his ears and cheeks with joy, and slapped his paws on the screen of his mobile phone, almost breaking the glass screen.
Wang Jie hurriedly ran out with a handful of celery, snatched the mobile phone from the little monkey's paws, the little monkey raised his head, looked at him pitifully with black eyes, pointed to his head, and pointed to his mobile phone, scratched his cheeks, and hissed.
"Want to play?" Wang Jie asked with consciousness, and the little monkey immediately understood, clapped his head and nodded, making Wang Jie laugh.
"If you want to play, I'll teach you!" Wang Jie put the celery aside, picked up the phone, grabbed the monkey's paw, and let it learn to control it first.
The little monkey's paws pressed the arrow keys randomly, and Wang Jie had a headache, and wanted to snatch the phone to prevent him from playing, but the little monkey grinned, and his two paws held the phone and refused to let go.
"Obedient, follow what I taught, do you know the little thing?" Wang Jie was helpless, so he had to hold the little monkey in both hands and teach it how to move, how to be obscene under the tower, and how to rob people's heads......
The little monkey listened very carefully, and would bark twice at the key point, scratching his head, indicating that he did not understand.
Wang Jie had no choice but to repeat it.
After listening to Wang Jie's explanation, the little monkey nodded fiercely and waved his hand at him, the master and the monkey will know, you hurry up and cook!
"This dead monkey, the church kicked me away......" Wang Jie shook his head helplessly, grabbed celery and went into the kitchen.
When he finished the meal and came to the living room, the little monkey was happily playing with his mobile phone.
"Let me see how well Comrade Dasheng plays?" Wang Jie looked at it, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly, the little monkey rushed all the way to the other party's tower, and saw the beautiful Comrade Zhaojun being killed by the tower, and the screen instantly went gray.
"Squeak ......" The little monkey scratched his head anxiously, and when he saw Wang Jie coming, he hurriedly stuffed the mobile phone into his hand, why didn't the screen light up, was it broken?
Wang Jie smiled and touched the little monkey's head and sat on the sofa, "Don't worry, let you see what is called a god-level operation!"
There is no lie on the introduction.,There will be pets that fight the glory of the king.,But it's not a cat.,The cat's paws can't be stretched out, so the author chose the monkey.,Haha,It's so smart.,Give yourself a thumbs up!