Everyone went to the grave of Dian Wei's parents to pay respects in the original order, and by the way, they ate the simple Chinese food they brought with them here, which was used as a picnic. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wang Yun nibbled on a braised chicken leg and blurted out while chewing: "Big one, why did you beat people to death in the first place?"

"When the army asked a company of us to capture a group of pirates and track down their lair, I was the first to go into their caves, and when I saw the pirates torturing the girls they had captured, I couldn't help it, so I killed them all. Dian Wei buried his head in gnawing on a braised elbow and replied without raising his head.

"How many people?" Wang Yun said curiously.

"Fifty-seven, they took the girls as no one else, kept them with domestic animals, forced them to have sex with them in search of excitement, and I screwed their heads off. Dian Wei urn was angry, as if telling someone else's story.

Wang Yun gasped, this guy, he thought he was killing a handful of people, then he knew that he had killed fifty-seven pirates, and the methods were cruel, it seemed that Dian Wei's ruthlessness must be one hundred points.

Li Bai couldn't help but shout: "Dian Wei, you are too cruel!"

Dian Wei snorted, finally raised his head from the braised elbow, and said seriously: "Xiaobai, you didn't see the tragic scene of those girls, I never regretted killing these fifty-seven scumbags, if I never did it now, I would still take action immediately." ”

Wang Xifeng was puzzled: "You killed all the bad guys, so why do you still have a serious case record?"

Zhuge Liang immediately explained: "He was a soldier at that time, and these people should be tried by the court, and he should not be killed, but he was just expelled from the army and retained the record of serious cases, which is already the military's care for him." ”

Dian Wei said hatefully: "If those pirates are tried by the court, it is estimated that they will only be put to death by lethal injection, these guys are too cheap, I just want them to die a good death." ”

Zhuge Liang said with a smile: "If the boss is elected as the captain of the Heavenly Sphere, let him give you an amnesty and erase your criminal record." ”

Dian Wei was pleasantly surprised: "This is okay?"

Wang Yun said unashamedly: "Why not? As long as I am the head of the Heavenly Sphere, I can naturally withdraw your case record, but I have to be the one." ”

Ma Feifei's mouth pursed: "I know how to say empty words!"

Dian Wei said seriously: "Boss, I think you will definitely be able to run for the captain of the Heavenly Sphere." ”

Wang Xifeng took care of everything: "You can rest assured, when Xiaoyun becomes the captain of the heavenly sphere, I will immediately ask him to pardon you." ”

It seems that the entire Wang family, Aunt Xifeng and Dian Wei have the most confidence in themselves, and these two people are also the least educated, Wang Yun thought to himself.

Everyone talked and laughed, and after lunch, they went to the grave of Li Bai's parents to pay respects.

Li Bai thought that he was going to travel far away, but he cried in front of his parents' graves, Ma Feifei also accompanied her to shed tears, Wang Yun put on a "chameleon mask", and also cried with him, he must give Xiaobai a good impression.

Zhuge Liang, Wang Xifeng, and Dian Wei had no tears to shed, so they had to pretend to be sad.

Finally went to Zhuge Liang's parents' cemetery, Wang Xifeng babbled, saying that the blind man had never been here, and it was like a pig's nest, overgrown with weeds and garbage, and then began to clean up with everyone.

Zhuge Liang was furious at first, and then he was greatly moved, looking at the cemetery of his parents with a new face, he didn't know what to say to Wang Xifeng's vicious language, so he had to crawl on the ground and kowtow.

Li Bai laughed in a low voice: "Auntie, don't you kneel down to worship your in-laws?"

Wang Xifeng's face blushed rarely, and he yelled: "You little white, what nonsense, even I have made it up." ”

Li Bai immediately revealed: "I heard Uncle Liang reading love poems to you that day!"

Wang Xifeng was stunned: "What kind of love poem, isn't the blind man reciting it? I don't even know what he reads every day when he wanders around me." ”

Everyone else was dumbfounded, and Zhuge Liang was even more dumbfounded, it turned out that he had been playing the piano to the cow, and he was ashamed for a while: "Yes, yes, I'm just endorsing." ”

Zhuge Liang's face was embarrassed, Ma Feifei and Li Bai were out of breath with laughter, and Dian Wei laughed directly.

Wang Yun was a little worried that Zhuge Liang's impression of his aunt would be greatly reduced, so he found an opportunity to say to Zhuge Liang alone: "My aunt's cultural level is not high, do you really want to beat her idea?"

Zhuge Liang saw that there was no one around, and said with a smile: "I am forty-seven years old this year, and I have seen a lot of things, what is the great thing about your aunt's low level of education? My requirements for my partner are different from you young people, but it seems that I have to take other means." ”

Wang Yun thought about it, and didn't know what to say, he did have a generation gap with a middle-aged uncle, not to mention that this middle-aged uncle was still the kind that had been weathered and suffered hardships.

Zhuge Liang ran to mutter to Wang Xifeng for a while, and when he saw that as he spoke, Wang Xifeng blushed a little, shaking his head and nodding his head.

Everyone is curious, could it be that Uncle Liang expressed his heart to Wang Xifeng, and they are all looking forward to it.

It seems that Zhuge Liang finally persuaded Wang Xifeng, after the two came over, Wang Xifeng's face was flushed, and his eyes were a little uncomfortable, but Zhuge Liang asked Wang Yun and a few people to wait for the two of them outside the cemetery first, saying that they had something to do with Wang Xifeng.

Everyone was full of curiosity, knowing that since Zhuge Liang told them to avoid it, he would definitely not reveal the truth, so they all ran outside the cemetery and waited, guessing what the two were going to do.

Wang Yun guessed that the two of them must be going to worship the elders of both sides separately inside.

Ma Feifei guessed that the two must be looking for a special place inside to witness their relationship.

Li Bai guessed that the two of them must have made an unswerving oath of life and death to many undead inside.

Dian Wei guessed that the two must want to fight in the field.

This speculation was immediately reprimanded by Wang Yun and the others, Ma Feifei and Li Bai blushed and beat Dian Wei for a while, this guy easily blocked it, ran to the side and smirked at himself.

Li Bai really couldn't help but gossip, and flattered: "Sister Ma, Auntie likes you so much, you can ask her when you come out." ”

Ma Feifei was a little proud and immediately agreed.

The four of them waited here for a long time before they saw Zhuge Liang and Wang Xifeng walking out talking and laughing, as if they had put down some baggage.

Everyone will gather and rush back to the parking lot to pick up the car.

Ma Feifei pulled Wang Xifeng to walk behind, and the two muttered, and heard Fei Fei exclaim: "So that's the case!"

Li Bai subconsciously asked, "What's the matter?"

As soon as she blurted out this sentence, she regretted it, and she should have quietly asked Sister Ma.

I heard Wang Xifeng say with a big grin: "It's nothing, the blind man said that the three wives he died and the three wives who died of mine were all lonely underground, and he taught me to do a ritual, and we let them combine freely underground, match each other, and have a good response." ”

Only then did Wang Yun and the others understand that the two of them were in it to match their dead wife Lalang, and they were a little stunned.

Zhuge Liang shook his head helplessly and said, "Didn't you say yes?"

Wang Xifeng's eyes widened: "This is not an ugly thing to see, what is there to dodge? I think you are a blind man who likes to pretend to be a god and play a ghost!"

Wang Yun thought about it and understood, this Zhuge Liang really has a lot of ghost ideas, what kind of underground matching, I want to dispel Aunt Xifeng's concerns first.

This old guy is really sleek, since the underground ones are all paired, will the above-ground ones be far away?