Yitian's wonderful, but it makes the research of others more and more careful. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Originally, some extremely unnoticeable details, a sentence, or even a word were investigated to the bottom of the matter, and countless truths were found.

Just as Zhang Sanfeng had a crush on Guo Xiang after he was exposed, some researchers quickly gave another new explanation. thinks that Guo Xiang had clearly hinted to him when he sent things to Zhang Sanfeng back then, telling Zhang Sanfeng to take the bracelet to her parents Guo Jing and Huang Rong when he was free. Obviously, this looking for Guo Jing and Huang Rong is just a word off, and the real meaning is to ask Zhang Sanfeng to find Guo Xiang himself. After all, girls, I'm embarrassed to say it so obviously, but Zhang Sanfeng's EQ is too low, so I didn't understand this meaning at all.

even felt that going to find Guo Xiang's parents would be looked down upon, and it was better to struggle alone, and as a result, this struggle lasted for more than 100 years. Guo Xiang saw that Zhang Sanfeng's emotional intelligence was too low, so he had no idea about it, so he left home.

Such research can be said to blind the eyes of countless people.

However, this kind of research has also created a stream of countless spoofs of Huang Yifan's martial arts novels.

So, here's the problem.

Yang Guo actually broke his right hand, may I ask, how did he cut his nails?

Mei Chaofeng practiced the Nine Yin White Bone Armor, how did she wipe her buttocks?

Xiao Zhao has been chained, excuse me, how does she wear panties?

Although these questions seem to be obviously parody or even mischievous, there is certainly no answer. But you also have to feel that there are so many talents in the world, even for such questions, there are still people who give answers.

To answer the first question first, Yang Guo broke his right hand, may I ask, how did he cut his nails?

Sister, do you still have to answer this question? Can't you bite with your teeth without cutting your nails with your right hand, my three-year-old son can.

The second question is a little difficult: Mei Chaofeng's cultivation of the Nine Yin White Bone Claw nails must be very long, and it may not be convenient to hold the paper. However, in ancient times, there was a way to solve the problem of wiping the buttocks, such as "toilet chips". The so-called toilet chip is to use bamboo chips to cut into a suitable shape to solve personal hygiene problems. Of course, this cost is somewhat high. However, do you think that a martial arts master like Mei Chaofeng will have no money? Therefore, although it is not convenient for Mei Chaofeng to use paper for long nails, he can use bamboo chips.

The last one: Xiao Zhao has been chained, and the question of how to wear underwear should be the most difficult one.

In fact, this involves a branch of geomathematics: "topology". This discipline is also called "the science of rubber film", for example, draw a big circle on a balloon, no matter how you pull the balloon, what shape the two circles become, but the small circle is always in the big circle, topology is a science to study this kind of thing. Of course, if you don't understand, it doesn't matter, I'll use four pictures to show you how Xiao Zhao changed his underwear while locking the chain.

The first picture: Xiao Zhao can first wear his underwear from the bottom to the top into the chain, and then wear it on his right foot.

The second picture: After putting the underwear on the right foot, pull the underwear to the chain, then move the underwear to the chain on the left foot, note that the underwear is placed on the inside of the chain from the top down.

The third picture: The panties pass through the chain of the left foot and then enter the left foot.

Fourth picture: The last step is to lift the underwear, and the step of putting on the underwear is completed.

Recently, I won the Nobel Prize in Physics for a research result based on "topology", so I know why you can't win the Nobel Prize, because you don't think about how Xiao Zhao changed his underwear.

Seeing these divine questions and divine replies, even Huang Yifan, who was standing on the side, almost spurted blood.

However, he will not stop this.

Because, at this time, after Huang Yifan finished updating the chapter of Yitian, he was writing a mythological story.

Yes.

Mr. Qiushui hasn't been bubbling for a long time, and if he doesn't bubble again, I'm afraid some people will really think that he is hanging.

After all, in their eyes, Mr. Qiushui should be very old, and it is possible to hang up at any time.

In order to prove that he is not dead, and in order to shock others again, Huang Yifan wrote with a pen.

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"Guys, have you heard any news from Mr. Qiushui lately?"

Chen Liangjie asked in the group.

"No, what's wrong?"

"No, I just want to see Mr. Qiushui's works too much, but unfortunately, Mr. Qiushui can't write a few works a year. ”

"Hehe, it's better to look at Professor Huang. ”

"Which Professor Huang?"

"Huang Yifan, he recently became a professor of Mizuki, and several of his recent works are very good. It's not as good as Mr. Qiushui, but it's good to relax and have fun. And, while relaxing, you might be able to understand some great truths from the inside. ”

"It turned out to be him, I know, my son is his fan. However, as I get older, I have no interest in these entertaining novels. On the contrary, I am very interested in those warning sayings, and of course, I am more interested in the myths written by Mr. Qiushui. ”

"Alas, you can only wait for Mr. Qiushui's article for this request. However, Huang Yifan also wrote several similar articles not long ago, like lychee honey and peanuts...... Wait, I think it's good. ”

"I also read the lychee honey that Huang Yifan wrote before, and the writing is okay, it feels very good to read, and it is also very in the style of Mr. Qiushui. If he keeps going in this direction, I think there is no limit to what he can achieve in the future. It's just that this guy doesn't seem to be interested in this, and comes and goes to write his business novels. I wondered, does this guy like money so much?"

"Young people are naturally interested in money. But if you look at the articles written by Mr. Qiushui, although they are very good and classic, it seems that there are really few articles that have received manuscript fees. However, Mr. Qiushui's realm is estimated to not have much feeling for money, but he is old, and he may not be able to write when he will not write, or when he will not be able to write,"

"I know, so I have been silently wishing Mr. Qiushui a long life in my heart. ”

"Live a long life, you are cursing Mr. Qiushui to die quickly, I estimate that Mr. Qiushui should be in his 90s, or even 100 years old. ”

"Ah, ah, sorry, sorry...... That wishes a long life and a thousand years of life. ”

Chen Liangjie burst into tears and kept apologizing.

"Alas, Mr. Qiushui, when will I wait for your work? ”

After chatting with a group of netizens in the group for a while, Chen Liangjie was a little depressed, reluctantly picked up the Youth Daily, then put it down, and finally picked it up again: "Forget it, although Mr. Qiushui hasn't written an article in the Youth Daily for a long time, but if Mr. Qiushui remembers to write something one day? If I miss it, I'm afraid I will regret it incomparably." ”

didn't want to miss Mr. Qiushui, Chen Liangjie picked up Youth Daily again.

Maybe Chen Liangjie's persistence has been rewarded, or maybe Chen Liangjie's luck is good today, and four big words appeared in this issue of Youth Daily: Mr. Qiushui. and, under Mr. Qiushui's pen name, a myth and legend: Xingtian Dance Ganqi.

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ps: Mr. Qiushui said, hurry up and hand over the monthly pass, reward, recommendation, and everything, otherwise, it will disappear for half a year immediately. (To be continued.) )