Chapter 133 316 Dormitory Bubble Girl Three Stunts

(Ask the brothers for Monday's recommendation and reward, and teach the brothers these three tricks, there is wood useful, should you throw the recommendation and reward over!)

Hua Tianyu also had no choice, Wang Lei had the key to his residence. Among the brothers, if you want to talk about intimacy, it's really the same. But the same is the same, there is still a certain difference between intimacy and intimacy. Wang Lei belongs to the one closest to Hua Tianyu.

He secretly brought Xiaoli to Hua Tianyu to roll the sheets, if Wang Lei didn't say it, Hua Tianyu wouldn't know, the key was that Wang Lei brought Xiaoli to the day, and Hua Tianyu came back halfway through.

What makes Hua Tianyu angry the most is that Wang Lei and Xiaoli are rolling the sheets in his bedroom, if you are in the kitchen, balcony, sofa, even if you go to Wei Shengjin's room, Wei Shengjin is not there anyway, he doesn't know after you roll, you have to run to his bed and roll, this is called Hua Tianyu's embarrassment.

It wasn't until Wang Lei came out of his bedroom with his bare butt after finishing his work and saw Hua Tianyu standing at the door struggling to retreat that he knew how much the battle just now had made Hua Tianyu too happy.

Wang Lei is also thick-skinned and not shy, so he greeted Hua Tianyu with a smile. But Xiao Li is different, she and Wang Lei were bumped into by Hua Tianyu the second time they cheated, this time they ran directly to Hua Tianyu's bed and rolled the sheets, she didn't even dare to look at Hua Tianyu from beginning to end.

Several brothers came to Hua Tianyu, and the topic all revolved around the selection of the top ten people who moved Liaodong.

The result of the explosion of the circle of friends is that the result of the vote on Hualuo is second only to the CEO of the state-owned enterprise, that is, the one who bought more than half of the Liaodong Daily, and I don't know if this person's deeds are too awesome, tens of thousands of students of Tianning Medical University, plus the peripheral WeChat circle of friends, did not pull this from the first position.

According to Gao Weidong's words, it was the boss of a state-owned enterprise who blew up the sky.

The end of the year is about to end, and several brothers are going home for the New Year, everyone comes to him, and Hua Tianyu ordered takeout in the evening, and ordered two boxes of beer, and everyone drank together.

When men talk together, it is nothing more than power, money and women, which is an eternal topic when male animals are together.

Power is not currently in the hands of students of their level, so talking about it is nothing more than money and women.

When the topic chats with women from the right, it is a little unbearable. They are all young men in their twenties, with a few bottles of wine in their stomachs, and when they talk about women, they all seem to have been beaten with chicken blood.

Talk about which girl is beautiful, which one has a good figure, which one has big boobs, and which one will snort. Chinese and modern women, old and young, all squirt.

Chatting and chatting about rolling the sheets, there are several experienced in the dormitory, and there are also inexperienced, Xiao Jiang has not even had a girlfriend in college for five years, and he is almost blank in this regard.

Wang Lei hugged Xiao Jiang to introduce the experience, he said: "I tell you Xiao Jiang, girl, you have to chase after it, don't mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mouth should be sweet, hands should be fast, you have to make a move when you should shoot, the more you hesitate, the more girls look down on you, big man, you have to jump neatly and crisply."

Don't talk about feelings, talking about feelings hurts people, what is the most important thing in this era, and the most important thing is to fight guns. If you look at it, you go up directly and ask: no, no, no. Then change to the next one, everyone is so busy, whoever has time to talk about feelings, if it's okay, roll the sheets, if not, let's change it.

I tell you three tips for picking up girls: selling cuteness, pretending to be cute, and being a real hooligan!!"

Xiao Jiang glared at those ignorant eyes and asked, "What do you mean?"

Wang Lei exclaimed: "Let me tell you, these three moves seem simple, but they contain great practicality and flexibility, which can be used separately in a single move, or in a chain combination of transformations. It is definitely the strongest pickled girl Aoyi in the world. In front of these three moves, Shenma pretended to be sad, pretended to be literary and artistic, and Pavlov took the sister's method, which were all floating clouds. ”

Li Wei couldn't help but say, "Don't talk nonsense, get to the point." ”

When several brothers saw what Wang Lei said, they all came over to listen.

Wang Lei said: "Listen well, I said these three tricks, as long as you learn them, it is invincible and invincible, let's talk about selling cuteness first." It is best understood in the literal sense that it is nothing more than pretending to be innocent and pretending to be cute. It's just that you should pay attention when using it.,It's mainly effective for little Lori or mature sister.。

Lori, who is smaller than herself, sells cuteness, and you can deliberately let her know that you are joking, and then have a sense of excitement and shyness to be teased, and the deer in her heart is rambling.

Sell cuteness to mature sisters, you have to pretend that you are cute, a teenager like a younger brother, and the sisters will naturally love well, which is the blooming of maternal instinct. But one thing to remember, don't sell cuteness to girls of your age, it's easy to be completely ineffective, and maybe you will be directly treated as a little pseudo-girl.

Let me tell you, the devil is in the details. This thing has to be learned and used, and the most important thing is to have it at your fingertips, and the big killer weapon of the betrayal alliance is props, such as small animals.

It's okay to feed the cat downstairs for the girl, cover Wang Wangjun from the rain when it rains, squat on the side of the road and chat with the little sparrow, absolutely natural cute, cute. And most girls who like animals are good girls, and those who don't like animals are basically perverts. Be careful that the little jj will be cut off after dating.

Basically, there is not much harm in selling cuteness, but the effect is also limited, and it can only play a role in setting up the beginning of the relationship between the characters. As for further development, such as undressing, kissing, these key plot points, selling cuteness is not very useful. At the same time, don't go too far to sell cuteness, it must be revealed naturally, if it develops into a tragic bird. ”

Wang Lei is boastful, this guy doesn't know where he heard this set of theories, he talks about the truth, Xiao Jiang is the simplest, staring at Wang Lei without blinking, and his desire for knowledge and the pursuit of knowledge are absolutely serious.

Li Wei listened to what Wang Lei said a little interestingly, and urged him to say what the second move was.

Wang Lei said: "Listen well, the second trick is to pretend to be naΓ―ve." To put it bluntly, it's pretending to be honest. This trick is of little use to little girls who are not deeply involved in the world, and little girls like to swagger a little.

However, it is definitely effective for older girls. What girl hasn't met **** when she was young? What girl hasn't been hurt? In an era when everyone else wants to put your hand in her crotch, you even touch her hand and say you're sorry. When she is in a hurry to knit a sweater for ****, but you take the initiative to ******** for her, then you will succeed in attracting her attention, lowering her vigilance, and then stimulating her enthusiasm to take the initiative to tease you.

The most important point is that pretending to be honest is omnipotent, even if it doesn't succeed, it is harmless, and no matter what your own conditions are, you still have a chance of success if you grow into a god.

Even if you are five big and three coarse, and you are obscene, then you pretend to be honest, and you are definitely an iron man and tender. But if you go to sell cuteness, then you have to give people thunder.

The third trick is to be a real hooligan. Scoundrels are known to everyone, but what about what Shenma is called a real hooligan? A real hooligan means that you have to be more ruthless than a hooligan, you have to be more powerful than a hooligan, you can't be cowardly, you have to be consistent with your words and deeds. The academic basis for this is the Stockholm effect. In other words, let the target girl have a process of resisting, frightening, acquiescing, and dying. The ancients said, "Master, you should follow the old man." The word "from" is of great significance.

Another example is Simon's big officials and hooligans, right? But they have five wives.

The core of a real rascal is stability. Permit. Vicious. For example, if you say that I like you, your hand has to follow quickly. For example, if you have an ambiguous goodbye female netizen on the Internet, don't be polite, just drag it to bed.

For another example, when you encounter a lovelorn young woman's sister complaining to you that her man is not good to her, you can't just condemn him verbally, you have to give him a shot directly.

All in all, to be a real hooligan, you have to be hard on the mouth and hard on the body, and your head is dirty, your words and deeds have to be dirty, in fact, this trick is very easy to succeed. It's just that everyone doesn't dare to use it, one is to save face, and the other is that if you miscalculate, or if a woman learns to fight, it's easy to be a tragedy. ”

Li Wei said: "I'm X, Lei Zi, when did you learn it, this is a set, you use these three tricks to deal with a few, get a few beds." ”

Wang Lei said with a smile: "I'm talking about theoretical knowledge, theory knows what it is, that is, I only know theory, not experience, I want to seek the truth, you look for the boss." I tell you, I have lived for more than 20 years, except for our boss, I have never admired others, if you want to learn experience, you ask the boss. ”

Li Wei said: "That's right, our boss will challenge the high difficulty, from the school flower to the school grass, from the school grass to the big star, the boss is all killed, big brother, please accept the brothers' knees and teach us your experience." ”

"Fuck off. Hua Tianyu scolded with a smile. One by one, these guys will talk nonsense. He called Xiao Jiang over and said: "Don't listen to their nonsense one by one, keep your heart, what to do and what to do, it's chaotic outside, that's someone else's chaos, keep your own heart, your own heart is not chaotic, others don't do our business." ”

Xiao Jiang didn't seem to understand when he heard it, and asked after holding back for a long time: "Boss, what does it feel like to do that kind of thing." ”

Hua Tianyu drank half of the wine and immediately sprayed Xiao Jiang's face. Mud horse, Hua Tianyu almost didn't scold, he was still a virgin, Xiao Jiang asked him, what kind of international joke is he making.

This sentence was said to him for nothing.