Chapter 15: The ...... of Being Reborn as a Woman
The efficiency of the campaign company is really high, and it is familiar with the way, not to mention the banners, the two bamboo poles tied to the banners are ready, the long signature is in line with the standard, and other posters, leaflets, and various slogans printed with Wang Yun's portrait occupy a room. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
As for the horns, microphones, loudspeakers, small flags, ribbons, paper cups, wooden signs, wooden boards, parasols, small walkie-talkies, heated tea buckets and coffee barrels and other items, they are well prepared, and even there are hundreds of sun hats, although simple, they can be regarded as props.
Wang Yun has the urge to paste his image all over the streets and alleys like an advertisement in his previous life, and after thinking about it, not only is Tianqiu not allowed by law, but if people add the words "license" or "abortion" to their mobile phone number, it will be completely ruined.
It is necessary to get another mobile phone, and I was about to report to my aunt, Wang Xifeng had already laughed and ran over, hugged him, and smiled like an old fox: "Our Xiaoyun is the most powerful, he actually won this guy three million, if there is no aunt here, I will marry you a daughter-in-law in the future." ”
Wang Yun shuddered, and hurriedly said that this was his campaign fund, and Aunt Xifeng immediately changed her face, saying that if she knew that he was using this money to spend all her time, she would immediately cut off his pocket money.
Temporarily deaf, Wang Yun sorted out those campaign props into a room and began to plan the accommodation of his two subordinates.
This duplex suite has two living rooms, one large and one small, a large dining room, a large kitchen, two bathrooms and seven bedrooms on the lower floor, and two bathrooms and six bedrooms on the upper floor.
He and his aunt live upstairs, Zhuge Liang and Dian Wei live downstairs, fortunately, the space is very high, but it will not let Dian Wei come to bow his head and bend over, and there is a large bedroom on the lower floor, which is the decoration of tatami mats, you can fall on it and sleep, even the bed is saved, otherwise you have to customize a bed for him.
The predecessor has no concept of a study, Wang Yun specially arranged a study upstairs, and Zhuge Liang also arranged a downstairs, Dian Wei arranged a gym, anyway, the predecessor's fitness equipment is sufficient.
followed the announcement that the small living room was his own internal conference room, Aunt Xifeng looked at him busy, and was a little in a trance for a while, and raised her fingers to count, it seems that today is not April Fool's Day.
Unconsciously according to the command of this nephew, the bedding and sheets are all ready, and other daily necessities are also available, and all the arrangements have been made, and the two subordinates can directly carry their bags and stay, it is already past four o'clock in the afternoon.
Wang Yun thought about it, this Dian Wei alone is equivalent to the amount of food for six people, and there are two more big men in the family, and my aunt must be too busy to be busy, so I discussed with my aunt and asked her to invite another servant to come, so as not to tire herself.
Wang Xifeng was first taken aback by Dian Wei's amount of food, and then nodded again and again, saying that he would top it for a few days, anyway, there is a supermarket market downstairs, and it is not easy to meet a good domestic helper, so please take it slowly.
Speaking of the new mobile phone, Aunt Xifeng took out a new golden peach mobile phone and a new mobile phone card by tricks, and said a little hesitantly that the tail number of this new card is not very good, or she will go to change it for him tomorrow.
Wang Yun took the new card and looked at it, the tail number was 8888, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Why didn't you give me this mobile phone card with 8 last time?"
"What's so good about the tail numbers of these four penalties, the 7474 that you gave you last time, how good the momentum is. ”
Well, here's the celestial sphere!
"Auntie, what are you buying a few new mobile phones and mobile phone cards for?"
"Stinky boy, you still ask me, it's not that you often get drunk and lose your phone!"
This aunt ...... Wang Yun is really a little jealous of his predecessor.
Wang Xifeng's roar sounded: "Who is this lady's mobile phone, you dog, and said that you want to change your ways, which vixen's mobile phone is this!"
This one...... By the way, it's the Tyrannosaurus Rex's mobile phone, Ma Feifei is so murderous, just hang it in the window to ward off evil spirits.
"It was given by my girlfriend...... Oops, it's a very pure girlfriend...... Oops...... It's a warding off evil spirits...... Oops......"
"What's the deal with this little lady's mirror?"
"I picked it up...... Oops......"
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Seeing that it was about to be dinner time, Zhuge Liang was the first to arrive, carrying a black suitcase, dressed calmly and elegantly, light-colored cotton short-sleeved shirt, cotton dark trousers, handmade moccasins, his hair was shiny, the flies were unstable, and even the goat's beard was neatly trimmed, and the whole person was radiant, and he finally had the appearance of a lupine scarf.
As soon as he entered the door, he nervously bit Wang Yun's ear: "Your aunt won't dislike me for being poor, right?"
…… Do you want to add a line, are you afraid of losing my face or your face? This guy, Wang Yun was speechless for a while.
Aunt Xifeng was tinkling in the kitchen, and when she saw Zhuge Liang poking her head cautiously, she couldn't help laughing: "You old guy, you look like a dog." ”
Zhuge Liang was embarrassed and didn't know what to say, Wang Yun laughed and took him to settle down.
Before Dian Wei arrived, the call came first, and it turned out that he met the red-haired white girl who was kicked by Daji's high heels, and was pestered by the other party to say that he wanted to go to the boss to find a job as a domestic helper, and asked Wang Yun if he needed it.
Wang Yun thought about it, this girl is quite clever, but she doesn't know how her conduct is, so it's better to let Dian Wei bring it and open the eye of heaven to take a look.
Dian Wei soon brought the little girl here, he also brought a black gift box, still dressed in black, but it was completely a high-end uniform, and he looked much more energetic.
The white girl with her head bandaged, dressed plainly, with very fair skin, big green eyes, and a backpack on her back, timidly followed Dian Wei in.
Wang Yun took the two to the small living room, where Zhuge Liang was already leisurely drinking tea and waiting for them, but he was not restrained at all.
He motioned for everyone to sit down, stood up and smiled at the red-haired girl, "You have a million, so go do some small business, why bother to be a domestic servant." ”
"I grew up in an orphanage, and I only did housework, and I couldn't do anything else. The red-haired girl said blankly.
It turned out to be an orphan, but I don't know how to behave, let's take a look.
Target: Li Bai (red name)
Friendliness: 80
Tips: Wen Si Yong, but she has been an orphan since she was a child, and she has no time to study, as long as she is allowed to read books on her own for a year, she is a generation of writers, and she is a top pen!
Reborn as a woman's ...... Li bai?
Wang Yun almost bled from seven knots, is there any mistake??? Dianwei was reborn as a black man is surprising enough, Li Bai's reborn body is not only a white man, but also a woman!!
"You...... Your name is Li Bai?" Wang Yun stammered.
"Yes, boss, my name is Li Bai. The redhead stood up in panic.
No, this blow is too big, let's go to the code first!
Wang Yun looked at Li Bai and said, "Others laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh...... Ahem, it seems that this is not Li Bai's, think about what Li Bai's should be?"
Zhuge Liang, Dian Wei, and Li Bai looked at Wang Yun muttering there, and they didn't know what nerves he was making, for a while, "a line of egrets went to the blue sky" and a while "stopped and sat in love with Fenglin at night", and the three of them had a thought at the same time, could it be that the boss was infected by Cao Cao?
However, Li Bai was gradually attracted, his eyes were full of stars of admiration, and he blurted out: "The boss's poems are so beautiful!"
When Wang Yun said "the bright moonlight in front of the bed", she couldn't help but say: "It is suspected that it is frost on the ground!"
The code is right, it's really Li Bai!
Wang Yun's heart was full of joy, isn't this his royal pen! Immediately said with a smile: "Lao Li...... Xiaobai, how did you deal with it?"
Li Bai said shyly: "Boss, I don't know anything, I think the next sentence of this poem should be used to suspect that it is frost on the ground, and I don't know why." ”
Zhuge Liang smiled: "It turned out to be a pair, I will also come to the right, the bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground, how about it?"
Is this really Zhuge Liang?
Dian Wei was also interested, and said: "I'll try it, the bright moonlight in front of the bed, and the one-meter jar next to it, how about it?"
This must be Dian Wei!