Chapter 36: Light Rain Arrives Home
"What are you talking about?Xiaofeng, are you undergoing to smoke again!" came from the other side of the phone, and my mother's unkind tone came from the other side.
Li Feng: "〒_〒"
I muttered to myself, and my mother heard me, Mom, are you my own mother?
"Woo woo~ Mom, don't scold my brother anymore, or he'll me when I go back!" Li Xiaoyu fanned the flames next to him again, in fact, he was proud in his heart, let you find a girlfriend and see how I fix you.
"Apologize to your sister quickly, if I hear that your sister bullied her after she went back, you see that I won't beat you to death with a belt. ”
Mom's words are too domineering, Xiao Xianyu trembles all over, he is angry, and he can't fight with his mother, it's really hard to argue.
Li Feng could only remain silent.
"Woo woo~ Look brother, he won't talk anymore, he will definitely clean me up when I go back. ”
"Xiaofeng, didn't you hear what Mom said, apologize to your sister!" said Kiss Mom.
"Sister, I was wrong, I will never bully you again!" Li Feng gritted his teeth and said the last few words.
"What is your attitude? I'll let you call Xiaoyu sister!" Li Feng's attitude made Li's mother very unhappy, and finally emphasized very strongly, asking him to call Li Xiaoyu sister.
This girl will blow the wind in front of her mother, little girl, and I will definitely clean her up when I come back.
"Call sister!" said Li's mother.
Li Feng: "?_?"
"Xiaofeng, do you have to let your mother go to Yanjing?"
Li Feng cried, he really couldn't scream.
"Mom, hasn't the account been changed yet? Let's talk about it after it has been changed!" Li Feng discussed bitterly with his mother.
"You're excited about me, aren't you?" it seemed that Mama Li was angry. When her son is older, he doesn't listen to her.
"Mom, you better come to Yanjing to kill me!"
Call your sister sister, and you won't call him if you kill him, and you won't do it in this life.
…
After arguing with Li's mother for a while, Li Feng admitted his mistakes in vain, flattered him in every way, and finally got mixed up.
Of course, Mama Li said that it was impossible to come to Yanjing to clean up Li Feng, she was just angry.
After hanging up the phone, Li Feng angrily threw the phone on the sofa, picked up the water on the table and took a big sip.
"Little Niangpi, don't come back, come back and see how I clean you up!"
"Xiaofeng, let's stop bragging, okay!" Liu Xinxin's hand was still behind Li Feng's back, and he said casually.
"You~"
Li Feng was angry, and even his own girlfriend said this about himself, which was too faceless.
He held back for a long time, his face turned red, and finally he really didn't know what to say, so he slapped the table with both hands and said, "Eat!"
The sweet and delicious meal reached Li Feng's mouth, making him feel like a fly, and it was still surging in his mouth. There is always a bad breath in the heart, which runs through the whole body and mind.
"Xiaofeng, you see that the two of us make this fish very delicious, come, taste it!"
Liu Xinxin took a piece of fresh and tender fish meat with chopsticks and put it in Li Feng's bowl, wanting him to taste it.
"This green-headed fly is not delicious, I want to eat that black-headed one!"
Li Feng stared at Liu Xinxin, and stabbed the fish she put in his bowl with chopsticks like a sauce puree, and he was still angry about Liu Xinxin's scar just now.
"Green-headed!?black-headed!?flies. To eat... ”
Liu Xinxin sat on the chair in a daze, not understanding what Li Feng was talking about at all, and sat there with a blank face.
"Yes, I'm going to eat black-headed flies. Li Feng said with a grimace.
"Haha... Xiaofeng, why are your tastes so special!" Liu Xinxin raised her little hand and touched her little head, smiling awkwardly.
"I just knew, my taste is so special!"
"Then I'll buy a piece of meat tomorrow, and then let the meat give birth to maggots, and then let the maggots turn into flies, which are cleaner and more hygienic. ”
Liu Xinxin's little hand continued to scratch on her head, but the words she said almost didn't make Li Feng angry.
Maggots, flies, hygienic !!
Paralyze yourself and eat it yourself!
"Come, good wife, sit on your husband's lap!" Li Feng waved his hand to Liu Xinxin gently.
"What are you doing, eating!" Liu Xinxin was vigilant, she knew that she had overplayed, and Xiao Feng seemed to be going to clean her up.
"Come, come here!" The warm man Li Feng waved his hand again and asked Liu Xinxin to go to him.
No, Liu Xinxin could only twist and pinch step by step and turn around and walk towards Li Feng in the end, as if there was something behind her that made her very nostalgic, just the distance of the rice bar, she actually let her walk for a minute, and she didn't come to Li Feng in a daze.
When she finally walked in front of Li Feng, she sat on Li Feng's lap with some fear, raised her head and looked at Li Feng pitifully.
"Husband, let's eat!" this voice, how to listen to it, how to have no confidence.
"Eat, hehe, it's time to eat!" Li Feng smiled wickedly.
"Husband, you can't hit someone's little ass, when someone else comes, something will happen. ”
Li Feng: "......"
Made, bad luck, you can't snap, you can't fight, what do you want?
"Eat!" Li Feng said with a dark face.
…
After eating, the little couple watched TV on the sofa.
At three o'clock, Li Feng got up and went to the station to pick up the black-hearted sister.
As soon as I arrived downstairs, I saw Li Xiaoyu pulling a big luggage, wearing a big windbreaker, a peaked cap on his head, and a toad mirror on his eyes, walking towards this side with cat steps.
What kind of fuss is this? You think you're a big star, so well armed.
Obviously, Li Xiaoyu also saw Li Feng and Liu Xinxin, so he walked a few steps quickly to Li Feng.
Li Feng took the suitcase in her hand and said, "Xiaoyu, didn't you say that you arrived in Yanjing at four o'clock? Why did you stay so long in advance? And you are dressed like this~"
Seeing Li Xiaoyu's dress, Li Feng was speechless, "Xiaoyu, are you having convulsions?"
"Xiao Fengzai, do you have to let your mother come to Yanjing, you know what is the respect for sisters!"
As he spoke, Li Xiaoyu's little hand had already come to Li Feng's waist.
It's been a long time since I've screwed my brother, and I'm having fun today.
"Oops~ You little girl, screw me as soon as you meet~ Look at my nipple grabber~" Li Feng wanted to fight back.
"Ahem..."
Liu Xinxin couldn't bear it, she actually flirted and scolded in front of me, when I was air, and besides, I was my boyfriend, why did I flirt with you, a dead girl?
"There are outsiders here, save some face for you, now let go of your salted fish first!" Li Xiaoyu gave Li Feng a face-saving face.
"I~" Liu Xinxin pointed at herself angrily and looked at Li Xiaoyu, "I'm an outsider???"
"What's the drop? Is there something wrong with what I said?" Li Xiaoyu also stubbornly stopped.
Liu Xinxin was very angry, came to Li Feng, hugged his arm and said, "Look at it, who is an outsider, I am his girlfriend, but I am the one who wants to live with him for the rest of my life!"
Li Xiaoyu glanced at Li Feng and Liu Xinxin indifferently, and said with disdain: "Girlfriend or something, if you get tired of playing, you will change it, what kind of person is this." ”
"What is greasy or not, my husband will never be tired of me for the rest of his life, unlike some people who can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour!"
Before they could say a word, the two of them got on the bar, what can they do in the future.
Now Li Feng doesn't dare to interject, it is clear that as long as he interjects, the fire of the two will definitely rush to him, and in the end, it is himself who suffers.
So now, he pretended not to see it.
"Xiao Fengzai, are you a person? An outsider has bullied your sister, and you are still there like a nobody? Is it that your sister is not at home for two days, and your skin is loose?" Li Xiaoyu diverted his anger.
"Husband, your wife has been bullied like this by others, and you don't help me, do you have me in your heart. Liu Xinxin also shifted her target.
Li Feng:"&?''@,:... ,%‰。。。 ”
I've pretended to be transparent, and you're still using me to be angry, is my sister my own sister?
…
living room at home.
Li Feng sat on the sofa and crossed Erlang's legs, reaching out from time to time to take the things that Li Xiaoyu bought for her from her hometown.
Li Xiaoyu's big suitcase was like a treasure chest, and he took out all kinds of strange things from it from time to time.
Like buying for Li Feng, what wrists, electronic watches, comic books, game consoles... Wait, something you don't need.
Li Feng sometimes wondered why Li Xiaoyu kept buying himself some of these messy things, and they were all things that half-grown children played with.
Later, Li Feng also asked her, but Li Xiaoyu just smiled and didn't say anything. Every time I bought it and asked it, I was not interested in asking later, so Li Xiaoyu bought it and collected it directly.