Side story: The author's process of turning into a tank

A little digression at the beginning.,First of all, the apocalypse is clear.,The world line of this book is the product of the merger of Red Alert 3 and the worldview of the ship mother.,So there's no such thing as a mod against the sky!Please don't come to me with the end of the heart.,The end of the mind is indeed a great MOD.,But it has nothing to do with the EA official.,It's basically the world line that was forcibly opened up after Yuri's revenge.。 Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Therefore, this book will not involve Mental Omega and other mods, and this announcement is hereby made. (Version bugs will exist, after all, bugs are official stuff, right?) )

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"Here, take a hand. ”

The two of us struggled to remove the bed slats and carefully moved towards the window.

Now is a very important step, absolutely careful, absolutely fast, not to let those machine heads find us.

We put the bed slats against the window, ready to push them out.

"Can you push it?" Gao Qidong asked me.

I also have to make sure there is no machine head outside, look at the position of the sun at this time, good, just backlight.

I took a mirror out of my pocket, broke the plastic around the outside of the mirror and threw it away, and took out the mirror alone. He poked the mirror out of the window and swept it back and forth a few times. Well, safe.

I went under the window to prop up the bed slats: "You can push it." Three, two, one!"

When the count was reached, he pushed it, I lifted it, and the bed board landed accurately on the opposite window sill.

It worked!

As soon as the bed board stabilized, I immediately fine-tuned my position and climbed over the bed board. Then threw one to Gao Qidong: No problem, come here. of eyes.

He also immediately understood, and came over trembling on the bedboard.

I pulled out my pistol to make sure that the second floor was safe, and Gao Qidong also took the gun and searched the first floor without saying a word.

When he was safe and went back to the second floor, I said to him, "There's a little bit against the wall over there, and I'll go and get the bed slatted up." ”

Gao Qidong is also very obedient, and took the initiative to come over to help, too, I have less strength, right.

When we pull our 'bridge' over, we have no worries. I can sell my teammate at this time, but before that, I need to lower his vigilance.

"I'll go to the first floor to help you watch, you occupy the point, and ......" Before I finished speaking, I took out my pistol and pulled the trigger: "Remember to inform the squad leader of them...... I won. ”

With that, I put my hand at the magic site against the wall, and my aunt declared our victory.

Hee-hee, I feel like a comedian, it's fun.

After that, it was time to clean up the mess and allocate rooms, although the village was unoccupied, but the aunt still cleared out a few rooms, just two people in one room...... And then...... I'll fuck you! The winner's reward is to have a room to himself. It's simply ......

Think about it, in an empty village, living alone in a big room, I don't know about others, but I will definitely not be able to stand it.

That's right, who knows if it will be haunted. Even if it's not haunted, will there be some scary monsters coming out, such as those scary things in SCPs? Or Resident Evil, something like Alien.

In fact, sometimes people just like to scare themselves, so they are calm. You have to believe that there are no ghosts in the world at all, and they are all deceiving children. Tianqi, you are a military fan, how can you be afraid of ghosts and ethereal things.

Just as I was looking for psychological comfort for myself, I suddenly heard the sound of footsteps upstairs and the sound of glass colliding.

I didn't say a word, controlled the last bit of my sanity, picked up the clothes I was going to change into tomorrow, and rushed out of the door: "Squad leader! Open the door! Let me squeeze with you!"

(A digression here, what I often hear at night, the sound of children playing with glass marbles, the sound of moving furniture, the footsteps of high heels.) In fact...... It's haunted without explanation!)

(Ahem, actually, it's just the sound of steel bars in modern buildings.) During the day, too, it's just muffled by other sounds. Many people don't know that the building we live in now is all shaking, but the shaking is relatively small, so we can't notice it at all. Even if it is a two-story villa, there is still shaking, after all, there is Newton's gravitational pull at work, and the earth is still autobiographic. )

(If you don't believe it, take two big stones and press a steel bar tightly, the kind that is so tight that several people can't pull it.) Then twist the stone and let the stone rub against the steel bar, and a sound similar to 'glass marbles' will appear. Well, ghosts or something, let's think of it as an urban legend. And one thing, Amway, you are a game, you are not afraid of ghosts or anything. There is a great god who took a certain light to make "Sadako and Gaco, the Lily Story" very healing. Note: The game only has a good ending, so you can play with confidence. )

"What? hahaha, this one is so funny. You're afraid of ghosts. The class president and another classmate seemed to know some big secret.

Naturally, I have black lines all over my head, and this will probably become my black history: "What's so funny, it's really scary, and it's ......"

The squad leader didn't speak, but stroked my head: "Relax, there are no ghosts in the world, you are still a materialist." ”

I wanted to refute it, but in the end I gave up and just said: "Materialism does not conflict with ghosts." ”

"Okay, don't think about what you don't have, let's play a game. The squad leader took out his game book.

For an otaku, the notebook was with me at the time, but I brought the game book with my clothes. I smiled and replied, "Okay." ”

“building。 ”

“Constructioncompleted。 ”

Yes, open RA3 and plunge into the exciting military game, is there anything more relaxing than this?

"Squad leader, you said that industrialization is going on everywhere now, how can there be an abandoned industrial area here?"

The squad leader is playing the Soviet Union, which is the most suitable camp for novices: "I heard that this factory used to be a state-owned enterprise, and later, do you understand?"

I first shook my head for a moment, and then said: "Yes, the state-owned enterprise was changed to a private enterprise, and then the private enterprise collapsed, and the factory was GG, and then the factory owner went around hiding from debts......

"The judgment was accurate. The squad leader then stopped talking.