Chapter Eighty-Three: Compensation for Insects (1st Update)
Could it be that he suddenly figured it out, and it was like a mouthbreak?
"Sister-in-law Xiaoman, I used to be young and ignorant, so don't be like me. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
I will never target you again, because there is no need to target you again. Wu Yue smiled sweetly.
Lin Xiaoman suddenly thought of Xiao Liu, could it be... Xiao Liu really conquered Wu Yue and got her heart?
It's not right, Xiao Liu is still waiting for his sick old mother in his hometown at this time.
And what she said was that there was no need to target her anymore, how to think about it, how to think about it, this tone was a little weird.
"Wu Yue, the drum has been set, let's go."
"It's just six o'clock when I go back, so I should be able to catch up with dinner."
The two recruits walked out of the house with a grin, urging Wu Yue to go back.
Wu Yue smiled, waved her hand and said, "Sister-in-law, goodbye!" ”
Wu Yue walked away, Lin Xiaoman was still confused, and he didn't understand why Wu Yue suddenly changed so much. Wang Hongmei went to get a frustration knife, why hasn't it come out yet?
"Is this a molten iron smelter making a frustration knife?" Lin Xiaoman muttered, bent down and picked up the picked ladyfish, intending to find Wang Hongmei.
At this moment, a black shadow suddenly pounced from behind, grabbed her clothes behind her back and pulled it.
Summer clothes were already thin, and this person pulled hard, as if he was going to tear her clothes, Lin Xiaoman turned pale with fright, and gave that person a slap with his backhand.
Syllable...
The man was slapped in the face, and as if he couldn't believe it, he reached out and touched his face.
As soon as the hand was spread, the thing that had just been caught in his hand fell down, directly onto his pants, and the thing moved, as if it was about to crawl away.
The man was in a hurry, and hurriedly put his hand down again, and went to catch the crawling thing, and said as he caught it, "Don't run, I caught it with great difficulty." Where do I put it?
Ah, I figured it out, I don't have pockets in my pants, I have to fit them in my pants. ”
Lin Xiaoman came back to his senses, and then he saw clearly that the person in front of him was a young man in his twenties.
He wore an old patched coarse cloth coat on his upper body, and a strange pair of trousers on the lower half of his body, one with a long cuff and the other with a short cuff.
It's like picking up someone else's old pants and finding that they are shorter, and then they are patched with cloth, but the length of the two pieces of cloth is different, so the trousers on both sides are not the same length.
Hearing that he was going to stuff something into his pants, Lin Xiaoman immediately looked at his hand again, and at this look, her face suddenly turned snow-white.
Between the young man's two fingers, there was a golden thing.
The thing had eight golden legs and feet, two large golden pincers, a black shell on its back, a long tail, almost as long as its body, and a barb on the last part of the tail!
Barb!
Now the thing's tail was standing up high, and the barb was piercing the lad's finger.
"It's a scorpion! Throw it away, throw it away! Lin Xiaoman was startled and shouted for the young man to throw the scorpion out.
The young man ignored Lin Xiaoman, and directly in front of Lin Xiaoman, he lifted the waistband of his pants and ...... the scorpion Put it in your pants!
After putting it in, he raised his head, looked at Lin Xiaoman with a wary face, and said, "I finally caught it, so I won't listen to you, what if you throw it away?" You just hit me, you're a bad woman, so I don't want to listen to you. ”
When he spoke, his voice was milky, and the rhythm was strange, as if he were babbling.
In and out of the words, all of them conveyed a message: he has a problem with his IQ, and he is not a normal person.
The scorpion is a terrifying animal, and the horror is that it has a poisonous needle on its tail that can poison an adult.
Lin Xiaoman stared at his pants nervously, and the young man immediately pinched his legs, covered his hands in front of him, and said defensively: "Ah, you can't look at me here, do you want to touch it?"
Let me tell you, my mother said that the contents of a man's pants are not allowed to be touched. ”
Lin Xiaoman didn't care about reasoning with this person, that scorpion would kill a person if he pierced the person.
Suddenly rushed over, directly pulled the man's pants, quickly took them off, and then picked up a piece of vegetable stalk and waved it.
As soon as the scorpion raised its tail, it was knocked out by Lin Xiaoman, Lin Xiaoman breathed a sigh of relief, threw away the vegetable stalk in his hand, and stretched out his hand to wipe his sweat.
Mom, it's so dangerous, this scorpion almost hit his life.
The scorpion with golden legs and feet is so rare, Lin Xiaoman has never seen such a scorpion, but according to the inference that the brighter the color of the mushroom, the more toxic it is, this golden scorpion should also be a very poisonous scorpion.
After thinking about it back and forth, Lin Xiaoman finally figured out Wu Yue's words, there is no need to target you anymore.
This scorpion was put on when Wu Yue patted her on the back, she must have known that after the scorpion was pierced by the person, that person would die, so she said that there was no need to target herself, because a dead person really has no need to target.
This young man is stupid, but he has suffered it for her, if it weren't for him who got into the game and caught the scorpion on her back, Lin Xiaoman said at this time that he might not have died.
The young man didn't understand Lin Xiaoman's mind of killing the scorpion, he only knew that Lin Xiaoman took off his pants and beat his worm, he covered his front and kept shouting: "You take off my pants, you take off my pants, how can you take off my pants and beat my worm?" ”
Lin Xiaoman lowered his head and searched for a long time on the ground, and found that the scorpion did not fall, and at this time, when he heard the young man say this, he immediately stood up straight with tears and laughter, glanced at the place where his hands were covering and asked, "Was the scorpion caught by you?" ”
The young man nodded, and shook his head again, "Yes, no, no, no, you go away!" ”
The young man obviously couldn't lie, and Lin Xiaoman guessed at once that the scorpion must still be in the place where he was holding.
"That worm will bite you to death, let go of your hand and let me sweep it down and kill it!"
When the young man heard this, he immediately turned around and ran, but he forgot that his pants had been ripped off, and as soon as he ran, his pants tripped him, and he fell directly to the ground.
Lin Xiaoman directly turned him over, reached out and pinched the back of his hand fiercely.
As soon as he was in pain, his hand let go, and the scorpion fell, Lin Xiaoman picked the scorpion to the open ground with a vegetable stalk, jumped up violently, and stepped on it fiercely.
The young man pounced, but only saw that the scorpion was trampled on and his intestines squirted out, he immediately cried, hugged Lin Xiaoman's feet and asked her to compensate.
A big man, his pants were halfway up, holding her legs and crying and making trouble, how to look at it.
"Get up!"
"If I don't get up, you compensate me for my worm, and if you don't compensate me, I won't get up."
"If you don't get up again, I'll ......" Lin Xiaoman's eyes rolled, remembering that the young man said before that she couldn't look at him or touch him, so she deliberately made a fierce look to intimidate him: "If you don't get up again, I'll strip you naked and look at you!" ”