Chapter 570: Old Man, Your Crotch Is on Fire
"This monster is truly hateful. Zhu Tianpeng nodded, eating children under the banner of protecting fishermen, and letting them build temples, the monster's behavior was extremely harmful.
"It's here. Li San led everyone to stop in front of a rather wide courtyard, compared to other houses made of stone, this courtyard uses a lot of big wood, it looks like a wealthy family, Li Er stepped forward and patted the door, and shouted loudly: "Big brother, it's me, open the door quickly, I'm back with the gods, Jin Er and Guan Bao have a way to live." ”
There was a sound of blowing and beating, but it was quite lively, as if it was doing some ritual.
The door creaked open, and it was a family member who opened the door, followed by an old man who was more than half white, and looked at Li Sandao excitedly: "San'er, what are you talking about?
Tang Sanzang took a lot of the old man, his beard and hair were already half white, he looked quite similar to Li San, his own brother was undoubtedly, he was wearing a silk foreign clothes, but he looked like a landlord.
"Right here, this is a holy monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, several of his disciples are immortals with great powers, and he has promised to help us catch that monster, so that Jin Er and Guan Bao don't have to be eaten. Li San pointed at Tang Sanzang and said.
Li Da looked at Tang Sanzang and them, the bald Tang Sanzang looked at Fengshen handsome, with an extraordinary temperament, and the women behind him were also as beautiful as immortals, if they came from the distant Eastern Tang Dynasty, but now they don't seem to have the slightest feeling of sleeping in the open air, they are indeed like immortals, and they quickly knelt down, kowtowing and saying: "Please save my child, she is only eight years old, and I am such a daughter." ”
"Donor, please, since I have promised to help you get rid of demons, I will naturally do my best. Tang Sanzang stretched out his hand to help the old man, these people who knelt down when they met...... It's a bit tiring to deal with.
"Hurry up and prepare tea, let the cook cook all the good dishes tonight, and let the masters eat first. Li Da commanded the family on the side, and then looked at Tang Sanzang and the others and said: "Master and masters, please come in, it must be hard work all the way, and you will subdue the demon after eating." ”
Tang Sanzang did not refuse, and followed into the courtyard, where a lot of flowers and plants were planted, pavilions and attics, it was indeed a wealthy family, and he should be the richest man in this small fishing village.
And in that open space, an old Taoist with two little apprentices was doing the rituals, shaking the big bell and dancing the peachwood sword at the same time, and there were a few old men blowing suona and other things on the side, which was quite lively.
"This is?" asked Tang Sanzang with some puzzlement.
"Originally, the two children were going to be sent to the Inspiration King today, and there was a way to send them off while they were still there. Li Da hurriedly explained, his eyes a little gloomy.
And the Taoist priest watched Li Da welcome a monk and a few girls into the door, thinking that Tang Sanzang was here to rob business, his face couldn't help but look a little ugly, and he took a bowl of water from the apprentice from the side, and the peach wood sword lit a piece of rune paper, and spewed out a ball of fire in the direction of Tang Sanzang and them, as if they were demonstrating.
Li Da didn't rush to scold him when he saw this scene, wanting to see if Tang Sanzang and they really had themselves, or if they were just here to cheat money like this bull-nosed old man.
Lao Dao looked at Tang Sanzang and them a little proudly, he was good at this hand, and he also made a lot of money on weekdays by relying on this, what ability could this little monk and those girls have to grab business with him.
"Hey, old man, your wooden sword is on fire. Zhu Tianpeng looked at the old way with his nostrils facing the sky, and said with a smile.
The peachwood sword, which had almost burned out of the rune paper, suddenly burned and suddenly turned into a torch.
Lao Dao was startled, and he couldn't extinguish the fire after a few waves, so he hurriedly threw it to the ground and stepped on it with his feet with the three apprentices, so that the fire was extinguished.
It's just that it was originally a good peachwood sword, but it has become a burning stick, this is his best peachwood sword, and it cost a lot of money when he asked someone to make it, and he was distressed.
"Hey, your clothes are on fire too. Zhu Tianpeng said with a smile again.
A flame burst from the hem of his garment, and at once it burned down his garment.
"Fight the fire! help me take off my clothes!" Lao Dao's face was panicked, and he hurriedly tore the Taoist robe on his body, but this robe has three layers inside and out, which is quite complicated, and the two little apprentices wasted a lot of energy to rip off the burning clothes, but the old Dao's beard was burned in half, his face was also smoked into black charcoal, and his clothes were torn and messy, looking very embarrassed, which won everyone's laughter, and the originally depressed atmosphere became a lot more active.
"You!" Lao Dao glared at Zhu Tianpeng, he had done so many years of magic and had never had a problem, and today he was casually said a few words by this woman, the peach wood sword was burned, and even his clothes were burned, and this body was completely ruined, and I don't know if anyone else will ask him to do it in the future.
Zhu Tianpeng looked at the old man and said with a smile: "Be careful to speak, your crotch is also on fire." ”
Lao Dao froze for a moment, suddenly felt that the bottom was suddenly hot, looked down, the crotch of the pants was really on fire, his complexion suddenly changed, he slapped it twice with his hand, the more he slapped the fire, the more fierce it became, jumping and running, but it couldn't be extinguished, the apprentice on the side panicked, and hurriedly splashed the water in his hand, but forgot that what he was holding in his hand was not water, but fire oil, and this time it was splashed up, and it exploded directly.
"Master, lie down quickly, we will trample on it for you!" another apprentice called out loudly, and the old Taoist hurriedly lay down when he heard this.
Then the two apprentices stomped frantically under the crotch of the old man, accompanied by the terrible screams of the old man, the normal fire was finally trampled, and the sweaty old man tilted his head with a loveless expression.
"......" Tang Sanzang looked at this somewhat familiar scene, and didn't know for a while that it was good to make a statement and complain, but this Taoist priest jumped a little, and Zhu Tianpeng's slight punishment was harmless, but this time it is estimated that he will have to recuperate for a long time before he can get out of the mountain.
"Quickly help Zhang Tianshi down to rest. Li Da beckoned to the family on the side, and knew that this so-called Zhang Tianshi was just an ordinary Taoist priest, and it was okay to do practical things, but the three fires just now made him see the extraordinaryness of Tang Sanzang and his party, and they were definitely not ordinary people, and respectfully led everyone to continue to think about it.
"Old man, since you have such a family business, it won't be difficult to buy a child to feed that monster, right?" Zhu Tianpeng looked left and right and said with a smile.