Chapter 150: Close the door and open the door
"Hehe, you have this little skill, don't you? Behind closed doors, the world is mine, and after opening the door, I am the world. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "The ghost bird continues to ridicule.
"Eight grids!" Ye Bufei was angry, and after scolding, he felt ashamed, the egg hurts, it's all this damn bird swallowed a day * Ben ghost hurt Lao Tzu inadvertently used bird Chinese, Ye Bufei really asked Cangtian speechlessly.
Rumble!
What are you doing? Are you dizzy and hallucinating?
Ye Bufei actually saw the general in the bronze coffin again.
"General, Lin Danshi said that he sent a fire boy. A blue-faced silver-hated guard galloped on horseback to report.
"Do you need to ask General Ben for this little thing?" the general snorted.
"No, I've had several people who want to go to the top shift. However, Lin Danshi was not satisfied. The blue-faced silver hat hurriedly said.
"Since this kid has a fire Vermilion Bird is willing to sign a soul beast contract with him, it means that he must have a good Origin Fire in his body. Take it to Lin Danshi to see, and if you are satisfied, you will go to work. If not, arrange for a manure removal class. The general pointed at Ye Bufei.
"I didn't do it voluntarily, I was forced to do it. The ghost bird jumped to its feet and shouted in the nest.
I'm afraid that Ye Bu will be arranged to work in the manure cleaning class, and the job will be to deal with stinky feces all day long.
Even, some generals with special hobbies want you to wait with a basin when they, which makes me feel embarrassed by the dignified Jindan demon?
"I hate wall grass the most, otherwise it's a good idea to have a roast bird. The general seemed to be talking to himself.
When the ghost bird heard this, he seemed to be talking about me.
He was so frightened that he quickly covered his mouth.
Of course, ghost birds don't have hands, they just cover their beaks with their wings.
As a result, Ye Bufei felt a pain in his body, and grabbed the chick for the blue-faced and silver-capped eagle and galloped away.
And what Ye Bufei didn't know was that the diamond ring on his finger was swaying on it with a ball of purple light at the moment, as if the colored light strip was changing.
Soon, Ye Bufei threw himself in front of a huge stove.
A beautiful woman in a bright red dress, crocodile leather boots, and a cow tendon whip in her hand stood in front of the Dan furnace and was losing her temper.
And more than a dozen miscellaneous servants who assisted in alchemy were pumped to the point that their skin was opened, and some even rolled in pain underground.
Ye Bufei couldn't help but shudder, daring to love that this Danshi surnamed Lin is still a beautiful sister, but she is a Hedong lion roar model.
A classic quote suddenly appeared in Ye Bufei's mind - women are more ruthless than men!
Nietzsche said that when you meet a woman, you should bring a whip, but the whip is now in people's hands, changing roles, and men have become women.
Ye Bufei seems to see the bitter life of being whipped open every day.
"Lin Danshi, this kid is estimated to be suitable, the general said that it has a Vermilion Bird Soul Beast with the sign, you check it immediately, if it is not suitable, General Cao said that he was arranged to enter the dung cleaning class. The blue-faced silver hat also seemed to be quite jealous of that beautiful Danshi, and immediately retreated to more than a dozen zhang away after throwing Ye Bufei to the ground.
It is estimated that he is afraid that if Ye Bufei does not meet the standard, the beauty Danshi will pass on the slotting to himself, and it will be miserable.
"Oh, can you actually sign the Vermilion Bird Soul Beast? I'll check it out first. The beautiful Danshi also seemed to be stunned for a moment, and then raised the cow tendon beast whip in his hand and said to Ye Fei, "Did you take it off yourself or did Ben Danshi directly use the whip to help you take it off?"
"I take it off myself. "Just kidding, how can Lao Tzu, a man with thin arms and legs, withstand your whip that can kill a human-level monk.
No, it seems that there is a spirit shadow flowing on the whip, and it should be a spirit weapon-level whip.
Three times five divided by two, all the festival exercises were thrown away, and Ye Bufei quickly took off his coat and pants.
"Do you have to take off your **** pants?" Seeing that the beautiful Danshi was still staring at him and didn't speak, Ye Bufei asked with a shudder.
Suddenly a certain female man who likes heavy tastes stripped naked from a certain man, and came to tie up a lot of flowers, and finally, the whip rained down on a certain pig man.
Looking around again, the handyman was all verbose in a uniform manner, and then covered his crotch in a uniform manner.
What does Shenma mean?
It's like I've practiced it.
Could it be that the first step after stripping naked is to cover the thing under the crotch, could it be that this beautiful Danshi still has a problem with smoking ***?
Ye Bufei suddenly felt like a broken ship that fell into the ocean, the finished bird, this beautiful Danshi must have been working as a gelding in the palace in her previous life.
I don't want to be Grandpa Ye......
At the moment when Ye Bufei gave ten bad reviews to the beautiful Danshi with tears in his eyes, a whip sounded on the ground.
A whip flashed, too fast, too fast to have no friends.
Ye Bufei didn't even have time to move a flashing thought, and covered his crotch with lightning speed.
Still, it's half a beat slower.
The panties embroidered with the cartoon cat had torn into two pieces and flew away.
"Ah, is my little brother still there......"
For a moment, sadness swelled up.
Tears are pouring out, for a man, death is not terrible, the most terrible thing is that he can only watch beautiful women drool in the future.
Anger rises from the heart, and evil grows to the guts.
"you, Lin Danshi, although you are beautiful, you have a femme fatale heart, you are simply a demon.
Isn't it just to check my body? With your skills and consciousness, you can see me through the cold.
You're castrated, you're a pervert.
Eight grids, when my strength explodes in the future, I will directly use my hands to pierce your membrane. Ye Bufei had no bottom line, and he scolded with a mixture of foreign language and Mandarin.
Because, he wants to die.
Without that thing, life is boring, and it is better to die than to be happy.
Sincerely, Ye Bufei would scold like this, it was because Lin Danshi's palace mole was still there, and *** became a scapegoat.
"This, don't you know?
The Bendanshi examines the body, and it has always been the case that women start from the peach source, and men start from the roots of their descendants.
Only in this way can you perfectly check whether your body is suitable to be a Dantong.
In line with the love for the great cause of alchemy, some people even said that I was obsessed and gave me the nickname 'Dan Idiot'.
Therefore, Ben Danshi has very strict requirements for Dantong.
Otherwise, he would not be a qualified Dan Master. "Lin Danshi is very serious, very persistent, very serious, and even very pure.
"Then you are really a pioneer in the selection of children in Dandao. Ye Bufei sneered.
"Oh, you know this, Ben Danshi likes it the most. I'm half satisfied with you, Dantong, so let's go into the house and let Master Ben Dan give you a good check-up. You are definitely one of the most detailed examined by Master Ben Dan ever. Lin Danshi still had a stern face.
"Don't, don't be so detailed, that's pretty much it. Ye Bufei hurriedly shouted, and as a result, he rolled the whip and flew into a room next to the Dan furnace with a snap.
Moreover, after landing, it feels soft and soft, and even has a faint smell of perfume.
Look, it's like a big bed.
Moreover, this tastefully decorated palatial room has many women's equipment.
For example, a bronze mirror for dressing, a silver hair comb, or a rouge box......
Is this the bed that Lin Danshi slept in?
Yes, it must be Lin Danshi's boudoir. Moreover, it is also palace level.
It seems that this Lin Dan division is quite worthy of General Cao's weapon.
In other words, what does it mean that Lin Danshi wants to give a naked young man a detailed examination of his body in the boudoir?
Ye Bufei felt that his chrysanthemums were a little numb.
Soon, a faint fragrant breeze blew, and Lin Danshi came in.
And, very cautious and careful, his appearance was unusually serious, and then he took out a box, and Ye Bufei found that the box of red sandalwood material was covered with hundreds of layers of charms.
What for?
What treasure is hidden inside?
It can't be a sex product for men and women in ancient times, right? Ye Bufei saw a cucumber in front of him, or it came with its own power supply, and when you press it, it will make you feel crooked.
In ancient times, there was no electricity, could it be a special room for monks at the spirit stone to activate the spirit weapon?
Don't say that this guy jumped to another dimension with a big brain, only to see the ice light flashing in Lin Danshi's hand, and he shouted softly, "Burn Chibi and turn into Wuji, good baby, you should come out." There is definitely a flame you like to eat this time. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a raging fire broke out in the entire palace-like room.
Soon, the fire condensed into a bag of flames and swallowed the entire wooden box.
After a crackling sound, Ye Bufei found that the spells on the wooden box kept bursting, turning into terrifying energy for Lin Danshi to rub into fiery red pills and stuffed them into Ye Bufei's mouth.
Could it be that Master Lin Dan wants to use my body as a furnace for alchemy?
Ye Bufei appeared in front of his eyes, and some of the monks described in the novel regarded the woman with the body of extreme yin as a for alchemy.
It's over, I guess I'll make up for the yang.
Click, the box opened. Porphyry suddenly freed up a terrible ice mist.
"Quack, Lord Bing, I'm free. A grim laugh came, and the ice mist instantly turned into a hideous-looking humanoid and ugly thing.
From then on, on the body of the ugly eight strange people, Ye didn't feel that it had to be at least a foundation-building Great Perfection monk.
Moreover, there is a strange smell on this person's body, and I can't remember what the attribute of this smell is for a while.
"My goodness, why don't you hurry up and recover your body?" Lin Danshi slapped his palm, and the purple flames rushed away, and the layer of ice armor attached to the monster's body immediately melted.
Soon, it turned into an ice mist, and after churning for a while, an ice cicada appeared in front of Ye Bufei.
Yes, it turned out to be a demon worm.
The strange smell just now is actually demonic energy, and the ghost bird also has this kind of demon smell on its body.
"It seems to be stronger than when I was alive, but its bloodline index is not as high as mine. The ghost bird's voice trembled slightly.
"Jindan-level insect ......" Ye Fei is one head and two big, "But, why did Lin Danshi release it?
"You think beautifully, the ice cicada is a high-level spirit worm, and ordinary monks can't get it. The ghost bird snorted.