Xiao Qian asked Yu Minglang to pretend to be Yu Minglang, and after he pretended, Lao Mai was fooled. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

This will make Lao Mai lose the ability to think in pain, seeing that Yu Minglang also covered his stomach and said that it hurts, Lao Mai can't figure out whether he was hit or not.

"Narcissus, you're really good at this bodyguard. Xiao Qian said to Narcissus.

"But..."Narcissus looked at Yu Minglang suspiciously, why did she think Yu Minglang's performance was so fake?

"Yes, cherish it, talents are hard to find. Xiao Qian patted Narcissus on the shoulder.

Liumei looked at her brother suspiciously, others couldn't understand her, but she looked at it, she didn't hit it at all, what is her brother playing?

Yu Minglang squeezed his eyes at Liumei, he was facing away from Lao Mai and Narcissus, Liumei understood in seconds, oh, Brother Lang was to keep her silent.

Well, then she didn't see anything.

Although Lao Mai didn't quite understand why this situation occurred, the current situation was good for him, and the crisis was temporarily contacted.

He doesn't have to worry about his vest being torn... Right?

Xiao Qian exchanged a few words with Narcissus, and Yu Minglang walked to Lao Mai who was sitting on the ground, or it was okay to lie half-lying, anyway, Lao Mai's current appearance is more ridiculous.

Yu Minglang pretended not to see it, he half-bent down and stretched out his hand to Lao Mai, "Oh, it's good!"

"Undertake... Let..."Lao Mai had a hard time talking, he suspected that Yu Minglang had tied something like an iron plate to his knee, it hurt~

"But I don't think this game is too enjoyable, why don't we do it again?"

As soon as Yu Minglang finished speaking, Lao Mai rolled his eyes and fainted...

I don't know if it's hurting or being scared.

Xiao Qian was fooling Narcissus, making her believe that Lao Mai was a good bodyguard, Narcissus looked directly behind Xiao Qian, Xiao Qian followed her gaze and turned back, speechless.

This Yu Xiaoqiang who doesn't pretend to be × will shi!

Let him pretend to be a tie, why would he want to stun people?

Yu Minglang spread his hands, he had already done his best, who knew that this guy was so scared?

"What are you two playing?" Narcissus's IQ is not low, and when she sees this, she already understands that her supposedly powerful "agent" bodyguard was almost killed by Yu Minglang in seconds.

Looking at Yu Minglang's refreshed and energetic appearance, it doesn't look like he was beaten very badly, and then look at the bodyguard who fell to the ground... It's terrible.

But Xiaoqian has to say it's a tie?

"Just think he's your Schrödinger's bodyguard, understand?" Xiao Qian said to Narcissus when Lao Mai was dizzy.

Schrödinger's cat, this is the first day Narcissus and Xiaoqian met, and the two used to joke with each other.

After so many years, on such an occasion, Xiao Qian said such a seemingly nonsensical sentence, and Narcissus quickly had something in her mind.

"You're saying he's not—"Reliable?"

Before she finished speaking, Xiao Qian stretched out her hand and made a shushing gesture on her mouth, and Narcissus immediately understood, Xiao Qian didn't let her say it, so she didn't say it.

Xiao Qian analyzed according to the information in her previous life that Lao Mai is a thoughtful, even sinister person, this kind of person will not leave obvious bugs for people to find, whether he is lurking around Narcissus for other purposes, Xiao Qian feels that he must be bound to Narcissus.

If he can put down his identity and run over to be a bodyguard, then he will definitely study Narcissus in all aspects, and maybe he will install some special eavesdropping equipment on Narcissus, and she can only order some words to Narcissus.

Narcissus doesn't show much of an IQ advantage in front of Xiaoqian, that's because Chen Xiaoqian is too good, and she can almost be on the same level as the super boss of Tang Narcissus's father, but Narcissus is not stupid, she can't compare to Xiaoqian but her brain power is much stronger than ordinary people, otherwise it would be impossible to support the Tang family in her previous life, Xiaoqian only mentioned the code words of the two sisters back then, and she understood everything.

Xiao Qian gave Yu Minglang a look, Yu Minglang stretched out his hand, and wanted to pinch Lao Mai's middle man, but his eyes rolled, and bad water surged into his heart, so he found an iron nail from the ground and poked it directly at Lao Mai's buttocks-

"Ahh

Yu Minglang stepped forward with a look of brotherly affection, and supported Lao Mai with an expression of boundless love and borderless truth.

"Dude, why did you accidentally sit on the nail?

"I suspect that he may have practiced the golden bell hood iron cloth shirt, and it doesn't hurt anywhere if the nails don't poke the eggs, buddy, do you hurt?"

Xiaoqian raised her eyebrows, she couldn't see that Liumei was also a talent, Yu Minglang nodded to her proudly.

Although his sister is occasionally blind on the issue of mate selection, she has also played with him since she was a child, and she has won his true heritage!

"I'm fine..."Lao Mai reluctantly stood up, took two steps back defensively and looked at Yu Minglang, afraid that he would say that he had something to do, Yu Minglang and Yu Liumei poked him with nails.

What the hell is the Golden Bell Hood Iron Cloth Shirt...

"Then let's go first, Narcissus, and get back in touch. Xiao Qian waved at Narcissus, held her bad water brother, and left the scene with her bad water brother's little minion Liumei.

Before getting into the car, Yu Minglang glanced at the place where Huang Mao had just stayed, and the place was already empty.

"Xiaomei, have you sinned against anyone recently?"

"Mehatdy?"

"He doesn't count. ”

"That's gone, there's a problem?"

"Someone just filmed us with a camera in that position and told me to stop it. ”

"I've been very honest lately, so I probably came here to shoot the night scene, and I accidentally photographed us. ”

"Honest, honestly, you still eat fried chicken to watch the excitement, play with sand and bite an egg?" Yu Minglang said about Ye Daqian, Xiaoqian said that he didn't offend anyone, it should be a coincidence, after all, Ye Daqian is still lying in the hospital to raise eggs.

"You get the calf! It was bitten by a dog, and I don't have anyone but your 4 pounds—" Damn!

Mr. Qian blushed, she almost said, I haven't been a slang (suo) except for your 4 catties, I noticed that this topic was off, and through Yu Xiaoqiang's black sunglasses with ×, she could feel someone's evil gaze.

After staying with Erha for a long time, Mr. Qian occasionally commits a bit of a second act.

"My brother is 4 pounds?" asked Liumei curiously.

"Don't ask nonsense from children's families!" Yu Minglang glared at her, Liumei stuffed her nails in her mouth and gnawed aggrievedly, why is there such a big difference between treating his wife and treating his sister?

"Xiaoqiang, you contact a police station portrait and ask him to come to our house. ”

"Why?"

"When Liumei first came, she rescued a woman in the park, and she remembered the appearance of the criminal, but the woman would not report the crime, so let the portrait come to our house, and let Liumei try to spell it down in the name of a private person to see if she could help solve the case. ”

Yu Minglang called immediately, but the painters were working overtime today, so he made an appointment until tomorrow.

When she got downstairs, Xiaoqian wanted to get out of the car, but Yu Minglang grabbed her wrist and didn't let her move.

"Liumei, you take care of the house by yourself today, and your sister-in-law and I have an account to settle. ”

After the business is finished, then the next thing should be discussed about Chen Xiaoqian, a married woman, thinking about the hunk heterosexual spa in her head, this matter is too big, so big that Comrade Xiaoqiang thinks it's time to set rules for her.

For example, a caning is good.

The whips are all natural to mom and dad, so it's so convenient.