After Yamato put down the phone, he sat in the swivel chair with a heavy heart, quietly thinking about what he had missed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Wo-chan walked into the office with a couple of combat sappers in engineering suits (SCV) and, of course, a newcomer who liked to join in the fun. But it's her job, but it's her job (Tomoko's job is to join in the fun).

"Comrade Tomoko, I'll trouble you to be the translator." Yamato invited a few people to sit down on the sofa, and then suddenly felt a little strange: "Why didn't Cheng Songwen and Catherine come?" ”

Tomoko's facial expression stiffened slightly, and then he said softly: "Comrade Yamato, Comrade Cheng Songwen and Comrade Catherine have gone to the front, this is the order you gave yesterday. ”

Yamato scratched his head a few times: "Eh, look at my brain, I hurriedly forgot about this stubble." Zhizi, pick up Cheng Songwen and them. ”

After Yamato finished speaking, Tomoko was indifferent and just tilted her head.

"What's wrong?" Yamato didn't understand why Tomoko was indifferent.

Tomoko explained, "Comrade Yamato, I need another synchronous Tomoko for remote communication, so communication is not available at the moment. ”

"Uh, no, you're mistaken." Yamato was a little embarrassed, and Tomoko seemed, no, Tomoko obviously looked at herself as a fool: "I mean, let you call them in the usual way, because, the controller of the satellite connection ......"

Yamato pointed to the couch, "Under your ass." ”

Only then did Tomoko react, took out a tablet from under the sofa, and blushed. I am a super high-tech machine girl, the pride of the three-body civilization, and I would make such a low-level mistake, which is a shame.

Taking advantage of the interval between Tomoko's operations, Yamato went and brought a few bottles of sake, the national drink of Japan. It's just that Cheng Songwen said that it was hard to drink, and she preferred to drink strong vodka to sake. And she often jokes that if you don't drink in the army, you're a (something doesn't seem right...... ）。

"Comrade Chief, do you have any orders?" On the monitor hanging on the wall, Catherine who was looking at the chart and half of Cheng Songwen's head appeared under the screen.

"Huh? Comrade General? Catherine looked up at the few people on the screen.

Yamato looked at the two of them, then smiled and said, "You are all veterans of the base, I have something to discuss with you." ”

"What to discuss? How to kill a fox in the field (neng four sounds)? Cheng Songwen asked with a wicked smile, he grew up watching the American B-grade movies "Chainsaw" and "Man-Eating Shark".

“wowowo，wowowowo，wowo。” wo-chan replied.

Tomoko translated on the side: "The anime of the base has been walled by the United States, but we are ready to attack the United States in more ways and cultures. ”

Catherine thought thoughtfully: "Comrade General, what are you going to do?" ”

Yamato said in a voice full of intrigues: "Isn't America democracy, isn't it free." It's time for them to taste the consequences of American-style democracy, comrades. ”

"Have you ever played GTA, Comrade Catherine?" Yamato's stomach has some black-bellied attributes.

Catherine nodded: "GTA, I played it on Cheng Songwen's computer, it's a very good black game." ”

Yamato took out a map of the United States, and then pointed to New York on the map: "Comrade Catherine, after the war, I will assign you some personnel, and you will go to the United States." Build a gang and take control of New York from the underground, then gradually control the whole of the United States, and we'll give you unlimited supplies. ”

"Okay, Comrade General." Catherine replied.

"Cheng Songwen." Yamato finished arranging Catherine's task and turned to Cheng Songwen: "Do you want to do a live webcast and earn one million a month?" ”

"No need...... Cheng Songwen said in disgust: "I don't want to scratch my head in front of the camera, and I want to deliberately make some ridiculous 'accidents' to win the attention of others, which is really vulgar." ”

Watching Cheng Songwen criticize the live broadcast without saying a word, Yamato's forehead gradually filled the crossroads: "You think too much, comrade." I'm asking you to do a live game without showing your arms and legs. ”

"I will let those slave ships do those live broadcasts with bare arms and legs, and when the time comes, I will pay them more wages, give them some compensation or something, and let them sacrifice for the revolution." Yamato had already made plans in his heart.

Cheng Songwen replied absentmindedly: "The game is live." But I'm a nuclear submarine, aren't I afraid of leaks or something? ”

"Like you said, the self-confidence of a great power." Yamato smiled: "Moreover, we also have to engage in vicious competition." ”

Cheng Songwen shook his head: "The U.S. government will not allow you to engage in this kind of vicious competition, on the contrary, they will do their best to block you." ”

Yamato drank a plate of wine elegantly: "It's just that the political donations are not enough, wo-chan, we should be able to make dollars in large quantities." ”

"What do you want to do? Destroy the United States with a financial war? Now, if the United States collapses, it will not be in our interest at all. Catherine hurried to stop.

Cheng Songwen said to Catherine indifferently: "You think too much, the digestion capacity of the American financial machine is far beyond your imagination, just the Franklin printed on our base." If you throw it into the United States, you can't even make a little waves, and at most you will be a political donor. ”

"That's right, as long as we buy off a few high-ranking officials in the U.S. government, we won't be stable." Yamato joked: "And we can also use a supercomputer to get millions of his accounts and crowd other live broadcast platforms." Let the audience get stuck, hey, hey. In this way, not only will some streamers turn to us, but also their fans will come to our platform. ”

Cheng Songwen rolled his eyes: "You can use political donations to buy high-ranking officials, what if the other party's bid is higher?" What do you do? ”

"Comrade, don't we have a KGB, if they refuse to take bribes. Or take the money and do nothing, then we will kill them, and then let the KGB disguise and replace them. Yamato had already thought of a countermeasure, and then Yamato whispered a crazy plan: "And, an important part of our plan is to directly replace the high-spirited 'Mr. President'." ”

"Are you kidding? Transferring the President of the United States? Cheng Songwen directly rejected this crazy plan: "Those damn bodyguards around the president can hide, you can't do it." ”

"Compromise, Comrade General." Catherine will not speak as rushed as Cheng Songwen, she often likes to change the way to solve problems.

Catherine pondered in her mind for a moment: "Why don't we choose to replace those congressional veterans?" Wouldn't it be possible to let them tear each other apart from the president? ”

"Well, that's a way too, anyway, there are many ways, and ......"

"Wait a minute, Comrade Chief. We're already close to the Floating Island Fortress, so let's get some action over there. ”

"Okay, I wish you all the best luck."