The second shooting of my knot is about to start, and Jingshan has to move out of the warm and sweet Taeyeon nest and live back in his own home, which makes him feel very unhappy, and the first time he feels that the shooting of my knot is also bad, although he can show his affection in a bright and bright way, but without Taeyeon's coquettishness and cuteness, life is simply a lot of fun. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The TV in the living room is on, the channel is fixed at MBC, silently waiting for the upcoming broadcast of my first program.

Yun'er nested in the sofa, her slender legs swaying on the soft armrests of the sofa, and complained to Jingshan: "It's over~ It's over! Now my ladylike image is ruined, it's all your fault, what do you say I can fight three like Ji Changxu... After a simulated martial arts scene yesterday, they looked at me strangely. ”

Jing Shan is squatting on the floor, using a brush dipped in the blood of demon beasts to draw his newly developed demon manufacturing circle, because it is newly developed, the Minion can't draw, he can only do it himself, due to the exhaustion of cultivation, Jing Shan, who has just been cultivating for a long time, has reduced the speed of painting the magic circle, and has been drawing for a long time.

Hearing Yun'er's complaint, Jingshan couldn't help but smile and asked curiously, "What kind of martial arts scene did you simulate?"

Yuna said depressedly: "It was a martial arts scene in an underground parking lot, K2xi was chased by more than a dozen bodyguards from the special forces at the first lady's house, and had to run away and fled into the underground parking lot, where there was an encounter. ”

Yun'er's fighting skills are taught by Jing Shan himself, combined with a lot of Wing Chun fighting techniques, but compared to the original Wing Chun boxing to quickly subdue the enemy, to reduce the damage caused to the other party, Jing Shan's set of boxing skills is completely tricky and ruthless, but there are similarities in the moves, not to mention the people who fight with Yun'er, even if they are watching from the side, I am afraid that they will feel that their whole body is faintly cold.

This effect must be completely in line with the requirements of the action director and director, but it must also completely subvert everyone's impression of Yuna...

Jing Shan could fully imagine the frightened eyes of the staff when they looked at Yun as a child, and the resentful eyes of the martial arts actors, and couldn't help but laugh.

"Ahh

Jingshan caught the fallen pillow and said with a smile: "Don't be angry, I have a gift for you!"

Yuna said curiously, "What gift?"

Jing Shan blinked and didn't speak, but placed a few small wooden boards in the center of the circle, and then surrounded the small wooden planks with a strange golden metal block and a crystal that emitted blue light.

The magic circle was activated, flashing a trace of blood-colored light, the magic circle painted by the blood of the demon beast seemed to have life, surging into the three materials, the small wooden board wriggled, melting into a flat palm-sized rectangle, the metal pieces melted into silk threads wrapped around the wooden box, turning into delicate and complex and gorgeous lines, the blue crystal divided into two pieces, reduced to the size of a little thumb cover, and inlaid in the middle of the front and back of the wooden box.

In less than a second, the originally messy ground was left with only a gorgeous gilt mahogany box.

At the top of the box, there is a lid like a lighter, Jingshan picked up the box, opened the lid, and then walked to the living room table, took out a piece of chocolate in the snack box filled with candy, biscuits, chocolate, removed the packaging and stuffed it into the mahogany box, and then pressed and held the blue gems on both sides of the wooden box, and the chocolate melted immediately and disappeared into the box.

Jingshan handed the box to Yun'er and said, "You try to hold down one of the blue gems!"

Yuna did so curiously, pressed the blue gem, and a large piece of chocolate immediately popped out.

Jing Shan said again at this time: "You try to put the mouth of the box facing down and press the gem to hold on." ”

Yuna did so, the box facing down, holding the gem down.

Something magical happened, with a "crackling" sound, large pieces of chocolate appeared from the empty box, and then were poured out, Yuna only pressed for a second, and the poured chocolate already occupied half of the table!

Yuna looked at the box in her hand in disbelief, her excited and moved eyes were like a believer who had seen a holy relic, because for a foodie, this small wooden box that can produce a steady stream of snacks is like a holy relic!

Jingshan said proudly: "You just need to stuff the snack in, press and hold the two sapphires at the same time, the wooden box will record it into the snack menu, you just hold down a sapphire, think about the snacks on the menu, it will continue to copy, you just need to take it with you, you can eat the snacks you want anytime, anywhere! You just need to keep the sapphire energy sufficient!"

Yuna hugged Jingshan and gave him a deep kiss, so happy that she couldn't stop it.

After bouncing around the box for a long time, Yuna asked suspiciously, "Why did you suddenly give me a gift?

"Hmm...... Well...... "Jingshan hugged his arms and said quite seriously: "I said, you must not be angry. ”

Yun'er smiled like a flower, holding the box and nodding without hesitation, Jingshan exhaled a breath and stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers.

"Smack!"

With a crisp snap of her fingers, as if a switch had been turned on, Yuna only felt a memory suddenly emerge from the depths of her mind...

"You..."Yun'er's face suddenly turned red, and she bit her lip and looked at Jingshan in shame, as if there was a laser shooting out of her big eyes...

"Big bad, big scoundrel! Die!"

Jing Shan only felt that it was dark in front of him, and a white and clean little foot had already been pasted on his face, and then an unstoppable force came, and he fell to the ground with a "bang".

By the time Jingshan got up from the floor in a daze, Yuna had already dressed herself and ran out.

Sitting cross-legged on the floor, Jingshan assumed the pose of a thinker and sighed deeply with a deep expression.

As a man who even set the bank password to Yuna's birthday, Jingshan naturally couldn't forget Yuna's birthday.

May 30th.

So that day, when Yuna accepted the blessings of her fans and enjoyed the party with her teammates, her mobile phone was bombarded with countless blessing text messages and was almost paralyzed, and she finally arrived at Jingshan's house, Jingshan had already prepared a birthday gift for her.

A delicious cake that melts your taste buds, a pink sweet couple set, and a ...... Small pills for breast enlargement......

Painting snakes is not enough to describe Jingshan's stupidity, on the night of Yun'er's festive birthday, Jingshan was chased by Yun'er with a kitchen knife, all the way from the South Tianmen to the North Tianmen......

Ran goose, tomorrow is the day to set out to exterminate the ghost thorns, Yun'er is depressed, Jingshan is worried, can't sleep, after the two discussed, they decided to let Jingshan help Yun'er seal this memory first, so that Yun'er only has sweet cakes and couple clothes in her mind, and she can sleep with peace of mind.

And then the rest ... It's the autumn reckoning...

Melancholy~melancholy~

Jingshan fell into the trouble of how to coax his wife and couldn't extricate himself......

――――The demarcation line of Jingshan melancholy――――

"Shun Guioni, do men like big ones?"

In the dormitory when she was young, in Sunny's room, Yoona sits on the floor next to Sunny's bed and complains to Sunny.

Sunny was interrupted playing the game, and he was also very helpless, and asked, "Why are you so angry when he gave you breast enhancement pills?"

Yun'er said as a matter of course: "He just shows that he dislikes me with a flat chest!"

Sunny glanced at Yuna and said leisurely, "Don't you want to be a little bigger?"

Yun'er froze for a moment, lowered her head for a while and said, "I want to..."

"That's right!" Sunny said with a look of hatred for iron and steel, "Even if normal men don't like too big, they will never like flat, and if they like flat chests, aren't they all perverts who control Lori! Besides, haven't you always cared about how small you are? This time you have the opportunity to get bigger, why are you still hesitating!"

"So, don't I blame him?" Yuna always felt that something was wrong, and asked suspiciously, "Should I go back and apologize and thank him?"

"That's not it, it's really wrong for a man to give a woman this kind of gift, it's very inappropriate, it's just as obscene as giving aphrodisiacs to men to each other. Sunny decisively denied it, but pointed out a little more: "But don't forget, your family Jingshan is only twenty-one years old now, and he has never been in love, he may not have been alone with a girl before he met you, it's too normal to do something wrong, if it's an uncle who does this, it's really obscene, but if it's Jingshan, it's just that you can't figure out a woman's mind, and you don't need to be so angry." ”

Yun'er recalled that Jingshan took the gift that she had worked hard to get out of the day, and looked at her cute appearance with a worried face, and couldn't help but laugh out loud, and most of her anger disappeared.

Sunny's face was a little melancholy, and he looked at Yuna with resentment and said, "So why do you have to come to me?

Yuna hugged Sunny embarrassedly and said, "No~Sunny Ernie has the highest emotional intelligence~"

At this time, the ringtone rang suddenly, Yun'er looked at her mobile phone and found that it was Jingshan's phone, the corners of her mouth immediately rose, and she answered the phone and said, "Is there something wrong?"

Jing Shan said hesitantly: "That... Are you going back to dinner?"

Yun'er was sweet in her heart, but she was unforgiving, and snorted and said, "Look at it, I won't go back if it's not delicious." ”

After speaking, he hung up the phone, leaving only Jingshan in the wind...

If you don't come back to eat, how will you know if the food I cook is good or not?