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Yun'er covered her beating little heart and complained, "You scared me to death." ”

"But it's suspicious!" Jingshan stood up, threw the broken game controller into the trash, and said in a tangled voice, "No matter how you think about it, I think there is a problem." ”

"How is that possible?" Yuna said funny, "What do you have to hide from me?"

"You're so easy to deceive, you don't know what to hide from you, that's what you said. ”

Yuna: "......"

Taeyeon covered her mouth and laughed.

Jing Shan pinched her face and rubbed it, and said while rubbing: "Your husband is suspected of cheating, why are you still laughing?"

Taeyeon let him rub it and said vaguely, "If you really have a heart for her, I can't help it." ”

Jingshan stopped his hand and instantly entered a low state: "I'm sorry... I really seem to be a depraved man..."

Taeyeon wanted to comfort him, but didn't know what to say, and finally held back a sentence: "It's okay, if you don't fall, I won't have a chance." ”

"Sure enough, even you think I'm trash..."

Jing Shan shrank on the floor, exuding black gas.

Yun'er walked over and kicked him to the ground, and stepped on his chest like a queen and said, "If you want to know the truth, you can investigate, ask her, why are you so decadent here?"

Yun'er, still wearing sexy stage costumes, black tights full of royal sister atmosphere, outlining her increasingly plump curves, stepping on Jingshan's chest of snow-white beautiful legs, still wrapped in desire... Oh no, it's wrapped in fishnet stockings, and the soft soles of the feet and the strange warm touch of the stockings bloom on the chest, as if there is an electric current flowing all over the body...

In short, Jingshan looked up from the bottom, it was really a beautiful view, and he suddenly blushed, and stammered: "Na~ I... I see...", and then got up, jumped off the balcony and ran away with a puff of smoke.

Taeyeon looked at Yoona suspiciously and asked, "Why do you want him to investigate when he knows it doesn't exist?" ”

"But if he doesn't figure it out himself, he'll be struggling every week, and he'll still be preoccupied, won't he? ”

"Yuna nim~ We have to pay attention to one thing, he now has amnesia once a week, and his favorability towards us is cleared every week, and today is only Monday, what if he likes Sunny?"

"Then let him like it, I have to marry him anyway, if Sunny is willing to follow him, then what can I do. ”

"There are more people who are willing, I, Hyuna, Taylor, Shirley, all of them are willing, what should you do when they are here?

Yoona was empty, biting her finger and looking at Taeyeon innocently and asking, "Then what should I do?"

"Cold salad~ I don't care about you, I'm going to take a shower, and I'm covered in sweat. Taeyeon said a word in Chinese, rolled her eyes, and turned to take a shower.

Yuna stood on the balcony and was tangled, considering whether to jump off the building...... Catch up and stop Jingshan...

――――The gate is dead, something to jump off the building――――

When Jingshan went home and ran to Sunny's house, Sunny hadn't arrived yet, so Jingshan climbed in from the balcony, but pounced on it, only to see a strange penguin twitching all over his body and a cute lazy white kitten.

"Hey, boss, what are you doing here? Have you finally decided to put down the festival and attack my master at night? Oh roar roar roar ~ She will definitely be happy to be fat again, you don't know how cute she was when she was fat ~ But unfortunately she is not at home..."

Jing Shan looked at the chattering penguin and asked suspiciously, "Are you..."

"Maybe you don't remember me, but I was made by you, by my master... Sunny hatched, and in a way, I'm your son with her. ”

"God... Do I even have a son with her?" Jingshan was shocked, grabbed the penguin and asked, "What is my relationship with her?"

"Oh oh~" The penguin covered his face and said with a sad look: "That's really a super sad~sad~sad~~story!"

"Dangdang Dang!" The sympathetic symphony that surrounded the entire living room suddenly sounded, and the penguin broke free from Jingshan's hands, stepping on the rhythm of the music, as if he was the protagonist of the opera, ready to sing his unfortunate fate~

The passionate and sad music made Jingshan instantly frightened and stared at the penguins.

"It was a bright afternoon! The girl met the man who haunted him!"

After a few heavy piano beats, the penguin spun around a few times and said loudly in an impassioned voice: "What a poor girl! I fell in love with a man I shouldn't love!

The sad violin sounded, the atmosphere suddenly became sad, and the penguin's voice weakened, as if lamenting: "The girl washes her face with tears all day long, and she is getting haggard day by day, and the thoughts accumulated in her heart cannot be relieved, and the thoughts of things and people are even more sad, but finally one day, you!!"

The penguin suddenly turned around and pointed at Jingshan's nose with a round finger, Jingshan was startled, and was shocked again, and asked worriedly, "What did I do?"

"You broke into the girl's room! You saw the girl's carcass without an inch! And I was born!"

The penguin insidiously pinched off two unrelated things together, and although they weren't lying, but... It's so brain-filling.

"Sure enough, first Yoona, then Taeyeon, and then Sunny, I, who had gained power and wealth, actually fell without resistance, and was ready to capture Girls' Generation one by one like a daydream I had when I was a teenager?" Jingshan rubbed his hair, feeling extremely messy.

"Actually, you're not particularly depraved. The penguin pretended to comfort him and patted him on the shoulder, and then changed the conversation: "I'm sorry, I'm as honest as I am, I really can't lie, you who make girls sad, you're just a bastard!"

Jingshan Orz knelt on the ground, exuding a black aura of despair, and sentenced himself to death.

"After making sure that I was really a jerk, I was somehow much easier... Hehehehehehe..."

Jing Shan smiled numbly and made a pen and paper out of the Void Creation, and then wrote these lines neatly.

I'm a jerk

I fell in love with three women at the same time

It's all the last step

There must be accountability

The penguin nodded and said, "Yes, you don't have any scum to the bone." ”

Jingshan picked up the pen and continued to write.

Plan 1: Take Sunny home.

Possible consequence 1: Yoona and Taeyeon resent me and broke up with me, and Sunny also thinks I'm a bastard and doesn't want to be with me.

Possible consequence two: ...

The pen and paper "clicked" and fell to the ground, and Jingshan knelt on the ground again in an Orz shape: "I really can't think of other consequences... Surely that's going to be the case, right? I'm going to be single again in less than a day after I got into the feeling of having a girlfriend?"

"Uh... Not necessarily, how do you know the result if you haven't tried it?" the penguin rarely wanted to comfort him, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Maybe he will die even worse." ”

"Shut up..."

The continuous resentment made the penguins shiver.

"Titer~"

The sound of the combination lock being unlocked, and Sunny, who was holding a large pile of beer, pushed open the door and walked in with a blank face.

In the living room, there is a solid iron frame, on which hangs a sandbag, the sandbag is printed with a full-body photo of Jingshan, and the penguin is wearing boxing gloves and is punching the sandbag.

Although the penguin's soft fist didn't hurt at all, Jingshan, who had turned into a sandbag, still felt very unhappy.

Sunny walked up to the sandbag, looked at the photo of Jingshan on the sandbag in a daze, and after a while gritted his teeth and said, "Bad guy!" and then punched him in the face, punched him and kicked him, and said resentfully, "Do you know how much I like you?"

Sunny sat down on the couch, pulled out his beer, and said in dismay, "You won't know, because I won't tell." ”

The penguin stopped boxing and looked at Sunny with a sigh, and the photo of Jingshan on the sandbag also moved, looking at Sunny's back worriedly.

"Gollum~Gollum~"

Sunny was not in the mood to get drunk, and simply gulped down, and in a short time, she had already eaten two bottles of beer, and then frowned in pain.

Drinking on an empty stomach is already easy to get drunk and hurt her stomach, plus she is not on an ordinary empty stomach - she has not eaten for a day, so she began to have stomach pain, and as the alcohol slowly attacked, her spirit was also a little trance.

Jingshan didn't care about pretending, so he directly showed his original form, stepped forward and snatched the beer in her hand, and said a little angrily: "Are you crazy?"

Sunny clutched his stomach and looked at Jingshan in confusion and asked, "Why are you here?"

Jingshan was speechless, and didn't know how to explain it, so he simply didn't explain it, and said, "It's not important, you can't drink like this!"

"Cut~" Sunny wrinkled his nose, picked up another bottle of beer and said, "Who are you?"

After speaking, she raised the bottle and was about to drink it, Jingshan was in a hurry, snatched the beer in her hand again, and said angrily: "I told you not to drink like this!"

"I said who are you!"

"You man!"

Three words popped out and sounded.

Sunny looked at Jingshan blankly, covered his hot face, and muttered, "Oh touch, how could you say such a thing to me?

Jingshan put down the beer bottle in his hand and said softly: "Na, I'm very drunk." ”

"Ahh It hurts..."

Hunger, exhaustion, weakness, coupled with cold alcohol, Sunny felt a burst of blackness in front of his eyes, and at the same time a tingling pain in his stomach, he couldn't help but cry out in pain, clutching his stomach and losing consciousness...?