Chapter 532: Egg Pain (1st Update)
Hua Tianyu stepped forward and said with a smile: "Why are you here?" He looked Xiao Zhuyin up and down, why is this girl here, Hua Tianyu had questions, but he didn't say it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Xiao Zhuyin is the 'messenger' of the blade, which is equivalent to a microphone, and she is in the center to convey everything in the middle, Hua Tianyu didn't expect her to appear here.
Xiao Zhuyin is dressed more fashionably tonight, with exquisite facial features, and when she dresses up like this, she is pretty, just like a lily.
Xiao Zhuyin seemed to have known that he would appear, and she glanced at Hua Tianyu: "What do you think about the flower wine?"
"What?" Hua Tianyu opened his mouth wide, a little embarrassed.
Only then did Hua Tianyu know that Xiao Zhuyin did not appear here by chance, this was obviously prepared, and he was waiting for him here, otherwise how could he know that he was drinking 'flower wine'.
He suddenly thought of the scene where Xiaocui seduced her in the box just now, this girl...... Hua Tianyu thought about it, and instantly broke into a cold sweat, he knew how powerful the blade was, would they install a camera or something like that in the private room.
In fact, Hua Tianyu thought too much.
Xiao Zhuyin 'cut' a sound, "I thought I didn't know, that Hong Kong director invited you to drink flower wine, hum, you men don't have good things!"
Hua Tianyu said: "Girl, you can't kill them all with a stick, what do you mean 'you men don't have a good thing', I'm a good thing!"
"Are you something?"
"Of course I'm not a thing!" Hua Tianyu said with a grin.
Xiao Zhuyin couldn't help laughing, she was amused by Hua Tianyu's words, Xiao Zhuyin's smile was really like a lily blooming, Hua Tianyu said in his heart: "Fortunately, this girl is still very young now, if this girl goes through the precipitation of the years, she will definitely grow into a scourge that will captivate the country and the city!"
Seeing Hua Tianyu staring at her, Xiao Zhuyin said angrily: "What do you see, believe it or not, dig out your eyeballs!"
Hua Tianyu smiled: "Don't believe it!"
Xiao Zhuyin snorted heavily, "Pervert!" After speaking, he turned around and left.
Hua Tianyu smiled and followed Xiao Zhuyin: "Girl, you're shy, this shows that you are beautiful, you see, it's not just me, they all look at you!"
Xiao Zhuyin walked forward, and the pedestrians on the road naturally looked at her, Hong Kong is a city that never sleeps, even at night, there are many pedestrians on the street.
"Are you still finished?"
Xiao Zhuyin stopped and asked angrily, Hua Tianyu has also been very depressed these days, Xiao Zhuyin came over, it is rare to have a friend to talk to, the two have always been bickering as soon as they meet, and it is normal to fight in different places.
Hua Tianyu said with a smile: "It's not over, the point is that I haven't finished speaking, I found that when I saw you this time, you are much more beautiful than before, and it is not the same as before, you are exceptionally beautiful and moving!"
Girls like to listen to beautiful words, although Xiao Zhuyin is a sharp person, but she is also a girl, and of course she likes it when she hears other people's praise.
She glanced at Hua Tianyu, there was a hint of joy in her eyes, but she hid it well, and she asked, "Really?
Hua Tianyu said solemnly: "Because I finally found out that you are a woman!"
"You ....." Xiao Zhu Yin's pretty little face turned white, and she didn't treat her as a woman at all. Xiao Zhuyin didn't think about it, he raised his leg and kicked towards Hua Tianyu.
"You go to die!"
Xiao Zhu Yin was angry, a kick up, from the bottom up, from between Hua Tianyu's legs, a kick upward, according to the scientific name of martial arts, this trick is called 'flirting yin legs', if you are picked up by the other party, the two yolks are not kicked and broken!
Hua Tianyu's scalp was numb, he didn't expect Xiao Zhuyin to kick when he said to kick, this Nima kicked here, this is to cut off his children and grandchildren, Hua Tianyu was so frightened that his face turned green, but the distance between the two was too close, Xiao Zhuyin said to kick it, and he didn't give him a chance to dodge, Hua Tianyu said "Mom".
said that it was too late, it was fast, this guy's legs clamped hard, and finally stopped Xiao Zhuyin's attack quickly, Hua Tianyu also tried his best, and he could stop it, but Xiao Zhuyin's little foot still kicked between his legs.
Hua Tianyu'ā|'Oā²|āå·~~', his face turned green directly, he fell to the ground in pain, holding his lower body with both hands, with a painful look, he is not a fake, this Nima is really painful, Hua Tianyu regrets it so much, I would have known that I wouldn't tease this girl, who knew that she was not deep or shallow, and gave him such a trick to 'tease the yin legs'.
However, everything was useless, Hua Tianyu covered his crotch and fell to the ground in pain, unable to even make a sound. A few passers-by didn't know what was going on, stopped to watch, and pointed.
Xiao Zhuyin said: "What to see, what is there to see when I teach the pervert!"
Seeing Xiao Zhuyin pinching his waist, looking righteous, a few pedestrians were silent, but an elderly man couldn't see it, he saw Xiao Zhuyin raise his leg and kicked towards Hua Tianyu's crotch, this old man saw the two of them talking and laughing, and then said that he would do it.
The old man said: "Little girl, it's okay for boyfriends and girlfriends to flirt, but it's not good to start so hard, you're young, you may not understand, men's places are the most vulnerable, you step down, so you don't know the depth will kick your boyfriend's yolk to pieces, young people joke to know the depth."
Hurry up and help him up and go to the hospital, see if there is a wood and a kick, if the kick is bad, it will affect fertility, even if it is sexual function, how will he live a married life in the future, hurry up, come and help me help him!"
This old man didn't speak Mandarin very well, but he understood the general meaning, he walked over to help Hua Tianyu, but he didn't have that much strength, so he asked Xiao Zhuyin to go over to help.
Xiao Zhuyin understood it, but at this moment, a little face had already turned red, the old gentleman thought she was Hua Tianyu's girlfriend, and the worst thing was to say something like that, where did she suffer from this, if it was changed to the temper of the past, she would have to beat this one together.
But this is an old gentleman, not to mention whether people have malicious intentions, how can this body and bones prevent her from being beaten, and she can be beaten to death directly, so Xiao Zhuyin bit his lip, puffing up, not helping, not helping!
The old gentleman said reluctantly: "Little girl, help me help him, you go to the hospital to check it out, and see if your boyfriend has been kicked by you!"
Hua Tianyu also couldn't cry or laugh, this old gentleman was so enthusiastic, but seeing Xiao Zhuyin's appearance, Hua Tianyu was a lot more comfortable for no reason, the key is to relieve anger, how can there be such a joke, people will laugh when they joke, Le Yile, Nima, this girl is really a dead hand when she jokes, this Nima Fortunately, he reacted quickly and eased her speed, if she was kicked directly, Nima, the egg was broken!
Hua Tianyu stood up with a hunched waist and thanked the old gentleman repeatedly: "Old man, thank you, it's okay, it's okay, my girlfriend doesn't know the depths, she is not sensible, it's okay, it's okay, you're busy, thank you!"
The old gentleman also consulted himself: "Young man, is it really okay? Don't forget, you must go to the hospital for a check-up, otherwise the sequelae will affect your fertility!"
Hua Tianyu is also sweaty, this old gentleman cares so much about childbirth, this is also too enthusiastic. Finally sent the old gentleman away, Hua Tianyu squatted on the ground again, Nima, this pain is not like the pain of other injuries, this Nima is really unbearable.
Seeing Hua Tianyu squatting down again, his face was ugly, Xiao Zhu Yin came over with a weak heart, she was also a little worried, the old gentleman just took a bite to affect fertility, what if Hua Tianyu was really kicked bad, what should I do?
"Are you alright?"
Xiao Zhuyin leaned over and asked.
Hua Tianyu said: "You said there was something wrong, oops!" This guy is not pretending, it hurts!
"Or, go to the hospital and take a look!" Xiao Zhuyin blushed, not knowing what to do, she could see whether Hua Tianyu was pretending or not, this was really painful!
Hua Tianyu waved his hand at her: "Don't go!"
"But..."Xiao Zhuyin was also a little panicked when he saw his painful appearance, "But... What if something goes wrong?"
Hua Tianyu was so painful that he couldn't speak for a while, he breathed a sigh of relief, and he said angrily: "I know that I am afraid and I will be so ruthless, Lao Tzu's eggs will be kicked and broken by you!"
Oops, Hua Tianyu is not pretending, he squatted on the ground, his expression was so painful!
Xiao Zhuyin bit her lip, she knew that she might be in trouble!
"Or... Otherwise, I'll help you rub it!" Xiao Zhuyin said casually, without a brain!
Hua Tianyu instantly forgot about the pain, he raised his head, and saw Xiao Zhuyin's innocent face, he nodded subconsciously, and then 'oops', there was a shameless reaction below, and the revenge for this reaction was, egg pain!