1. Women's lily

"Senior brother, today is Chinese New Year's Eve, what about the New Year's money?" Bai Zisheng smiled at the corner of his mouth, stretched out a hand, and asked his senior brother for his New Year's money.

Zuo Chuning: "......" silently took out a few spirit stones from the storage bag.

"No, how can the gift of the senior brother be so hasty!" "Refuse in minutes, iceberg, you don't know how to talk about love anymore, if you don't know how to give gifts, see if Lao Tzu can't beat you to death!"

Zuo Chuning: "......" junior brother is acting as a demon again, what should I do, I am in a hurry to wait online.

"Senior brother can't think of it, is it okay to agree to Zisheng's request?" Bai Zisheng was not annoyed, and there was a strange smile on the corner of his mouth.

Zuo Chuning's body stiffened and nodded.

"That's good...... Senior brother has to be obedient~"

――I'm a cute dividing line〜

The night is as cool as water, and in an antique room, burning red candles and dim lights cast an ambiguous shadow.

In the room, there was a woman in a red dress. But it makes people feel a little disobedient -

Yes, the "woman" was too tall, eight feet tall, and her bones were not as slender as ordinary women.

Zuo Chuning's face was expressionless, and he couldn't imagine that his junior brother's request was to let him wear women's clothes......

"The lady is really a good color, husband, I will be fascinated by you!" Bai Zisheng's warm voice revealed a hint of pleasure and cunning, like a mortal man praising his "wife".

He picked up Zuo Chuning's chin, looked at Zuo Chuning's cold and indifferent eyes, and continued to laugh: "How can the lady have a grudge on her face, isn't she in a hurry? **A moment is worth a thousand gold, and a husband really shouldn't be wronged by a lady......"

As he spoke, he leaned over and kissed him—not a fierce kiss, but a small and light kiss.

Zuo Chuning let him move, and even helped him remove his clothes together, and there was no expression on his face.

Bai Zisheng was secretly surprised, could it be that the senior brother had changed sex?

When his clothes were quiet, the sky swirled for a while, and Zuo Chuning, who was originally pressed under him, turned over, wearing red clothes that were as strong as fire, lined with a cold face, which reminded people of the cold ice and fire for no reason.

Zuo Qiu Ning's eyes became deeper and deeper, like a volcano about to erupt, full of terrifying darkness.

He looked at Bai Zisheng under him, his eyes darkened, and a round object entered Bai Zisheng's body through his lips and tongue.

Immediately, he shook his head slightly, and the lips and tongues of the two separated, pulling out a trace of silver thread.

Bai Zisheng's eyes were slightly wet, but he was shocked to realize that his dantian had been imprisoned, and his whole body was paralyzed.

So he could only look at his good brother, who was turning over and going down to the ground with a solemn face, looking for something under the bed.

I saw Zuo Chuning dragging out a water-blue women's dress in the cabinet under the bed, and then looked at it for a long time, then turned around and put it on for Bai Zisheng carefully......

Zuo Chuning's face was calm, as if he was doing something extremely important, and he gently put on a blue skirt for Bai Zisheng, and tied the skirt belt around his waist thinly.

Bai Zisheng only said that this iceberg was really sullen, but he had such an idea, and there was a burst of shame in his eyes.

This guy actually gave him the Soft Sutra Pill!

After Zuo Chuning put it on for him, he looked at it carefully, and a trace of surprise flashed in his calm and waveless eyes.

The person on the bed, wearing a water-blue women's dress, weighed the red quilt, was as clear as a fairy, and the blush on his face and the shame in his eyes pulled this person who seemed to be about to become an immortal back to the mortal dust, making it in the pure and warm, with a touch of charm.

Bai Zisheng's eyes were slightly wet, and he looked at the man in front of him who was cold. Seeing the strong affection in his eyes, he finally sighed, opened his mouth slightly, and admitted him.

Feeling the movements of the people under him, a glimmer of ghost light flashed in Zuo Chuning's eyes, and then gradually deepened......

――I'm a lovely harmony line〜

The two of them are connected under each other, their lips and tongues are intertwined, and they are like mandarin ducks crossing their necks, Luan Feng and Ming.

However, in this charming process, the blue dress on Bai Zisheng's body has not been taken off......

――I'm the dividing line of the river crab---

Bai Zisheng: I knew it! That thing was a sullen!

2. On how spicy strips dominate the world

"Now the auction of this finale product ......" The bewitching woman on the stage has charming eyes, and her delicate and charming voice is extremely seductive. It is the demon girl who is also both righteous and evil.

At this moment, she tore open the Broken Sky Silk Silk that covered the tray to isolate her divine sense, and the goods in the tray were revealed.

It's ...... Legend has it that this ancient artifact can help people soar and win the fruit of the test of heaven - the top student in the college entrance examination, which is really a rare legendary treasure!

It is such a valuable thing, and the Huanggang Auction House also sells it......

This kind of handwriting is worthy of the Huanggang Auction House, which is known for its ability!

The monks in the audience had already discovered what the objects on the stage were when they lifted the Broken Sky Silk Silk!

At this time, their eyes glowed green, eager to kill people and seize treasures!

If it weren't for the strength of the Huanggang Auction House, I am afraid that I would not dare to put this item up for auction.

"I'll have fifty Hengshui City Chinese mock exam papers!" a monk said suddenly!

As if the gap had opened, everyone bid, "One hundred!"

"One hundred and fifteen!"

"Two hundred!"

"I'll produce fifty math mock exam papers!" As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent, and then a bigger wave was set off!

"Eighty Jiangsu math papers for the college entrance examination the year before last!"

"One hundred comprehensive papers for last year's Hubei college entrance examination ......"

A voice from Wu: "A pack of spicy strips secretly made from college entrance examination papers from all over the world!"

Everyone seemed to be choked by the throat, and the scene was silent...... "It's actually the spicy strips of the Ancient Immortal Treasure!"

"Who is this, who can take out such a precious immortal treasure?" "Is it extremely ......?"

From behind everyone came a man dressed in blue, he was cold and handsome, and his momentum was like a rainbow. Everyone was shocked by its momentum and avoided it one after another.

"It turned out to be a disciple of the excavator department of Lanxiang Academy......!"

"No wonder you can take out the Ancient Immortal Treasure Spicy Strips!"

"This momentum...... He really deserves to be a disciple of the Ancient Immortal Sect Lan Xiang......!"

No matter how everyone guessed, the man in blue was still as cold as frost.

At this time, he just wanted to pocket this ancient artifact for a hundred years and a thousand years of college entrance examination and a thousand years of simulation, so as to help him learn to stir-fry with an excavator as soon as possible......

"Hmph......! I'll make three packs of secret spicy noodles!" A voice like a spring breeze came, shouting out the jaw-dropping price.

"Who is it?!, who dares to refute Lan Xiang Academy's face?" everyone was amazed.

At this moment, a vague figure slowly manifested. The person who came was dressed in a white robe, and he was elegant and elegant.

At this time, people found the sign on the man's white robe...... It turned out to be a disciple of New Oriental Academy! No wonder he was able to mercilessly slap the face of a disciple of Lanxiang Academy, and he was able to take out three packs of spicy strips!

Although Lanxiang Academy and New Oriental College both belong to the Ancient Immortal Sect, the spicy bar reserves of New Oriental College are more than ten times that of Lanxiang College!

After all, the disciples of New Oriental Academy ...... They are all good at making zuò spicy strips!

The disciple of Lanxiang Academy obviously knew that he was invincible, his face turned pale, and he brushed his sleeves away.

The disciple of the New Oriental Academy looked at the blue-clothed man who left angrily, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and then he threw three packets of spicy strips at the Demon Luo Fairy.

He took off the ancient artifact, hastily stuffed it into his arms, and walked away in the direction where the disciples of Lanxiang Academy had left.

At this point, the auction has also come to an end.

3. Dog abuse

At that time, Bai Zisheng and Zuo Chuning experienced the baptism of the heavenly calamity, and finally became a venerable, and it was the same life as the sky, tearing the world apart with every gesture.

At this time, there is no longer a place in this vast world that can stop the two of them.

"Senior brother," Bai Zisheng, whose eyebrows were still clear and gentle, turned his head: "Do you still remember Hongchen's party back then?"

Zuo Qiu Ning looked down at him, and his usually cold face softened slightly: "I remember." ”

"I don't know if the people in that village still remember you and me. Bai Zisheng recalled the past, but he was still embarrassed.

Zuo Chuning's body did not move: "If you miss it, you can go for it, and it will be fine." ”

Bai Zisheng coughed, and his face couldn't help but show embarrassment.

He really wants to revisit his hometown, in addition to missing the simple old people on that side, but he also wants to relive the ordinary life at that time.

At that time, the two of them were brothers, in that remote and closed small mountain village, like a mortal couple, going out early and returning late, weeding and drinking dew at night.

This was a rare peaceful day on his immortal journey.

Zuo Chuning looked at Bai Zisheng with a look of emotion and nostalgia, and didn't say a word.

As a Taoist couple, how could he not know what his junior brother thought? Raised his hand and rubbed the top of Bai Zisheng's hair: "I also miss the old people very much, so I will go to visit one or two this time." ”

When Bai Zisheng heard this, he smiled, and his eyebrows were full of affection: "Then you have to work hard to support Senior Brother all the way, so as not to cause Zisheng to suffer miserably." ”

Zuo Chuning didn't care much about Bai Zisheng's ridicule, tilted his head slightly, dropped a kiss on his head, and lightly grabbed Bai Zisheng's narrow waist in his hand, and the two of them disappeared into this world without a sound.