Chapter 102: Quirks
Mu Yaqin brought Long Yan back to Fangcaohui, causing all the disciples to be excited. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Mu Yaqin bathed and changed her clothes, changed into her disciple's clothes, and was about to prepare to meet the old lady. "Senior sister, the old lady is urging!" a female disciple hurriedly said.
The old lady asked to see Mu Yaqin and Chi Hai by name. Mu Yaqin was worried that Chi Hai would have something wrong when he saw the old lady for the first time, so he hurriedly explained the old lady's situation to him briefly. "Chi Hai, the old lady is moody and perverse, but in the final analysis, she is also my mentor. When you see her later, you should be as attentive as you have seen me, and don't say anything you shouldn't say!" Mu Yaqin emphasized the last sentence. Chi Hai nodded in response.
The old lady has no name and no surname, and has called herself "the old lady" since she founded Fangcaohui. All the disciples followed her and called her "old lady". The old lady has no other hobbies, just food. Although the decoration in the pavilion is not luxurious, the aroma of food wafts all over the house, and the delicacy is never interrupted everywhere you go. She is nearly sixty years old, and she is lying on her body all day, and her eyebrows are in good spirits.
The two walked side by side towards the Kite Pavilion. The Pavilion is the largest house in the herbs, and fires are placed all over the courtyard, lighting up the fragrance everywhere, wrapping the whole courtyard, and the fragrance is refreshing. Stepping into the hospital, you can see female attendants shuttling in an orderly manner everywhere, each holding a brocade food jade plate in her hand. The attendant with the delicious food in his hand enters the pavilion from the left, and the attendant with the scraps comes out from the right. The aroma of the food made Chi Hai a little hungry, and he swallowed hard.
"Are you nervous?" Mu Yaqin said with concern when she saw him swallowing his saliva. Chi Hai smiled and said, "No, it's just that I smell these smells, and I feel a little hungry." Mu Yaqin nodded and said, "You'll get used to it slowly." The old lady likes to eat, and it would be even better if she could satisfy her old taste!" said the two of them, and they continued to walk into the pavilion. I saw a huge bed in the center of the pavilion, and on the couch was sitting an old lady in ragged clothes, holding a spoon in her left hand and a pair of black iron chopsticks about seven inches long in her right hand, eating a table of delicacies like gobbling up. A few attendants stood in front of the couch, constantly arranging the plates on the table.
When an attendant saw Mu Yaqin and Chi Hai walk in and stood in front of the couch, he leaned over and said to the old lady: "Old lady, Senior Sister Mu is back and is waiting in front of the couch." When the old lady heard this, her hands suddenly stopped, and after a few chews in her mouth, she swallowed hard, and raised her head to look forward. I saw that the old lady was full of silver threads, and she used a pale pink ribbon to wrap two slightly playful braids. He had a wrinkled face and painted his lips vermilion. The old lady's upper and lower lips moved, and she said in a hoarse accent: "Okay, come closer, let the old lady see if you are fat or thin?"
Mu Yaqin pulled Chi Haihai two steps forward and said, "Old lady, we're back." The old lady leaned forward, and the hem of her dress almost got into the soup on her plate. The attendant beside him hurriedly stretched out his hand to lift the front swing, and the old lady continued: "It looks like she's lost weight...... Good work, Yaqin. With that, he sat back down, picked up a leaf from his plate, and threw it into the air. Mu Yaqin jumped up, took out a pair of iron chopsticks from his sleeve that were exactly the same as the old lady, grabbed the vegetable leaves and put them in his mouth, and said, "Thank you, old lady!" As she spoke, she swallowed the vegetable leaves in a few bites.
The old lady continued to pick up a piece of steaming fatty pork and throw it into the air. Mu Yaqin jumped again to catch the meat, glanced at Chi Hai, and stuffed it into his mouth. Before Chi Hai could react, a mouthful of meat almost choked him and vomited. Mu Yaqin hurriedly shook his head and signaled him not to spit it out, but Chi Hai had to hold it in his mouth for the time being, not daring to swallow. Seeing this, the old lady snorted and said, "This young man is the little monk Shaojun, and he looks ......pretty good," she said, put down her chopsticks and continued, "Yaqin, Xiaowan has already told me the general situation. I want to hear what the situation of the Sword Hua Benji you have mastered, and what is the origin of that woman named Long Yan?"
Mu Yaqin nodded yes, and explained all her experiences. The old lady nodded frequently, suddenly frowned, and suddenly chuckled a few times. Chi Hai watched from the side, holding a slice of meat in his mouth but not daring to swallow it, and his heart was even more tormented.
"We have taken Long Yan back, and Han Xiaoyue will find him soon. At that time, we will torture and find out the whereabouts of the "Jianhua Benji" that they have mastered, and the old lady can easily pocket the three volumes. Mu Yaqin said and looked at the old lady. The old lady nodded and smiled: "In this way, this Long Yan is really valuable." Rewarded!" he said, picking up another piece of meat and throwing it into the air. Mu Yaqin took it and stuffed it into his mouth, and thanked him frequently. The old lady said again: "It's just, if Han Xiaoyue doesn't dare to come, what should I do?"
Mu Yaqin said: "The disciple is not afraid that he will not come." Long Yan is his wife who has never passed through the door, they have been through hardships together, and their relationship is deep......" As he spoke, he suddenly felt a tingling in his heart. Of course she didn't want Han Xiaoyue's mind to be all on Long Yan. The old lady saw the clue at a glance, and Xiao Wan had already told the two of them about visiting the church, so she smiled and said: "Yaqin, how do you know that they have a deep relationship? Can we never change our hearts if we share hardships together? Even if we get married in the church, they may not really love each other!"
Mu Yaqin listened, and hurriedly knelt down on her knees and said, "Old lady, it turns out that you all know!" Seeing this, Chi Hai hurriedly knelt down together. The old lady laughed and said, "Get up, it's not a big deal, it's all for the sake of "Jianhua Benji", the old lady won't blame you!" The old lady continued: "It is also a blessing for that kid to be able to marry my family's Yaqin Chapel. When that kid comes to find Long Yan, the old lady will be in charge of the marriage for you again!" Mu Yaqin was overjoyed when she heard this, but Chi Hai lowered her head and looked embarrassed.
The old lady turned to look at Chi Hai, and noticed that he seemed to still have the fatty pork that he had thrown to him in his mouth, so she leaned over and looked at him and said, "Little monk Shaojun, is it that our Fangcaohui's food is not to your liking?" Chi Hai was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly swallowed it after chewing it in two bites, and said with a deep salute: "Appetite, appetite...... It's just that the little monk looked at the old lady, and couldn't help but be in awe, and was a little frightened...... "The old lady listened to it, and laughed: "Old lady, I'm not a tiger, don't be afraid!" Chi Hai only felt that the atmosphere around him was treacherous, and he couldn't leave quickly.
While eating, the old lady said, "Little monk Shaojun, my Fangcaohui is full of women, and the old lady has something to say to you." The so-called 'difference between men and women' is said in some ways, and some in others. Some things can be seen, and some things can't. As she spoke, the old lady suddenly dropped her chopsticks, got up and picked up a black, unclear wooden cane in front of the bed, and slowly walked out of the dining table to Chi Hai's side and continued, "For example, Yanzi, Xiaoshun, Xiaorui, these children, they are very enthusiastic, and the first man you come into contact with is you, you have to be more measured!"
After hearing this, Chi Hai hurriedly said: "Little monk remember!" Mu Yaqin nodded and said: "Old lady, don't worry, the disciple has also inspected him for a while, and he is indeed not the kind of frivolous person." The old lady smiled and said, "That's good, that's ......good," she said, returned to the couch, lay down on her side and continued, "Since the old lady became the owner of Fangcaohui, no man has ever come. This time, it can be regarded as a precedent for you!" Mu Yaqin nodded yes.
The old lady continued: "That's right. Yaqin, in two days, Fangcaohui will have a few distinguished guests, and the Qingshui Gate Lingqiu Spring Master led a total of eleven disciples to visit. Mu Yaqin thought for a moment and said, "What does the old lady mean...... Are they going to come to Fangcaohui?" The old lady shook her head and said, "Of course you can't come in, let's receive them in Jinling." Tomorrow, you and Xiaowan will go to Jinling to handle this matter, be sure to prepare thoroughly, don't let people think that we are stingy. Regarding the aspect of eating......" The old lady thought for a moment and continued, "You should be especially attentive to the aspect of eating, understand?" Mu Yaqin nodded and said, "The disciple understands, and he will definitely arrange it well." The old lady waved her hand and said, "All right, you go down! Two hours later, call Miss Long Yan to see me!"
Mu Yaqin and the others retreated. Chi Hai said as he walked: "Yaqin, am I too nervous about my performance today?" Mu Yaqin nodded and said: "You can't be blamed for this, anyone will feel uncomfortable when they see her for the first time, including me." Chi Hai was puzzled: "Why did the old lady throw us food? This feeling is like a family dog...... Mu Yaqin smiled and said: "Well, this is an old lady's way of doing things." She is very satisfied with you if she wants to give you a vegetarian diet, and if she gives you a meat meal at the first sight, she welcomes you. If you are rewarded with meat for the second time, it will be because you have done something that displeased her. ”
Chi Hai remembered that the old lady did seem to have thrown two pieces of meat, but they were both caught by Mu Yaqin, so he said secretly: "Could it be that the second time you caught the meat, the old lady was dissatisfied with me?" Mu Yaqin nodded and said: "Reward your first piece of meat, you eat it." The old lady's love of food cannot be tarnished by anyone...... Also, each of the Fangcaohui disciples will wear a pair of iron chopsticks with them. Kung Fu on chopsticks, I'll teach you slowly in the future......"
The two walked, and saw Xiao Wan and Long Yan walking one after the other in the distance. At this moment, Long Yan had already finished grooming and changed into the clothes of Fang Caohui's disciple, and it did look very suitable. As soon as Chi Hai saw Long Yan, he remembered her appearance when she took a bath, and the scene lingered in his mind, and he couldn't help but feel a little ashamed. Xiao Wan happily ran over and said, "Senior sister, Long Yan has finished washing." I found her a dress for us, do you see if it fits?" Mu Yaqin looked up and down and smiled: "It fits very well, if you don't look carefully, you really think it's our sister!"