Chapter 59: The First Assessment: Investigation (Part II)
"Let's get down to business, let's take a look at the intense journey to find mission items on the field, and in the last ten minutes, have they found those things?"
Assessment site:
"Hey, Sasuke, did you just see Uncle Jiraiya's "Intimacy Paradise" series?" Sakura said for Sasuke. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Didn't see it!" is a lot like Sasuke's style.
"I'm ......" Naruto just wanted to raise his hand, and then his stomach rumbled, and he immediately covered his stomach with both hands.
"Naruto, what are you doing?
Naruto clutched his stomach and nodded!
"Okay then, you go first, we're looking for it, these questions are really perverted, I don't know who came out with them, isn't this a play?" Sakura went crazy here.
"Needless to say, this must be Brother Shumao's trick, you don't know, he is so speechless when he comes up with a question. Sasuke made a bold guess.
"Also, apart from Brother Shumao, who can come up with these perverted topics? I really don't know what happened to them, there are other people!"
"They shouldn't be fine, reconnaissance missions are trivial for them, and they should be able to complete this level very easily!" Sasuke still knows the people he knows well.
"Notice: Konoha's tooth team is the first to complete the reconnaissance assessment, and the remaining assessment time: 8 minutes, please continue to work hard!"
The news from the roadside radio directly stimulated others, and the investigation and assessment were completed in 7 minutes, which was even lower than the scheduled 10 minutes! A group of shinobi who were not willing to lag behind began to work hard and began to speed up one after another.
"Damn, as soon as I talked about them, they completed the task, and my mouth is too ......" Sakura immediately said with a smile, although she didn't spare them, but she was still in a good mood, at least her partner cleared the customs, which was also a very great thing.
"They're supposed to be a scouting team, that's normal, I'm thinking about it, what should we do? It's still the last "Intimacy Paradise" series, at least 3 copies need to be found! In addition, Shikamaru's team also has problems, they are used as a support group, Shikamaru's head is relatively easy to use, but can he remember the location of so many mission items? And those moving ......"
"Well, that's true, in addition, Ningji's team should also be able to pass, after all, Ningji and Hinata are both from the Hyuga clan. Their eyes are like cheats in this assessment. ”
"Let's find a book quickly, I really don't know who it is, put such a perverted thing in the middle ninja assessment, as a task item!" Sasuke's complaint was immediately received by that person.
Kakashi, who was standing behind Tsunade, sneezed.
"What's wrong with Kakashi? Not feeling well?"
"Hokage-sama, no, I guess someone is talking about me!"
"Did you do something that didn't mean you?"
"How so?"
"Then why did someone scold you?"
Naruto's stomach hurts, and after he finishes his stomach, he discovers that something is wrong in the toilet, because he found more than one copy of the quest item "Intimacy Paradise" in the straw paper basket, and he has a complete set. Naruto immediately wiped his ass excitedly, and rushed out directly holding a set of books.
"Sakura-chan, Sasuke, I've found the last book, I've found Intimacy Heaven!" Naruto snapped the eyes of those who needed them.
"What? You've found it? There's still more than six minutes, where did you find it? Let's go and hand in the mission!"
"Oh, I went to the toilet and found a set of books in the paper basket, look!"
"Alright, let's go!" Sasuke led the way.
When the others heard the news, they all ran to the nearby toilets.
"Ah, I found one!"
"Me too, but I found 3 copies, but it should be enough to hand in the task, and I only need three copies!"
A group of people broke out, and the rest of the people hurriedly felt the nearest toilet and began to turn up the paper basket.
"What's the situation? Why are so many people going to the toilet? The toilets on both sides of the road have become everyone's favorite place in order to prevent some accidents, what's going on? Our staff cut the picture to the outside of the toilet and linked the sound system by the way. ”
"Me too, but I found 3 copies, but it should be enough to hand in the task, and I only need three copies!"
"It's a surprising result, I've guessed that they must have found the task item in the toilet, so everyone went to the toilet, let's zoom in on the camera to see, what kind of work it is, it was actually put in the toilet, this is disrespectful to the author, I don't know who put it in!"
"Intimacy Paradise"!
All the adults in Konoha, including those who have read this book abroad, all smiled knowingly at this moment, except for one person - Jiraiya!
"Bastard! Lao Tzu's book can only be used to go to the toilet? Which immoral thing put it in for me?"
Kakashi lowered his head and touched his nose.
"Haha, I'm laughing to death, the book you wrote can only be put in the toilet and used as straw paper!!" Tsuchikage stood directly on the chair and laughed heartily.
The others on the side hid their faces from their smiles.
"Okay, Jiraiya, your books can only be put on the toilet for everyone to use in the toilet, so don't care so much. I think my brother has done a pretty good job!"
Kakashi just wanted to say something, but Shisui immediately pulled him, obviously Shisui was also an accomplice!
"This damn little bastard, bullying me like this, I'll clean him up when I get back!"
"Well, we can see that most of the teams that came out of the toilet came straight to the arena, and apparently they lacked this book called "Loved Ones' Paradise"! What kind of book is this? I won't introduce it here, but it's a pity that someone on the road wants to open it, obviously he is not up to age, and he can't be opened!"
Shigeru is talking about Naruto who is opening the book!
"This is an adult book, just like children can't drink, children can't read this book! In fact, you don't need to read the content to know, the author of this book is one of the three ninjas who is known as the 'lustful toad', and it is also written, since it is 'lustful toad', then it must be very yellow and violent content, so parents should take care of their children, so as not to regret it!"
Shu Mao's meaningful remarks, as well as his weird tone, immediately made the audience burst into shocking laughter!
"This little ghost is so angry with me, haha, I'm also a good thing, but I'm a big loser this time!"
Tsuchikage burst into laughter again, "Loess, prepare something for me, I'm going to send you that little ghost, this little ghost is really good, help me out!"
"Yes!" Loess apparently began to prepare gifts!
"Shumao!" Jiraiya shouted, and was about to run over and beat the kid, but there was a voice from upstairs.
"Jiraiya, stop, if you go over, be careful that I clean you up!" The three generations who accompanied several daimyo shouted Jiraiya, it was really embarrassing, and it was a shame to lose Konoha's face.
Zilai was still very face-saving to his teacher, and finally sat down.
"Jiraiya-sama, you can bear with this matter, Shumao smashed all the casinos in Konoha all, do you want him to go and smash all the publishing houses? I think you still don't want to go to him for trouble, otherwise......" Ding Zuo sat behind Jiraiya, counting Ding Zuo was his subordinate before, and the relationship with Jiraiya is still very good, everyone don't look at Ding Zuo's appearance of five big and three thick, in fact, he can be a family, and his brain will not be bad.
Hearing Ding Zuo's words, Jilai was instantly silent, and after thinking about it, he felt that with the virtue of that little ghost, it was really possible to ban those publishing houses!
But the Tsuchikage laughed even more happily, and jumped on the chair, no, accidentally, twisted his waist again!
"Ouch, it hurts me to death! Loess, what about people, help me straighten it out!"
"Tsuchikage, I'll help you straighten things out!" Jiraiya saw him like that, and immediately rushed to the front.
"Okay!" Tsuchikage, who was in a lot of pain, obviously didn't notice that it was Jiraiya who said this, so he agreed directly.
Then, there was no more, only louder shouts came from the rostrum......
"Okay, we've seen it, and there are still thirty seconds left, how many teams will be wiped out this time!
Inside the Arena:
"Shikamaru, how many have you arrived?" asked Naruto.
"We arrived with Ning Ci and the others, we are not good at finding things, so I will follow Ning Ci and them, looking for things together, and looking for things with each other, so we are relatively fast! You are our brotherhood, the last people to arrive!" Ino answered this question as Shikamaru helped him.
"You don't know, if Naruto hadn't gone to the toilet halfway, otherwise, it would be very dangerous for us to advance now, I really don't know which one of them lacked eyes and actually put the book in the toilet. Sakura is still complaining about it.
"Actually, I think it's normal, such a garbage book should be put in the toilet!"
"Ninji, do you know what's written in it?" Naruto's eyes widened.
"I don't know, but every time my aunt scolds my uncle, the reason is because my uncle likes to read this book and keeps it privately!
"That's right, but why does Kakashi-sensei love it so much?"
"I don't know about this!"
"Kakashi-sensei is so stingy, he doesn't show us books, and he avoids us every time he reads. And I thought I could see the contents of the books, but as a result, these books were sealed!" Naruto began to complain.
"It's okay, Naruto-kun, as long as we can pass the assessment, that's good!" Xiao Li comforted.
"Indeed!"
"Okay audience, that's the end of this morning's assessment, this morning's short half-hour assessment, directly brushed off most of the ninjas, and now there are still 30 ninjas left in the field, let's congratulate them!"
The audience erupted in applause.
"Before leaving, I would like to inform you that we will start at 1 o'clock in the afternoon, and we will conduct the next assessment!
Okay, everybody, now you can leave!"
After speaking, Shumao directly beckoned, and a water column suddenly appeared from the edge of the stone pillar, Shumao strode onto the water column, and then the water column slowly lowered, and Shumao landed safely.
"It's really a very powerful ninjutsu use!" Mizukage exclaimed. (To be continued.) )