Chapter 376: Fake Aunt
In the military rhyme garden community, the moon is dark and the wind is high, and the tall man's dark face blends in with the surrounding ink. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Why, did you go shopping?"
An uncle who was taking a walk greeted Yu Minglang warmly, and the little Jingba he was holding seemed to feel Yu Minglang's oncoming murderous aura, and shrank behind his master, leaving only a trembling little fart.
Yu Minglang was carrying a black plastic bag, and the murderous aura on his body even felt the dog.
"Yes. "Usually, when I see these familiar neighbors and elders, I have to talk for a while, but now my feet don't stop.
"This kid, why is he in such a hurry. The walking uncle shook his head and watched Yu Minglang leave in a hurry.
Yu Minglang didn't want to be in such a hurry, but Xiaomei in the toilet might need him very much.
When I went home, I knocked on the bathroom door, and a little white hand quickly poked out of it, quickly snatched the black plastic bag from his hand, and the door slammed shut.
Hurried movements, a mood of shame and indignation.
Xiaoqian felt that her eldest aunt might be a fake aunt, specially picking a particularly important moment to appear.
Yu Xiaoqiang was almost about to succeed, but as a result, the frost leaf red was spent in February...
It's embarrassing.
She didn't know why she was so miserable, she was slapped by him a few times last time, and this time she picked such an important moment, she was embarrassed to death, and Yu Xiaoqiang's energetic nosebleed may have to flow downstream, turning into a mouthful of unwilling old blood spraying out of her mouth.
At such an important moment, who can stand such a thing?
The poor luxury rhinestone package got off to a good start and was little inner beauty, but before Yu Xiaoqiang could take a look, he was thrown into the trash, secretly crying, blame me?
It's like dying before leaving the school, Xiaoqian collapsed and looked at the box he handed over, and there was an inconspicuous line of small words under the box: Middle-aged and elderly women's loose boxers...
He went to the supermarket downstairs and was embarrassed to take this thing to study carefully, and the replacement for Xiaoqian was the aunt's fat boxers, which became a stark contrast to the carefully prepared opening of the upper body.
Xiaoqian held this aunt's trouser box, and there was a line of big words in her heart: I am brain-dead!
With the experience of buying an aunt's towel last time, he already knows to pick an expensive aunt's towel to buy.
When Xiao Qian was cleaning up herself, she couldn't help but make up for it, and he bought these swaggers to get through the market.
The intimate man who bought his aunt's towel in the military family's hospital, this kind of theme can be written in the bosom friend story meeting warmly, but... Who wants this kind of warmth!
Xiao Qian can't wait to slip out down the sewer pipe, don't look at what kind of expression he has at the moment.
Yu Minglang now, his expression is very hideous, taking advantage of Xiaoqian's absence, he grabbed the pillow and punched the combo, and the bed was rattling.
I knew this, what steak did he eat, what kind of romance did he play, and what kind of walk did he take!!
Eat a quick bun or something on the hour, drag it back when you're done, don't take a walk, press it on the bed and click it all the way, and the damn February flower will come after the whole thing, how good!
Only then did he realize how correct the concept that his father had instilled in him was!
Chinese don't have anything to do to worship foreign flattery, learn foreigners to engage in romance, these give their own sexual happiness life is gone!
How time-consuming it takes to cut steak, how good it is to eat steamed buns, no need to eat vegetables with meat and filling, hold steamed buns in one hand, and take off Qianbao's clothes with the other, how good!
Make full use of all the time, his exercise after meals should not be a walk, change to a double exercise, is it a success?!
At this moment, Yu Minglang told himself deeply that when he has a child, he must educate the child well, really, don't learn from foreigners, wasting time will not end well!
Xiao Qian did a full 10 minutes of mental construction inside, and then walked out casually, facing Yu Ming's eyes, looking at each other without saying a word.
"Forget everything today, and don't say it in the future!" Xiao Qian decided, covering her ears and stealing the bell.
"Well, in fact, we have experienced a parallel space just now, you are not you, I am not me, we are Schrödinger's maple forest night scene. ”
"The night view of the maple forest, you are not allowed to mention it in the future!"
For these things, Mr. Qian decided to hypnotize herself, seal them up, and pretend that she didn't do them.
"Let's go. Xiao Qian went out, she had to find something to wash away the embarrassing experience just now.
When Yu Minglang heard this, he hurriedly grabbed her hand, "Where are you going?"
What's the matter, if you don't let him park×× Fenglin will be okay at night, and you have to go home?
If you don't give meat to eat, won't you let you hold the meat, won't he just hug her all night?
Looking at his unconvinced expression, Xiao Qian explained.
"We went to a movie and then came back. ”
Yu Minglang balanced a little.
Xiao Qian added in a low voice, "But after you come back, you also have to calm down your emotions, we have to distinguish between Chu and Han, and we can't fight bloodily..."
Boom! Yu Minglang hit the shoe cabinet.
Bloody... What the hell?!He must have met a fake Qianbao, his Xiaomei is a cold goddess, how could he say such a thing?
Well, when the goddess encounters the tide of her aunt when she throws herself into her arms, she will also be very broken.
How did you come hand in hand, how did you go out hand in hand, how excited you were when you came, how depressed you were when you went out, how many good things happened, life is changeable, Xiaoqian boiled several bowls of chicken soup for the soul and poured it down on herself.
Yu Minglang had a black face from beginning to end, and there was a nameless fire in his heart that couldn't go out.
When the two of them sat in the movie theater and watched the brain-dead ghost movie, they hated red in their hearts, but it had nothing to do with the content of the film itself, it was purely about what had just happened.
The movie is about a woman in red who became a female ghost in red after being killed, and went around to take revenge on the person who killed her, and the screen reflected on Xiaoqian's red down jacket, and the idea of "I am brain-dead" in Xiaoqian's mind became clearer.
With a capital hehe, a slap in the face, she can't play romance, and now there are only waves left!
She's never going to wear red again, never, no!
Yu Minglang also hated the red down jacket on her body, when he came, he felt that the red down jacket was really good, all kinds of festive, all kinds of connotations, expressing his family's deep feelings for him, and implicitly pointed out the heart of his daughter who wanted to talk about it, Yu Minglang felt that this dress could make him ponder for decades, and he was full of memories when he thought about it.
But now that I think about it, is this color that summoned Qianbao's relatives to "escort"?
I've been thinking about the big move for so long, but I didn't release it, how can I get a nest!
On the big screen, the female ghost in red is floating on a skateboard everywhere, occasionally sprinkling ketchup, trying to scare the audience with a dime special effect, but Yu Minglang and Xiaoqian's faces are more gloomy than ghosts, and they are so angry when they look at red, how can this be broken!