Chapter 2 We are also systematic people
Li Feng hates himself, why is he so cheap? I can't hear my sister say a coquettish word in my ear.
"Alas~ Maybe my sister will only call her brother when she is coquettish."
Lin Feng gave himself two slaps, of course, gently, and secretly scolded himself in his heart for being too cheap.
After getting dressed and washing up, Lin Feng looked at himself in the mirror.
With a height of 1.8 meters and about 140 pounds, the figure is good, but why did Nima give me such an ordinary face? Although he is also a little handsome, walking with his sister is simply an ugly duckling and a white swan in parallel, so that others will only say, how young and ugly this guy is.
Others say that when a woman is pregnant, look at more photos of handsome guys and beauties, and the child will be very beautiful and handsome.
Maybe at that time, Li's mother only looked at the photos of beautiful women and ignored this son, which is why her daughter is so beautiful, but her son is average.
I forgot to mention that Li Feng and his sister are twins, and they were born five days apart. This is what Mama Li said, and I don't know if it's true or not.
Li Feng, who was holding his breath in his heart, was still regretting that he had made a mistake just now, and in his inner self-blame, he couldn't help but walk towards the so-called old place.
Out of the room, Li Feng came to a nameless lake in a muddy manner.
It's not that the lake doesn't have a name, it's that its name is 'Lake Without a Name'. And it is not far from Li Feng's house, and it is 200 meters away from the left turn of the house.
The nameless lake is not big, with green mountains and green waters, and there is a small island in the middle of the lake.
The so-called old place with my sister is a stone bench on the island in the middle of the lake.
Green mountains and green waters, and small islands. It is rare in the bustling Yanjing City, and many people will come here to play every holiday.
However, no matter how good the scenery is, I will get bored when I watch it every day.
Just like the stone bench in the middle of the lake, Li Feng can touch it now with his eyes closed.
Is it that familiar? Li Feng replied, because now I am already sitting on that stone bench, and I am still closing my eyes to recuperate.
After closing his eyes for half an hour, Li Feng became a little impatient.
Today is Sunday. The sea of people who came to play here was gone, and listening to the sound of chirping around him, Li Feng was annoyed.
"It's been half an hour, why hasn't the little lady come yet, won't let me go of the pigeons, right?" Li Feng muttered to himself.
"My sister is calling, pick it up..."
At this moment, Li Feng's mobile phone rang.
With such a personalized ringtone, the people around him have turned their eyes sideways.
Although Li Feng was thick-skinned, so many people around him looked at him with surprised expressions, making his face slightly red for a second, that is, slightly red for a second, and then returning to normal.
When the people playing next to them saw it, they all sighed, "How tender and thick is this person's skin!" ”
"Xiao Fengzai, my sister suddenly remembered that today is the weekend, and there must be a lot of people going to the old place to play, so I bought some vegetables outside, and planned to go home to cook and eat, you should go home quickly!"
My sister's beautiful voice rang on the phone.
And when Li Feng heard this voice and these words, he shouted endlessly in his heart, "You demon, you demon, dare to trick me, let me sit here for half an hour in vain, go home to buy vegetables, and go home to buy vegetables is not for me to cook." ”
He only dared to shout in his heart, but when it came to his mouth, the words were, "Yes, there are many thieves today, have you gone home now?" Okay, I'll go back now. ”
After hanging up the phone, Li Feng jumped onto the stone bench and shouted angrily.
"Little girl, dare to play Lao Tzu, see if I don't you when I go home~"
"Isn't this Li Xiaoyu's brother, what are you stimulated by? Who do you want to? A good-looking girl with a ponytail on her head asked curiously.
The girl Li Feng who asked had some impressions in her mind, as if she was her sister's classmate.
"It's okay, looking at this beautiful scenery, I'm just poetic, just sigh here!"
Li Feng is wilted, could it be that the person who told her that he wanted to was his own sister! If these words reach the ears of his sister, he will not go home and greet him with all kinds of torture.
"You have a lot of personality in this feeling, and you want to be tender if you don't agree with each other."
Li Feng: "......"
Oh my God, this girl's question, I was speechless!
Hey, forget it, let's go home.
Li Feng, who was dead, stood on the stone bench with both feet, and then jumped off the stone bench with both feet.
It's just that by coincidence, there is a stone where his feet fell.
"Oops~"
The stone slid to the side, and as the stone slided, Li Feng's feet were unstable, and he plopped and planted a dog to gnaw on.
And this is more than ten years of old, old and hard.
The cobblestone floor almost shattered Li Feng's nose.
"Oh my mother!"
After a long while, Li Feng regained his strength.
He snorted, said something unlucky, touched his nose that was about to break, stood up silently, and walked in the direction of home.
"You're just gone? If it's someone else, take a hammer and smash that ground, you're too ungentlemanly. ”
Li Feng was furious, and turned around, "You TMD man, you take a hammer and smash it!" ”
As a result, when he turned around, passers-by looked at him like idiots.
No one spoke to him at all.
Passers-by pointed.
"This person can't be a stumbling and stumbling idiot."
"I think, do you want to call 120."
…
Li Feng touched his nose, which was still a little painful, could it be an illusion?
"People say you, do you want to call 120 and call an ambulance, you idiot."
This time Li Feng heard it clearly, and the voice came out of his head. Frightened, he ran away with a scream.
When he arrived at a place where there was no one, Li Feng looked left and right to see that there was no one. I breathed a sigh of relief.
"Someone must have been playing a prank with me just now, yes, it must be like this." Li Feng comforted himself.
"Idiot, whoever plays a prank on you, people are in your head."
The voice suddenly remembered that Li Feng was a little scared.
"Who are you?"
"Have you read a novel? People are similar to the system in those novels. ”
"System?" Li Feng was stunned for a moment.
"Wha... Lao Tzu is also a systematic person, little Niangpi, you wait for me, the salted fish will eventually turn over. ”
"If the salted fish turns over, it will become a dead fish, and people don't want to die just after finding a host."
Li Feng: "......"
One sentence choked Li Feng speechless.
"People are frail and sick now, and the host should hurry up and do the task so that the family can recover well."
"Mission?"
Li Feng was a little confused, but he quickly reacted that the protagonists in the novel are not all through completing tasks, gradually becoming stronger step by step, and finally the universe is invincible. Wowhaha! Thinking of this, Li Feng couldn't help laughing.
"Stop! Host, are you necessary? People just told you to hurry up and do a task, do you need to be so happy? ”
The system is also speechless, it won't find a neuropathic host, right?
"Yes, yes, system, you give me a task, I want to be invincible, I want to be the overlord of the universe, and I will come to see who is not pleasing to the eye, and directly demote him to a salted fish."
"Do you think people are gods? People are just a system, although it is a super cute and awesome male god system in the universe, but they are not as powerful as you say! ”
"The male god system?"
"Wrong, it's the universe's super cute and awesome male god system, this male god is talking about my system's intelligence, the effect of the system is just to help the host become stronger step by step, you do the task, and the completion of the task will produce a trace of energy like faith, and then this energy will be absorbed by the system, in exchange for the corresponding points points, points can be purchased in the mall a lot of things!"