It's on fire!

Why are all the people who read books belong to dogs?

Li Feng thought about it and decided to take out his feelings to influence these book friends with dirty thoughts!

So he published a comment.

"Hello everyone, I'm the author of this book, I'm my brother, just now I took a look at the comment area, most of the comments are in front of the word Wangwang, this is unhealthy, to say serious, this is self-humiliation, I hope you can remove these two words when you post comments in the future! Also, if you want to shoot me in the face, please respect yourself, after all, drinking too much nutrition express is not good for your body! Then, the brother who sent the blade, I have received your blade, the shaving hair is just right, thank you!"

Seeing Li Feng's comment, the comment area suddenly exploded.

Li Feng's comment replies are growing in a few per second.

With each refresh, dozens of more replies are added.

"Wang~Wang~ The author is finally bubbling!"

"Wang~Wang~ The author is about to update, otherwise we will collectively turn you!"

"Wang~Wang~ update, or the whole bottle of nutrition express will be splashed in your face~"

"Wang~Wang~ polish your chrysanthemum, I want to fork for you~"

"Wang~Wang~ You stupid forks, can you speak more civilly, she is a girl, how embarrassed you are!"

"Wang~Wang~ Thinking of a big man who picks his feet and is coquettish in front of the computer, I just... I'm just... Gott~"

"Wang~Wang~ A girl with a big hanging... Gott~"

"Wang~Wang~ digression, hurry up and unite the front!"

"Wang~Wang~United Front +1"

"Wang~Wang~United Front +2"

"Wang~Wang~United Front +3"

…

"Wang~Wang~ We want to update, we have to break out, otherwise we will blow up your face~"

"Wang~Wang~ We want to update, we want to break out, otherwise you will explode in the face ~1"

"Wang~Wang~ We want to update, we want to break out, otherwise you will blow up your face ~2"

"Wang~Wang~ We want to update, we have to break out, otherwise you will be blown up ~ 3"

…

Li Feng's face darkened.

Nima. Ten shifts a day, and let it break out?

Do you think I'm slow to?

Helplessly, readers are all food and clothing, Li Feng can only patiently explain in the comment area how difficult it is to write a book, to be inspired, how tired the code is, and so on for hundreds of reasons.

In the end, I was finally fooled.

Thinking about it, I still complain that I am cheap, why did I send out all ten chapters before the evening, so that readers still think that the author still has a manuscript in his hand.

"Wang ~ Wang ~ Since the author can't update, then forget it, we are all people who understand long live, but we have a strong suggestion and protest, to the author!"

"Wang~Wang~ Protest!"

"Wang~Wang~Protest!+1"

"Wang~Wang~Protest!+2"

"Wang~Wang~Protest!+3"

…

Li Feng: "......"

"Don't queue up, if you say anything, as long as I can do it, I will change it!"

"Wang~Wang~ strongly protest that the author's name is taking advantage of us! I want to shoot the author in the face when I see this name!"

"Wang~Wang~ We want to add a word after the author's name to express our dissatisfaction!"

…

I'm brother.

It's a suspicion of taking advantage of a little bit!

Li Feng: "Okay, tomorrow I will apply with the editor to change the name!"

"Wang~Wang~ The author's name is an author's business card, and if you change it, it will affect the author's fan base!"

"Wang~Wang~ Yes, yes, it will affect..."

…

Li Feng: "......"

Are you going to ask me to change it? or not to change it?

"Wang~Wang~ The author doesn't need to bother to change his name, just call it this, and when we call you in the future, just add one more word after the name!"

"Wang~Wang~ What I said upstairs is very reasonable!

"Wang~Wang~ Reconsideration!"

"Wang~Wang~Reconsideration!+1"

"Wang~Wang~Reconsideration!+2"

……

Li Feng's head is big, why is Ma De lining up again!

Li Feng: "Okay, whatever you want!"

"Long live the author!

"We've already thought about it, by the way, the author, we have built a group for you in Penguin, and the group number will be sent to you, remember to add it!"

Hehe, this reader can, and he has built a readership for himself, it seems that I have also entered the ranks of 'old' authors, Li Feng thought coquettishly!

Li Feng: "Thank you for this friend! Please also ask you to set up a reading group for me!"

"Wang ~ Wang ~ The author is welcome, by the way, I will tell you the word to be added, I hope you can like it!"

Li Feng: "Oh, what do you want to add?"

"Wang ~ Wang ~ Before saying this word, I hope the author can say the word Wang Wang, you see that all the comments have added these two words, you don't have it, author, don't you choose you to be a maverick?"

Li Feng: "..."

In order to satisfy the bad taste of readers, Li Feng let it go!

"Wang~Wang~"

After Li Feng typed these two words, the comment area suddenly exploded!

"Wang~Wang~ Success, success, I opened a bottle of champagne, and what came out was milk, um~ The milk is so thick~"

"Wang~Wang~ Success, celebrate!"

"Wang~Wang~Celebrate+1"

"Wang~Wang~Celebrate+2"

"Wang~Wang~Celebrate+3"

…

Li Feng: "..."

What exactly are you celebrating?

"Wang~Wang~ Author, give you a nice name, do you like it 'I'm a brother dog'?"

"Wang~Wang~ I like it, I want to take out my awesome when I see this name!"

"Wang~Wang~ I'm a brother dog, this name is too tall, if I can have such a domineering and lofty name, even if I am asked to go to the big health care now, I am willing!"

…

Li Feng: "..."

I have a sentence that MMP doesn't know whether to say or not!

Li Feng: "This name is not good, I don't want it!"

Reader: "Brother Dog, the people with the word Wang Wang in front of the comment area are all your fans, we are all the same kind, you are not alone!"

Li Feng was speechless.

Forget a name on the Internet, you can do whatever you like, anyway, it won't affect real life.

chatted with the book friends in the comment area again, and after farting for a while, Lin Feng withdrew from the computer.

Today, maybe the misunderstanding with his sister has been resolved, or it is covering the sky, Li Feng seems very happy.

Open the system interface and enter the Otherworldly Channel. I searched for a movie called The Matrix, and watched it with relish.

It wasn't until it was almost one o'clock in the morning, when Li Feng's upper and lower eyelids fought, that the movie was nearing its end.

Half-asleep, Li Feng thought to himself: "Won't this world also be virtual, right? My sister is fake, my parents are fake, everything is virtual from Skynet!"

"Made, even if it's all imaginary, I'm willing to live in this world until I die!"

This is the charm of the Matrix.

The next morning.

Li Feng came to the kitchen to cook with two panda eyes.

Cook the meal in a daze, and then take a seat.

My sister came to the table after washing, picked up the milk on the table and took a sip, her face changed slightly.

"Xiao Fengzai, did you sleep late last night?"

"Oh! I went to bed at a little after a while, and now I'm sleepy!"

"Don't stay up late in the future, wait a minute, you'll catch up on sleep for a while!" my sister said softly.

"Oh!"

Half-squinted as my sister finished her breakfast and went out.

Li Feng was napping at the dining table.

For about ten minutes, Li Feng's body slowly fell to the side!

Little by little, the body leaned to one side, until it finally fell to the ground with a thud.

"Oops~ The forehead drops that mother, the pain is dead in the forehead~"

Lin Feng got up from the ground, covered his head, and screamed in pain.

"Nima, why did I fall asleep at the dining table?" Li Feng was a little confused.

However, after being confused for a while, his head connected all the fragments, and Li Feng knew why he was sleeping here.

"Hurry up and eat breakfast, and go back to the room to make up for a while after eating!" Rubbing his somewhat painful head, Li Feng muttered to himself.

Pick up the poached egg on the table with chopsticks and stuff it into your mouth.

"Hmm, why are today's poached eggs sweet? But they taste delicious!"

He picked up the milk on the table again and took two sips.

"Ahhhhh Phew~"

Lin Feng's face darkened, how could Nima's milk be salty? And it was the same as in the salt tank, it was even saltier than salted fish.

Li Feng vomited for a while, and went to the kitchen to rinse his mouth with the faucet 8 times before he felt better.

I came to the living room and sat down on the sofa.

Li Feng suddenly thought that when his sister was drinking milk, she was like nothing the whole time.

Li Feng was moved!

Sister, definitely a real sister!