The poem says: There is no morality and lack of education in the world, and there is no routine for burning, killing, looting. Since Jing Kucheng master, the world knows that the archway is thick.

The petty deception and thief are credits, and the big treachery is about to happen. To know where to go, you have to look at the text revolution, hey, the revolution.

Of course, the bullshit poem is the worst poem written by Master Jingku in his life.

The reason is not simple, because there is no ready-made copy available.

"Hello, my name is Jing Ku, the background of Jing. "You see, I didn't introduce myself, I copied it.

On the opposite boss's chair, the HR sitting didn't bother to glance at Jing Ku: "It seems that your background is a little bitter." ”

"Very bitter. ”

"Tell us about your dreams...... Hey, why should I listen to your dreams, come, tell your story. ”

Jing Ku raised his head, snot and tears: "Manager, the company I worked for before, what kind of company transformation, we don't need it, let's get out." ”

The HR manager looked up: "Your last company was called Giant Games?"

"Hmm. ”

The HR manager asks again, "Your last job was copywriting?"

"Hmm. ”

"Oh. The HR manager put down the thin and pitiful application materials: "Your company doesn't need you to transform or not!"

Jing Ku shook his head: "Before the transformation, I was important!"

"Tell me what you've done. ”

Jing Ku raised his head, and his eyes exuded heat: "Then I can do a lot, let's just say that the advertisement of Giant Games on CCTV, the advertisement of 'Giant Network Network Giant' is written by me!"

Nuoda is a giant network company, don't you bother to find an advertising company for advertising?

HR rolled his eyes: "It's just that you repeated it three times, eight words each time, and it was broadcast for a week in a row, and was criticized by the People's Daily as vulgar and inferior, and the advertising slogan was written by you?"

"Hey, although it is a little vulgar, but the use of Gehr Shide memory method, so that as long as the people who hear it are not amnesia, they can't forget the advertising slogan, so as to achieve the maximum advertising effect, I told my boss at the time, I was happy when I received the bonus, and I turned my face and didn't recognize people afterwards. ”

"There are no other cases that have been done. ”

"What, the vision of Giant Games and the core of corporate culture are all written by me. ”

HR rolled his eyes and foamed: "It's 'every child needs games' and 'no money to play Nimabi'?"

"Hmm. Jing Ku was very shy: "Although it sounds uneducated, but the words are not rough." ”

HR nodded: "I feel that you are still very promising as a young man, will you be a serious advertising copywriter, after all, we are a serious advertising company." ”

All around, there are offices surrounded by clear glass, filled with all kinds of modernist incomprehensible sculptures, as well as some meaningless metal installations that spin in circles.

Jing Ku nodded: "You can test me." ”

HR turned on the phone: "Two days ago, the boss of the copywriting department told me that there was a new customer, Dong Yunxiang, who made woolen sweaters, and required the advertising words to be simple and bright, laying major outdoor advertising points, subway placement, and shooting TV commercials. ”

Jing Ku opened the notebook, picked up the pen, wrote down six ugly words, and then tore them off and handed them to HR.

"It's over?" HR surprised.

Jing Ku: "It's a piece of cake." ”

HR looked down.

"Dong Yunxiang, sheep and sheep. After reading it, HR stamped the page: "Your interview is here, please go home and wait for the news, and please pay attention to answering our call within seven working days." ”

Jing Ku got up: "Excuse me." ”

"No hassle, no hassle. HR spoke with a smiling face, and after speaking, he turned his head and nostrils to the door: "Who, Xiao Zhang, next." ”

Jing Ku walked out of the Times advertisement, passed by the back alley, bought a vegetable bun, and took a hard bite.

Don't ask why it's not a meat bun, you can't afford it.

"Grass, inexplicably crossing into this world, this is really going to kill me. Jing Ku: "It's really hard to sit on this bus, so remind me, Lao Tzu went to watch all the movies and then read all the little emperors, how do you play now?"

All kinds of TV and movie music, Jing Ku likes to watch the excitement, and only remembers the general story, of course, he will not remember the specific content......

What a golden finger, where there is a golden brain that is easy to use.

Rusty iron head, who can you blame?

That's right, Jing Ku is also a traverser and came to a parallel world, the reason is probably that the pressure on the other side of the parallel world is too great.

I only remember that there was a thunderstorm at that time, and Jing Ku was still smiling: "Sample, fortunately there is a telephone pole, otherwise Lao Tzu would have been hit." After saying that, he was knocked down on the spot by a telephone pole, and after waking up, he came to this world.

This world is very interesting, not to mention it before civilization is civilized, and dinosaurs can't read anyway, so they don't need to care about that history.

Since more than 5,000 years ago, there have been the emergence of writing one after another, and in this country called the central country, it is an ancient civilization.

Since the beginning of history, there have been many Jin, Sui, Tang, Song, Yuan, and Ming dynasties, but the reasons for the end are different between dynasties.

There is no Confucius and Mencius in history, and the world is very undisciplined.

No, a motorcycle flew by in front of me, snatched a bag, and then fell to the ground, and the lady who was robbed picked up the bag and ran, but she didn't save people!

Jing Ku shook his head: "It's too much, I actually ride an oil-burning motorcycle, which is not low-carbon at all." ”

"Everyone else can call Xiao Tiantian, and Lao Tzu can call it Xiao Kuku. Jing was forced to return to the rental house and turned on the computer: "Can you write something, what power games, card houses can't work, it's good to write a railway guerrilla." ”

Helplessly, Jing Ku, who has a very poor memory, can only remember approximately, and he can't write a script at all, he forgets to write, and he doesn't know what to write.

After giving up this, Jing Ku lay on the bed and fell asleep, dreaming back hundreds of billions of kilometers away, millions of BC, dreaming of a small dinosaur, not to mention, the eyebrows are clear, but the posture is not easy to solve.

Times Advertising, the vice president was about to talk to HR about layoffs, and passed by the HR director's office, and saw a piece of paper without seeing anyone.

opened it and looked at it, pursed his lips and raised his eyebrows: "Vulgar, nothing new, this thing actually appeared in the office of advertising in our times, it's a shame." ”

Time passed day by day, and the times of advertising forgot about the hardship, and the hardship also forgot about the advertising of the times.

After all, Jing Ku has experienced interviews with several companies such as Century Advertising, Future Advertising, and Past Advertising.

Life is like this, you don't know each other with a gun, you can withdraw after the gun, who remembers which hotel room 203 was when the gun was fired?

The person who remembers must be a nostalgic person.

Time passed day by day, and the people of Times Advertising Company also entered the training time every Monday.

The president was furious in the office: "What are you doing in the logistics industry, how many times have you said about reducing expenses, and the paper in the toilet, why is it getting thinner and thinner?"

"Tell you to lay off me, who will be laid off? Can't you be laid off if you're pregnant? Transfer me to clean the windows and see if she can leave. And what is it that puts a pressure on the wages of those employees, and uses the freed up money to recruit a wave of new employees, and there are not a few employees who drive four ring cars and are embarrassed to say that they are first-class advertising agencies?"

There is no reason why the president's requirements may seem to conflict with each other, and there is no need to delve into why every company does.

"What, your business department is too, has Dong Yunxiang's advertisement been done, do you want me to talk about it in person?"

The director of the business department said weakly: "Big guy, they rejected our seventeenth draft......"

"Can't you write eighteen drafts?" The president was furious: "You guys are walking eighteen times a day, eighteen are strong kidneys, and eighteen drafts are stumped for you?"

"Dong Yunxiang, Dong Yunxiang, Dong Yunxiang, if you don't say important things three times, you won't remember it!"

Dong Yunxiang, Dong Yunxiang, Dong Yunxiang?

The continuous repetition makes the HR manager always unconsciously pop up three words in his head.

The vice president next to him always felt that there was a furry creature that filled the brain, as if this animal could squeeze the brain without opening its mouth.

"Sheep sheep sheep. ”

"What?" the president didn't hear clearly, "What are you talking about?"

"Dong Yunxiang, sheep and sheep. The HR manager heard it and said it.

"Dong Yunxiang, sheep and sheep?" the president asked.

"Dong Yunxiang, sheep and sheep!" the vice president affirmed.

The president felt as if his brain had been brainwashed, and only six big words kept circulating: "This advertising slogan is good, what do you do in your business department, and HR will do copywriting for you!"

"I didn't write it...... HR manager: "It was written by a copywriter who came to apply." ”

"This TM is the talent I want, call over and talk about it. ”

"Also...... I didn't join the company. ”

"Well, call over and talk when you join the company. ”

"Today, Monday, I haven't had time to inform him of the results of his application. ”

"Do you want me to call and let me know?" the president was furious: "Call me over and talk!"

"Yes. ”

As soon as the president left, the sweat of all the bigwigs flowed backwards.

"I, Nima, almost died today. ”

"Do something, do something. ”

"You said that copywriting, but you have to hurry up, the big guy thinks it's good, it's really good. ”

HR manager: "All the decisions of the boss are resolutely obeyed, and all the tasks of the boss are resolutely implemented." ”