Chapter V: Welfare

The female official dictated and sorted out Sun Zuohua's speech on the spot. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info Zhou Yanan asked someone to copy out a hundred copies and send them to the masters of the palace and the women of the capital, which was regarded as a personal favor.

Sun Zuohua didn't come alone. He brought half of the people from the hospital (they didn't need to do anything at this point anyway). After Sun Zuohua finished speaking, Zhou Yanan ordered someone to prepare a sedan chair and send him home to rest. The doctors stayed.

The two large screens that Zhou Yanan asked someone to move over separated the palace family from the people of the Tai Hospital.

Zhou Yanan asked them to ask questions in order of seating, one for each person, as a Q&A session at the end of the lecture.

Shen Meiren couldn't wait for a long time: "How can I get a man in one fell swoop?"

This question asks the key point. The palace concubines' ears pricked up.

The answer was a young voice: "Niangniang's question, forgive the incompetence of the official." Niangniang might as well ask the people of Qin Tianjian to show Niangniang Feng Shui, is there anything wrong. Or let the onmyoji count the eight characters of the mother, and see how many sons the mother should have in her life. ”

Shen Meiren touched a nail that was neither soft nor hard, and her nose was crooked in anger.

Zhou Yanan knew that this imperial doctor was telling the truth. The matter of giving birth to a boy and a girl was originally Ling Heng's final say. However, there are countless ordinary women who have been abandoned because they have nothing to do. Even in the enlightened era when Lou Wangshu was treated, there was a family with Dink for many years, and the junior came to the door with the child, and the man chose the side with the child without blinking his eyes.

At that time, it was rumored that the birth of boys and girls was to make a fuss about some indescribable environment. It is said that sperm on the X chromosome are more motile in a weakly acidic environment. It is true that the scientific validity of this statement still needs to be proven, but in the eyes of professional Lou Wangshu, this is complete pseudoscience.

The next question is this: We are not greedy to get a man in one fell swoop, but how can we get pregnant?

This time, a steady imperial physician replied: "The envoy of the Sun Yuan has already explained the requirements for a woman to be pregnant. There is no need to say more. From a man's point of view, he probably said that when the temperature is low, it is easy to conceive. In addition, if the frequency of intercourse is too high, it will also affect the quality of sperm and even reduce the probability of having a boy.

This is a serious problem. The palace concubines began to discuss on the spot. They unanimously decided that for the sake of a better future, each concubine was obliged to reduce the number of invitations. Those who are favored do not object, because once they are pregnant, they will become a thorn in the side of everyone in the sixth house. What if you can't give birth to a boy, it's better not to give birth, but you can still save your life.

Zhou Yanan asked: "I once heard Baihua Niangniang say that a method of counting days can improve the chance of conception, does it make sense?"

The white flower she said is a famous witch who can sing and dance to the gods and predict good luck and evil. When Zhou Yanan was eight years old, he was fortunate to see white flowers in beautiful clothes, incense grass, dancing and singing luan knives, singing and singing, and dancing.

There are many functions of witches, and they all act according to the prayer of forbidden spells, and in general, there are about six things: sΓ©ance, dream interpretation, prophecy, prayer for rain, healing, and astrology.

The white flower lady is good at astrology, sΓ©ance, and prophecy, and she is already an extremely powerful witch.

However, the method of counting the days was not said by Bai Hua Niangniang, but by Lou Wangshu. After all, it is said that the white flower lady's medical skills are not exquisite. Zhou Yanan borrowed the mouth of the white flower lady to talk about the ovulation day method used by Lou Wangshu at that time. When she heard about the specific measurement methods, such as taking her temperature and observing cervical mucus, she thought there was nothing strange in the world. She said a vague way to estimate the time, but the imperial doctor listened to it.

I only heard them cautiously speak: "The waiter has a point. If a woman has sex in the middle of two menstrual events, it can indeed increase the probability of happiness. ”

The concubines were ecstatic. Zhou Yanan summoned them over, they were trembling, and they really didn't know what was going on. Unexpectedly, I not only inquired about the method of assisted pregnancy, but also knew the mystery of giving birth to a man.

They were about to strike while the iron was hot, and when they asked Shang Yu to make up a table of sleeping arrangements, Zhou Yanan stopped them: "Wait." ”

"I have invited the imperial doctor to come over and diagnose your pulse. See if there's anything wrong with your body. If it is diagnosed that it is difficult to get pregnant for a while, there is no need to make a timetable. After the medicinal stone was slowly conditioned, let Shang Yu write it down. ”

Everyone felt right. After all, isn't it just to be pregnant? If you can't be pregnant, why should you go to bed?

"Those who take the opportunity to cheat, or fish in troubled waters, don't have to be ugly. This attendant has already called for someone to make up the numbers of the imperial doctors and write them on this flower stick. Zhou Yanan took out a bamboo tube and said, "Each of you blindly draws two sticks, and the corresponding ones are two imperial doctors." If the two have different diagnoses, another arbitration will be drawn. The third time shall prevail. ”

She paused, and then said, "This is to prevent some people from taking chances, thinking that if they have a familiar doctor, they can be deceived and passed." Of course, if the third imperial physician you draw is also familiar with you, then although this servant will not know, this servant will also judge that you have passed. Because people who know two imperial doctors, they must not be in any worse health. If this is the case, it must be that there are too many negative things in the previous life or this life, so it will be the last one. ”

Everyone said they didn't dare.

"For the same reason, there is a double-blind system for consultations. That is, you don't know who the doctor is seeing you, and the doctor doesn't know who he is seeing. In this way, the imperial doctor does not have to be taboo to retaliate after some young masters who are bound to repay their favor and retaliate. ”

"It will take a long time for such a set of procedures to come down. Today's lunch will be placed at Kaixiang Palace. All you have to do is name your favorite food, and the waiter will tell the kitchenette to make it. At that time, there will be a food box for each person, and those who have finished the diagnosis will eat first, so there is no need to be formal. There are so many doctors here today, you don't have to be afraid of what you do in the meal. And if you don't want you to be better, you don't have to mobilize the people, please ask the adults from the Tai Hospital to come and treat you. ”

Qi Mei said: "Lord Shizhong, please rest assured, the slaves are not the kind of people who are frivolous. ”

Another person said: "The lord in the middle of the service is high-spirited and bright, and he is bright and fair." ”

Zhou Yanan smiled slightly after hearing this, turned to the back of the screen and said to the imperial doctors: "I will work hard today, adults. It is inconvenient for this attendant to leave you to eat in Qixiang Palace, but this attendant will instruct the imperial dining room to hold a banquet in the Tai Hospital to treat all your adults. ”

He showed an unfathomable and profound smile: "The emperor is merciful, you lords do things for the emperor, and the emperor must think of your benefits." ”

For a while, the palace family and the imperial doctor were overjoyed.

After a round of diagnosis, there are seven or eight who are not easy to conceive. Zhou Yanan sighed when he thought of this. Most of these concubines refused to eat one bite at a time in order to have a pitiful posture. It is also long-term lovesickness and bone erosion, the soul is not kept, and the mind and body are damaged, so it is naturally difficult to get pregnant. As a result, there were only six people in the queue in a month. Zhou Yanan instructed the people in the worship room to send the green head card according to the schedule.

He comforted again: "Ming'er is a begging festival." Ladies and gentlemen, don't forget to worship the moon. You must know that Yue Lao pulls the red thread day and night, and he does so much work alone, he may forget to send you peach blossoms. I also heard this method from the White Flower Lady. ”

Baihua Niangniang said that it is okay to be in the middle of the day (between nine and eleven o'clock in the evening) on the day of the begging festival, but the child is a little cloudy, and the body is weak and can't stand it. You have to be in the courtyard, prepare melons and fruits and three incense sticks, and worship the moon. Look straight in the direction of the moon and worship the moon with reverence.

Baihua Niangniang said that Yue Lao is a matchmaker, and she is also the master of the Taiyin Star, a star of wealth, and a peach blossom star. The Big Dipper galaxies in the sky are the abode of the gods, and they can hear them when they speak on certain days.

Zhou Yanan carefully talked about the moon worship and let them leave.

However, on the night of the seventh day of the new month, the moon was still white and the wind was clear before the hour, and suddenly the black clouds overwhelmed the city, and the moon could not be worshipped.

Zhou Yanan thought to herself, it must be that her sister didn't want Yue Lao to send peach blossoms to those concubines, so a dark cloud blew and blocked the moon. She had always believed that her sister was not dead, but became an immortal.

The pair of white cranes raised in the East Palace were not missing, they must have been ridden away by Zhou Yin.

Thinking about it makes me feel a lot better. Zhou Yanan originally worshiped the moon not to ask for peach blossoms, but to ask for wealth. After all, Bai Hua said that the old moon is also the main wealth!

She swings her calves happily under the trellis.

Zhou Yanan didn't expect Ling Heng to come over. She hadn't seen him in a long time.

Ling Heng originally wanted to tell Zhou Yanan the story of him and Zhou Yin, but when he walked to Qixiang Palace, he felt that his thoughts were funny: What does a ten-year-old girl know?

He saw Zhou Yanan's excited appearance and thought: This child is doing well in the palace.

He heard that Zhou Yanan had a fight with Concubine Xie Rou, although he was passive, he did not fall behind at all; the matter of dealing with the fight of beauties was reduced to a small matter, and the small matter was reduced to nothing, and a drop of water was not leaked; and he gathered his concubines together, and played with a big stick and carrots in one hand.

Now his concubines are very obedient and don't dare to toss. Zhou Yanan asked them to face east, but they didn't dare to go west. Zhou Yanan asked them to go to the moon, and none of them did not prepare melon and fruit incense candles.

Moreover, Zhou Yanan actually came up with a bedtime schedule, and those concubines were willing to listen to her. The direct benefit is that he has recently "encountered" fewer and fewer concubines. Those women were busy adjusting their bodies! The eunuchs around him were in a trance, and they probably didn't receive any less benefits!

Sure enough, it was Zhou Yin's biological sister.

Zhou Yanan saw Ling Heng hiding in the shadows, so he pretended not to see it. She forgot about it after a while, lay down on the spring stool with a big grin, and fell asleep.

When I woke up, I found myself lying on the six-pillar flying toad red sandalwood dragon bed in the Qixiang Palace. She called the palace maid Huizhen to ask, and found that it was Ling Heng who carried her back, and left a message: "The study has been making trouble recently, take a look." ”

Zhou Yanan was suddenly furious. Now that Ling Heng is getting more and more lazy, he even spreads everything on her head, and really treats her as the head of the palace.

It's just too deceitful.