1020 Monkey King

I slept until daylight, and I didn't even go to the morning self-study, and Ma Jie called me in a daze, but I asked him to go first. I didn't want to face it, and finally it was the head teacher who woke me up and scolded me on the phone.

There was nothing special in the classroom, Lin Keer sold me a few text messages, and I replied without a ride. After class, I went to the toilet to smoke and chatted with a few bastards from the first year of high school, and they asked me if Liang Qi was looking for me last night. I said yes, and was later driven away by Wang Yao. They scolded Liang Qi, saying that he was pretending to be forced, and I knew that they would also scold.

At the end of the first class, Wang Yao came to me and said that he had a good deal with Ding Sheng and Liang Qi, and he would not follow our troubles in the future.

I asked her really? She said really. Also said to eat together in the evening.

I'll go straight to Le Ding and say that they don't follow and ambush us. Wang Yao said that if they don't follow Ding, they will do this again one day, and she will definitely not follow them. I see that Wang Yao said sincerely, so let's just say okay and give them another chance.

Wang Yao said: "However, they still have a mess. ”

"What?"

"Say I want you to apologize. ”

", there's no mistake. Let's apologize to them, they're looking for trouble all along!"

"Okay, can you give me some face, you haven't eaten much, you guys didn't eat much, last time you were like that in the Blue Moon Hotel, and last night you attacked Liang Qi in the water room...... Okay, okay, I know that you eat Zhangding, just give me a face, after all, they deserve it, you apologize and don't be ashamed. ”

Seeing that I didn't speak, Wang Yao said again: "Zuo Fei, I have a lot of mouths, you should give me a little face, okay? I really don't want to see you fight Ding again!"

Looking at Wang Yao's earnest appearance, although I was unwilling, I still couldn't bear to refuse her, so I had to say, "There's no problem on my side." But I can't do it alone, so I'll go and ask the monkeys if they're okay?"

Wang Yao said: "Okay, if the monkey doesn't want to, I'll tell him personally." ”

It seems that Wang Yao, a peacemaker, is a dingding, and he will not hesitate to buy it on his behalf to let us stop the war.

Monkey also said before that Wang Yao had a better relationship with them. Wang Yao has helped us so many times, and if we don't even want to sell this bit of face, then we really don't know what to do.

Because I was still tasked with escorting Lin Ke'er, I didn't rush to find Monkey and Huang Jie after school at noon, but went to pick up Lin Ke'er from class first, and then went to the cafeteria to eat a meal together. The Internet café where she went after sending her back to the dormitory.

Monkey and Huang Jie are still playing games, but looking at them listlessly, they don't have the vitality to scold the whole country in the past, and they are a little absent-minded when they play games. I thought to myself, these two people are the same Ding, did they encounter any setbacks, or were they scolded in the game? I walked up behind them and patted them on the shoulder, and they both turned around at the same time, jumped up at the same time, and said in surprise at the same time:

"Zuo Fei, you come to Ding!"

"Zuo Fei, I miss you so much!"

"Zuo Fei is going to buy us a meal. ”

"Zuo Fei, we haven't eaten any sitin for a day and a night!"

“……”

I wonder if I don't come to the Internet café, will they starve to death here?

I went to a small shop outside to buy them two chow mein, and then personally delivered them to the computer. The two of them devoured and ate, hoping to quickly recover Ding's vitality, not only greatly speeding up the operation of the keyboard and mouse, but also scolding the national value force with foaming foam.

After they stopped for a while, I asked Ding to tell Ding Yao about it. The monkey didn't say anything after listening to Ding, and I knew that it was too difficult for the monkey to admit defeat and apologize, and it didn't matter his character at all. I had no choice but to say: "Monkey, count Ding, Wang Yao is not easy, help us so many times before and after, let's just sell Wang Yao's face, okay?"

The monkey still didn't speak, his eyes kept on the computer screen, and he quickly operated the mouse and keyboard.

"I know you're uncomfortable, but Wang Yao is even more uncomfortable, both sides are her good friends, right......?"

The monkey was still silent, but I saw that his blind head was getting tighter and tighter, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and his anger seemed to be about to fill up. Finally, he scolded: "Can the two of Shimono's two vassals stop sending people to my family, you don't say where you are from!!!!!

“……”

I suddenly wanted to slash the monkey to death.

Even Huang Jie next to him couldn't help Ding, he ripped off the monkey's headset and said: "Can you respect Zuo Fei's people who are nagging next to you for a long time, what he said is all serious!"

I looked at Huang Jie gratefully, this person has such a strong sense of righteousness, it is estimated that he is the descendant of Huang Feihong.

The monkey was stunned for a moment: "Ah, Zuo Fei, what did you just say?"

Suddenly, I wanted to kill Monkey Ding with a knife.

"That's right, Zuo Fei, what did you just say?" Huang Jie also asked.

I suddenly wanted to slash them both to death.

But it's too late. I was about to say when Huang Jie dragged him to his seat.

"Ahhhh

The monkey couldn't help but Ding: "I'm cāo, you just finished a game before you came to pull my headset...... Zuo Fei, wait a minute, I'll finish this game soon. ”

God, give me an AK47, and I'm going to make them both stunning!

The strong have their own strong players.

The wicked have their own grinding.

The weeds overgrow the corn.

The ruthless are afraid of being stunned, and the stunned are afraid of dying.

People are not ruthless, and they can't stand steadily.

At this moment, my mind was full of these words. I stood up and walked to the middle of their chassis, and at the same time I took out the middle fingers of both of my hands—the middle finger of sin. There was a "click", and the computers of the two were black at the same time.

"!" both jumped up at the same time, and I smiled wickedly at their frantic faces.

"You bastard!" the monkey grabbed my neck: "You hurt us Shanxi people are all worth it, do you know!"

Huang Jie also pinched my neck and feet, "You really smear us Shanxi people......"

There was a ghost crying wolf howling in the Internet café, which attracted a crowd of onlookers, I dragged them out of the Internet café, and when their relationship calmed down, I told Wang Yao about it again.

"That's it?" the monkey asked me.

"yes. I was stunned.

"Delay our time!" Huang Jie dropped a sentence and entered the Ding Internet café.

"Sick you. The monkey followed him in.

I hurriedly chased into the Internet café, and saw that they had already sat down, and before they could open the game, I quickly dragged them over and said, "Monkey, are you going to eat that night?" ”

"Eat hair, can you see that they can eat it?"

As soon as I heard this, I knew that the monkey would not agree to reconcile with Ding Sheng and Liang Qi. I said, "How can Wang Yao explain it?"

The monkey smiled: "Fang Xin, isn't Wang Yao your lover? ”

"What?" Huang Jie poked his head over: "Wang Yao is Zuo Fei's lover?

I stroked my forehead: "Monkey, can we be serious? Even if we don't agree to reconcile with Ding Sheng and Liang Qi, we have to give someone Wang Yao an explanation!"

The monkey didn't answer me, but put his hand in the crotch of his thong.

“…… Monkey, what are you going to do, it's not good in broad daylight, is it?"

The monkey ignored me, and Yiyi'er found a black piece and threw it on the table. When I saw it, it turned out to be a USB flash drive.

"There is an audio in it, you take it to Wang Yao and let her make her own decision. ”

I was overjoyed, and I knew that the monkey had caught a good deal, but I didn't have a day to take it: "Where did you just get it?"

"Nonsense, can I go outside with such an important west? I have a pocket on my underwear, Fang Xin is very clean, we are so iron-clad and still care about this?"

“……”

I went to the bar to ask for a wet wipe, and regardless of the monkey's cold eyes and sneers, I wiped the USB flash drive well.

"Let's go. "I put the USB stick up.

"Wait, there's one more thing. The monkey whispered.

"What?" I leaned over and put my ear close to the monkey's mouth, waiting for his next instructions.

We fight for the boss every day, but who denies the identity of the monkey every day?

The monkey grabbed me by the ear and whispered, "Lend me five dollars, for dinner has not yet arrived." ”

"Haha, I know!" Huang Jie came over at some point: "You still want to hide it from me, no way, borrow me five yuan!"

I angrily threw down ten dollars to open the Internet café.

Although it was still noon, I immediately called Wang Yao.

"What audio?" Wang Yao seemed to be asleep in a daze.

"I don't know, the monkey just makes you listen. ”

"Okay, you wait for me downstairs in the women's dormitory. ”

I went downstairs to the women's dormitory and sat under the shade of a tree. After a while, Wang Yao came down to Ding, obviously not waking up yet, yawning all the way, and the head sales were a little messy, but they looked very cute.

"What the hell is West, so mysterious. Wang Yao also had a laptop in his hand.

"Who knows. "I plugged in the USB stick.

The two of us sat on the steps, watching the XX security guard scan the USB flash drive, and more than a dozen Trojan viruses popped up in a hurry.

Me, Wang Yao: "......"

"I guess the monkeys have downloaded some west. I laughed dryly, "Kill it." ”

After killing the virus, more than ten minutes have passed. Although it was early autumn, it was still sunny at noon, and we were sweating on our foreheads as soon as we snuggled. But I didn't feel annoyed at all, Wang Yao sat next to me, and I didn't feel annoyed to sit day and night.

However, Wang Yao didn't think so much, she quickly opened the USB flash drive and muttered to herself: "Audio...... Which one?"

I was stunned when I looked at the messy folder, there were dozens of audios in it, and there were different compilations and prints.

Damn, which one is it, isn't the monkey playing with people!

"Hey, this!" Wang Yao said suddenly.

I looked at it, and there was a "fly left here" audio in the pile of audio.

It's still a monkey with a foot heart! It's a little padded jacket with a foot heart!

Wang Yao quickly clicked on it, the audio was very short, only a dozen seconds, and the voice outside the laptop was quite loud: "Haha, Zuo Fei, click on it? The audio I let you watch is not this, you can click 07 to print the audio." "The lewd voice of the monkey came from the side.

Me, Wang Yao: "......"

I suddenly felt that monkeys were so boring.

Wang Yao shrugged, clicked on Ding 07 again, and looked at the sound of Ding calling the bed from the side.

"Oh, BABY, COMEON......" AND TM A FOREIGNER!

We both blushed instantly, it's not like I haven't watched a pornographic video, I've never seen it with a woman, and I'm not crazy about Wang Yaoding!

The European and American women in the audio are still screaming, but fortunately there is no one around, otherwise we would have lost our lives.

Wang Yao said with a straight face: "This is what the monkey asked me to listen to?"

I was embarrassed and said, "I don't know, who knows what kind of wind the monkey smokes......"

The sound of calling the bed stopped abruptly, and the monkey's lewd voice came from the side: "Haha, Zuo Fei, Wang Yao, are you two together?" I'm joking with you, in fact, it's not this that you listen to, you can click on the 13-print audio to Ding!"

...... "I've never seen such a boring monkey!"

Wang Yao had no choice but to click on the 13-print audio again, and looked at the sound of a woman calling the bed on the side of it, the difference was that this time it seemed to be a Japanese girl: "Yiku...... One library ...... Ami Butterfly!"

Wang Yao squinted at me: "This is you colluding with the monkey to play with me, right?"

I hurriedly said, "No, I just got the USB flash drive." ”

Monkeys are really ...... I'm sick!

The sound of calling the bed stopped again, and the monkey's voice sounded again: "Okay, don't tease you little couple, go and order 5 prints of audio." ”

"Hurry up and print the audio!" I said.

"Before I click 5 to print the audio, I want to ask, what does the little couple mean?" Wang Yao's eyes were like knives.

I cried with a sad face: "I don't know......"

"If you talk nonsense outside, I'll castrate you ......" Wang Yao said as she turned on the 5-print audio.

I listened intently, and unsurprisingly, the sound of a woman calling for the bed came again.

"Damn!" Wang Yao was so angry that he almost smashed his notebook.

"No matter how patient you are, you also know the monkey's style, that's how he teases...... The monkey said that there are really some very important things to tell you!" I hurriedly stopped Wang Yao, for fear that her notebook of thousands of yuan would be smashed.

Wang Yao took several breaths before continuing to sit down and listen to the audio. Under the instructions of the monkey, we clicked on 15 prints, 27 prints, 36 prints, 12 prints, and 23 prints...... Of course, we heard the sound of women calling for bed all over the world, and finally even Indian women came out, and the accent was so bad that I couldn't bear to hear it.

Wang Yao's faces and I are getting redder and redder, saying that this is the first time I have listened to pornographic audio with a girl, and when I listen to it, there are more than a dozen paragraphs without repetition, I don't know whether to thank the monkey or hate the monkey?

I was hearing an Arab woman calling for the bed, and a voice suddenly came from the side above my head: "Zuo Fei, Wang Yao, what are you two doing?"

When I looked up, it turned out to be Lin Keer.

Lin Keer pushed open the window and looked at us in the dormitory where the girls were sleeping.

Fortunately, the gift was far away, and she didn't know that Wang Yao and I were listening to pornographic audio.

"Ah, the monkey said that there is a West to show Wang Yao. I hastened to say.

"Can I watch it together?"

Before I could speak, Wang Yao immediately said, "Yes, come and watch it together!"

"Okay. Lin Ke'er disappeared into the window, and it was estimated that she would only come downstairs as soon as Yi'er.

I looked at Wang Yao with a complicated expression: "Are you sure you want to ask her to listen to it together?"

The two girls who were having an affair with me at the same time listened to pornographic audio with me...... What a strange sight this is, I'm cǎo!

Wang Yao said coldly: "I suspect that the monkey is playing with us, now click on the last audio, if there is no important West that he said, then I can only go." ”

"Okay. "I have no other way but to scold the eighteenth generation of the monkey's ancestor in my heart.

We followed the monkey's instructions, clicked on Ding 1 to print the audio, and this time finally did not call the bed Ding, but the voice of the monkey on the side: "Wang Yao, I am recording this audio in the Internet café now, and the previous yellow audio was also specially set by me, in addition to Ding is a gift to you and Zuo Fei, I also hope that these audios can ease your feelings...... Yes, the following recording, you may feel sad when you listen to Ding, and maybe you will cry your nose. But it doesn't matter, Wang Yao, please believe me, and believe Zuo Fei, we will always be with you. Are you ready? So let's get started. ”

"Wow......" Lin Keer happened to run over too, and I made a "shhh" gesture at her.

With the sun shining overhead, we sat in the shade of a small tree, and the whole world was silent except for the rustle of the leaves in the wind. The monkey's voice was followed by a silence that lasted for more than ten seconds, because of his previous foreshadowing, this silence was like the collective solemnity of everyone at the funeral when they were preparing to get out of the coffin.

Finally, there was Ding's voice, there were a lot of people, it was very noisy, it seemed to be drinking, and from time to time there was the sound of just drinking and the order of drinking. After a while, a voice rang out: "Ding Sheng, let's have a drink too." It was Liang Qi's voice.

"You drink less, every time you drink Dotin you make trouble. Ding Sheng's tone was not very pleasant.

"Haha, it's okay, come, drink, drink!"

After the two touched the cup, Liang Qi said again: "Ding Sheng, I really can't figure it out, what do we have to do with Wang Yao's girl, do you want to soak her?"

Ding Sheng: "Soak her? Isn't that a fire? I don't want to be beaten to death by her, besides, what's so good about that crazy woman, I don't care about her when women die all over the world." ”

Liang Qi: "Haha, you still have a high consciousness, if Wang Yao throws himself into his arms, I will definitely want it, not for nothing." ”

Ding Sheng: "You just can't control your crotch, that woman must not be provoked." ”

Liang Qi: "Then why do we still have to deal with her, what about my sister's name all day long?"

Ding Sheng: "Do you remember our goal?"

Liang Qi: "Of course I remember, dominate some city No. 1 middle schools, and then slowly go to the school to sell out, and be the number one force in the city!"

Ding Sheng: "That's right, for Ding, for us, it's okay to dominate the first middle school, and the one above is our world, but if you want to go to the takeaway exhibition, Wang Yao is a hurdle that can't be overcome." Let's have a good relationship with Wang Yao, and we can get close to Wang Yao in the future, and after gaining her trust, we can kill her and take the territory outside the school!"

Liang Qi: "Haha, so that's the case. Ding Sheng, Ding Sheng, it's still your vision. ”

Ding Sheng: "So, as a last resort, don't provoke Wang Yao, let's play the emotional card with her, meet her requirements, the better you treat her, the more rewards you will have in the future......"

"Hahaha......" both of them laughed.

The audio stops abruptly here, and there is no nonsense about Ding monkeys in the back, everything that should be said is said in front of the audio.

I don't know where the monkey got this audio, and there is no need to pursue this now, these West are like a depth charge, exploding heavily in Wang Yao's heart, blasting her heart into pieces.

What does it feel like to be betrayed by someone you trust?

I don't know, I haven't been physically attached, and I can't imagine Wang Yao's pain.

Wang Yao was motionless now, not even blinking her eyes, as if the audio was not over yet, as if she was still waiting for the audio to finally pop up an easter egg, Ding Sheng and Liang Qi laughed together and said, "Wang Yao, we are joking with you!"

But no, no more, because the audio has ended here.

Wang Yao held the notebook in a daze, and did not speak for a long, long time, only the rustle of leaves blown by the wind between heaven and earth. R832