Chapter 27 Home Visit (2)
Wang Yun and Dian Wei came downstairs and knocked on the door on the left for a long time, but no one responded, so they had to knock on the door on the right. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
This time the door opened, and a middle-aged aunt poked her head out in pajamas, and when she saw that it was him, she immediately became vigilant: "What are you going to do?"
As soon as she heard Wang Yun's origin, the aunt said viciously: "You and your aunt will go to hell, don't think I'll help you sign it!"
Thinking about it, this is the one that my aunt specifically named the one with a history of fighting, it seems that this aunt recognized herself, and not everyone was not impressed by herself, it is estimated that it is the reason why she is too handsome.
In the midst of the aunt's curses, she continued to the next level.
Still from the left, this time the door was greeted by a thin old man, as soon as he heard about his intention, it was as if he had seen a relative, and he was busy inviting home.
Looking at the quality of other people, Wang Yun left a leaflet when he entered the house, recalled how the leader visited and condoled, and cordially asked how many people there were in the other party's family, how their income was, and was led to the bathroom by the old man during the conversation.
Why are you here? Is the other party going to invite you to take a shower here, which is too polite, and you haven't even taken off your own clothes to change your clothes?
The old man couldn't wait to speak: "You are running for election to provide better service to our voters, right?"
Wang Yun was stunned for a moment, and said in his mouth: "Of course!"
The old man said confidently: "You see that the toilet in my house has been broken for two days, just when you came, help fix it!"
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Damn, it looks like there is a pair of adult sons and daughters-in-law sitting there watching TV in your living room, how can you be so brazen!
As soon as the eyes of the sky opened, this old man's name was Zhu Dachang, and he was just an ordinary person.
Calm down, I'm here to establish a pro-people image, isn't it just to repair a toilet, and I haven't done it in my previous life.
Zhu Dachang's family watched the soap drama with relishing in the living room, Wang Yun was tired and half dead, repaired the family's toilet, let Dian Wei record the whole process, and the topic was thought of, "The candidates who are close to the people will personally repair the toilet for the voters." ”
I finally got three signatures at Zhu's house, which was really not easy, and I continued to visit my home.
Before I knocked on the door this time, I heard a dog barking inside, I fainted, isn't it forbidden to keep dogs in residential areas?
As soon as he knocked on the door, as soon as the door opened, a husky pounced.
If it weren't for Dian Wei holding down the obviously estrus with one hand, Wang Yun would have already had a fierce hand-to-hand fight with the female animal first.
An aunt yelled at her heart and liver baby, came out of the house, picked up the husky who was lying on the ground and whined, and said coldly to the two: "What are you doing?"
Wang Yun began to introduce himself.
"What do you think of my princess?" the aunt didn't listen to a word, and repeatedly asked him for his evaluation of the dog.
The sentence "suitable for making dog meat soup pot ......" was controlled by Wang Yun and did not blurt out.
He stabilized his mind and praised the dog, and used it for the moon and the sunken fish and geese, and finally got the aunt's signature and left a leaflet.
If I become a district councilor, I must supervise the relevant departments to properly rectify the dogs in the residential area, Wang Yun left in the barking of the princess, and his heart was furious.
The next one was fine, there were no animals ferocious, only a strong aunt who roared and opened the door.
I heard the sound of mahjong shuffling in the room, and saw that the aunt's face was pale, and Wang Yun secretly said that the stars were shining, but I didn't expect to meet someone who lost money.
The other party didn't even glance at Wang Yun's face, so he scolded: "Knock your mother's knock, knock the death knell! ”
With a loud bang, he closed the door directly, but fortunately he was prepared, and he slipped out in time to avoid the attack of this iron gate.
I went to the house again, but I didn't expect that this time it was a young woman who opened the door with a lot of grace.
As soon as she heard Wang Yun say what she meant, the young woman immediately asked him to help change a diaper for her one-year-old son who was crying in the cradle, and she had to continue to Taobao on the Internet.
Looking at this impatient young woman, in fact, Wang Yun wants to help her son drink milk!
Wang Yun immediately started the experience of changing diapers, but he didn't have any feelings, and after successfully making the child's feces and urine a cradle, he was directly driven out of the house by the young woman.
Not to mention the signature, even the leaflet was thrown out, and there was an obvious feces on the mouth of Wang Yun's toothy and smiling Yuzhao......
Wang Yun visited all 104 households in the afternoon, 19 of which were empty, and successfully obtained 113 signatures.
When I think about it, I repaired the toilet once, changed diapers once, told stories to children three times, moved furniture five times, took out the garbage seven times, was sold insurance twice, was scratched by a cat three times, was pounced on by a dog five times, was kicked out of the house 34 times, and refused outright 56 times.
By the way, if it weren't for Dian Wei, he would have almost been beaten eleven times.
It seems that this visit is really difficult, thinking that according to Zhuge Liang's instructions, during the election campaign, if he has no other arrangements, he will have to keep visiting his home to enhance his image of being close to the people, Wang Yun has a big head.
But the harvest is not small, the cheekiness has risen to seventy-two, the clever tongue has reached thirty-eight, the sleek and sophisticated has come directly to thirty-three, the clouds and rain and the ruthlessness have not changed, it is still a five, a point.
Seeing that it was getting late, everyone began to meet at Wang's house for dinner, Zhuge Liang came back, in addition to bringing the Mingguang District Environmental Protection Bureau's charging bills, but also brought a big news, the president of the Mingguang District Women's Solidarity Association, it was actually Daji.
Zhuge Liang went to the Mingguang District Women's Solidarity Association to look for an organization, and when he heard that he represented the candidate Wang Yun, the other party directly put him out.
He felt that something was wrong, and when he inquired, he learned that the president was Daji, and this woman had already greeted the people below, even if she helped the dog, she couldn't help Wang Yun.
This stinky bitch, I don't know how he got into this position, I think Cao Cao's guy should have contributed a lot.
Zhuge Liang also specifically looked for friends to learn about Cao Cao's situation, anyway, he was familiar with the hospitals in the entire Joaquin City.
I got the news that this guy had been discharged from the hospital, and when he woke up, he ordered the bald boss to be crippled, so that he had to walk in a wheelchair for the rest of his life, which is the price of rushing to pat himself.
Although the bald boss selflessly transferred all the hatred value of the "Five Slaps of Ecstasy" to himself, Wang Yun did not sympathize with him, Tianyan probed the image of Cao Cao in his mind, and the favorability increased by the slap was all cleared, and the favorability of the other party returned to -10, it seems that the favorability increased by the prize can only be temporary.
Everyone began to watch the news, and the local station really had a live broadcast of the big battle in the morning, Wang Yun became the protagonist, and the picture had him angrily reprimanding Panasonic Kudai, Panasonic Kudai was attacked into a pig's head, and he was taken away by the police, all of which were wonderful moments, especially the scene where everyone beat Panasonic Kudai, which was broadcast again and again.
The whole news was set to the tune that Wang Yun and the stallion god Wen God broke out in a fierce battle for the love of the aunts and aunts, although it was full of gimmicks, but Wang Yun's campaign issue, to the stallion Wan branded D by the way.
Wang Yun's fans have risen by more than 30,000 at once, and most of them agree with his proposition, but there are also perverted adults who say that he is a dog and a mouse on Bixin, and there are even authors who obviously rely on stallion Wen to eat, and they viciously attacked him with fierce words on Bixin, and they were all directly blocked by Zhuge Liang.
The crazy remarks of these rat are really a spring breeze for the brazen Wang Yun, and he spits on himself.