Chapter 287: Stupid Monkey, Don't Be Too Greedy
"It's very simple, as long as my aunt gives me a certificate and a stamp, it's over. Wang Jie smiled, "It's very easy to be an official and not to mobilize the public!"
Yes, it's easy in your kid, the upper lip and the lower lip bump and touch, and the responsibility is still borne by the old lady?
"Aunt Hu, it's not right for you to say that, after all, we have a cost for catching monkeys and raising monkeys. Xiang Ling saw that the old lady hesitated, and said slowly, "Although our family has a few money, it is not from the wind, or will you think about catching monkeys?"
Don't look at Xiang Ling's daily giggling and laughing, when it comes to things, he is also clear about right and wrong, neither humble nor arrogant.
"Okay, isn't it just a proof, I'll open it for you!" Aunt Hu gritted her teeth and proved that I could open it, but if that monkey makes trouble again, don't let the old lady follow you to carry the black pot.
"As for the proof of a monkey adoption, Auntie hesitated for a long time, but I thank Auntie for being here first. Wang Jie laughed and teased, the old lady stood up and slapped him on the shoulder, "Teasing the old lady, little calf!"
The three of them laughed when they said one sentence, and Lele slapped it directly.
"Hurry up with the two of you, the neighbors are waiting to drink your two's wedding wine!" Aunt Hu smiled and turned around and went out.
After dinner, Wang Jie and Xiang Ling took the earth dogs and macaws to form a monkey catching team, and quietly set out under the cover of night.
According to Aunt Hu, this monkey has been wandering in the grove in the street park recently, and this monkey is very alert, and it is difficult for ordinary people to approach.
"Dumbfounded, fly into the air, and report every move in the woods at any time. Wang Jie gave the order, but he shook his head in a daze, "Don't go, don't go, I'm blind, and I can't see anything clearly at night!"
Wang Jie stomped his foot in annoyance, he was so stupid that he would become blind at night.
If only the little flower cat were at home......
Wang Jie began to miss his cat majesty at this time.
"There's no way, let's let the dog go!" Xiang Ling also shrugged helplessly, touched the head of the earth dog, and the earth dog wagged its tail, and knew what it was doing in the park without guessing.
He had long wanted to catch this pesky monkey and bite it hard.
The earth dog took small steps and stepped on the leaves into the woods, and the woods were quiet, and occasionally there was a monotonous bird call or two, which added to the silence.
Wang Jie and Xiang Ling raised their legs high, walked lightly, and carefully did not make a sound, so as not to startle the monkey.
The nose of the earth dog is very sensitive, according to the special smell of the monkey in memory, finally came to a tree, the earth dog squatted down, looked up at the treetops, at this time the trees have begun to lose their leaves.
A small gray ball, clutching the trunk of the tree with its two paws, shivering from the cold.
Wang Jie and Xiang Ling also came to the tree, looked up at the trembling little monkey, couldn't help but feel pity, Wang Jie slowly raised the net pocket in his hand, was about to follow the monkey's head under the pocket, the monkey was very clever, immediately sensed the danger coming, claws grabbed the branch, as soon as the body was forced, it drew an arc in mid-air, and fell lightly on the treetop of another tree two meters away.
Wang Jie raised his head and looked at the little monkey who grinned at himself and drew his middle finger, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly, it can be seen that the original owner of this little thing is not a good person, and he even taught the little monkey to scold.
"Brother Jie, what should I do?" Xiang Ling asked anxiously as he looked at the little monkey squaaning on the tree and squeaking.
"Take a break. Surprisingly, Wang Jie was not in a hurry, but sat down, opened his backpack, and took out bananas, grapes, pears, apples, and ham sausages from it......
It's all delicious.
"Oh, I see......" Xiang Ling chuckled, and immediately understood Wang Jie's intentions, since he couldn't catch it, he would lure it down first.
"Xiang Ling tastes this. Wang Jie put all the four petals of the white peach, and left only one petal on the grass, glanced at the little monkey on the tree, and smiled evilly.
The smell of peaches drifted with the wind, and the wisps drifted into the nose of the little monkey, the little monkey scratched his ears, looked down at the tempting peach, and hugged his arms together, so cold!
The monkey's stomach growled uncomfortably.
The little monkey grabbed the trunk of the tree and swung down, its two paws firmly clasped the branch, and at this moment it was closer to the ground, and then the flashlight brought by Wang Jie could see more clearly.
Not only peaches, but also his favorite bananas, and pears......
The little monkey's two black eyes stared fixedly in front of Wang Jie, and he couldn't help licking his lips, so many delicious ......
"Taste this again......" Wang Jie tore open the ham sausage and handed it to Xiang Ling, Xiang Ling broke a piece and stuffed it into the mouth of the earth dog, then took a bite and nodded, "Hmm...... It's delicious, it's just a little salty......"
The aroma of ham sausages drifted along the wind, and all of them got into the nostrils of the little monkey, and the little monkey's saliva was about to flow down, and he wanted to go down and grab some to eat, but he was afraid of these two people and the dog......
What to do?
The little monkey was so anxious that he scratched the back of his hand, and finally simply turned his heart sideways, no matter how much, to grab some points to pad his stomach first......
Sou!
The little monkey climbed down from the tree in two times, and looked in the direction of Wang Jie, Wang Jie glanced at it coldly, and sneered, little thing, finally can't hold it!
"It's so cold!" Wang Jie took off his clothes, draped them on Xiang Ling's body, and secretly glanced at the little monkey hiding behind the tree and looking at him, "Madam, let's go home and sleep!"
"Okay!" Xiang Ling pressed the collar of his clothes with one hand, touched the head of the earth dog, and turned around, but saw Wang Jie packing up his things.
"Brother Jie, these things are left to the little monkey!" Xiang Ling remembered the little monkey's shivering appearance from the cold, and couldn't help but feel some sympathy and said.
"Don't leave it for him. Wang Jie was resolute and put everything away, not even the peach left.
The little monkey looked at the clean ground, screamed hatefully, grabbed a peach pit and nibbled it twice, and spit it out.
He was in a fit of rage when he suddenly noticed something flashing in front of him, and in a flash, he fell into the grass and disappeared.
The monkey's curiosity was the strongest, and the little monkey was even more so that he hurried after him, and by pulling twice in the grass by the street lamp, he found a peach, which was the one he had just looked at.
It hurriedly blew and stuffed it into its mouth, and a stream of sweet juice instantly exploded in its mouth, so comfortable that the little monkey closed its eyes.
"Is it that delicious?" Xiang Ling, who was hiding in the shadows, couldn't help but laugh when he saw the little monkey's intoxicated appearance.
"I'm afraid this monkey is very hungry...... Wang Jie smiled, took out a small section of banana from his backpack, threw it on the grass not far from the monkey, patted Xiang Ling's arm, and retreated.
The two of them walked and threw fruit at the same time, and the little monkey followed the food in a daze, walking through the street park step by step, crossing the road, and being abducted to the door of the pet store.
At this moment, Wang Jie and Xiang Ling had already entered the house, and a huge plastic bottle was placed on the windowsill, containing many lychees......
The little monkey rushed over, jumped on the windowsill, put his little paw into the plastic bottle, and grabbed a handful.
The little monkey was about to pull out his paws, but found that he had caught too much and stuck his paws inside!
"Squeak squeak...... The little monkey desperately pulled its claws out, but refused to let go of the lychee in his hand, so he struggled and screamed in pain.
"Hahaha!" Xiang Ling smiled and bent down, stupid monkey, don't be too greedy, okay? Roar, ask for a collection, ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a monthly pass