296. Seducing (I)
can only accept her interrogation like a criminal, so that he can avoid a lot of flesh and skin suffering. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
After all, from the moment she knocked him to the ground, he realized a problem - everything in this world can be messed with, but not a shrew. The woman in front of her is a shrew, she will not cripple you, but also scold you.
When it comes to scolding, it is commonly known as scolding the street, which is good at them.
Chinese women, there are several types of women who must not be provoked, the first of which is the shrew type, this kind of woman scolds, splashes, cheats, anyway, in a word, take a piece of paper to cover her face, and dare to take off her pants and run all over the street. They also have a kind of ability, that is, crying, making trouble and hanging themselves, if you really dare to fight against them, then you must be defeated.
Therefore, all men with Chinese experience generally do not accept shrews, -- to deal with shrews is purely to fall on the toilet and find death (). The best way to avoid shrews is to stay away from them and never take them in.
Some people may ask, what if she dares to come to the door? One word: hit!
How to fight?
He replied, "Fight to the death." ”
As long as you beat her to death once, she will never dare to trouble you again.
This is one thing descending from one thing.
Are shrews really afraid of beating?
He replied, "I'm afraid." ”
It's not a lie, it's true.
The shrew who is rampant in the world, as long as you dare to beat her hard, she will want to splash you next time, and she will have to weigh your energy, in case you accidentally provoke you again, you will not be able to come back if you shoot her to Mars with one nest foot.
Therefore, the most convenient way to deal with shrews is one word - beat.
If you beat it, you have to be subdued, you have to beat it to pain, you have to beat her to know who you are, otherwise, you will be splashed to death by her, splashed with mold, splashed with ruined family, eat not fragrant during the day, and sleep at night with nightmares...... Anyone who has dealt with shrews knows this method, and Li Fulai knows how to do it, but it is a pity that the first time he beat his shrewd mother-in-law, not only did he not subdue her, he did not subdue her, he did not beat her, he did not beat her so that he knew who he was, but as soon as she got up from the ground, she rode on top of Li Fulai's head and peed on.
In fact, Li Fulai is really cowardly, he can't even clean up his own mother-in-law, it's really fucking a coward.
Of course, when you say this to him, he will say to you, "We literati are not interested in beating people, we want to subdue a person who is not interested in using fists, and the so-called gentleman does not use his hands when he speaks".
But then again, if it weren't for his wife's troubles in school a few times, it would have been difficult for him Li Fulai to gain a foothold in Tokyo University with his mouth and academic fur, let alone look like a dog.
But at Todai, he is a celebrity who is neither hot nor cold. What made him a celebrity was his wife, no matter what he did at Dongda, as long as his wife spoke up, the leaders and teachers of Dongda had to give way to him, so he has been a bastard and a rising figure in Dongda over the years.
For example, in the case of the evaluation of professors, he originally had the conditions, but compared with other teachers, he was far behind, but when he participated in the evaluation, his wife directly found the leader of the evaluation team, that is, the vice president of the University of Tokyo, and only said one sentence to him: whether to evaluate him or not, you can do it!
The pace looked at the back of her leaving, and she couldn't take a step for half a day.
That woman is too good.
She didn't say that the principal had to judge my Li Fulai, but said that you should look at it, what do you mean? How do you think it is interesting, if you don't comment, she will have a reason to look for you, the reason is that you don't evaluate, if you evaluate him, he can be a professor, and if he is evaluated, that is your business, not only will she not be grateful to you, but she will also say, you see how capable my old Li is, and he will be evaluated as soon as he evaluates the professor.
Steps watched her leave, shook his head, and finally had to say:
-- Give a place to Lao Li.
It's not so much a let, but a no-brainer.
There really is no way.
The shrews are all dispatched, if you don't give it, then you won't be able to go home, then you can't go to work, then you can't sleep...... These trivial things in life, once you offend her, then she will make you all turn upside down tomorrow, that is, you can't go home, you can't go to work, you can't sleep, and you can't eat.
No one wants to be tortured by her like this, because the title is not destined to be given to that person, it is the same for Zhang San, Li Si, and Wang Er. Of course, if there is Li Fulai among them, it is best to give it to Li Fulai, because if you give, you will be blessed, if you don't give it, you will be blessed, and you will be disturbed by the mother-in-law.