Chapter 192: The Joker's (4/10, Non-stop)

"Seeing or Not Seeing" seems to have spread all over the Internet overnight, and all major social networking sites have been watched and analyzed, and even many people's QQ signatures and Weibo status have become seen and not seen. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

This Weibo blog is probably the most liked by Lin Han ever, and 540,000 users think this poem is great.

Lin Han had no intention of being a poet at all, and he said with some regret: "I knew that this would be the case, we should have kept a low profile, and now I am about to become someone else's emotional mentor." ”

Chen Jiaxuan lazily stretched out her fair-skinned lotus arm, took Lin Han's mobile phone and put it aside, and then said: "Yesterday you said that you would not be affected by other people's comments, don't look at this now." ”

After the two tossed in bed for a while, Chen Jiaxuan took a bath and then went out to eat and work, leaving Lin Han alone at home.

After he opened QQ, he found that he had been caught many times, and there were even private chats.

Wang Hao sent a few jaw-dropping expressions, "Dude, when did you become so versatile? I used to chase girls in college, and I couldn't even write love letters." I admire you so much that I can write such a good love poem now! Our class group is discussing you, and I have time to bubble up. ”

Li Wenyuan also made a look of worship, "Your kid writes so well, your sister-in-law is about to cry when she sees it." From the perspective of my predecessors, you must be out of the list now, is your girlfriend your agent?"

"Did you really write it? so talented!"

"Now that you are my classmate, no one else believes it, so I have to show them my graduation photos. ”

"Lin Da writer has become Lin Da talent, congratulations!"

In addition, some friends who are not very familiar with them sent messages, or surprised or asked for verification or sighed, and Lin Han replied one by one.

Even the editor of the National People's Congress Publishing House sent a message: "Mr. Lin, have you written the rest of the poems? We can publish a book of poems, this is very good!"

It is not difficult to become popular overnight, and this poem has made people who have nothing to do with Lin Han like him before.

These women have escaped "The Country Teacher", novels such as "I, Robot" and "Jurassic Park", and the sequel to "The Last Earthling", but they have not escaped the small poem "Seeing and Not Seeing".

Many people paid attention to Lin Han's Weibo through this poem, only to find out that Lin Han was a science fiction writer and director.

The iron man is also tender, but the originally extremely warm love poem has completely deviated under the leadership of a comment!

I don't know who imitated Lin Han's poem and wrote: "You turn it, or don't forward it, where is Weibo, no more, no less." You bubble or not, where are the fans, never abandon ......"

This comment was directly pushed to the first popular reply by netizens, and at the same time, it also opened the shackles of netizens' thinking, there is never a shortage of talented people, so in one morning, this place has become a gathering place for jokers.

A variety of versions came into being, such as the newlywed version, the student version, the overtime version, the traffic jam version, the weight loss version, the job-hopping version, the social version, the English version, and the exam version.

The big open brain hole has become a place for jokers to display their talents, and a new pop body is born.

Many netizens who can't write poetry have taken advantage of this to get over their poetry addiction, and the strange ideas are amazing.

"You are surprised, or so surprised, the diamond ring is there, not sooner or later"

"If you get married, or don't add someone, your mother is always there, sad and happy"

"You are sick, or you are not sick, the boss is there, not sad or happy"

"If you drive, or if you don't drive, the road will be blocked there, and you can't walk"

"You study, or you don't study, the exam is there, not sooner or later"

"You buy, or don't buy, the house price is there, it doesn't fall or fall"

Seeing and not seeing the body swept the Internet, everyone participated in it, or forwarded or modified it with their brains, this Internet craze was unexpected.

Red purple is probably the best description, poetry celebrities are also red, Lin Han quietly left the impression of a literary and artistic young man in people's minds, no one cares who he writes for, this is not an important thing.

Since "seeing and not seeing" has become popular, related news reports are naturally indispensable, and there are many imitation summary posts and related behind-the-scenes posts, as well as popular science posts.

Under the joint action of celebrities and grassroots, "seeing and not seeing" is like "roaring body", "approaching science body", "red mansion body", "bosom friend body", "Zen master body", "Taobao body", "Fan object", "Do and cherish body", "Zhen Huan body", "Pear flower body", "Qiong Yao body" and other popular words, which are popular in half the sky, and then wait until they disappear.

At this time, it coincided with the final exam week in July, and the young teachers who kept up with the trend also happily left warnings on the blackboard of the invigilator classroom.

A teacher at Yenching University of Science and Technology used chalk to write down a string of words on the blackboard, causing the students waiting for the exam below to burst into laughter.

"You copy it, or you don't copy it, and the score is there, not increasing or decreasing.

I catch it, or I don't catch it, the attitude is there, not in a hurry.

You hang, or you don't hang, fate is there, not sad or happy.

Don't let me catch you plagiarizing, or let the cheat sheet fall into my hands,

Silently, calmly, cheating is strictly prohibited!"

Compared with traditional preaching, this kind of relaxed expression may be more effective in educating students.

Before the exam began, these college students took out their mobile phones and uploaded the blackboard version of the strictly forbidden cheating to the Internet.

Of course, such a trendy teacher is more likely to be loved by students, and by the way, it has become popular on the Internet, and it is not easy to keep pace with the times.

"This teacher is so fashionable that he wants to go to this school for exams"

"Being invigilated by this kind of teacher will definitely drop the cheating rate significantly"

"It's funny, that's how teachers should be"

"A new generation of male gods, ask for photos of male gods"

provided the general public with raw materials that can be adapted at will, Lin Han is very happy, similar things have appeared in his memory, and now he has created a pop body by himself, probably netizens will never forget his name.

Seeing that the "Reading" column was about to be broadcast tonight, Lin Han was still a little nervous, he couldn't hold back the column group, so he was helping to publicize it as much as possible.

Although he had already forwarded the trailer once, he now reposted the newly posted trailer on the science and education channel, and said: "You see, or don't watch, the science and education channel is there, and you won't give up! You read, or don't read, "I, Robot" is there, neither humble nor arrogant......"

He personally went into battle to adapt a version of the "Reading" column, advertising that everything was ready and waiting for nine o'clock in the evening! )