"Eh, have you heard about the dormitory mass suicide? ”

"No, when?"

"Just last night, our school. ”

"Our school? I don't know, it's terrifying, tell me what's going on. ”

"Four people in a dormitory, hiding in the dormitory and burning charcoal to commit suicide, do you know what the reason for suicide is?"

"What?"

"You don't believe it when you say it, the reason is that XXISM can't be realized, it's meaningless to live, and you say it's very nonsensical. ”

"I don't think you're telling me a joke. ”

"I don't believe you go to the school forum, it's hot now. ”

"Go back and see. ”

Yi Fei's suicide by burning charcoal in their dormitory had already spread in the school the next day.

The next day, there was no need to go to class, Yi Fei and the four of them were called to the counselor's office, and accepted the cordial condolences of the class teacher, the dean, the deputy dean, the director of teaching, the vice principal and other leaders who had never seen their faces, and the words of comfort were not mentioned, it was nothing more than that the world was so beautiful, why should they be so irritable and so on.

In the end, a psychiatrist was introduced, but under Yi Fei's stern refusal, the psychiatrist was over, but in the future, he came to the counselor's office once a week to talk to Li Liping about his ideals and ideals, which became a must-do homework that they could not escape.

The barbecue grill was confiscated, as was the charcoal. But those ingredients hidden in the cabinet are not yet, and then the idea of barbecing in the dormitory, they are not so bold, but the ingredients do not want to be wasted, so the next day they took the ingredients to the barbecue stall and asked the boss to help grill and eat.

I've seen people bring their own drinks, but I've never seen people bring their own barbecue ingredients, and the boss can be regarded as a long-term insight, but how could he know what kind of unknown secrets are hidden in the bodies of the four people behind this absurdity. Hey~ Men will be silent when they hear it, and women will cry when they hear it.

In order not to be punished, Yi Fei and they became famous in school.

"Eh, you see, those four fools committed suicide by burning charcoal in the dormitory. ”

"Hahaha, they are the successors of those four XX ideas. ”

"Hey, hey, don't talk about it, this kind of person can kill himself, what if he comes up and stabs us. ”

…

In the past few days, Yi Fei has heard other people's discussions more than once, and in today's society, it is so difficult to keep a little privacy.

"I heard that some people in your school committed mass suicide?" said the cold Zhou Xun on WeChat.

Even people outside the school know about it, it's really a good thing not to go out, and bad things to spread thousands of miles.

Yi Fei: "Yes, you know this, to tell you the truth, it's the four of us in the dormitory." ”

Zhou Xun: "Huh, don't be kidding, you and Zhang Yaoyang?"

Yi Fei: "Yes, is the worldview subverted?"

Zhou Xun: "Impossible, you two are so funny, I don't believe suicide." ”

Yi Fei: "I don't believe it either, but after I tell you the story, you will believe it." ”

Zhou Xun: "Speak." ”

Yi Fei: "On a dark and windy night..."

Yi Fei began to put the events of that night.

Zhou Xun: "I absolutely believe this, you are absolutely capable of doing this kind of thing, and only you can do this kind of thing, hahaha, let me laugh for a while." ”

Yi Fei: "Is this what I think of me in your heart?"

Zhou Xun: "No, just kidding." ”

Yi Fei: "..."

Zhou Xun: "Oh, by the way, I've been bored recently, so I got a live broadcast, you can help me cheer me up." ”

Yi Fei: "You live broadcast? so suddenly. ”

Zhou Xun: "It's boring, it's fun, you talk interestingly, you won't be cold, so I'm here to call you." ”

Yi Fei: "Okay, which platform?"

Zhou Xun: "A certain fish, I will notify you when I broadcast it." ”

Yi Fei: "Oh. ”

I didn't expect Zhou Xun to also go to a fish live broadcast, but it should be to have fun, and when the time comes, I will go to cheer up. But at this time, he was still thinking about this suicide in his heart, and his mind was not on Zhou Xun's side.

Walking on the road every day, you can be talked about by a bunch of people, and there are all kinds of discussions on the school forum, although there are many jokes, but there are some remarks that Yi Fei really can't stand it, it's time to come out and say something.

So Yi Fei found a time, opened a post on the school forum, and wrote a tirade as a suicide.

Because Yi Fei wrote too long, he didn't have the heart to read it sentence by sentence, which roughly means to admit his mistake first, bring a bad impact on the school or something, and then talk about his life ideals, his future vision, and his past.

After I finished speaking, I will talk about the roommates in the dormitory, and talk about the happy past, in short, I have said a lot of sensational words, and I can move people after watching it.

After reading the whole article, there is a sense of repentance, and there is also a feeling of rebirth.

Of course, Yi Fei will not admit that the suicide attempt is fake, purely to cover up the barbecue in the bedroom, otherwise this sin will be great, so he can only continue to act.

At the end, he thanked the leaders of the school, thanked them for their care, and at the end, attached a video.

Add a caption to the video: for those who are confused about the future.

Why take a ridiculous lie so seriously?

Yi Fei is a serious person, and his actions have indeed had a significant impact on the students, and the suicide incident has become a hot topic in the school for a while, and there are many people who pay attention to it. After his post is sent, a large number of people will definitely read it.

So this is an opportunity, Yi Fei has never been so serious about scaring people.

That video is the video he posted in the WeChat group before.

After writing and clicking submit, Yi Fei smiled evilly.

"Let you talk about me, hehehe. "Closed the page.

A few minutes later.

Resentment from so-and-so, +20.

Resentment from so-and-so, +50.

Resentment from so-and-so, +40.

Resentment from so-and-so, +20.

Resentment from so-and-so, +60.

…

"This slut, I would never believe that this kind of person would commit suicide. ”

"There must be a shocking conspiracy in this. ”

"Stolen number?"

"it, what the hell, you'd better die. ”

"Reading the text, to be honest I shed tears, this is a voice from the heart, this is a soul worthy of sympathy. But when I watched the video, I just wanted to say: WQNMLGB!"

"Is this a moral degradation or a distortion of human nature? ”

"This wave of operations is too elegant, I really can't keep up with it, admire and admire, fortunately it's not a small AV video, otherwise it's really going to be hot. ”

...

The forum was scolded, not only under Yi Fei's post, but also specially posted and scolded, which was not lively.

At this moment, Yi Fei became completely famous in school, he was really popular, and suddenly he went from an unknown student to a god in everyone's eyes.